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A question for all the mathematicians:

Is the answer to this 4 +5a, or have my mathematical skills atrophied beyond the point of no return?

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That image has made me realise just how much mathematics I have forgotten since university.

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I could not watch it as the sole focus of my attention, although it is entertaining enough in the background.

Damien Echols sounds like an utter sweetheart

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In it up to the hilt, no less!

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I have always preferred Deteriorata:

https://youtu.be/Ey6ugTmCYMk

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Tactical_Spork posted...

This is blogfaqs this is not me asking ce for advice. Its not surprising and all and I should have known better than to think theyd just let this be over if I caved.

Have you considered perhaps keeping a diary. Public catharsis without any desire for public input or feedback is essentially exhibitionism.

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I would like to lovingly caress those eyebrows. They are splendid, effusive in their plushness. They are thick, hairy caterpillars perched upon the leaf of her brow and I love them.

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This post is overflowing with context in abundance is not vague, ambiguous and incomprehensible in the slightest.

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She strikes me as exactly the kind of person who would use her mental health as an excuse for poor behaviour.

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The Mr Bungle reference makes me suspect this has been copy-pasted from elsewhere

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ChocoboMogALT posted...

Again, this is NOT new. Tolkien explicitly made dwarves resemble Jews (their speech...) and had been criticized for his use of dark/black orcs and light elves in the 40's. You guys are 80 years late to this outrage culture.

Not to mention his Arabian and African analogues all served or were allies with Sauron.

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You could always hunt your own, my dear boy.

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Surely they would be amenable to postponing the commencement date?

I sincerely hope you are able to follow your dreams. This world could do with more music students and fewer MBAs.

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That poor girl! She is unable to afford a larger brassiere!

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If you are upset now, my dear boy, just wait until he takes a leaf from his dear friend Vlad Ps book and changes the legislation so that he is able to enjoy a third consecutive term.

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cuttin_in_farm posted...

Tbh, I dunno why I even come here with EVERY topic about a woman always focusing on their appearance.

Yall lame.

Personally, I cannot get enough of Bernie Sanders forehead. You could bounce coins of that glorious expanse and I suspect he would either giggle demurely, or chastise you for not donating to charity instead.

Joe Biden? Well, he looks exceedingly desiccated, yet no doubt hes still juicy where it counts!

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Would that not be government intervention in the free market? That has the pungent stink of socialism to my nostrils.

Corporations should sink or swim on their own merits.

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Well, mine have been referred to as priceless works of art, yet I have never thought of them as engineering projects.

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During my Lost Years of employment in retail, I generally saved madam for those moments when I meant a short, sweet and slightly fishy four letter word.

Given that I am exceedingly polite generally, I had perfected the art of aggressive politeness.

I do not miss my days in retail one iota.

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Corrupt_Power posted...

Blue balls aren't real.

They are not. Yet, referred pain does indeed exist.

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SaccharineSmile posted...

lol

I have one more in me

Save it for the fleshlight, my dear boy.

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Solid Snake07 posted...

Nothing is worse than back pain

All hyperbole aside, as someone currently nursing a horrendously painful back, I am inclined to agree. My daughter decided it would be unutterably amusing to jump from the bed head onto the small of my back as I lay on the bed reading.

Suffice it to say, it was far more amusing for her than I.

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Prior to the lockdown, at 62 kilograms I was teetering on my highest body weight for a number of years. I have since put on another three kilograms and an now 65 kilograms.

I am utterly distraught. If it werent exceedingly counterproductive, I would comfort eat like a thirty-something spinster who has just discovered yet another of her frenemies is engaged.

Usually, I am exquisitely svelte, with delicate yet firm and strongly defined muscles. Like a cheetah, perhaps. Or alternately, a whippet. Now, I feel like I have become a blobfish swimming in a space suit filled with suet.

I dread the end of lockdown, when I am forced to squeeze my way into my 28inch black stovepipe jeans once again. I would consider gastric bypass surgery, yet they have placed a moratorium on elective surgeries for the foreseeable future.

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WilliamPorygon posted...

Keep this up and everybody's going to just start automatically associating you with Riley Reed Fleshlights the way they associate me with dolphin furry porn.

Steady on there, Flipper. I suspect if you are being associated with furry dolphins, something has gone inconceivably wrong in your life.

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Personally, I feel nothing but extreme pity for these people. They are, through no fault of their own, extremely ignorant and angry. Angry, since their limited world views are ill equipped to accomodate their current environment. Each and every one of these people would have benefited from a more comprehensive education. Particularly in logic and critical thinking skills.

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I would love to see him abandon the series. It is obvious that he has gone so long without releasing a new novel because he does not have the foggiest where he should go with it. I suspect he will die of some obesity related illness before he completes the next novel.

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I lost faith in Double Fine when they abandoned SpaceBase DF9. A game with such promise, never gone realised.

I shall remain skeptic until the game has been released and reviewed. Then, perhaps, I shall pick it up when it is included in a Steam sale.

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Not particularly, a name is simply a name, and they are an utter inconvenience to legally change.

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How trichotillomanic!

Personally, as a chronic insomniac, a great portion of my existence can be explained by late night intrusive thoughts.

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DrizztLink posted...

You're not The Creep.

My dear boy, I am and always have been The Creep. While I may have closed my original account (and how I regret that course of action), I am nonetheless still, in my heart of hearts The Creep.

I have spent the eleven years deep in rumination. Or perhaps hibernation. Or would that be aestivation, given my abhorrence of warm weather? To be entirely honest, I have always preferred the winter. Either way, I have been terribly torpid and have decided to end my hermetic existence* in order to bless Current Events once more with my unadulterated, unfiltered and unparalleled self.

*Did you know that stylites are actually quite unstylish and anchorites are utterly at sea on a boat?


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I have always been quite partial to Helter Skelter

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It makes me wish to slather you with unflavoured Greek yoghurt.

The best remedy for sunburn known to man, it draws the heat out of your burns like nothing on Earth. Please, try it next time you catch more than the safe amount of solar radiation.

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Recently, I watched Blade Runner 2049. It fiddled with what should not be fiddled with. Without divulging spoilers, I was greatly disappointed and I felt that although it was visually interesting, it was not worth three hours of my life.

This has led me to muse upon the topic of reboots and sequels.

The Ghostbusters reboot, however, was delightful.

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L0Z posted...

Sodium chloride and acetic acid is fucking delicious

I suspect the salt and vinegar flavour is more likely to be sodium acetate.

It is exceedingly simple to make at home, provided one has both vinegar and sodium bicarbonate.

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Salt And Vinegar is but ashes upon the tongue once you have tasted the glory of garlic bread flavoured chips. They are godly indeed: crinkle cut manna from heaven!

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Far be it for me to disparage your adoration for nut milk, however I cannot stand the stuff myself.

It is the foul emission of Satans botty parts. I will drink rice milk under sufferance and soy milk gladly.

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