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CPU: "...Hey, do I remind you of a pill bug? Bowser says I look like one."
Intern: "PFFT-FFF-FFFFFT
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CPU:
Intern: "....Yes, what is it?"
CPU: https://i.redd.it/ipi5g7se39211.jpg "These are a thing now. ....And they're kinda delicious."
Intern:
Second intern: "...Wait. No, those aren't a thing, but- ....are those homemade?
CPU: "...N-no, I don't even know how to-"
Interns: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS"
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Poll #5: Who should face Kora and Eddv?
B) Mario and Sonic

Poll #6: Who should debut next? (They'll have a match, opponent TBD) (I'm going by who could work heel, FYI, since we're currently a bit "face" heavy)
A) Ric Flair "...honestly the rest are *too* good for this scrapheap and we already have Kenshin filling that role"

Intern: "...Not going to comment on-"
CPU: "Nope!"
"...Really."
"Really!"
"...Why not?"
"I don't have to acknowledged when I'm proven wrong, this is the internet!"
"...But you call people on that online all the time-"
"No I don't!"
"I SAW YOU SHOUTING AT SOMEONE ABOUT JOKER BEING 'TOO NICHE FOR SMASH' WHEN BAYONETTA MADE IT-"
"That was my writer!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE A WRITER!"
"Yes I do!"
"I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH A SCRIPT IN YOUR HAND!"
"Oh that's just because I never learned how to read."
"wut,"
"Yeah, I've been making logical guesses at what people have been saying online since 2000."
"...WHY DO YOU HAVE A WRITER IF YOU CAN'T READ" *SLAP*
"Just because I can't read doesn't mean I can't read-"
"THAT IS NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS AND YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME"
*Looks mildly offended* "Well, I never."
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Poll #3: What should be on the line for Kenshin v. Bryan?
D) Sakabato vs. Yes Movement (Kenshin loses the sakabato or Bryan loses his Favorite trait)
YES IS DEAD.

Poll #4: What type of match should Bowser have?
A) Bowser v. CPU, Lumberjack

CPU: "...I know how the asshole fans work, however, and I know what they're likely to pick. So. Bryan, you, my friend, talk a good talk, occasionally walk the walk, and occasionally almost your own career because of your poor life choices. And you, if I remember correctly, have been wanting those people in MLMF out of the B8WL. ...At one point at least.

However, you... ignore this, turn into a 'bad man' because almost everyone on the good guys is completely incompetent at BEING a good man. And the only man here that fits that description and is on the active roster, is at risk of losing his career here- and really, moving on to better things like Inciniroar did but still- because of it.

This does not sit well with me. I know, I know, 'you're part of the Men of Low Moral Fiber, why the hell do you care?' Because, unlike 75% of the people here, I stick to what few morals I have, and I try to keep some sense of continuity in this semi-okay written at BEST hellhole. Also, I'm intensely aware of the fact nearly none of the matches here end cleanly. As such, when the voters pick option B, I offer my career in exchange for Kenshin's on the off chance he loses, or gets screwed over.

...Also, Cueto, Miz. If, after the match ends, and he does somehow lose. if you, or anyone that tries through other means, tries to remove Kenshin from his contract by other means..." (glances down at a potion in his hands, smirks at the camera.) "Well, there's a old children's song that comes to mind."

"The cow goes moo.
The pig goes oink.
And... the... dog... goes...
Dad...dy...."

(Turns off the camera, looking down and away from the lens as he does so.)
...i have never been less proud of an implied threat I've made in-character. ._.'
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxtVDHFXQAMjx8L.jpg:large
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CPU: "HEY KENSHIN!"
Kenshin: "...Oro?"
CPU: "TAKE A LOOK AT DIS COOL-ASS MOTH" https://independent.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2017/03/27/White-lined_Sphinx_Moth_t958.jpg?fef15e12b784e9bbb22bf3f2924819218cda3d1a
Kenshin: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
CPU: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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CPU: "'Ey guys, I got a haircut, whaddya think?"
Intern: "I like it, just there's a small problem that- well, the hair isn't the problem."
CPU: "Eh? What's the problem?"
Intern: "...There's no nice way to say this, but your forehead looks like youse trying to call down Batman."
Intern 2: <:o
CPU: "...." *Runs away*
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live to serve

stop laughing ^_^'
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CPU: "I would like to bring to the attention of the viewing audience that one King Bowser is a silly billy, and that I will FIGHT ALL OF HIS SCUMBAG NOT-CHILDREN FOR WHAT THEY PULLED LET ME AT 'EM I'LL FORCE THEM TO EAT EACH OTHER ALIVE ON REGIONAL TE- HMPH HMMM HMMPHHMMMMMmmmmmmm"

Intern: "Yo, boss, thanks for calmin' him down, but... why do you have chloroform?"

????: "I- hyuck- have traveled across dozens of dimensions and lands, and dealt with a lot of nonsense in each and every single one of them. Sometime Sora and Donald aren't there, and I have to be sneaky. The question- hyuck- is not why do I have chloroform, it why would I not have chloroform?"

Intern: "...I see."
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...If possible switch both my votes to C because I am not dealing with this tie nonsense.
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B
A

You may add one celeb, and one Current Wrestler!
Bob Ross, Elias?.
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...I'm okay with the idea of a Lethal Lottery ^_^'
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...Part of me feels like giving Miz co-GM duties with Cueto would be a decent thought.

https://rave.dj/d47aoQeTWvwWuQ

also did this and it's sadly the best combo with any of Truth's themes
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CPU: "Except for all of you in Wales. You're *all* going there because you refuse to use an ACTUAL language!"

