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TopicShe politely stops you and says ''Whats it like being ugly?''
pkmnlord
06/21/20 2:30:26 PM
#13
"Oh shit, talking boobs!"

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TopicGame store in Egypt refuses to stock The Last of Us 2
pkmnlord
06/21/20 11:33:11 AM
#18
"Legitimate ethics and values of Egyptian society"

Is that what they call it? Desert heat must be frying their brains.

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TopicDo you Drop F-BOMBS and S-BOMBS in front of KIDS??
pkmnlord
06/20/20 9:50:59 PM
#7
Yes I do. Fuck them kids.

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TopicDo you personally fear death and dying?
pkmnlord
06/20/20 11:36:45 AM
#24
I really only worry about dying without closing out all my online accounts/subscriptions/etc. because I don't want whoever's dealing with my services to have to deal with cancelling everything out.

I used to be scared of the concept in general as a teen and younger adult, but at 27 I've pretty much accepted it's something that'll happen one day whether I like it or not. I just don't want it to happen before I'm ready for it.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/19/20 8:56:25 AM
#485
Good grief, just spent like 40 minutes trying to get this stupid villager in my campsite to move in, but the stupid bitch kept trying to kick out the wrong villager in exchange, and that's if I could even get to that point in the conversation because they insisted on making me play their stupid card game to get them to move, or they would just straight up refuse to move and further stall things.

After about 6 attempts, they finally selected one of my starting villagers who I've been trying to get rid of for some time now. God, I don't even feel accomplished or that excited anymore for the new villager. Fucking game shouldn't piss me off the way it does. Makes me want to slap everyone working at Nintendo.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/18/20 5:06:28 PM
#484
Yeah be aware when you boot the game up again, you'll be greeted with Tom Nook doing goatse while a text bubble appears on the screen that says "Get FUCKED! Start over!"

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TopicWho created the spelling of diarrhea?
pkmnlord
06/18/20 4:11:51 PM
#11
Boombam99 posted...


They should make a pokemon line based on poop. It can be poison/dark type. The first in the line can look like
Alolan Muk is Poison/Dark >_>

Really all they'd need to do is re-color the Grimer evolution line brown and boom there ya go: literal poop pokemon.

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TopicDaaaamn, Klara from Pokemon Sword DLC has some huge jugs >_>
pkmnlord
06/18/20 4:09:55 PM
#31
GiftedACIII posted...
Huh. Hes entitled to look the way he wants I guess. Thanks for the correction.
Well, he's also a psychic type trainer, so that sorta explains the colorful getup. Most psychic trainers in the game either have generic dark colored robes or wide sleeved tops, or whimsical colorful stuff like this guy (Fairy trainers also dress colorfully too).

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TopicWho created the spelling of diarrhea?
pkmnlord
06/18/20 4:07:54 PM
#7
Should be spelled diareeya.

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TopicDaaaamn, Klara from Pokemon Sword DLC has some huge jugs >_>
pkmnlord
06/18/20 4:03:00 PM
#28
GiftedACIII posted...
Oh. She looks kind of goofy.
It's a guy, unfortunately.

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TopicPokimane explains that mystery is sexier than giant assets
pkmnlord
06/17/20 5:49:23 PM
#9
I hate that "more to the imagination" crap, maybe if you like being blue balled that's cool, but I need my releeeease. IDGAF if it doesn't turn out quite what I imagined or hoped it'd be, the important thing is, I know now.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/17/20 5:46:09 PM
#474
Nice, I've got turnips being bought at 335 bells today. That's the most I've ever seen so far, and I didn't buy any turnips this week lol.

If anyone wants to sell just hit me up and I'll PM a dodo code. Idk what a comparable tip would be but if anyone has a pitfall seed DIY and/or spare star fragments of any size/gold nuggets/leftover cherry blossom DIYs or petals, any of that shit would be appreciated. The pitfall seed DIY is probably the highest priority though.

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TopicSome girls sleep around a lot.
pkmnlord
06/17/20 1:51:59 PM
#5
The Trent posted...
not with you
And there, in lies the problem

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TopicPokemon snap for switch just announced
pkmnlord
06/17/20 1:50:34 PM
#69
Goddamn, about fucking time. I wanted them to do this back on the Wii U but in retrospect, the Switch is far better suited for it. Looks pretty interesting, hopefully Nintendo/Gamefreak don't fuck it up somehow. It seems like they're gonna go for a more natural look because you see some pokemon acting like regular animals. In particular I liked seeing the Pidgeot swoop down to grab the apple like a hawk.

