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TopicYouTube should change its name to SJW Tube #VoxAdpocalypse
loafy013
06/05/19 5:26:16 PM
#6
Free market until it hurts conservatives, then government needs to step in to promote equality.
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Topicbinge-watching Cinema Snob tear apart shitty "Christian" movies
loafy013
06/05/19 5:25:04 PM
#23
HylianFox posted...
now finally moving on to Saving Christmas

I remember working with a guy who loved these christian movies. But even he admitted saving christmas was a piece of crap (terrible story, acting, and production values) and was fed up with his relatives giving him shit for not liking it.
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TopicWow. I literally sharted myself for the 1st time >_> AMA?
loafy013
06/04/19 8:49:04 PM
#18
Hexenherz posted...
but have you ever full on crapped yourself?

I remember my first time as an adult. Working in the dishroom in college, when I started to get that pressure/cramping sensation. Of course, no bathrooms on that floor, so my option was the stairs or the elevator. Walking up stairs didn't feel like a viable option, so I reluctantly took the fright elevator (open/closing the heavy doors was no picnic in my condition either). Almost made it, but about 3 steps from the door, I was prairie dogging and was already past the point of no return by the time I hit the stall.

Lucky for me, that was the first time my friends asked if I wanted to get drunk and I took them up on the chance.
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TopicIs a job in whole food/amazon facility good?
loafy013
06/04/19 8:01:51 PM
#13
I can only report what I've heard second/third hand. Worked with a manager who always complained about her husbands conditions at an amazon warehouse. It sounded like there was no flexibility to his schedule at all or he was at risk of getting fired. So she was always rushed and hurried, and at times had to bring in her 8 month old kid because otherwise he might have been 5 minutes late.
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Topichow short you are doesn't matter if you have a gun
loafy013
06/04/19 4:32:37 AM
#7
Tell that to anybody who played goldeneye with their friends.
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TopicWitcher 3 play-through topic. Spoilers. (Tips welcome)
loafy013
06/03/19 3:49:19 PM
#26
lww99 posted...
If Im having a conversation with someone and I can compel them with magic, does it ever have a negative impact?

Only tried it once or twice when available, but I got xp for it

Not that I know of. I tried to play as good guy, but then realized I wasn't really when it dawned on me I selected the brainwash option in every conversation that I could.

People love to state how overpowered the shield spell is, and it is. My preference was to improve the spell that can know down enemies. If you get in close when they are on the ground, you can use a coup de grace to kill them outright.
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TopicWhat is the best 2 topping pizza?
loafy013
06/03/19 12:49:30 AM
#81
Choose any two of:
Bacon/black olives/mushrooms. All three combinations are good.
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TopicHave you attended any Gay Pride Parades?
loafy013
06/02/19 3:32:14 AM
#6
Nope, and I don't think I ever will. But to be honest, parades are boring as hell and I think the last one I watched was over 30 years ago.
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TopicDo you fold your pizza slices when you eat them?
loafy013
06/01/19 10:54:16 PM
#7
Real pizza is too thick to fold.
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Topictom brokaw: democrats have to stop with impeachment talk
loafy013
05/31/19 6:05:12 PM
#5
I, too, agree that it is in our best interests to approve of what trump and administration is doing by not holding them accountable for their actions.
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TopicName a JRPG sequel where the main character of the first game is important...
loafy013
05/31/19 12:41:17 AM
#10
Shadow Hearts Covenant. Add to that, the bad ending is the canon version that continues on in the sequel.
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Topiccan any d&d nerds help me finish up my character
loafy013
05/30/19 10:38:51 PM
#9
When did they relax the rules and allow monks to be non-lawful?

