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Topicis USA 1 step away from Tiananmen Square type incident?
pkmnlord
06/02/20 5:20:41 AM
#30
Tyranthraxus posted...
If tanks show up in Georgia I'm gonna tank man them.
RIP in advance

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/01/20 3:52:39 PM
#254
Conflict posted...
He just asked me for a catchphrase and I'm wondering why tf he is when he's moving out

So I tried "bye bitch" and... for some reason, the game let me use that

But it wouldn't let me use "jackass" yesterday
LMAO I changed Aurora's catchphrase from "b-b-baby" to "b-b-bitch" and I was surprised the game was cool with it.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
06/01/20 3:38:06 PM
#252
Oh man, I had Ellie try to bring up moving out today. I'm already being punished for separating her and Tucker. Too bad I still want to keep her around a little longer. Now if any of my first three villagers would start feeling like getting lost, that would be just great. I haven't even gotten anyone's portrait yet, and these little shits wanna just keep living here and people I don't want to leave just randomly feel like skedaddling whenever the fuck.

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
06/01/20 3:24:27 AM
#36
Yeah McSally's a c***. She acts one way then turns around and acts the complete opposite of the way she was just acting.

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
06/01/20 12:51:44 AM
#29
onedarksoul posted...
Nah Ducey is ok.
Why does there always have to be that ONE fucking person? People like you shouldn't exist.

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TopicWhite women using the BLM protests as a trend spark outrage on twitter.
pkmnlord
05/31/20 11:48:52 PM
#4
TooLateToGoBack posted...
yikes at that third tweet
This. Bitches like her are no better.

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TopicWhat happened to the black ceman with a small head that posted pics a lot
pkmnlord
05/31/20 11:19:35 PM
#6
What about that frog dude that had the fat cheeks and posted a pic of his Tinder convo and he basically sent a girl a paragraph out of nowhere talking about how boring his life is and how undesirable he was?

That freak still post here or nah?

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
05/31/20 10:58:32 PM
#18
Yeah Doug Ducey is a sackless little bitch. People didn't care for him as mayor of Phoenix, don't know why he'd expect any difference as governor. He's just got a more important job to fuck up now, and he's doing splendidly at that.

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TopicShe says "Tu veux aider décoller mon chemise?"
pkmnlord
05/30/20 11:51:01 PM
#19
TopicHoly shit this lady has a big ass soda.
pkmnlord
05/30/20 11:49:19 PM
#22
That looks like a standard large size you can get at almost every generic fast food joint.

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TopicDerek Chauvin is now on SUICIDE WATCH as Cops are checking him every 15 MINUTES!
pkmnlord
05/30/20 11:46:13 PM
#5
TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/30/20 10:59:05 PM
#197
So, I had to divorce Ellie and Tucker because I got this cheese skinned mouse called Chadder in my tent yesterday. And when I say "cheese skinned", I mean it literally. His skin is yellow and spotted like cheese. And his wallpaper is like a city skylight, so I guess his whole gimmick is that he's the "big cheese".

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/30/20 2:51:17 AM
#151
Got the Gemini DIY card from Celeste and I FINALLY got my first shooting star to wish on (technically there were two, but I didn't react in time to catch both). I stood for like 20 minutes still watching my Switch with the camera facing towards the sky ingame, and no other shooting stars appeared. Glad I got at least one.

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
05/30/20 1:34:30 AM
#13
Odoylerules posted...
the pigs in az been murdering innocent people of all races for decades

they got this coming
For sure, I just wish Arpaio was involved in this somehow so the protestors can storm his house and give his ass the long overdue hanging he owes the people of this state.

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
05/30/20 1:26:59 AM
#11
Shits popping off again tonight even harder than last night. Thousands of people in front of the PHX Police Dept. building. I guess now we have a reason for protesting besides just Floyd, because they just shot some kid sleeping in his car a few days ago too. Great job PHX PD, stay being shit as usual.

Watching this shitshow on the local news right now

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/29/20 11:00:20 PM
#148
Bio1590 posted...
What the fuck is that design Nintendo?
*faint "Please Understand" is heard bellowing in the far yonder*

In other news, FINALLY got Flick's bitch ass on my island and rewarded myself in 250k worth of scorpions and I've got a queen alexandria model to look forward to tomorrow (I wish they made it so larger packages were physically sitting outside your house/mailbox, it'd be cooler to just pick them up like IRL).

