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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/09/19 8:13:42 AM
#67
TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/08/19 6:06:18 PM
#61
TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 8:48:26 PM
#58
Touch posted...
One time in college I was listening to NeonOctopus have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.

lol, that was great
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 1:40:44 PM
#50
RiderofHogs posted...
I also had a neighbor in my first apartment who never closed the blinds on her bedroom window. She was a cute lesbian too so every time she brought a girl home I got to watch.

I miss that place.

Were the girls hot or were they kinda butchy? Was she hot or butchy herself? >_>
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 1:26:28 PM
#48
specialkid8 posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Was one of the strangers a chick and was she hot?


Yeah

nice
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 12:51:05 PM
#45
ocelot51 posted...
Here's another story: I once went over to my sister's house and my niece was also there taking a shower. The bathroom connects directly to the living room and she just comes out with no towel while I'm there playing videogames. This startles us both and I spent a lot of time berating her on why she was wandering around naked in someone else's house.

The hell is wrong with her? Kids have no morals today
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 10:49:30 AM
#41
Blue_Inigo posted...
What the fuck

When I was at camp in college, one girl straight up came in to the boys shower cuz the girls shower was too crowded.

She was fat and no one wanted to see her naked. I refused to look in her direction while she showered naked >___>
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 10:47:04 AM
#39
TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 10:44:13 AM
#37
TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/07/19 10:39:08 AM
#35
TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 4:35:32 PM
#34
Alucard188 posted...
Stayed over at a friend's place in BC while visiting, and listened to him plow his chubby girlfriend while I lay in the room next to them.

Did she get out of breath quickly cuz she was chubby?
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 1:53:50 PM
#28
Zanzenburger posted...
Yes, very much. I believe she ran track so she was both fit but also curvy (not skinny fit like a cross country runner would be). So they were very nice and complemented her body well... at least in the 2 seconds that I saw them before I covered them with a clipboard... <_<

Hell yeah!
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 1:53:37 PM
#27
ocelot51 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Were her boobs nice at least?

Nah, they weren't great. Crushing on her kind of lost all its mystique and I stopped hanging out with her after that lmao

I guess it was meant to be then lol
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 12:07:43 PM
#21
DrizztLink posted...
DirkDiggles posted...
From that point on, I never sat on that couch again.

Your parents have definitely banged on every piece of furniture in that house, you know.

Including your bed, just for a change in environment
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 12:03:39 PM
#19
Zanzenburger posted...
I was just hoping she didn't freak out and report me for some type of sexual harassment. But she seemed pretty cool about it.

Yeah, I wouldve worried about that too. Glad she understood.

So were her titties nice? >_>
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 12:02:10 PM
#18
ocelot51 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Guy friend or girl friend?


A girl friend. I had a mad crush on her too so this did interesting things to me psychologically.

Were her boobs nice at least?
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 9:45:20 AM
#7
ocelot51 posted...
During a block party as a teenager I went to take a leak in the forest around the neighborhood and I stumbled upon a friend of mine and some guy having sex in it.

Guy friend or girl friend?
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 9:43:45 AM
#5
Hexenherz posted...
This was when I was in elementary school, maybe third or fourth grade?

My mom used to take me to glass conventions and shows all the time. Glass conventions are comprised of private individuals showing off their collections, giving lectures about glass, auctions, etc.

I guess during this one day they were having a lecture or something so she didn't take me. Instead, she left me in the hotel room with her female friend and the friend's boyfriend.

I don't remember if I had dozed off or if they had put a movie on or something but I heard what sounded like people chewing gum, and then I realized they were making out. I guess they got really horny. This really upset me and I started crying (I don't know if it was the sound that just really agitated me or what). The worst part is that the literally kept going. Like I was bawling in the bed and she was basically sitting on him on the chair and they were at least making out.

My mom had some real douchebag friends now that I think about it.

They made out right in front of you? lol
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 9:41:57 AM
#4
treewojima posted...
stop being so horny

I cant help it. My pilgrimage as a Titty Meister takea me to some weird places. I never asked for this but I just wound up there by happenstance >_>
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TopicPost stories you have about seeing people naked or having sex >_>
NeonOctopus
05/06/19 9:36:37 AM
#1
I have 3 >_> All from college.

-I was warming up my car in the dorm parking lot on a winter night and the first floor room had their curtain closed, but you could see through it cuz the light was on >_> And literally in front of the parking lot, you could see this guy standing at the edge of the bed plowing this girl while she laid in bed. It was pretty boring though because she barely moved and she literally kept her shirt on the whole time so you couldn't see her boobies. I watched for 3 minutes while my car warmed up (I wanted to make sure it was extra warm) and was like "this is lame >_>" and left >_>

-While I was in a dorm and laying in bed and literally through the wall I could hear my neighbor banging this chick, with the bed creaking and the chick moaning. i made a topic on CE like a true CEman and you guys told me to blast porn towards the wall but I bitched out >_>

-I was standing at the bottom of my friend's dorm, waiting for him to throw his keys down so I could enter the building and come up. While I was waiting, my boob sense was tingling, so look straight ahead and see this half open blind and see this chick was at least D cups walking around naked and putting panties on. And you couldn't see her face cuz the blind was covering it. She had a rocking body and titties without being ruined by the chance of a butterface. It was sweet >_> Anyway I stared for like 10 seconds, got the keys and got out of there before she noticed >_>

-Not me but my friend and his roommate saw a dude getting a bj from his window at the next dorm. He noticed them and gave them a thumbs up which they reciprocated. I think he wanted people to see him lol
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