Lurker > MICHALECOLE

Ive never heard a judge say anything sucks, but they definitely always find at least one thing wrong with it.

AnnoyedCops posted...

Yeah in all seriousness I can't imagine being the woman that opened the box. Horrifying and awful.

What the.. she fucks this severed head?

blu posted...

Ive heard its common in many theaters to tell people there's a "no singles policy" to get anyone who looks like a sex offender out of the kids movies or to prevent another another sandy hook incident.

What does a sex offender look like?

I love the gummies. Kanha nano is my favorite brand, they work in like ten minutes

The no singles policy was never real

you are allowed to dress as a clown again though

Time traveling is dumb..

AnnoyedCops posted...

Apparently even gold tools break

How the fuck do people already have gold items

Ogurisama posted...

I disagree

I feel like it got better once Chandler and Monica started dating

Agree

EclairReturns posted...

I remember only the first four seasons of that show being good.

Disagree

Pivot

We also love eating ass

Something I was wondering, is the nook computer selling the same shit for everybody each day or is it different? I just bought an animal crossing switch. In the game, not irl.

like the Pixar movie?

How would one find this information

JixHedgehog posted...

It's a horrible feeling, wouldn't wish it on anyone who enjoyed their job

I know Target and Safeway are hiring, it could tie you over until all this bs is over

Honestly I was thinking about fucking doordash..

wwinterj25 posted...

Sorry to hear that man.

Raddest_Chad posted...

Vince McMahon cut loose his golden boy?! Things must be dire over there.

but seriously, that sucks. Im not trying to be a jerk, I genuinely feel bad for ya

LinkPizza posted...

Sorry to hear that. I'm here if you ever need someone to talk to.

This is why I still come here

Where does blank check fit in

Definitely

DirtBasedSoap posted...

:( I miss working at a dispensary. They fired me in September lol

Did you come to work sober?

quigonzel posted...

Shit, man. I'm sorry to hear that.

Same.

gonna get real fucked up. Then tomorrow plan the next move.

nice one

Phantom_Nook posted...

I just went out and saw plenty of other cars driving around. So I guess there's no mass ticketing going on.

yeah there seemed to be more traffic this morning than yesterday

Im gonna bump this! yall mother fuckers quarantined. Watch the first 16 minutes of that video and if youre not sold you can have one of my toes or something

Im never joking ever

I heard thats a plot to get all the high risk people in one place and infect them all so theyll die off earlier

wolfy42 posted...

I thought all drugs were legal now in CA?:)

No.. not all of them..

Im gonna have to be real careful driving with drugs

I still have to go to work tomorrow

wolfy42 posted...

Lol, that is like such a Californian thing to say!:) Love it.

I know.. why the fuck is that even on the list. So California

It says youre allowed to go to gas stations, pharmacies, grocery stores, farmers markets, food banks, convenience stores, takeout and delivery restaurants, banks and laundromats. People can leave their homes to care for a relative or a friend or seek healthcare services.

so if I get pulled over outside Ill be like nah dude Im headed to the farmers market

Yeah mine started at like 9:05

i love it

I cant get it to start

Jen did you lie to me do I have to wait until midnight

Kyuubi4269 posted...

There is only Attorney at Law, I refuse to believe a self-respecting human would willingly can themselves Phoenix.

Harvey?

His uncle works for Nintendo

No, the trailer scared me too much

Like is any of this for real? Or not?

Ive always liked the name Alex..

Does anything REALLY need a series?

team Starkid musicals on YouTube are my favorite thing and I love them so much

https://youtu.be/BxKCX-UvPrI

this is a musical about the Oregon trail video game, and the songs are constantly stuck in my head. There are like ten other ones, and theyre mostly all incredible. The guy who didnt like musicals is great, firebringer is great, the newest one Black Friday is great.

if you are looking for something weird and amazing, watch this! Love you guys

Wait what why are you thanking him no this isnt right

OhhhJa posted...

Okay good

Did anybody say holy shitaly yet?

LinkPizza posted...

How do they get it off?

Pressure and rhythm

Metalsonic66 posted...

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

One steals your snatch and the other one is just hanging brain

Nobody has ever payed to watch a garbanzo bean

Lokarin posted...

Is there something that's like a cousin to "bittersweet", where the ending is poopy and disappointing, but, like, it's a good kinda suck?

Like the ending to Inside___(spacesaving)__

Super Mario bros 2? Whole game felt like a fever dream, and then..

No ports closed yet.

I loved age of ultron

I mean they sound exactly the same. Honestly most of their dialogue is pretty interchangeable.

Ultron: will you be heard? Will I steamroll over you?

Robert California: This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand.