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Topic | I made a new CE discord |
Politics 11/26/19 11:56:16 PM #1 | |
Topic | I just found out Jessie Slaughter has nudes. |
Politics 11/26/19 11:49:53 PM #12 | you better be careful because the CYBER POLICE might come and find you! --- penis |
Topic | I have this CRAZY idea for a movie |
Politics 11/26/19 11:48:58 PM #5 | Duncanwii posted... Minors cannot legally be given the death penalty. Unless this movie takes place in, like, Iran or something. I mean you also can't legally shrink someone's mom to toy size and then force the 5 year old kid to take care of her so maybe we should get a lawyer's opinion on the matter. --- penis |
Topic | I just found out Jessie Slaughter has nudes. |
Politics 11/26/19 11:46:10 PM #2 | u dun goofed --- penis |
Topic | I have this CRAZY idea for a movie |
Politics 11/26/19 11:41:16 PM #1 | So 5 year old kids have their mom's shrank down to toy size, and it is their job to keep her alive until they are like 12. A lot of kids accidentally kill their moms, and their bodies are brought back to normal size, and they are taken to court where they are bitched out for killing their mom, being told that they CLEARLY never loved their mother, and the dead broken body is there as evidence. There is a lot of crying and kids screaming I'M SORRY MOMMY I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU and then the kids are taken to the electric chair to die. --- penis |
Topic | Why is it that I see nerds with girlfriends, yet incels say it's impossible? |
Politics 11/26/19 1:49:46 AM #6 | You really don't even have to be THAT good looking to get a girlfriend/get laid. You don't even really have to lower your standards so much. I think most people who literally consider themselves incels either have mental health problems (in which case I feel REALLY sorry for them and hope they get help through medication and therapy) or they just have really weird creepy personalities. Like VICE did an interview with an incel a few years ago and the guy they interviewed was skinny, had short hair, and a decent face. He seemed like he had deep anxiety problems which prevented him from getting laid. A lot of it seems to be more of a mental thing than a looks thing. --- penis |
Topic | I literally got warned for a topic saying I was attracted to trans women |
Politics 11/25/19 1:47:07 PM #14 | I really don't understand why I was warned. --- penis |
Topic | Has anyone here heard of Maoist Rebel News? |
Politics 11/25/19 1:40:59 PM #1 | He is this Canadian guy who defends Mao and North Korea and stuff --- penis |
Topic | Have you ever had to reject someone? |
Politics 11/25/19 4:14:29 AM #1 | I did once and felt really bad. There was this girl in my college class towards the end of freshman year, and she somehow found out where my dorm was. Her and a bunch of friends came to my dorm towards the very end of the semester and asked me out. It was so hard I honestly felt horrible about it but I just didn't think we had anything in common, I wasn't particularly attracted to her, and I had a fuck buddy at the time so I wasn't really looking for anything serious. I realize this probably sounds like a bragging topic but this was probably one of the worst experiences I ever had at college and was wondering if anyone else relates. --- penis |
Topic | What were you doing when you found out Micheal Jackson died |
Politics 11/25/19 3:33:13 AM #31 | I was actually in an airport on my way to go to Los Angeles. Being in LA during his death was crazy. --- penis |
Topic | should we raise the penis limit on penis? |
Politics 11/25/19 1:49:36 AM #1 | I think we have too many penises that don't have enough penis. --- penis |
Topic | Tissue, toilet paper, paper towel, sock, or spray and clean? |
Politics 11/25/19 1:40:50 AM #5 | I use banana peels that I warmed up in the microwave >_> --- penis |
Topic | The Admiral is WARNED |
Politics 11/25/19 1:37:10 AM #287 | Cornmuffins posted... Ehh wweprop is a try hard Still this is his ONLY active post right now. Pretty rare. I was towards the end of my Senior year of high school when he joined, I'm towards the end of grad school right now. --- penis |
Topic | What are thoughts on the JFK shooting? |
Politics 11/25/19 12:56:43 AM #3 | Thoughts on the JFK shootings include the idea that is was a conspiracy, as well as thoughts that it was just a horrible act. --- penis |
Topic | The Admiral is WARNED |
Politics 11/24/19 11:57:53 PM #284 | Oh WOW a quality WWEprop post. Man I remember a few years ago, great times. --- penis |
Topic | I literally got warned for a topic saying I was attracted to trans women |
Politics 11/24/19 11:03:23 PM #3 | vigorm0rtis posted... I can't imagine why anyone might have thought you were being disingenuous. I LITERALLY have had sex with trans women and gay men before, I'm being serious! --- penis |
Topic | I literally got warned for a topic saying I was attracted to trans women |
Politics 11/24/19 11:01:01 PM #1 | I'm seriously considering closing my account now and just lurking on luelinks --- penis |
Topic | What's Sarah Palin doing these days? |
Politics 11/22/19 12:45:57 PM #3 | I think she still makes appearances on Fox News but she's mainly just chilling and sitting on all her money she has saved up. Honestly it sounds like she has a good life now that she is out of the public eye. Owns properties in Alaska and Arizona which are both pretty relaxing places to live imho --- penis |
Topic | I think I honestly want to marry a trans gender woman |
Politics 11/22/19 1:59:47 AM #1 | Does that make me gay? I don't really find myself attracted to gay guys (though I did have sex with one once) and I've had sex with plenty of cis gendered women, but I've hooked up with some trans women and I really enjoyed it. What does it mean if I just like trans women? Not trolling. --- penis |
Topic | Is there anything better than pussy? |
Politics 11/22/19 1:35:23 AM #1 | YES! A really good book! --- penis |
Topic | My friend from college died =/ |
Politics 11/21/19 10:52:18 PM #1 | I realize I post a lot of troll shit on CE but I just found out at work that a good friend of mine has passed away. I'm still not sure how yet and more info is to come (I want his wife and family to have time to heal before I just ask 100 painful questions) but this is horrible news. I disagreed with him on almost every political science issue (we were both political science majors and had class together) but he was a good person and a good friend. Having a beer now and thinking about the good times. --- penis |
Topic | I HATE when people use mental illness as an excuse for shootings |
Politics 11/21/19 12:45:49 AM #7 | tamagucci posted... Are you really using yourself as a metric for mental illness? No and fuck you for suggesting that I am. --- penis |
Topic | I HATE when people use mental illness as an excuse for shootings |
Politics 11/21/19 12:45:33 AM #6 | Bad_Mojo posted... So you were on meds to help you? I wonder why you never did. I didn't get put on meds until I was like 21 and a half. Some of these school shooters are literally teenagers so I think this is fair game. --- penis |
Topic | I HATE when people use mental illness as an excuse for shootings |
Politics 11/21/19 12:22:13 AM #1 | like SERIOUSLY I have to take mood stabilizers and anti psychotics for my condition and I NEVER shot up a school or anything crazy. It is insulting to people who actually have mental health issues, some people are just horrible people in general. --- penis |
Topic | There are actual men who buy $7000 female dolls. |
Politics 11/20/19 5:21:41 PM #15 | I kinda thought about buying a sex doll a few years ago but I settled on a flashlight once I realized how expensive it was --- penis |
Topic | I miss the old internet |
Politics 11/20/19 2:19:28 AM #1 | 1999-2007 was the best time period ever. --- penis |
Topic | So do girls have penises? |
Politics 11/20/19 2:06:12 AM #1 | also where do babys come from? --- penis |
Topic | I didn't get off work until a half hour past midnight |
Politics 11/19/19 2:54:33 AM #1 | It's 3am but I drank so much coffee during work I don't feel like going asleep. Fuck. --- penis |
Topic | Why do CEmen hate taylor swift? |
Politics 11/18/19 12:28:21 PM #9 | I like her honestly --- penis |
Topic | I had a really weird dream last night |
Politics 11/18/19 12:27:28 PM #3 | SrRd_RacinG posted... Stop it. I'm serious this was actually a dream I had --- penis |
Topic | I had a really weird dream last night |
Politics 11/18/19 12:25:21 PM #1 | I dreamed that it was 2001 and the Bush family was in my grandparents old house they sold a few years ago. He was crying and freaking out and Oprah and Nacy Pelosi were arguing with him and trying to calm him down. Eventually they made him have buttsecks with Jeb Bush and then later we were talking about it and I was saying how he was a lot younger back then and had matured a lot since 9/11. --- penis |
Topic | I feel like West Virgina would be cool to live in if it wasn't so conservative |
Politics 11/18/19 12:01:21 AM #1 | Like seriously the state is basically a forest with mountains (Appalachia mountains) and the cost of living is super low. If they just legalized weed and did something to attract hipster small businesses it would be pretty chill to live there. --- penis |
Topic | This lady at work was being weird the other day |
Politics 11/17/19 9:29:54 PM #1 | I was making her espresso and she asked if the espresso here was good and I said "oh I live off of it here haha" and she said "oh because you TOTALLY seem like a normal person!" Like was that just a random joke or was she calling me weird? >_> --- penis |
Topic | I just talked to Black Space Jesus |
