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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 9:31:44 PM
#17
gunplagirl posted...
No, hanging out with girls means nobody cares if you're naked so you won't have these moral quandaries.
The issue was a dog saw my ass not the gender of the ass seer

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TopicWould it be against ToS to ask a specific user to buy me something?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 9:14:43 PM
#10
TopicWould it be against ToS to ask a specific user to buy me something?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 9:02:26 PM
#8
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
wtf it's like 160 euro

Wtf it says 12 dollars for me, is it the shipping or something?

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TopicWould it be against ToS to ask a specific user to buy me something?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:59:14 PM
#6
Brugal I'll put y in the credits when the project is online

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TopicWould it be against ToS to ask a specific user to buy me something?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:57:16 PM
#3
Brutal I need this high resolution photo of a horse for a project I'm doing, it says its 12 dollars. I'm not asking you to buy it for me in case it violates tos

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:54:31 PM
#15
gunplagirl posted...
You weren't wearing anything? Hmm. So as I was saying, the solution is you need to hang out with more girls. :p
I was wearing a shirt. Wait does hanging out with girls mean I wont have my ass out?

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
So you're in someone else's home and you just want around pantsless?
Exactly

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TopicWould it be against ToS to ask a specific user to buy me something?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:52:24 PM
#1
TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:45:31 PM
#10
No I walked into the hallway to get to the bathroom and dog was there

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:37:41 PM
#7
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
...
I...
Okay you need to start a blog and give me the address
I need more of this in my life
I have a blog but I only post nice inoffensive humor and my drawings

gunplagirl posted...
... So basically, tc went commando in a dress or skirt and a dog got underneath?

Sounds like the solution is TC needs to hang out with more girls and less dogs.
No I just wasn't wearing anything

It was a girl dog

El Mexicano Texano posted...
I take it you took a shit on someones yard
No I shit in the toilet but I wasnt wearing pants when I went there

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TopicIs it illegal if someone else's dog sees my ass?
TeaMilk
11/16/19 8:25:17 PM
#1
This dog saw my whole ass and pussy and it's not my dog and I didnt ask it permission first, is it ok?

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/16/19 4:23:44 PM
#81
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I'm bumping this because I have a very important question and didn't want to make a new topic

Can you stop coming into my dreams and telling me to read that tennis manga please?
Then fucking read it you fucking bumboclaat

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TopicThe new Macbook pro is out! Let's see how much it costs
TeaMilk
11/15/19 5:15:31 PM
#16
TopicThe new Macbook pro is out! Let's see how much it costs
TeaMilk
11/15/19 4:52:08 PM
#14
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Apparently that has a 1200*800 resolution?


Wtf no its 2880*1800 w retina display so effectively 5760*3600

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TopicThe new Macbook pro is out! Let's see how much it costs
TeaMilk
11/15/19 4:28:09 PM
#6
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/15/19 2:21:12 PM
#79
Veggeta X posted...
What is your opinion on the current state of CE?
Not looking so good

SSJGrimReaper posted...
what do you think is the best dipping sauce
I dont eat a lot of things that require dipping sauce tbh but I like ranch... or sweet chili

Veggeta X posted...
How do you feel about using A1 Steak sauce and tabasco sauce on steak?
I've never had a1 steak sauce and I dont like Tabasco, too vinegary. Cholula is good. I dont eat steak much either

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/15/19 12:43:08 PM
#75
SSJGrimReaper posted...
better belly cornman or majin buu
Cornman... majin buu's is weird, sometimes it seems firm like a drum (bad), and other times its elastic and too stretchy

Guide posted...
Why do you think chicks are into sumo wrestlers?
They're strong and have discipline and can hold a lot of chankonabe

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/15/19 11:32:31 AM
#72
VictourieFlake posted...
What's your favourite chinese dish?
I love... fried potstickers, I could eat dozens

Baozi are a close second. Extremely convenient and fluffy. I usually go for curry or veggie fillings

