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TopicIf you dont have kids.... why not?
IloveJesus
01/02/20 12:58:53 PM
#56
I don't want kids. That simple really.

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TopicWhat was your first meal of the decade?
IloveJesus
01/01/20 6:14:56 PM
#42
Toast.

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TopicThe Last of Us didn't deserve a 10/10
IloveJesus
01/01/20 6:11:46 PM
#14
It's probably my second favourite game of all time.

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TopicYour reaction: Another parent spanks your child.
IloveJesus
01/01/20 6:06:57 PM
#43
UnfairRepresent posted...
You'd go fight a girl?

A mom no less.

What a big man you are

You'd stand by quietly when somebody attacked your child?

What a big man you are!

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Topicwth do Brits really call cats "moggies"
IloveJesus
01/01/20 4:40:21 PM
#16
DevsBro posted...
Do British people pronounce any h's?

Yes.

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Topicwth do Brits really call cats "moggies"
IloveJesus
01/01/20 3:35:05 PM
#5
Nacen posted...
From England and I've never heard this

Bullshit. English people know the term, even if they don't use it much.

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TopicYour reaction: Another parent spanks your child.
IloveJesus
01/01/20 3:11:55 PM
#36
MuayThai85 posted...
In this exact scenario, call the cops and have her arrested.

If I was there and witnessed it happen in person, likely knock them the f*** out.

Yeah this. Somebody attacks your child. That's literally what this scenario is.

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TopicPlaying Max Payne 3 for the first time
IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:34:13 PM
#51
Wii_Shaker posted...
If you liked the first two games then you will like MP3. The gameplay is relatively unchanged and of course the writing is great.

I love the first 2 and didn't finish 3.

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TopicSo the Witcher is a better got?
IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:30:23 PM
#4
It just didn't engage me at all. I didn't care about any of the characters. I didn't have any sort of interest in what happened next. As I say, just not for me.

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TopicDon't marry someone who gives BJs
IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:25:26 PM
#4
Well I'd never marry somebody who didn't.

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TopicSo the Witcher is a better got?
IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:24:20 PM
#2
I watched 2 episodes and then decided it's not for me.

To my shame, I watched all of Game of Thrones.

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TopicSmall Children should be banned from living above ground floor of appartments
IloveJesus
01/01/20 1:15:43 PM
#2
Maybe if you don't like having neighbours, you're the one who shouldn't live in an apartment?

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Topicare there crackheads on GFaqs?
IloveJesus
01/01/20 12:52:50 PM
#4
I believe they prefer to be called mods.

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TopicScenario: That guy you bullied in school is back and pissed off
IloveJesus
12/31/19 10:07:44 AM
#5
Bestoffuture posted...
I didn't bully anyone in school.

This, but also, why the fuck is he wearing gloves?

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TopicWhen you played Super Smash Brothers brawl as a kid
IloveJesus
12/31/19 6:58:23 AM
#7
I was already an adult when brawl came out. I played it twice before deciding it was inferior to melee and not playing it ever again, so I can't really remember who was in it.

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TopicHow long until New Year for the first people to celebrate? Just over an hour?
IloveJesus
12/31/19 6:37:45 AM
#7
Just under 12 and half hours here, but I'm not exactly celebrating it.

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TopicIs there anything weird or wrong for a father to change his daughter's diaper?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 6:20:15 PM
#19
Ultima Dragon posted...
Pretty f***ed how you legit can't talk to or interact with kids in any way (even your own) as a man without people thinking you're a pedo.

I've genuinely had people say that 'there's something not quite right' about me purely on the basis that I am a man that works with children. It's really fucked up.

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TopicBetween 2010 to 2020 Rockstar released one GTA game.
IloveJesus
12/30/19 5:39:07 PM
#21
I'd be perfectly okay with it if they never released another.

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TopicDo you regret getting your college degree?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 5:28:25 PM
#28
Do I regret the best 3 years of my life, which in turn enabled me to do a job i enjoy?

No, can't say as I do.

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TopicStarting The Witcher 3. Advice?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 3:53:40 PM
#12
Play Gwent and largely ignore the rest.

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Topic$10k or go back in time 10 years from today?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 3:52:21 PM
#29
ledbowman posted...
If you went back in time you would regret it pretty quickly

Why?

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Topic$10k or go back in time 10 years from today?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 2:57:00 PM
#25
I'd pay you ten grand just to re-live the last ten years without changing anything.

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TopicIf I was taller I would have had a gf by now
IloveJesus
12/30/19 12:58:04 PM
#3
If you need to be tall to get a girl, you don't deserve one.

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TopicWhich FF7 minigame did you enjoy the most?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 12:41:27 PM
#10
Bike.

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TopicWhat is the worst Star Wars quote of all time?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 12:38:46 PM
#34
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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TopicWould you allow Gina Carano to dominate you sexually?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 10:25:48 AM
#3
Not into being a sub.

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TopicLeft a "date" who is clearly a male with the tab
IloveJesus
12/30/19 8:14:22 AM
#28
OctilIery posted...
They don't owe you anything,

Bullshit. If they're trying to enter into a relationship, which is kind of what dating is about, honesty is important. Allowing somebody to believe something which is untrue, even by omission, is dishonest.

Of course, you can't be realistically expected to reveal everything about yourself on a first date, but we all know that sex is going to be a pretty important factor for most partners.

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TopicLeft a "date" who is clearly a male with the tab
IloveJesus
12/30/19 6:54:29 AM
#13
I know that the TC is lying about any of this having taken place, but I completely agree that if you are trans you should let people know that if you are trying to date them.

