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Topic"cegals always get 100s of posts in their topics"
TeaMilk
11/23/19 6:16:31 PM
#15
Topicgod I love motorboating my wife's fat titties
TeaMilk
11/23/19 4:37:27 PM
#1
TopicTIL: Portal is in the same universe as Half-Life.
TeaMilk
11/22/19 3:57:10 PM
#3
TopicHow do you get lost in a corn maze?
TeaMilk
11/22/19 3:26:58 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
That's different. People don't leave @DocileOrangeCup 's corn maze by choice.
@DocileOrangeCup shaved his corn maze recently, actually

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Topicis there a way to make my NEW TVs sound better? its all tinny this is wack guys!
TeaMilk
11/22/19 2:49:25 AM
#10
TopicI know it's terrible but skinny guy/fat girl couples always crack me up
TeaMilk
11/21/19 4:52:54 PM
#19
Milkman5 posted...
the only time I ever see a fat guy with a skinny gf, the dude is loaded.

Men are so desperate. You can probably pull a decent looking guy if you are a 400 pound female these days
But I'm rich and weigh 85lbs and I have a hot fat bf who doesnt have a job

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TopicI finally got first place for a poster presentation!!!!
TeaMilk
11/21/19 4:32:29 PM
#2
TopicI know it's terrible but skinny guy/fat girl couples always crack me up
TeaMilk
11/21/19 2:55:28 PM
#9
electrochica posted...
What about skinny girl fat guy couples?



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TopicI got HOT boba tea milk today for the first time
TeaMilk
11/21/19 12:27:53 PM
#6
BlingBling22947 posted...
Where'd you get it from?
A little bubble tea shop near my neighborhood :0 I went with my bf after work

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TopicI got HOT boba tea milk today for the first time
TeaMilk
11/21/19 1:07:07 AM
#4
Duncanwii posted...
Hi Teamilk ^_^
hi duncan

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Did you get an espresso shot to go along with it.
no i would never ingest coffee

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TopicI got HOT boba tea milk today for the first time
TeaMilk
11/21/19 12:32:00 AM
#1
And they served it in a normal disposable coffee cup so all the tapioca stayed at the bottom and wouldnt fit through the mouth hole. How was i supposed to eat them wtf

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TopicYou wake up.and your Duncan
TeaMilk
11/21/19 12:26:25 AM
#2
Topicwhat video game character does the above poster remind you of
TeaMilk
11/20/19 6:39:07 PM
#7
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
look at this referee over here

CALM DOWN TEAMILK GEEZ
JuST TELL ME WHICH MARIO BROTHER I AM

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Topic60 frames per second
TeaMilk
11/20/19 6:38:05 PM
#8
Topicwhat video game character does the above poster remind you of
TeaMilk
11/20/19 6:37:13 PM
#4
TopicWhat do you think of keeping a pig as a pet
TeaMilk
11/20/19 3:58:10 PM
#5
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
@TeaMilk

Wait, TC actual pigs or just very fat people?
I believe in big boy rights I would not keep a fat man as a pet

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/20/19 12:23:24 PM
#48
Duncanwii posted...
No >:( She's taken.
Huh? Cornman's dog is single and a virgin

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/20/19 11:51:27 AM
#45
TopicWorst thing you experienced during sex?
TeaMilk
11/20/19 11:42:09 AM
#26
CanuckCowboy posted...
A very large and obese man falling on us.
Huh that sounds like the best sex

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TopicShould I ask my gf to send me a pic of her breasts?
TeaMilk
11/19/19 9:52:20 PM
#22
Topicpost itt if you've clapped some cheeks within the last week
TeaMilk
11/19/19 6:42:55 PM
#9
TopicMilk is over.
TeaMilk
11/19/19 6:26:43 PM
#14
TheDreadedWave posted...
@TeaMilk

You'll have to change your name to just Tea
:(


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TopicGirls are cutest when they're all natural.
TeaMilk
11/19/19 3:47:13 PM
#12
TopicI am deathly afraid of being as bad as Chris-chan...
TeaMilk
11/19/19 1:13:53 PM
#15
TopicI'm not sure if I just rented a car or stole one
TeaMilk
11/19/19 12:54:22 PM
#3
TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/19/19 11:53:55 AM
#44
TopicI've been drinking a lot of tea milk lately.
TeaMilk
11/19/19 11:50:26 AM
#2
Hehe do they think you're weird for calling it tea milk instead of milk tea?

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TopicReminder: Do not engage MLP avatars
TeaMilk
11/18/19 9:54:59 PM
#54
Chicken posted...
Is there a way of seeing avatars without clicking on usernames? Clicking on everyones names is a lot of work.
script in my sig (:

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Topichey ce what if on Sunday my dreams come true and she's back?
TeaMilk
11/18/19 8:25:21 PM
#3
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 8:20:27 PM
#107
Daffadilio posted...
How big I gotta be for you to offer to buy me a meal in exchange for tummy pics?
OK honestly I need to be saving money right now

...but how big are u tho

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Have you considered asking for something useful for Black Friday. Like money to buy me a laptop so I don't wonder if I should spend 2500 on it?