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TopicWhat are some heterophobic slurs that gay people use for straight people?
TeaMilk
11/15/19 1:09:32 AM
#9
TopicIs it weird for a guy to have soft hands like a females?
TeaMilk
11/15/19 1:05:35 AM
#5
TopicCE secret santa (or CEret santa) 2019?
TeaMilk
11/15/19 12:06:35 AM
#22
TopicWhat kind of bag do you get at the grocery store?
TeaMilk
11/14/19 11:03:08 PM
#18
TopicWtf @ people who don't wash their hands after showering
TeaMilk
11/14/19 5:46:19 PM
#6
If you're over the age of 20 and still have hands, fuck you

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TopicMan where do the Asian homeless hang out?
TeaMilk
11/14/19 5:32:21 PM
#15
Theres this lady (who I assume is homeless) I always see on this little bridge by the asian food center. She has super long hair and is always dressed in this big white fur coat. I always kinda wanted to talk to her but was scared

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Topicshould I get pokeymon shield after work today?
TeaMilk
11/14/19 2:25:59 PM
#7
Duncanwii posted...
It doesnt come out until tomorrow in America.
Ohh you're right yea. I saw someone talking about it last night and I guess got confused cuz they were in a diff timezone

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I thought it was out on Friday
It's out on the 15th apparently, tomorrow, Rebecca Black's day.

But yes and then get me to get it so I can play at work and scream "GO PIKACHU" when the office is busy and the CEO is next to me
You can play pokemon after you read Naoki Urasawa's masterpieces


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Topicshould I get pokeymon shield after work today?
TeaMilk
11/14/19 2:02:30 PM
#1
pokemon


I thought it was coming out on the 20th for some reason but it is here. I'm still conflicted on getting it, but I dont have any other games for the switch right now

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/14/19 11:48:15 AM
#70
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/14/19 11:31:10 AM
#68
TopicAttention: CEgals
TeaMilk
11/14/19 12:19:19 AM
#8
TopicLex Luthor is OFFICIALLY black!
TeaMilk
11/13/19 10:48:08 PM
#3
TopicThere was a candy wrapper in my cubicle's trash bin that I didnt put there
TeaMilk
11/13/19 8:18:24 PM
#6
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
That's usually how it starts honestly
First Bob starts using your bin then Bob brings his wife to work and she just can't leave little Jimmy at home since he's only 9 so he comes along too. Then more candy wrappers are appearing. Soon your cubicle is overtaken by little Jimmy and his gang of friends. One day you'll come back from your daily 4 hour trip to the toilet to post on CE and you'll see little Jimmy is now big Jimmy and he has his own family in your cubicle.
I hate Jimmy, I fucking hate Jimmy. He screamed at me in front of my big handsome husband. And now he thinks he can be my friend again by cooking sloppy joes. No matter how much he shouts at me, he will never be my dad who I am also less than fond of

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TopicThere was a candy wrapper in my cubicle's trash bin that I didnt put there
TeaMilk
11/13/19 8:11:26 PM
#5
gunplagirl posted...
*a pile of CEmen fall out of the roof* them
It took a pile of men to eat a single fun size Hershey's milk chocolate square? Pathetic.

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Maybe you blacked out and ate a Twix
No I was fully conscious while rationing that out the past 5 days


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TopicThere was a candy wrapper in my cubicle's trash bin that I didnt put there
TeaMilk
11/13/19 8:06:40 PM
#1
Topicce I am NOT a happy lady right now
TeaMilk
11/13/19 8:04:37 PM
#10
I spent days finetuning mods to make myself a THICC khajit lady and then only played a couple hours

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TopicMy fridge upstairs is hard to open sometimes
TeaMilk
11/13/19 7:08:28 PM
#6
TopicMore Than Half Of Italians In Poll Say Racist Acts Are Justifiable
TeaMilk
11/13/19 7:03:52 PM
#12
TopicCE secret santa (or CEret santa) 2019?
TeaMilk
11/13/19 6:10:17 PM
#20
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I'm down for a game of secrete santa? Who gets to be santa?
It's a secret!!!