Other than that, get your character a couple of razors for all that edge. Just my inherent bias about every time I played the game and all the CN emo style characters that came to the table.
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TopicFingerprinting gun owners approved by Illinois lawmakers
loafy013
05/30/19 4:40:05 PM
#66
friendbuddypal posted...
I'm sure all the gang members with illegally acquired guns will comply with this law, and this will finally be the end of the staggering campaign of violence and bloodshed in Chicago. (I'm being sarcastic, I don't think that will happen.)

And where did they get the guns from in the first place? Maybe we should hold the last registered owner accountable for any deaths they caused.
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TopicWhat popular game series have you never played/gotten into?
loafy013
05/30/19 6:06:37 AM
#4
Anything in the FPS genre. Halo, CoD and the like.

Screwed around on the 3 PS2 GTA games, but never enough to finish the story. Didn't touch 4 or 5.

Played the first assasin's creed (one of my first ps3 purchases) for a few hours. Meant to go back but haven't touched it since or any of the other games.
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TopicIs it actually bad practice to have a subtitle on the first entry of a series?
loafy013
05/30/19 2:29:30 AM
#17
Schwarz posted...
Dragon Age: Origins

Sounds more like a prequel title

Checked my PS+ free game list earlier this year for something to play. I thought exactly that and had to look up if it would be a mistake to start with this entry.
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TopicI have kids on my FB talking about the good old days.. WTF
loafy013
05/29/19 8:35:36 PM
#33
brestugo posted...
spudger posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
The N64 was over 20 years ago.

You are old.

this

i was a teen when that came out.

i can come at you with some atari 2600 shit though

I played the shit out of Adventure.

Still runs in my head.

The fun is back, oh yessiree
It's the 2600 from atari
The video system with classics galore
from space invaders to cars that roar
a real hit joystick controls the screen
Solaris is hot and Midnight Magic's mean
One more thing, it has a special low price
Under 50 bucks
50 bucks?
Now isn't that nice
the fun is back, oh yessiree
It's the 2600 from atari.
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Topicare there any 30+ virgins on here
loafy013
05/29/19 4:43:00 AM
#53
ZeroKelvin posted...
Is your junk actually that small though? Ive known several guys who thought they were small because they compared themselves to what they saw in porn, but they actually were solidly average in reality.

About the size of the palm of my hand, and I have small hands. Picture (or don't) a roll of quarters from base to tip when fully aroused.
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TopicITT - epic video game cutscenes
loafy013
05/29/19 3:37:46 AM
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Topicare there any 30+ virgins on here
loafy013
05/29/19 3:31:38 AM
#48
dj1200 posted...
Confidence all the way. Or hookers. Hookers help.

Yeah, what I real ego boost. If your confidence is low, outright paying for sex isn't going to help.

I'm 44 right now, and for me it is no big deal. Sure, when I was younger I thought it would be awesome, but always held myself back early on for fear of rejection and small junk, and never even dated. When I got to college, my confidence improved somewhat, but then the other side of the equation surfaced. I started being afraid of what if they said yes, what with absolutely no experience with women.

Over time, virginity and not dating just felt like the natural state and I didn't feel any compelling reason to change. Sure, I'm curious as to what sex is like, but similar to something like skydiving, not curious enough to actually go out and do it.
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TopicPeople who legit get angry over small mistakes in carryouts baffle me
loafy013
05/28/19 11:29:17 PM
#23
DevsBro posted...
I went through training to work for Chik-Fil-A and in the video there was this hilariously absurd example where this lady calls Chik-Fil-A and says she ordered a chicken sandwich and drove across town before sitting down to eat it and complained that it was cold. She said she would have to find something else to eat now.

The crazy thing is the example of the right thing to do in that situation was to give her a free combo lol.

You say absurd, but it happens. Worked at a Hardees in college and had somebody order an 8 piece chicken, then go out to the parking lot and talk on the pay phone for about an hour. Came back inside bitching their food was cold and wanted a refund plus new food. Lucky the manager told them to piss off.

Another favorite was the people in the dining room who come up asking for a refund. Pop was flat, fries were cold, burger was burned. Check their tray to see maybe 2 bites left in a burger, 3 random fries, and cup of ice. They never got away with it either.