Crowd: "QYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

CPU: "BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS ANYWAYS YOU LINGUISTICS REPROBATES"
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CPU: *Pointing at the audience.* "There is a special place in hell for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE SCUMBAGS!"

Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

CPU: "It's anyplace in hell, because it's you that makes it special!" *Wink, fingerguns*

Crowd: ".....booooooo?"
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(A dose of stupid)

CPU : "...." *staaaaaaare*
Kenshin: "Oro? Charles, what're you looking at me for- ... let me rephrase, why're you staring at me this time?"
CPU: "...." *Keeps staring, slowly raises a odd pair of eyewear to camera level.*
Kenshin: "Why are you-"
CPU: "Groucho glasses!" *Puts them on Kenshin.*
Kenshin: "...." *glowering through the swirly eyes*
CPU: "EEEHEEHEEHEEE" *Runs away*
Kenshin: "GET BACK HERE"
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...I actually really like the idea of Smash for MoT.
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"FUR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU INCINEROAR- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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"...If I see the phrases 'Home Alone Match' or 'Die Hard Match' when I see the card tonight..."
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https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/7/7c/Cntgmgarbageman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061004161252

("It's me!" *Gets beaten up*)
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bloody december @_@'
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https://rave.dj/UusLQrKr5Z8fyg
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(...I was going to do a whole 'Adam Cole in PWG' thing and call Savage Mcedricalexandero Man but I that's both very racist and trying waaaaaay too hard to reference wrestling events past. especially after 'loves blackface' ._.')
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....why do I keep confusing the two topics

...probably because they're the only topics I post in regualrly @_@"
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https://gyazo.com/3cca962cb36eeb55ad9a71dc19b78f90
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

(....God I miss Mach. ;-;)
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

"And I, in turn, will stop spreading rumors that half of the roster loves to do blackface. I will clarify that it's only two people, and that there's no confirmation because management is made up of huge cowards and deleted the footage from the Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/user/bunnyhopshow."

(This is a joke please stop unsubscribing to Superbunnyhop)
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

That is entirely acceptable, I'm just... just more that a bit bemused by the portion of fanbase that purposefully ignores 80% of the stages, mostly plays 10% at most of the roster, and turns off most of to ALL of the items in the game to *attempt* to make the game have a competitive scene. Ignoring the whole 'needing' a specifically broken controller to do techniques that 98/99% of the playerbase can't do *anyway.*

Honestly it's mostly just competitive Melee players who'll go back to a 17 year old fucking game after a *week* because Ultimate isn't it and they can't move on like decently adjusted human fucking beings. This is a gross generalization, I fully admit, but the fact it's a subset that exists to *begin* annoys me on a primal level. I'm on the heavy fringe side there though. ^_^'

Subnote: If you don't play most of the level because you simply don't think they're fun, or you don't *enjoy* playing most of the cast, that's entirely acceptable and I understand.
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

I respect attempts to play it as a 1 on 1 or seriously, I just don't have much respect for Smash as a competitive scene. Mostly Melee players, admittedly. One of the only entertainment related fanbases I'm willing to mock based on merit.
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

"...You know what, I'm going to break character for a minute, and am just just to remind everyone here that Smash isn't a fighting game, that is all."
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

...Honestly Mach deserves a timeline where he can just rest. ^_^'

The Truth Roars?

Goofy, Mumm-Ra, Jigsaw (The Chikara one no one cares about anymore. ...As opposed to the Saw one that no one cares about anymore).
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

(Ganaha is best girl from Idolm@ster, duh. This is fact, fight me)

"I... can't fault your loyalty, odd cactus bastard. ....I... bring it, I guess?"

*Shrugs in bafflement.*

(...Also Bee Movie isn't anywhere *near* as bad as I heard it was. To bee completely honest, it's an absolutely beecent if inexplicible movie.)
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

*Bumps while watching the Bee Movie*
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

Henry
Pitbulls
Juvy
(2) BONUS: What TAG TEAM debuts tonight? Malenko/Benoit
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

"....Macho bitch Man- I will have your family EATEN if you ever use the writers scripts again."
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

"Excuse me Macho Bitch I haven't injured anybody."
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

CPU: "...Hey Minato."
P3MC: "..." *Waves*
CPU: *Waves*
P3MC: "...?"
CPU: "Just good to see you again." *Hands P3MC a slip of paper.* "....Aigis asked me to give this to you."
P3MC: *Nods thankfully.*
CPU: "....Hug?"
Both: *Hug*
CPU: "Yayyyy!"

...i feel like the last IC thing from last topic was a tad depressing so >_>'

Also celebrity: Tornado Tonion
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

Sabu
Tag Titles: New Wreck
(2) Nightcap (Sandman/Dreamer)
(2x2) BONUS: One guy will debut as Douglas' partner, but there will be a second debut tonight as well! Guess both! Bam Bam and Haku/Meng?
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Philosophical meltdowns are *fun.*

Buh Buh Ray
La Parka
(2) Sandman/Dreamer
(2) La Parka

Also La Parka rules, so Tom is right to have him as a staple
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Pre-show: Rotten v. Saturn
(2) Tag Titles: Headhunters
(2) Team AAA (Rey/Juvy/Konnan)
(2) #1 Contender: Scorpio
(3) ECW Title Stretcher: Sandman (c)
BONUS (2): What non-wrestler will make a big impact? Heyman.

Tiebreaker: What GRADE (not number) will the show get? D+
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.