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TopicCE: What phone OS do you have ? (Android gang vs Apple Bois)
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 6:39:12 PM
#3
Android

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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 3:52:55 PM
#17
Reis posted...
get a serrated bar you Neanderthal

you sick fuck

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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 3:42:14 PM
#15
smoke_break posted...
A bar of soap can fit in the crack just like a rag can.

Tell me how a slippery ass piece of soap gonna fit in your crack better than a rag that will fold and bend to gently caress your asshole.

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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 3:16:35 PM
#13
Axiom posted...
This is why people who don't use washcloths are barbarians



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TopicWow PC Gamer is fucking dumb (Monster Hunter related)
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:56:12 PM
#2
Imagine thinking Nergigante deserves to live lol

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Topicremember the kinda sorta reality TV show "COPS"?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:53:09 PM
#8
Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they coming for you

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TopicPorn has deceived you!
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:45:29 PM
#5
https://youtu.be/N1uTsqJVAeo

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TopicVending machine accidentally gives you two items when you only bought one?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:38:34 PM
#7
If I wasn't meant to have it I wouldn't have gotten it. If the universe demands it I must comply.

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TopicWhy does CE have so many lurkers???
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:12:56 PM
#2
Hi, long time lurker here. Finally decided to post to say I hate you TC. Cya later!

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TopicDo you make your bed when you arent laying in it?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:08:24 PM
#5
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Literally no reason to unless you're having company over


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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 2:02:45 PM
#7
pkmnlord posted...
How hard do you even need to scrub, at all? What, you got like clumps of dirt stuck on you or some shit?

Better to be thorough than whatever the hell you do. I bet your booty hole is an ant hotel.

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TopicMan Abducted by Aliens Caught on Camera, we are NOT alone!!! 0_0
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:59:37 PM
#17
And they said I was crazy for making all those tinfoil hats.

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TopicCE, I think I'm gonna close my account and cut ties.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:56:58 PM
#43
"See ya, I hope you get reborn as someone good someday"

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TopicHow come they don't make diet water?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:53:21 PM
#16
DuranOfForcena posted...
you know what's really crazy about water

if you ignite hydrogen gas you will create one of the most explosive chemical reactions we know how to make. it's what we use to power rockets that go into space. and oxygen is necessary for fire combustion. yet, mix the two elements together in just the right way, and they produce water, which extinguishes fire.

I'm a rocket ship

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TopicWhat phone you all on?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:50:40 PM
#19
T mobile Revvel Plus 2

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TopicAs much as people shit on Yamcha, dude has it good >_>
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:48:40 PM
#55
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I love Kaiba. He's like Vegeta with more dignity.

lol wut. Kaiba was literally gonna Kill himself if Yugi didn't let him win.


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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:42:51 PM
#5
pkmnlord posted...
What kind of dry ass soap are you used to that can't be used to scrub/lather in the shower?

How the hell do you scrub with smooth ass soap?


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TopicPeople who use body wash but scrub with their hands.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:27:53 PM
#2
Speaking of which I have a question. Do people really scrub themselves with the bar of soap? At first I didn't think so but then I started thinking about it and I was like:

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TopicRate this Transgender Girl/10
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:23:54 PM
#53
Balnazarr posted...
She has NSFW pics too.

pm me

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TopicWho's the most intelligent: DSP, Boogie, or LTG?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:20:57 PM
#3
fohstick posted...
DSP: Somehow avoided the IRS using his clever wits.

wait, that's illegal

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TopicDo you have a bigger problem with bad mods on this site or bad users?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:17:45 PM
#19
Bad users can't delete you.

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TopicAmericans asked to find Iran on a map
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 1:03:01 PM
#57
Oh god they've already invaded.

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TopicDo kids still give each other wedgies
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 12:48:12 PM
#11
Blue_Inigo posted...
You literally have to touch that ass if you're gonna get a handful of undies

At the most you'd have to touch the tailbone area. Anyone with undies that low probably deserved a wedgie

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TopicInternet people find averages girls to be 10/10
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 12:45:02 PM
#2
I take realness into account. Take Kim Kardashian: sure she looks like a 10/10 but that doesn't change the fact that 8 out of that 10 isn't real.

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TopicFish successfully grown in lab entirely from cells
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 12:43:00 PM
#7
Today, a fish. Tommorow, Godzilla

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TopicPeople who place 20 different orders in the drive thru.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 10:22:32 AM
#5
I thought drive thru was one order per car

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TopicWere you named after a Book of the Bible?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 10:16:45 AM
#27
Where. Is. CHRIS

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TopicWhy Lie about plane crash? that's not right
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 10:05:14 AM
#33
Joeydollaz posted...
Wake up, more than 170 souls are gone DUE TO WAR EVENT in the region

The plane was HIT, you can clearly see it burning down

ALso btw USA need to stop acting like Iran didn't just shoot DIRECTLY at them

Someone told Trump to hold off on Nuking IRAN off the Earth, WHO did that?

last time I checked if ANYBODY dares attack USA interest/Bases, that means they are GONE off this planet.

Who is allowing IRan to not be a Desert right now?, I want someone to let know WHO is allowing Iran to play War games with USA

and STILL exists?

Jesus Christ lol

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TopicScenario: Police break into your home while you're not there.
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 10:03:24 AM
#3
You house is like your asshole. If it's for the greater good you gotta let them in.

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TopicIf a dog viciously kills 3 people breaking into its home, would it be put down?
ChrisTaka
01/08/20 9:58:46 AM
#10
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Why did they bring a Pepsi Max to rob a home?

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TopicMultiple US bases have been hit.
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 9:41:10 PM
#1
It has started

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TopicIf I ask to get modded will I actually get modded?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 9:16:04 PM
#20
Crono99 posted...
Do you have any idea of the kind of rigorous training we go through?

Here's a video that was leaked by a new mod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B203twyaMfM

damn

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TopicIf I ask to get modded will I actually get modded?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 4:41:27 PM
#11
Kitt posted...
Didn't a shitposter get his account closed because he jokingly asked the mods to do it? Then he put out a follow up post explaining it was a some mod already went ahead and closed his account lol

Hm

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TopicIf I ask to get modded will I actually get modded?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 3:18:13 PM
#5
FabIemaster posted...
Cuz I got in trouble the last and only time I did something like that.

jUst D0 iT

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TopicMy penis is confused CE how can women that are like 50 look so hot still?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 1:47:07 PM
#2
Well when you like a girl very much your .... Uhm ... gets very hard and uhm ... you'll want to touch it and ..... ask your mother

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TopicThere are literally parents letting their kids drink soda..
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 1:41:20 PM
#12
Tenlaar posted...
Well congratulations on continuing your streak of everything that you like being terrible.

Call Pokemon terrible one more time.

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TopicDid the Austrian fires get rid of all the bad animals too?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 1:26:21 PM
#13
eston posted...
Austria =/= Australia

Why did it take till post 5 for someone to say this.

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TopicIf I ask to get modded will I actually get modded?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 1:02:15 PM
#3
FabIemaster posted...
No

Why not

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TopicI'm gonna eat Chipotle then go to my job interview.
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 1:01:26 PM
#2
madlad

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TopicLets see what Emma Watson is up to shall we?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:53:36 PM
#3
Isn't she a women's rights activist or something.

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TopicIf there is a USA draft for WW3 and you get picked what will you do?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:50:58 PM
#32
I have autism soooo

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TopicYou ever wish you cared more?
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:48:51 PM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Not caring feels like the lazy safe route in hindsight. I didn't know that at the beginning.

It's also hard to tell if your childhood just conditioned you for it or you consciously chose it at some point.

Yeah, I wanna change my way of thinking but I don't really care.

wait

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Topic''Welcome to America, land of the free! Freedom is number one here!''
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:43:37 PM
#2
oof

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Topic2020, the Teletubbies are still creepy as fuck
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:39:45 PM
#1
The shortest one is 6'6. Like what the actual fuck.

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TopicWhich one of dese women would you most want to have as your wife
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:34:39 PM
#25
I, a true intellectual, choose Ribrianne

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TopicMake a Haiku.
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:28:23 PM
#9
NotYou posted...
First five syllables
Then all the way to seven
And then back to five

This is so clever that it almost feels copied and pasted

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TopicMake a Haiku.
ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:25:43 PM
#6
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Life is suffering
Were all gonna die no matter what
You cant escape it

A little too many syllables my guy

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