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TopicWill you be getting a New Years eve kiss dis week?
IloveJesus
12/30/19 6:52:30 AM
#6
One specifically for NYE? No, because we've been an item for about a decade now so that would be weird.

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TopicDishonored looks and sounds like a game from 2007
IloveJesus
12/30/19 4:41:42 AM
#34
Dishonored 1 and 2 are both fantastic games.

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TopicFavourite war film, and why?
IloveJesus
12/29/19 8:06:31 AM
#10
Hacksaw Ridge. Bloody love that film. I'm generally not that big on war films though.

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TopicMost overblown hate from 2019?
IloveJesus
12/29/19 8:00:37 AM
#7
I haven't seen any of those get an undue amount of hate.

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TopicHow do we encourage white people to have children?
IloveJesus
12/29/19 7:58:51 AM
#23
Wokebebe posted...
Should they? That's a far right position to hold. Wouldn't it be better for white Europeans to open their borders, hearts, and wallets to those seeking a better life?
Are you under the impression that Europe is entirely white? Because it's not.

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TopicFallout New Vegas chickened out by having a 3rd option for Lilly (Spoilers)
IloveJesus
12/28/19 10:54:52 PM
#23
masterpug53 posted...
There absolutely is a point in introducing a third option to a complex moral drama: the satisfaction that you figured a way out of an un-winnable situation. The feeling that you are making a direct positive impact on a worldspace that has pretty well fucked itself.

Now granted, this needs to be used sparingly: you are correct in that the game would be watered down to nothing if you could skill check your way out of every single dilemma without consequence. But so too would the game get monotonous if every single confrontation railroaded you into a bad option or a worse option, as your actions would start feeling increasingly futile and your motivation to carry on would dwindle.

Giving you the occasional high-skill 'good' option also increases replay value, if you see such an option unavailable to you on your first playthrough and endeavor to make a build more suited to passing such checks the next time.

Solid post.

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TopicI dont understand woman.
IloveJesus
12/28/19 3:02:22 PM
#15
Duncanwii posted...
Erectile dysfunction. Its complicated.

I don't think it's overly complicated.

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TopicWife accidentally sent a dirty pic of me to her sister...
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:59:39 PM
#22
Strider102 posted...
You tell her about balance and how intentional or not she got to see the goods, so now it's only fair for you. If she gets mad at you start crying.

And tell her that you wouldn't have married her if you knew she hated justice. Does she want to live in a cruel world? There are children starving in Africa and it's all because of people like her. Ask her when she decided that those children deserve to starve. What did they ever do to her?

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TopicI dont understand woman.
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:56:48 PM
#7
You don't seem to understand the English language all that well either, to be fair.

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TopicWife accidentally sent a dirty pic of me to her sister...
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:46:05 PM
#14
Rypt posted...
Ha I would love to ask for a pic of her sister, but wife will get pissed

Why would you marry somebody who hates justice?

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TopicCats vs Holmes and Watson
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:42:37 PM
#4
I came into this topic expecting a YouTube video with hilarious editing.

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TopicWife accidentally sent a dirty pic of me to her sister...
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:41:37 PM
#5
Is it just a naked pic or were you engaging in some kind of irregular filth?

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TopicHypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:24:37 PM
#27
We would both be in favour of aborting, even if it was a single child. Triplets can fuck right off.

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TopicCould Superman take MCU Thanos? *spoilers*
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:20:07 PM
#39
Tired-Insomniac posted...
Thor couldn't really do anything because he was on a spaceship with his people. Post-Ragnarok-Pre-Stormbreaker Thor vs. No Stones Thanos in an open area would likely end in a victory for Thor.

If that was the case then the heroic thing for him to do would be to kill Thanos regardless of the imminent threat to his people, in order to save the rest of the universe.

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TopicLeast favorite movie in the MCU?
IloveJesus
12/28/19 2:16:19 PM
#23
DuranOfForcena posted...
mas stretchy

I never said it was perfect but the MCU has a lot of really bad films in it.

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TopicLeast favorite movie in the MCU?
IloveJesus
12/28/19 12:56:08 PM
#20
SamuelLJackdson posted...
Not including the hulk?
Why?

Because if you mean The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton, that's nowhere near the worst film in the MCU.

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TopicCould Superman take MCU Thanos? *spoilers*
IloveJesus
12/28/19 7:50:08 AM
#23
It depends. What is the name of the mother of Thanos? If it's Martha, they gonna be besties.

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TopicWhat kind of beer do you like?
IloveJesus
12/28/19 7:09:45 AM
#41
I drink cider instead.

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TopicIn retrospect, how do you feel about Kylo Ren's crossguard lightsaber?
IloveJesus
12/28/19 7:09:08 AM
#79
Scotty_Rogers posted...
What? You should have brought up General Grevious's shit.
That was ridiculous too. I've mostly blocked the prequel trilogy from my memory.

InfinityMonster posted...
Lucas stole that straight from the EU.

With all due respect, only a tiny fraction of the star wars movie fanbase has had any contact with anything EU.

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TopicIn retrospect, how do you feel about Kylo Ren's crossguard lightsaber?
IloveJesus
12/28/19 4:06:45 AM
#70
I hate the way that they feel the need to do something 'cool' with new lightsabres all the time. It's relentless.

Episode one: double ended
Episode two: dual wielding Anakin and Dooku's 'fencing' sabre.
Episode three: blue on blue
ST: Kylo Ren's sabre.

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