Politics 11/17/19 9:22:33 PM #1 | He told me we have to stop buying bottled water because it's terrible for the environment. Stop drinking bottled water! --- penis |
Topic | Man I feel like I've gained weight |
Politics 11/17/19 8:46:25 PM #1 | It's too fucking cold to go jogging >_< --- penis |
Topic | I'd like to go back to 2007 |
Politics 11/17/19 7:20:37 PM #6 | Saxon posted... I can't believe anyone would be nostalgic for the 2000s.. Saxon = Joke Account --- penis |
Topic | I'd like to go back to 2007 |
Politics 11/17/19 6:55:53 PM #1 | What a great year that was. Remember 2007? It was pretty cool. --- penis |
Topic | Man this girl keeps asking for sex but shes SO ANNOYING |
Politics 11/17/19 4:56:04 PM #1 | Honestly her favorite band is Animal Collective. I just can't bang someone who likes that band even if she's really hot. It's like Jesus just go away for fucks sake. I had two other girls text me asking me if I wanted a blow job but it's like dude I just need a "me" day today. Freaking whores. --- penis |
Topic | Your reaction: Canada legalizes murder. |
Politics 11/17/19 4:49:56 PM #26 | Making murder illegal doesn't stop murder, it just makes murderers criminals. By decriminalizing it, we can reduce the prison population, allowing murder to be a personal choice, not a criminal offense. --- penis |
Topic | I've got so much to do and I wanna do like none of it. |
Politics 11/17/19 4:43:24 PM #8 | I forced myself to finish a paper due today for my Masters program. It actually turned out pretty good I think I'll get high marks for it. --- penis |
Topic | Are you familiar with philosopher Max Stirner? |
Politics 11/17/19 2:48:09 PM #2 | Yeah I actually had a copy of The Ego and His Own when I was in High School. I also know Marx tore him a new asshole in The German Ideology. --- penis |
Topic | Think Taylor Swift was originally gonna release an album in 2016 but cause of... |
Politics 11/17/19 12:08:05 PM #6 | idk I liked that album --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 7:42:12 PM #124 | joe40001 posted... Are people legally required to use the chosen pronoun? Just curious. I honestly don't know. This is Indiana, we basically still have an active KKK here. --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 7:38:51 PM #120 | Okay so I decided I am going to talk to the co worker first, and then if he wants me to do something bring it up to the actual GM (who isn't the one misgendering its the ass. manager) The thing is the trans person is like 17 and doesn't work super often because of school so idk when I will see him next, but I think at the very least he will appreciate it that I am willing to do something. I personally trained this person myself (I have a position in the company where I am tasked with training people and get paid extra for it) so I feel like I should have this person's back on this matter. But it is up to him, I'm not going to go out on a whim and do something if he doesn't even want me to do it. For all I know he wants to just lay low and get the easy paycheck. --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 1:41:14 PM #63 | NeoShadowhen posted... Politics posted...Also I'm not sure if I mentioned it or not but the trans person is a FtM, not a MtF. idk if that matters to anyone but I just wanted to clarify for clarifies sake. Rather not name him but it's not like he calls himself Jessica or anything girly. --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 1:37:12 PM #61 | Also I'm not sure if I mentioned it or not but the trans person is a FtM, not a MtF. idk if that matters to anyone but I just wanted to clarify for clarifies sake. --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 1:00:26 PM #48 | kewldude475 posted... EdgeMaster posted...Politics posted...shnangyboos posted... It's not minimum wage lol. I won't say how much I make but it's a decent wage for where I live. I also get a special name tag and get paid extra to train people. Not saying it isn't a shit job but at least I'm not constantly broke haha. I don't know we are having quarterly meetings pretty soon where we have one on one's with a manager to bring up concerns, I think I'll just slyly mention it then. --- penis |
Topic | Why do people still think people in Africa are poor and starving? |
Politics 11/15/19 12:17:03 PM #7 | A lot of Africa is still very poor but I would agree there are some nice parts of it just like any country. Overall Africa kinda got screwed historically but there have been lots of efforts to make up for it and we've seen some serious progress. Hopefully we move forward! --- penis |
Topic | My manager keeps misgendering one of my coworkers |
Politics 11/15/19 12:14:29 PM #42 | Alpha218 posted... How would you feel if you were in a similar situation, and someone with the power to help, didnt? Okay good point. I will deal with this the next day I work there. I promise CE. I am Politics. --- penis |
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