Now, I'm not perfect. One time I remember, after the order went out the window, that two burger patties were still on the grill. I made the sandwich but forgot the meat. Told the manager and we waited for the guy to return. He was really chill about it, so we replaced his whole order, gave him a full refund, and threw in some ice cream on top. Something I've learned in my years in service. Calm and collected will normally yield better results and the employees will be more willing to bend the rules for your benefit.
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Topicdoes anyone else have a problem with clothes coming out with lint after washing?
loafy013
05/28/19 5:24:59 PM
#4
Then I guess that is it. I let the dryer do most of the heavy lifting to remove lint. Don't look at my clothes close enough when straight out of the washer to notice.
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Topicdoes anyone else have a problem with clothes coming out with lint after washing?
loafy013
05/28/19 5:19:20 PM
#2
Never noticed in the washer. And I assume you empty the lint trap in the dryer before doing a load.
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TopicFavorite SOAD song excluding Toxicity, Chop Suey & Aerials
loafy013
05/28/19 5:18:22 PM
#43
Vermander posted...
Spiders is the best SOAD song

Seconded. Think I first heard it when it played in Scream 3, which led to me checking them out.
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TopicFuck damn, my iphone fingerprint reader is not as good as before.
loafy013
05/28/19 5:14:09 PM
#7
Sorry to break it to you, but you aren't you anymore. The aliens have taken over your body and you happen to be an early convert. Take comfort that once they are strong enough, your true memory will be returned and your human shell discarded.
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TopicWho is the biggest jobber in the Final Fantasy series?
loafy013
05/27/19 3:01:03 AM
#13
Irving. He had one job to do as a sniper, and freaked out when it was time to do the deed.
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TopicWhat do YOU use to heal tattoos, CE?
loafy013
05/27/19 2:54:59 AM
#16
Used A&D for several days on my first couple of tattoos. After that, I used nothing after the first 24 hours and they all healed just fine. (13 tatts total).
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TopicOne good thing Trump has done.
loafy013
05/26/19 8:39:34 PM
#4
Got a fair number of racists to publicly out themselves.
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Topicbest cartoon with the name Johnny in it?
loafy013
05/26/19 6:15:21 PM
#19
Wow, I loved Johnny Test. WTF is wrong with the posters in this topic. Or maybe it was just my fetish kicking in, two smart red-headed twins.
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TopicAny Stephen King fans here?
loafy013
05/26/19 6:11:48 PM
#48
I more or less lost interest in his books when it felt he started moving away from actual monsters as the menace of his story. Gerald's Game and Dolores Claiborne left me less than impressed. I assume I read Rose Madder because I found the paperback in my collection, but I couldn't tell you a single thing about it.

Finished the dark tower series but it really went of the rails with the last book or two. I enjoyed Insomnia (which it seemed a lot of people hated), but checking his books, that is the most recent one I have read multiple times. The Talisman was near the top of my favorite books of his, so was pretty hyped when a follow-up was announced. Then I read it, and recall thinking "WTF with all this dark tower crap in here".

So was a huge fan of his in middle school through college (late 80's-early 90's), then discovered other authors whose books appealed to me more than King's newer stuff did.
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TopicNew rule for retro games: hold the fire button to see if there's a charge attack
loafy013
05/26/19 5:56:45 PM
#6
Werewolf was a messed up game. How am I supposed to take it serious when the jump and attack buttons are mapped the wrong way?
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TopicAny Stephen King fans here?
loafy013
05/26/19 4:23:29 PM
#28
Zodd3224 posted...
Axiom posted...
Love most of his books. The books under his pen name Richard Bachman were all pretty good as well


Which books?

You can find four of them in "The Bachman Books" collection. Rage, Running Man, Road Work(I think) and my favorite The Long Walk. There was also Thinner.