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TopicDoja Cat is a better Nicki Minaj right?
pkmnlord
06/14/20 10:28:42 PM
#17
Megan thee Stallion > All

She ain't got no drama goin' on and she's not fucking crazy

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/14/20 6:45:52 PM
#454
Lmao damn 60 NMTs, I'd feel so overwhelmed having that many. I get anxious as hell having 7 or 8 at a time in my pockets lmao

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TopicREMINDER: Devil May Cry 5 is very overrated.
pkmnlord
06/14/20 12:32:38 PM
#5
What a garbage ass opinion (in the topic title)

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/14/20 12:32:07 PM
#449
And yet again, I had a villager I don't want to move out try asking me if they should leave.

The hell is wrong with this goddamn game, what's it gonna take to get rid of my starting two villagers? I want them gone, not all the damn new people.

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TopicThey need to give Isabelle more shit to say in the morning announcements.
pkmnlord
06/14/20 11:50:52 AM
#36
Yeah, at the very least I wish they would update it so she announces any special visitors (assuming you didn't already have that spoiled for you on the title screen).

But I remember thinking the daily announcements would be interesting and cool, but now I feel like it's just a waste of time to keep you from actually getting to the game because FUCKING NINTENDO.

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TopicSpongeBob Confirmed Gay
pkmnlord
06/14/20 11:40:38 AM
#32
Evening_Dragon posted...
Literally the only thing that gets his rocks going is karate.
Don't forget jellyfishing and making krabby patties.

And honestly this is a non-issue. People have been cracking jokes about Spongebob being gay pretty much ever since the damn show started.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/14/20 11:34:48 AM
#448
Yeah IDGAF about this villager portrait stuff. Everyone keeps talking about mass delivering letters with gifts to their villagers and I ain't got the patience for that. I remember back in Wild World, you could get portraits simply from talking to a villager often enough and just being nice to them, didn't have to send them a bunch of shit in the mail.

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TopicMan my sister has a date at Long John Silvers tomorrow
pkmnlord
06/14/20 2:37:52 AM
#10
An_Actual_Chad posted...
RIP Man My Sister
died at the date shot up to 97 Long John Silvers-es

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TopicThe perfect girl, but you are 18 and she is 50.
pkmnlord
06/13/20 3:51:56 AM
#4
Don't think she's really a girl anymore by that point

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TopicLarge breast with flat ass or thicc ass with small breast?
pkmnlord
06/13/20 1:46:20 AM
#4
I'll take large breast and thicc ass instead of this settling for one or the other BS

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/12/20 1:45:18 AM
#428
Christ, I finally got a handful of shooting stars tonight. Not a full on meteor shower, but this is the most shooting stars I've caught in one sitting in all the times Celeste has been in my town. Finally I can start making things with these damn Mario Galaxy star bits. I'm glad you can just mash A and it'll register any shooting stars that go by, even if it's multiples in a row.

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TopicI remember a time when this place loved their "dindu nuffin" memes.
pkmnlord
06/12/20 12:01:27 AM
#6
AzurexNightmare posted...
What is dindu nuffin?

I remember ehuehuehue
dindu nuffin = "didn't do nothin'"

As in they were making fun of the families of victims being killed by police by using a generic phrase often heard when the family and loved ones are interviewed about their situation.

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TopicDownloading Hatred.
pkmnlord
06/10/20 7:25:22 PM
#10
Nacen posted...
My name is not important.

What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass.

My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently.

This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can.

It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die.

My genocide crusade begins here.
Now imagine this monologue set to like some bloodthirsty barbarian instead of an edgy domestic terrorist character and it wouldn't seem as bad, right? Everyone just got up in arms because it was made to look like public shooter simulator, and in the end it turned out to be a load of nothing.

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TopicAre you going to get any games from the Nintendo sale?
pkmnlord
06/10/20 4:45:30 PM
#5
I got Blasphemous, Sega Genesis Classics, and Kirby Star Allies.

If they had put BOTW I might've finally bit the bullet. Was contemplating grabbing either the Contra or SF 30th Anniversary collection, but I didn't want to get crazy. Don't want my Switch library looking like basically all my other game libraries.

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TopicFUCK Home Depot. im shopping at Lowe's from now on
pkmnlord
06/10/20 4:02:59 PM
#12
By all means walk into the aisle when it's closed off and get smashed by a pallet pushed from the other side over.