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TopicCE secret santa (or CEret santa) 2019?
TeaMilk
11/13/19 5:33:37 PM
#14
MegaTech posted...
Also explain how i can get a 450 pound man into a box to be delivered to teamilk


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TopicCE secret santa (or CEret santa) 2019?
TeaMilk
11/13/19 5:29:16 PM
#10
Sounds fun. I'd be up for doing it with steam games or giftcards or something

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/13/19 12:42:06 PM
#67
VictourieFlake posted...
Can you speak Chinese?
Nah, not even my mom does. My grandma speaks Cantonese tho

R1masher posted...
Are you on Friendster?
No

Veggeta X posted...
What is your opinion on the new Pokmon game and the drama surrounding it?
People should calm down probably. I dont care about the dex being cut, but I feel like they could have used more time to polish the game. I was excited to get it initially but now I'm gonna wait for more reviews.

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/13/19 10:57:08 AM
#63
SSJGrimReaper posted...
everyone post your smackable bellies


dib153 posted...
Whats up with your legs? Ive got you tagged as "find out leg thing"
I have a rare neuromuscular condition that causes fatigue/weakness in all my muscles. If anything it affects my upper body more, but I still use a wheelchair to get around outside

1337toothbrush posted...
The tractor story.
Well we'd had a little too much to drink that night and my cousin just ploughed my [DATA EXPUNGED] clean off

Duncanwii posted...
I feel jealous of your relationship. It seems more sustainable than mine.
You need to be able to break it off if you know its unsustainable

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Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/11/19 10:53:34 PM
#58
SSJGrimReaper posted...
can i be teamilk for a sec
Ok but you're not gonna like it..

gunplagirl posted...
Harpie, you, and I would be enough. Plus then we could taunt CE baby mentioning the pics we would have taken but never post more than one to verify we met up. :P
Wtf is ce baby?

p-m posted...
Awesome.

That sounds really good after reading a brief summary, will check it out
Lemme know what you think if u try it out!

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TopicTheres too many pretty girls in my area.
TeaMilk
11/11/19 6:37:03 PM
#13
TopicWhat do you think your CEcrush is up to right now?
TeaMilk
11/11/19 12:36:59 AM
#6
TopicI wanna cook a mystery box. Post ingredients, I'll choose 3 of them at random I
TeaMilk
11/10/19 8:00:17 PM
#34
Topicim TeaMilk, AMA
TeaMilk
11/09/19 8:58:35 PM
#54
Guide posted...
What is the largest melee weapon you've wielded irl
I've held a few katanas

gunplagirl posted...
If we can't go to a hentai theater, we could always just do a girl's night and watch hentai :l One of the funniest experiences in job corps was 5 of us on a bed looking at the porn on one girl's boyfriend's laptop. Had some hilarious construction site stuff.
Would any other girls show up? The only other cegal I know kind of in the area is harpie lol

p-m posted...
Same, I'm going to make a cup of tea now.

You're the person who loves fat dudes right tc?

What manga should I read after I finish Goodnight Punpun?
I am :D

Try 20th century boys! It's my favorite manga from my favorite writer ever


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Topicyoooo theres a story in the bible of a guy giving 200 foreskins to a King
TeaMilk
11/08/19 7:51:16 PM
#7
Bootyhole posted...
why would you want that many foreskins my king what are you doing with those things lol
foreskin soup!

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TopicSo apparently Toby Fox (the Undertale guy) did some music for Sword and Shield
TeaMilk
11/08/19 6:33:13 PM
#3
Happy for him :) I used to see him around on starmen.net lol

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TopicPiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 84
TeaMilk
11/08/19 5:55:36 PM
#21
Carlbertomfg posted...
It's okay, bro. The people have spoke. Bertomfg is out and Teamilk IS. IN!

LONG LIVE TEAMILK
You're a real bro carlbert... it was close the entire way. You'll always live on in our hearts

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TopicThe guy at Starbucks liked my metal gear bag
TeaMilk
11/08/19 3:37:48 PM
#14
Why do you have secret discontinued burts bees plant based vanilla protein powder

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TopicIf theres free half sandwiches at work, is it unethical to take more than one?
TeaMilk
11/08/19 3:35:33 PM
#10
UGH I went back to see if there were more and they were all gone. I bet some fat FUCK took 2 or 3 and that fat fuck should have been me....

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