Years later, he wrote either Regulators or Desperation. Two books with the same character names, but each published under a different author name.
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TopicIf God is real let's assume 100% do you hate him?
loafy013
05/25/19 11:00:00 PM
#102
SpriteLimit posted...
He was a bit of a dick during the plague

Are you familiar with Job? God makes a bet with the devil, then basically destroys Job's life.
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TopicWould it be possible to convert The Binding of Isaac into an arcade cabinet?
loafy013
05/25/19 9:59:50 PM
#6
At this point, a home arcade is basically a shell you can buy/build yourself with an internal PC hooked up for the games you want to play.
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TopicA retired adult star just came out of retirement
loafy013
05/25/19 3:37:26 PM
#13
Guy_Fieri posted...
If it isn't Gianna Michaels then who gives a shit

Did she retire? I was a big fan of her videos, but come to think of it, I don't recall seeing anything recent from her.
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TopicMan hiding marijuana in buttocks shoots self in testicles
loafy013
05/25/19 2:54:16 PM
#3
Zikten posted...
brestugo posted...
Wilson had a pistol tucked into his front pocket on April 5 when the gun discharged,

Why do people keep putting guns there? I know fuck all about guns but even I know it's a stupid idea to store your gun in your pants

My guess? Countless movies and tv shows where they think it looks bad-ass to lift their shirt to reveal the gun to intimidate somebody.
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TopicLauren Southern's new doc 'Borderless' suspected of being blocked by YouTube
loafy013
05/25/19 2:51:44 PM
#73
Tmaster148 posted...
Zikten posted...
Not defending Alex Jones but the people saying "find your own platform" don't know that even if you do that it still isn't enough

Alex Jones made his own site. And then the ISP shut it down. The only true way to have your own platform is to own your own ISP


Then maybe these people should pick up their bootstraps and build their own ISP.

Imagine if there had been policies in place that didn't give ISP's the ability to control what content they allowed through. Some type of neutrality where they had to treat everything the same no matter the origin.
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TopicTrump: how do you Obstruct a NO crime? Dems are just looking for a Do-Over!
loafy013
05/24/19 8:09:01 PM
#20
s0nicfan posted...
ZeroKelvin posted...
a 40 Million Dollar Report that states, loud & clear & for all to hear, No Collusion and No Obstruction

Loud and clear for all to hear, but youre only allowed to see our AGs laughably biased interpretation of it


Dems have access to a report redacted as much as is legally allowed. They have this far refused to look at it.

See, the thing is some members of congress are authorized to see the entire unredacted report and they are refusing to make that available. If they agree to view bastardized version of it, it would make it even harder to compel barr to release the entire thing.

From the link provided above.
Nadler, though, explained Thursday -- at a hearing that Barr was boycotting over the terms of the forum -- that Democrats do not want to see that version because of restrictions placed on viewing it.

He said just a dozen members were allowed to look behind "some but not all" of the redactions, provided they agree not to discuss what they see with colleagues and leave notes behind at the DOJ.

It is urgent that we see the documents we have subpoenaed, but I cannot agree to conditions that prevent me from discussing the full report with my colleagues, that prevent the House from acting on the full report in any meaningful way.

His counterpart, ranking member Rep. Doug Collins, R-Ga., fired back that Nadler could always view it and ask for more.

So they also plan to drip it out, making them fight for every last piece to be viewed in full.
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TopicComing from a fat person who just started a weight loss journey
loafy013
05/24/19 6:51:32 PM
#15
7lightsXIII posted...
Great advice. I actually had a bowl of Broccoli over Mac and Cheese for Lunch the other day.

For a second I thought "putting broccoli on top of mac and cheese" doesn't help. Then I realized you meant instead of.
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TopicBlack man gets jail time for kissing girl who lied about age to get into club
loafy013
05/24/19 4:53:51 PM
#51
ZeroKelvin posted...
He lifted up her skirt and grabbed her by the p in the the club? Is that not sexual assault in and of itself?