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TopicThe only part of Star Fox Adventures anyone remembers
pkmnlord
06/10/20 1:33:10 PM
#7
Tricky: Let's PLAY!
Me playing Fox: *smacks Tricky with staff and throws his ball somewhere he can't get it*

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TopicSo now that Persona 4 is relevant again, who's the best waifu? >_>
pkmnlord
06/10/20 12:36:54 PM
#38
The fuck? They're porting it to PC? Why not PS4/5 like the most obvious choice would be?

Or at least PS4/5 AND PC as well.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/09/20 11:59:11 PM
#381
I gotta say, all the hamster villagers are ugly as hell lol. They look like even more deformed and stupid looking versions of the teddy bear villagers.

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TopicYour favorite Telltale Games game/series?
pkmnlord
06/09/20 12:10:11 AM
#24
The Wolf Among Us is my favorite because it's probably the only IP they've made a game about that I hadn't already known of. And I really like the premise of the Fables series. I remember wanting to grab the books some time ago, but now I'm thinking of giving that a go again.

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TopicRacist shitty lady gets bitch slapped by a TRUE american
pkmnlord
06/08/20 11:37:02 AM
#10
They all should've just jumped her ass at the end. See if that old bitch takes another step outside after getting dogpiled.

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TopicImagine if you could get a disease twice at the same time. Double diabetes
pkmnlord
06/06/20 11:52:26 PM
#5
Oh fuck, I got Type 1 AND 2 Diabetes!

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TopicT minus 20 days until Spongebob BFBBR
pkmnlord
06/05/20 6:39:25 AM
#8
Oddly enough, I'm not as hyped as I was when it was initially announced. Might be a game I just watch a playthrough of. Not like I don't already have like 40 other games in my library sitting, waiting to be played. And that's just on my PS4.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/05/20 4:47:01 AM
#330
I hate whoever coded sea bass and black bass into the game

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TopicIf you could time travel back to NOV 11 2018 what would you do?
pkmnlord
06/04/20 6:45:52 PM
#10
Celebrate my 26th birthday again, I guess?

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TopicDo any of your friends have an OnlyFans account?
pkmnlord
06/04/20 4:00:59 PM
#10
None that I'm aware of, but with so many chicks out there starting up OF pages, I've wanted to ask some friends of mine if they were that desperate for extra money.

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TopicIs marijuana legal where you live?
pkmnlord
06/03/20 11:05:25 PM
#6
Medicinally yes, in AZ. Every year that passes seems like support grows for recreational legalization, so here's hoping the sooner the better. Best thing they did recently was make medical cards good for 2 years instead of 1.

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TopicWhich of these MS Paint drawings is the best?
pkmnlord
06/03/20 9:59:01 PM
#14
Were these all done by Ringo Starr?

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TopicJack in ME2 was not attractive whatsoever.
pkmnlord
06/03/20 7:45:58 PM
#28
People who are into Tali are the same kind that romance Naoto in P4

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TopicCall of Duty: WWII & Star Wars Battlefront 2 free this month on PSN
pkmnlord
06/03/20 7:43:52 PM
#8
Free is about the only price I'd ever pay for Battlefront 2, so I might as well take the offer. Probably still won't play it lol.

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TopicJames Mattis denounces Trump, calls him threat to constitution
pkmnlord
06/03/20 7:37:48 PM
#22
I remember just before Trump was in office, people everywhere were talking about Mattis like he was gonna be Trump's war machine to wipe out ISIS for good.

Now look where we are. Any conservative still on Trump's side at this point is being deliberately thick and all arguments from them should be responded only with "shut the fuck up".

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/03/20 3:37:04 PM
#297
Well, today's been nice so far. Apollo's in my campsite and I convinced him to move in, in replacement of Astrid (who, while being one of my favorite kangaroo villagers, is someone I rarely gave any attention to in hindsight).

And I finally finished my fossil exhibit.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/03/20 3:11:19 PM
#291
Bio1590 posted...
So Ruby left and left behind an Asteroid, which is one of the Celeste recipes.

So that's uh...a thing?
Was it something they had in their house? I noticed when Tucker left my island, he trashed his bamboo speaker (which was part of his decor from the start) and a sweater I gave him in the bin at resident services.

Thought that was kinda cool, just like how villagers who've finished unpacking will toss their cardboard boxes in there as well.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/02/20 10:52:50 PM
#279
Man, the shadow for the whale shark isn't nearly as big as you'd think. I just saw a shadow with a fin then all of a sudden BAM I'm holding a whale shark.

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