What are your thoughts and prayers on having a Macbook from like... a million years ago. Can you even have more than 512mb of ram in it
Huh what who am I asking for that

It was a GOOD deal for $250 and I stand by that. It's still the most high end computer I've owned

Ruvan22 posted...
I thought TeaMilk's currency system was hentai?
What who told you that

Choco posted...
are you that melee player MilkTea?
No lol I've been asked that before on here though. She looks pretty cute


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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 6:09:59 PM
#101
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 6:06:06 PM
#99
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Okay so why didn't he take your laptop from your home at 3am when you were sleeping in advance so you'd have it there?
Also no I'm paying you to pay me to pay you to tell me to buy a $3000 laptop to play games for 32 hours a week at work


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Okay so why didn't he take your laptop from your home at 3am when you were sleeping in advance so you'd have it there?
Also no I'm paying you to pay me to pay you to tell me to buy a $3000 laptop to play games for 32 hours a week at work
My mother's meat man screamed at us last time he came over

Ok how much are you paying me?

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 5:08:15 PM
#97
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
wait why not?
And in fact if I can see over 12FPS are my eyes broken?

And when are you making the new gamefaqs with its own Ronda Rousey section?
Cuz I stayed at cornman's house over the weekend and then went straight to work yes get new eyes

Hmm I'll do it for money

SSJGrimReaper posted...
is it true that if you slap cornman's belly you can hear the echo for days
YEAH if you slap any part of his body, every other part jiggles

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 5:03:55 PM
#94
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Why do I feel like the picture wasn't a picture and you literally had me send you a horse so you can eat it?
You'll see. I just havent had access to my personal laptop since friday and I still need to buy a server for 3 dollars a year

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TopicHas a female friend turned you on and you felt bad?
TeaMilk
11/18/19 4:07:49 PM
#12
Lost_All_Senses posted...
And? It's not something I gotta act on, people got self control. Just identify it as primal and get over it. I hang out with a lot of chicks that are completely my type and also with my cousin/friend. But they're off limits and Id never make a move obviously. It doesn't mean I can't chat them up and joke around.

Tbf, I was raised by 4 women tho. It's easy for me to just treat women like sisters.
You had 4 moms??

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 3:26:09 PM
#92
TheDreadedWave posted...
What is love?
When you clean your uncles poop off the bathtub

Ivynn posted...
How many bellies have you rubbed today
Just one... before I left for work in the morning

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/18/19 2:57:04 PM
#89
The human eye cant even differentiate above like 12fps use your money to help starving e girls

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Topiccustom pringles
TeaMilk
11/18/19 11:29:49 AM
#4
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/17/19 10:47:49 PM
#87
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
hey teamilk I face a great choice and require your... lack of expertise in everything related

I don't need a new laptop but I want a new laptop
What do?

Also message some fucking recruiters please
Hmm but why do you want a new laptop?

I know I know I gotta find some...

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/17/19 10:40:27 PM
#85
Duncanwii posted...
Is there any hope for me?
Yeah but you gotta try to rein in your impulsive behavior and learn from your mistakes

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/17/19 9:25:48 PM
#83
VictourieFlake posted...
Chinese New Year is coming soon, are you excited? or is it more like a dreaded feeling of impending doom when meeting you relatives and their "When are you getting married" question?
Nahh we dont really do anything tbh, most of my moms side is pretty americanized. When I was young my grandma used to give red envelopes to the grandkids, but they only had like $5-$10 lol. My chinese friends would always talk about getting hundreds of dollars for new years...

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 11:23:23 PM
#34
gunplagirl posted...
If you're serious then pm me :o
Are you at least fat though? What's your dimensions

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TopicWhy doesn't my mom love me?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 11:03:58 PM
#11
Your mom sounds like shit. Is it not illegal to keep you from school?

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 10:57:52 PM
#32
TopicSo I might be getting sex Wednesday.
TeaMilk
11/16/19 10:56:23 PM
#39
TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 10:48:48 PM
#30
TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 10:20:11 PM
#28
gunplagirl posted...
<.< That's also why I left. I would have to post full on porn if I wanted to find feeders.
I'll buy u ubereats or something for tummy pics

AsianFury2020 posted...
TC, are you white?
Whasian

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 9:56:41 PM
#24
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
A better question is now why are you even naked in someone else's home?
We're friends

gunplagirl posted...
Well now you're speaking my language. If you have a feabie account you should pm it to me. <3
I think I made one once for viewing purposes but everyone was too horny so I got scared and left

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 9:39:33 PM
#20
gunplagirl posted...
Let me put it another way

Girls want to see your butt, dogs don't
Oh ok so you're just saying I should avoid dogs? I think guys want to see my ass too it's pretty good and itll get even better when I get fat as fuck like I want to

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
This isn't the backwoods counties in Ireland. You can't just do that.
Try wearing clothes
I counlt find my pants and it was emergency

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