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TopicYou can pick 3 Nintendo consoles, the rest disappear
pkmnlord
05/29/20 10:52:23 PM
#48
mobilebloechel posted...
Both great answers!
I almost included Pocket Pikachu in mine as well lol, but I figured I might as well put one console in there.

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TopicIf men have no legal say in if women keeps baby, should they HAVE to pay C.S.?
pkmnlord
05/29/20 3:45:37 AM
#184
Kolibri X posted...
Sex has consequences.
And you're a clear example of that. You should've been swallowed.


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TopicI always think I'm going to hate God of War
pkmnlord
05/29/20 3:41:10 AM
#9
I wish they'd release a God of War: Ascension remaster on PS4. I think you can play the PS3 version through their craptastic streaming app, but forget that.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/29/20 2:59:36 AM
#126
Oh this is weird, if you place a snapping turtle on the ground, it literally places the whole ass turtle on the ground and it just stands completely still, only nodding its head slightly as it breathes. And it looks weird moving it because you just grab it like any other item and push and pull it the same way lol.

So anyway I got a new pet snapping turtle chilling in my backyard.

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TopicOwner of the gas station I work at just decided to retire and sold to corporate.
pkmnlord
05/29/20 1:32:37 AM
#3
Wow, that sucks. I'd demolish the place tbh at that point, just say fuck everything and everyone. Give those corporate shits a pile of rubble to come home to.

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TopicOh shit protests spread to AZ
pkmnlord
05/29/20 1:16:04 AM
#9
It was actually going pretty fine until someone smashed the back window of one of their (the police's) SUVs as they were leaving....

Up until that point it was peaceful, protestors just got assblasted when the cops kept them from going any further into the state capitol building.

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TopicYou can pick 3 Nintendo consoles, the rest disappear
pkmnlord
05/29/20 1:14:22 AM
#27
GB Micro, Virtual Boy, aaaaaaaaaand Wii U

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 10:52:52 PM
#94
It really baffles me how they haven't added bulk crafting as an option yet. Really makes you wonder if the people working on these games at Nintendo just sit around sniffing their own farts all day because only they know best.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 6:32:13 PM
#76
TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 6:31:51 PM
#74
Same I'll take whichever real one Paper_Okami doesn't buy

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 4:59:35 PM
#69
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
what are some good ideas for hosting an Animal Crossing themed party? (once lockdown is over)
Just a regular party but the only food anyone's allowed to eat are fruits from the game. And everyone has to bring their own bunch.

Also any and all furniture that may require moving during the party must be moved with the same motions as in the game as well.

Aaaand if you're really creative, dig a bunch of shallow holes in your backyard and MacGuyver some IRL pitfalls and have everyone try to push each other into them.

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TopicSomeone is smoking a cigarette in public. What do you do?
pkmnlord
05/27/20 3:24:17 PM
#7
Nothing, and anyone who says they'd do something or say something deserve to have a cigarette put out directly in the center of their face.

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TopicMan why should you never fart in an Apple Store
pkmnlord
05/27/20 3:22:17 PM
#8
RIP Man why died at the Apple Store shot up to 97 farts

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 2:39:56 PM
#50
NeoBowser posted...


doesnt it reset every month?
If it does, I literally never noticed. As far as I can remember, it's always said "Bonus Miles for 7+ days logging in: 300" after the first time I got to that point.

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TopicYour honest thoughts on women who don't dream of marriage and having kids?
pkmnlord
05/27/20 2:34:37 PM
#10
The world needs a LOT more of them

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/27/20 2:33:28 PM
#48
Did anyone's streak for accessing the Nook Miles Terminal just reset itself? I know for a fact I've been checking it every day, and yet a couple days ago it started me all over again. It's a non-issue, but I was just curious because I know I haven't missed a day yet here I am.

Also, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of this game's RNG for the special visitors. I've gotten Saharah's bitch ass like 10 times in the past two weeks, and if it's not her then it's someone I don't care about like Kicks or Lief. Fucking game, give me Redd or Flick I don't want these other people. Thankfully I never seem to get Lable, but that's good because I don't want to see her either.