As we have learned in 'Murica, that is the sign of a strong, alpha male.

Kajagogo posted...
Why are there people in this thread thinking that Kansas is part of 'The South'?

Kansas is Mid West.

Because of the way the state has been failing the past few years under republican policies.
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TopicMass Effect 2 is still one of the best games ever made...
loafy013
05/24/19 4:42:22 PM
#34
Justindbz posted...
Dat Shadow Broker ending... as a Shep/Lliara it was... perfect.

Did have one of the best lines in the series. When hacking into a door, Liara says something like "remember back in the day when you could just slap omni-gel on everything"
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TopicMass Effect 2 is still one of the best games ever made...
loafy013
05/24/19 3:00:23 PM
#25
It gets an unfair boost in popularity because of this.

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TopicI think the gore in media (video games, etc) is starting to make me queasy.
loafy013
05/24/19 4:00:57 AM
#5
Haven't hit that point yet with over the top gore and violence. Minor and more realistic violence get to me though. I remember one of the TCM movies. Guy gets his leg chopped off and flops on the ground. I laugh because it is funny and I have no frame of reference. Girl gets dragged down the hall and tears off her fingernails digging in the ground and I have to turn to away.

I feel the same way about excessive profanity as well. A blue joke here and there is amusing. But the movie Sausage Party had me rolling my eyes before it was halfway over. Wasn't funny or entertaining because they just kept at it non-stop.
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TopicWell, i'm caving. I'm finally going to try and watch Anime
loafy013
05/24/19 3:22:42 AM
#38
I know you said you don't care for cute and/or romantic, but I suggest Ranma 1/2. Strange humor and crazy "martial arts" fights.
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TopicGaming Industry is Worried about the U.S. Senator's Anti Loot Box Bill
loafy013
05/24/19 2:47:30 AM
#79
EndOfDiscOne posted...
I support dumbasses decisions to blow their money however they want, and developers decisions to put these in their games.

But these do affect you by making the game more of a grind. Say the game was designed with item X having a 10% drop rate to get. Would take you a while, but you will eventually get it. However, now the game has put that item in a loot box and dropped open world acquistion of it down to 0.2%. Your progress has been affected because of the loot box system.
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TopicHomestar Runner was the s***
loafy013
05/24/19 2:20:43 AM
#3
I remember being introduced to Strong-Bad emails and just binging on those things all day (hooray dial-up). To this day, I still think "Baleeted" when deleting stuff on my computer.
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TopicList video games with good DLC
loafy013
05/24/19 1:52:54 AM
#31
codey posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Witcher 3


Also yeah XCOM 2, that shit was basically a sequel it added so much content.

I've avoided picking up War of the Chosen until I beat the base game because I heard it was similar to the way Enemy Within revamped almost the entire game.

If you want to count MMO's I say FFXI, namely Chains of Promanthia. Before it came out "ewww, no new jobs. Why play it" Afterwards "Holy Shit, this is epic". My two extra characters were made as mules and to play through it again.
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TopicMy name's Deckard Cain and I come from Tristram
loafy013
05/24/19 1:47:06 AM
#3
I'm Captain Basch Von Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
Don't believe Ondore's lies!
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TopicWhy don't video games have developer audio commentaries?
loafy013
05/24/19 1:26:33 AM
#8
It could work on an autoscrolling game, but otherwise you'd race through the level too quickly and it would get cut off, or take too long and end up with a bunch of dead air. And in action games, sound it sometimes a vital clue to let you know something is headed your way.

Go back to in-game museums like God of War or Ratchet in Clank. Cool little areas to visit with concept artwork and little notes about the development process.
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TopicForgotten video games
loafy013
05/24/19 1:23:08 AM
#80
Tomba!
Whiplash (game with a weasel and rabbit handcuffed together)
Cannon Spike
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