Lurker > CharlesBronson

Antifar posted...

My point is you would qualify

no he wouldn't. did you even read the bill if you paid no federal income tax you don't qualify

Antifar posted...

That means you made less than 75k in 2018

ok what's your point?

whose holding the camera?

what a bunch of yuppies

if you provided ACH information on your 2018 tax return they will use that

why did you block me?

this is why your fake news why didn't you include the question he asked before this one

jeffhardyb0yz posted...

https://youtu.be/IB44ZZda2G0

lol the reason he calls it carona and not caronavirus is because he's trying to be cool and not sound dorky

E32005 posted...

it honestly needs to be monthly payments for the foreseeable future.

if this goes on for months those people wont be able to pay rent/bills for months.

what did they do during the spanish flu?

whose going to fill the atms?

Intro2Logic posted...

Genuinely curious, not trying to downplay things: is it possible that this virus is seasonal and would decrease as the weather gets warmer?

florida has 500 cases so no

Dark_SilverX posted...

At this rate the dollar will mean nothing and we will be working for free.

what are you talking about the DXY is at a 3 yr high

and then you get the pink slip next month whats ur point

thankfully the senate would never approve this

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Your money is always better in a 401k or some type of investment rather than sitting in a savings account loosing value every year.

lol what an assinine statement cash has outperformed stocks since 2018 lol

"I am so sorry that happened to you."

moved to cash a week ago. net worth is same as it was in january so basically lost nothing

645AR posted...

imagine lmfao'ing people losing their life savings while the economy crashes

there fault for selecting a 100% stock allocation

boeing down 20% wtf

it's funny how everyone will go out now and buy cookie cutter SUVs thinking gas is so cheap then they are going to lose their job and will have no where to drive to.

PatrickMahomes posted...

Enterprise sales / account management.

so basically you sit at a desk and do nothing all day

you don't deserve a refund you took the risk and prepaid in order to get a discount

Tired-Insomniac posted...

Posted this in the other topic:

US population is roughly 330,000,000 people

Assuming every single person would get a $1000 check, that's only $330,000,000,000

They pumped $1,500,000,000,000 into the stock market last week only for it to crash and burn anyway

They could have given every single American a check for ~$4500 instead

Unreal. You give eveyone $4500 you end up with empty shelves. Giving everyone $4500 doesn't increase production capacity of scarce resources. Next time pick up an economics textbook before bloviating about economics, thank you.

fuck mitt romney

The virus can be cured. The economic damage can't. We're probable already in a recession and the credit markets are starting to freeze up just like they did in 2008.

do all you people live in liberal enclaves all the stores in my area are fully stocked

they should send all the ppl there with the Wuhan Virus to the poveglia island, thanks

good looking at him standing there gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside

God_Of_Entirety posted...

Bullshit. I'll fight it if I have to thus isn't my fault

you're an hourly worker put the broom down and file for unemployment

God_Of_Entirety posted...

...what hours? I usually find ways to milk the clock to get full time hours, if they pay me by my scheduled hours I'll be losing a ton of benefits as a part time employee

if you don't work you don't get paid

no you get paid by the hour

E32005 posted...

wonder if it will last

It won't. The fact that the s&p 500 went up 7% in 25 minutes should be deeply concerning. Obviously the shorts covered and didn't want to hold over the weekend with a vix at 70. Same thing happened the last 2 fridays.

KILBOTz posted...

And i I nearly made a gigantic move. I was looking at shorting Boeing on Monday at $200 by end of the week. I could have made like a 10x return in a day if I had pulled the trigger.

why would you want to steal from the retirement accounts of hard working americans?

Hexenherz posted...

It's going back up after hours.

Part of me wants to cash out while I'm up, part of me wants to hang on because I suspect there's going to be another shit storm.

At any rate my whole portfolio is going back up so I can't complain either way... Either this TVIX nets me some bank or everything else I've bought into does, either way it's a win-win.

why are you buying TVIX now when the vix is at 75 and not a month ago when it was at 12?

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

Made a quick 30% on TVIX in a couple hours... not gonna sell though, I have a feeling the market will get smoked on monday

enjoy your 20% LOSS lol

pick up a broom and quit complaining on gamefaqs

AngelsNAirwav3s posted...

Made a quick 30% on TVIX in a couple hours... not gonna sell though, I have a feeling the market will get smoked on monday

the reason we just had the quickest bear market ever is because of lowest common denominators like you who can short the market by picking up there phone and pressing a button, thank you

tennisdude818 posted...

I mean if the market actually has a down day right after falling nearly 10% in one session, wtf.

futures market opens in 15 minutes, get ready

SK8T3R215 posted...

I have a debit spread SPY call tomorrow I'm hoping I can sell early on if the markets are up a bit.

lol spy is down another 1.5% in after hours thank you for your capital

Sad_Face posted...

https://twitter.com/NewYorkFed/status/1238147299592765441?s=20

So, they've been doing repo operations since September. What's this gonna do now?

Nothing. They're going to need a lot more than 500B to put out the fire that they started. Interest rates would be 10% right now if the fed didn't interfere. The debt bubble is deflating and there's nothing they can do about it.

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Tempted to go into my emergency fund later on once the real rock bottom hits

even if you're unemployed?

enjoy your coronavirus

DevsBro posted...

I actually just liquidated everything.

lol too late