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TopicThe Spiderman 2 game on GameCube had the best fucking web slinging
pkmnlord
05/27/20 1:28:21 PM
#22
littlebro07 posted...
2018*
Whoops, for some reason I thought it came out earlier than that

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TopicThe Spiderman 2 game on GameCube had the best fucking web slinging
pkmnlord
05/27/20 12:48:16 PM
#19
Spiderman 2's web swinging was the best at the time.

Then Spiderman 2016 came out and now THAT is the game with the best web swinging. Get with the times.

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TopicRemember when gamers thought the Colt Single Action Army was good?
pkmnlord
05/27/20 12:02:29 AM
#7
Well yeah the fictional old man said it because he could do all sorts of flashy shit that wouldn't be practical in real life if you were actually trying to shoot someone.

Wonder how many people in the world specifically got into single action revolvers because of Ocelot and then proceeded to shoot themselves (fatally or otherwise) due to lack of practice and/or general safety practices. Gotta be at least like, 3.

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TopicCall of Duty: World War II is FREE on PS Plus for June and is available NOW.
pkmnlord
05/26/20 4:17:30 PM
#6
Might give it a try even though I don't care about playing COD at all these days.

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TopicHornsby's house in Animal Crossing New Horizons is pretty depressing.
pkmnlord
05/26/20 1:47:13 PM
#6
Yeah I don't like how they changed up some of the villagers' house decor in this game. In the Gamecube AC, Billy (a goat, obviously) had a house with a lot of imperial screens and the house just looked really elegant and such, and in New Horizons his house is literally just piles of fucking garbage. His floor and wallpaper are just piles of trash and newspaper, all his furniture is stuff made with cardboard boxes, and he's got stacks of paper all over the place. And he's got a jock personality type too, so it makes no goddamn sense.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.10
pkmnlord
05/26/20 1:41:50 PM
#6
Posting just so this is in my active threads list.

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TopicIs the amount of incest themed adult content concerning to you?
pkmnlord
05/26/20 1:19:35 AM
#7
I might watch one or two for shits and giggles once in a blue moon, but overall I'm just like "okay that was a thing that exists".

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TopicLily from AT&T is back!!! Is she hot?
pkmnlord
05/25/20 5:44:58 AM
#31
God I wanna see her tits so bad.

So fucking bad.

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.9
pkmnlord
05/24/20 11:39:52 PM
#465
SuperExcitebike posted...
Isabelle announced a meteor shower this morning and this things spawning like 3 stars at a time. Never seen one like this. Got my 200 wishes real quick
Has she always been able to announce meteor showers during the announcements? That would explain why I've had like, fucking NONE this whole time (including the first time Celeste ever appeared I'm pretty sure).

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TopicLOL @ PEEPS who use a BELT with their JEANS
pkmnlord
05/24/20 11:36:51 PM
#5
Using a belt for what it's meant for is a horrible look, breaking news

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TopicScenario: Two guys almost hit your bumper speeding
pkmnlord
05/24/20 6:44:07 PM
#7
Just keep driving and ram their asses out the way and straight run the red (hopefully no cars coming from either side when I do this or else it's not as epic for the win)

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.9
pkmnlord
05/23/20 11:11:41 PM
#439
Paper_Okami posted...
i've used over 250 bait and no mahi mahi

fuck this shit

it's a casual sim

not a fucking mmo, there's no reason for this to be so fucking rare.
Nintendo: PREASE UNDASTAAAAAAAAAND

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons - Official Topic v.9
pkmnlord
05/21/20 2:10:43 AM
#409
Audie started calling me "glitter" as a nickname, and now damn near all my villagers are calling me that.

One of my jock villagers started calling me "maximum", so now that's starting to make the rounds.

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TopicMy car mechanic went out of business
pkmnlord
05/20/20 4:11:22 PM
#12
NeonOctopus posted...
Like Cindy from FF15? That would be amazing! >_>
That's the spirit! Now get your ass on Google and start researching.

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TopicJontron uploads 25 minute interview with Jimmy
pkmnlord
05/20/20 4:21:56 AM
#4
Lost it when he tried handing Jimmy the can of beans.

"OHHH SHIT!!"

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