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TopicShit, got in trouble at work for using the bathroom that wasn't my floor
Rypt
09/12/19 9:18:45 PM
#40
just apologize and don't do it again. seems pretty easy. to do.
TopicGotta meet with my boss and her boss tomorrow... a little stressed
Rypt
09/12/19 9:16:15 PM
#1
Long story short, I'm a teacher and my principal and the superintendent and I, and hopefully a couple of other teachers, are going to meet with this kid and his parents. They requested the superintendent be there, he never attends parent teacher conferences. Principal chewed my ass today because supposedly, I told the kid that he gets whatever grade he gets and haven't been helping him with his work.

-- It's more complicated than that. I work at an alternative school and have him in an elective class. His teacher sends me work for him, then I send it back. They always have computers to do work on or play games if there's nothing. All he wants to do is play games. What I told him is that grades come from his home campus teacher, not from me, and that if he fails, then that's between them. I also told him it's not really my subject area, so that I couldn't help him as much as his regular teacher and could only help with directions.

... just ready for tomorrow morning to be over.
TopicWas my boss trying to tell me something ? (sex related)
Rypt
09/06/19 10:37:32 PM
#5
lol not really thinking much of it, but it was kinda hot
TopicWas my boss trying to tell me something ? (sex related)
Rypt
09/06/19 10:35:19 PM
#3
PatrickMahomes posted...
I mean, are we talking like half a second where she accidentally made eye contact while cleaning her bottle from what might've been a drip that she wanted to keep from dripping all the way down the bottle onto the table, or are we talking like 3-5 straight seconds of a slow lick with locked eyes the whole time?


about 2 seconds licking and eye contact lol
TopicWas my boss trying to tell me something ? (sex related)
Rypt
09/06/19 10:31:02 PM
#1
Today there was a get together after work and we were all drinking beer. She was sitting across from me and after she drank her 2nd one, she licked her bottle, all the way up the neck, and before she was done she looked me right in the eye as she finished licking it... she usually gets along with me and is pretty cool with me, but we are both married to different people lol
TopicWife, sister in law, and mother in law want to get drunk with me tonight, ideas?
Rypt
09/01/19 3:17:05 PM
#1
Hehe, sounds fun
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/25/19 6:35:59 PM
#35
I think it's just her ego that bothers me. Salma is a lot more friendly and isn't cocky. J'Lo is, that was what I meant. I already said she looks good, but to be arrogant like that at that age is immature.
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/24/19 1:30:18 AM
#26
i wish people would stop stroking her ego
TopicAny good horror / sci fi movies on Netflix right now? (non B movie)
Rypt
08/24/19 1:29:40 AM
#1
topic
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/24/19 1:28:46 AM
#24
oh please
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/24/19 1:23:16 AM
#19
do a google search for 'jennifer lopez no make up'
Topic"No Hookups"
Rypt
08/23/19 11:26:12 PM
#12
They're called teases
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/23/19 11:24:32 PM
#6
TheoryzC posted...
Thought this was gonna be about her music


lol she has music?
TopicJennifer Lopez needs to give it up already.
Rypt
08/23/19 11:22:31 PM
#1
Tired of hearing about her. Yes, she looks good for her age, but she's 50 something years old and can no longer compete with the 20 year olds. Just annoys me when older women try to act like they are all that. I guess my tolerance for that has gone down with age, or maybe it's because I work with a lot of older women that are the same way... but yeah, tired of hearing about her, and Jennifer Aniston, and Madonna, and all the older women that need to retire from trying to act sexy.
Topicfunny shirts that are appropriate for high school?
Rypt
08/15/19 10:53:20 PM
#1
looking for ideas
TopicCartoons you loved that nobody really talks about?
Rypt
08/13/19 11:44:29 PM
#97
You should repost this on the cartoon board so it can be archived
TopicDating sites suck, don't ever use them
Rypt
08/09/19 11:51:07 PM
#1
Unless you want to jump through hoops for mediocrity lol

"Maybe if I play my cards right, this ugly to average looking girl will go out with me"

fuck that shit
TopicC/D you care about your partners past sex life
Rypt
08/04/19 1:54:03 AM
#36
two kinds of girls, girls you try to fuck, and girls you try to have a relationship with. you just have to figure out what she wants and what you want.
Topicwhy dont i just marry my gf? we live together. have been for 3 years.
Rypt
08/04/19 1:48:14 AM
#54
once you get married, they can really screw you over. is she putting pressure on you?
TopicThe reasons so many super hot girls have ugly ass boyfriends:
Rypt
08/04/19 1:46:58 AM
#12
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
Rypt posted...
the guy that's with the really hot girl is usually just the guy at the front of the line. meaning there's other guys she's talking to.

having guy friends doesn't mean shes trying to ch--

am i being trolled? i think im being trolled. im too sober for this.


Lol no, that's not a rag on you at all, just explaining how the super hotties are. Everything has to be their way. If that works for you, then great, and I'm really happy for you. But I just can't do that. In the past, when I've dates super hot girls and they start wanting to hang out with their guy friends, I just let them have her.
TopicThe reasons so many super hot girls have ugly ass boyfriends:
Rypt
08/04/19 1:39:22 AM
#10
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
Rypt posted...
Now though, I just think, "I wonder how many guy friends she has?" It's like looking at the tip of an iceberg, you only see the surface.

huh?


the guy that's with the really hot girl is usually just the guy at the front of the line. meaning there's other guys she's talking to.
TopicThe reasons so many super hot girls have ugly ass boyfriends:
Rypt
08/04/19 1:38:48 AM
#9
lincoln002 posted...
Garbage opinin, woman have better taste than men. They can smell if you are a piece of crap human being, it has nothing to do with looks and everything to do with who you are. There's multiple partners out there for everyone by the way.


yeah but the really hot ones want to be in control. if you disagree, if you argue, if you don't do exactly what they want then it's, "Sorry you're not my type, lol"
Topicwhy dont i just marry my gf? we live together. have been for 3 years.
Rypt
08/04/19 1:37:47 AM
#51
go online, bigger isn't always better when it comes to diamonds
Topicwhy dont i just marry my gf? we live together. have been for 3 years.
Rypt
08/04/19 1:34:11 AM
#48
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
Rypt posted...
lol so what's stopping you if she loves you and is super hot

bruh shes super hot


so just do it bruh
TopicAttn: Those who have never had a girlfriend but want one
Rypt
08/04/19 1:33:32 AM
#1
The guy friends will be unexpected
TopicCain Velasquez [former UFC fighter] makes pro wrestling debut for AAA. Great job
Rypt
08/04/19 1:32:54 AM
#7
He's got some good flips. Lol they should bring Brock Lesnar to AAA
TopicApartment hunting is stressful as hell.
Rypt
08/04/19 1:31:03 AM
#9
let me guess, Texas?

btw call an apartment locator or two
TopicWoman with big tits gets stuck in a tree
Rypt
08/04/19 1:25:25 AM
#8
those aren't that big
TopicC/D you care about your partners past sex life
Rypt
08/04/19 1:23:52 AM
#32
My partner? As in sex partner or relationship?

Sex partner, hell no, as long as there's no std's.

Relationship partner, hell yes. Not marrying a bimbo.
TopicCain Velasquez [former UFC fighter] makes pro wrestling debut for AAA. Great job
Rypt
08/04/19 1:22:29 AM
#3
which one is he
Topicwhy dont i just marry my gf? we live together. have been for 3 years.
Rypt
08/04/19 1:20:00 AM
#45
lol so what's stopping you if she loves you and is super hot
TopicThe reasons so many super hot girls have ugly ass boyfriends:
Rypt
08/04/19 1:18:30 AM
#5
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
i always wonder if people are in love with my gf and they see me and think "im way better than that bald fuck"

i dunno lol she just loves me what can i say


Honestly, when I was younger, I used to see ugly guys with hot girlfriends and think to myself, "Wow, he must have a great personality."

Now though, I just think, "I wonder how many guy friends she has?" It's like looking at the tip of an iceberg, you only see the surface.
Topicwow check out this spider I just found
Rypt
08/04/19 1:16:17 AM
#35
shoot it with a bb gun
Topicif you could have SEX with 1 PORN STAR, who would it be?
Rypt
08/04/19 1:13:50 AM
#64
Would have loved to fuck Chyna, but only because I was a fan of her in WWF. Other than that, none. Do you know how many std's those people have?
TopicThe reasons so many super hot girls have ugly ass boyfriends:
Rypt
08/04/19 1:12:57 AM
#1
Reason 1 - He's rich

Reason 2 - He is willing to kiss her ass and let her do whatever she wants. Most hot girls would rather have an ugly, stupid ass guy that they can control and walk all over, than a decent guy who is good looking and actually has a pair of balls. Confidence my ass, it's a control thing.
TopicActive shooter in El Paso; Police say to stay away from the area
Rypt
08/04/19 1:10:40 AM
#375
Stay away from El Paso even when there isn't an active shooter in the news. Lots of drugs and gangs there and it's right next to Juarez. If you have to pass through there, do it during the day and don't stop.
TopicHow many fucks did you give today?
Rypt
08/02/19 1:20:44 AM
#1
Answer the question: - Results (10 votes)
1-5
40% (4 votes)
4
5-10
0% (0 votes)
0
10-100
10% (1 vote)
1
100-200
0% (0 votes)
0
200-300
0% (0 votes)
0
300-400
0% (0 votes)
0
400-500
0% (0 votes)
0
More than 500
0% (0 votes)
0
50 million (who do you think you're kidnapping, Chelsea Clinton?)
10% (1 vote)
1
ZERO
40% (4 votes)
4
(see topic title)
TopicRate my Street Fighter gifs?
Rypt
07/27/19 9:30:32 PM
#6
sorry about that, ezgif doesnt keep images up very long. anyone know any good gif sites so i can repost it?
TopicRate my Street Fighter gifs?
Rypt
07/27/19 12:10:13 PM
#4
nah, just cut the 5 sprites i used and didn't resize the box
TopicWrestlemania
Rypt
07/27/19 11:20:42 AM
#6
Bret Hart talking about Wrestlemania 10, and for some reason Hulk Hogan
TopicImagine being 63 years old and still acting like a child.
Rypt
07/27/19 11:18:52 AM
#7
unfortunately, it's usually the old farts at work that act the most childish
TopicRate my Street Fighter gifs?
Rypt
07/27/19 11:16:34 AM
#1
TopicAnthony Scaramucci says Trump is RACIST..but he's still TRUMP 2020!!
Rypt
07/17/19 2:00:53 AM
#5
Obama was racist and so were lots of people who voted for him... so yeah probably
TopicAre there decent paying jobs with a Political Science degree?
Rypt
07/17/19 2:00:06 AM
#1
Serious question btw, no offense intended.
TopicDid Bruce Lee or Brandon Lee ever cheat on their wives?
Rypt
07/17/19 1:04:36 AM
#10
Yeah I get it, hell I've thought about it too. Just a little disappointing for Bruce though because he represented greatness.
TopicDid Bruce Lee or Brandon Lee ever cheat on their wives?
Rypt
07/17/19 12:49:24 AM
#6
Wasnt trying to exploit anyone just was asking. I know Bruce was a stoner.

What about Chuck Norris? Did he cheat?
TopicDid Bruce Lee or Brandon Lee ever cheat on their wives?
Rypt
07/17/19 12:46:19 AM
#3
SauI_Goodman posted...
Bruce was known to have a mistress.


Damn, that sucks
TopicDid Bruce Lee or Brandon Lee ever cheat on their wives?
Rypt
07/17/19 12:44:07 AM
#1
Heard a rumor that Bruce did and it kind of pissed me off... he doesnt seem the type
TopicIf you see Kay, why owe you?
Rypt
07/17/19 12:40:36 AM
#1
hehe used to chant that at the high school, "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y" chants
TopicMy fellow Americans,
Rypt
07/11/19 1:09:22 PM
#3
straight up and down
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