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What is this NEET nonsense, anyway?

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Possibly the musical taste version of shitposting, but I quite like The Human League

Particularly the original version of the above song, and

The Human League - Being Boiled

https://youtu.be/I_NStTkSRQw

Bonus (Because I freaking love a good cover):

KMfDM - Being Boiled

https://youtu.be/7vmJjTV4Uvw

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Sarah Nixey - The Black Hit of Space
https://youtu.be/PudsafxWRZ0

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Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill

https://youtu.be/04mfKJWDSzI

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By the end, there will be substantial double-up of artists (because quite frankly, who only loves one song from each artist?)

Gorillaz - Hallelujah Money (with Benjamin Clementine)

https://youtu.be/CDUrpPvU1_4

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It means a big nope.

That was too much even for my batshit insane ex.

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They really shat the bed using private, untrained security rather than the police.

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Double you tee eff, mate?

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Id eat that rind, if you catch my drift.



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She also described an incident at the Complex office involving drugged cookies that was one of the most traumatic experiences of [her] life, and said that management at Complex swept the issue under the rug. I never felt safe in the office again, she wrote.

WTF

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R1masher posted...

Why doesnt anyone pie charts ffs!!!!

Pie charts are the devil

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All the nope.

Theyre still freaking kids.

I had to go to a conference held in a university last year and it was weird, even the uni students looked so young.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Do I get to pick the animal?

No. Its Marilyn Monroe in spiritual animal form.

*sploop*

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Ok, apparently its apocryphal at best but dash it all, Marilyn Monroe with IBS is my new spirit animal.

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DrizztLink posted...

Imagine seeing all those graceful, glamorous actresses and knowing that at some point they just absolutely annihilated a toilet.

IIRC Marilyn Monroe had IBS so that would have been a regular occurrence.

Happy

*Plrrrbt*

Birthday

*Pffft slot splot*

Mr. President

*Sploooorrrrsssshhh pt pt pt splop*

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KMFDM - Death & burial of C.R.

https://youtu.be/bm48Hr8ivwA

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Yeah, Im still a very big fan of Pretty Hate Machine.

I think my favourite album is Year Zero, or possible TDS.

I like all his stuff, but it feels like his music is starting to be a bit same-ish. Once upon a time, each album was fairly distinct.

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I have never actually heard of that game before. Whats it like?

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Sorry, I was being facetious. Its pretty freaky - makes me hate the great outdoors even more.

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Medussa posted...

I'd make a sign out of that letter

Id buy billboard space for that sign.

From the working of the letter, I am guessing Lori is white and her husband is black. Im surprised there wasnt anything in there criticising her for miscegenation.

I guess just because you have money doesnt mean you have class. Or the courage to sign a shitty racist letter with your name.

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TIL Western Australia is part of the US. That explains so much...

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isnt

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Consciousness posted...

How long have you been a regular smoker?

Aside from a few months here and there just on nicotine lozenges, since 2012.

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Testicles

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The power of calcium and getting eaten by deer

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Consciousness posted...

I'm also trying to quit smoking. Been smoking for 4 years now and it's so hard.

Urgh, quitting smoking is the worst.

I actually managed to use far fewer of the lozenges today. Will be doing the same tomorrow, with the aim of tapering off significantly

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Well, Im married, so no.

Before that Id already given up on online dating. Every person I met through it was batshit insane. I met one sane person, but we didnt have any chemistry.

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I guess they cast invoke prejudice.

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Badger

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Many congratulations!

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Negative, I am a meat popsicle

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Cheeken. Good!

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Nine Inch Nails - While Im still here (Breyer POrridge Howler remix)

https://youtu.be/mJkOy3mXN6Q

Nine Inch Nails/Coil - Closer (Unrecalled)

https://youtu.be/GiUsIS8fYFM

To be fair, I could probably spam dozens of NIN songs, but some of the remixes are utterly out of this world IMHO


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ZEROWOLF posted...

https://youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo

Theres another one using The Hand That Feeds which works really well.

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I get those all the time. Dreams where your teeth shatter in their sockets like eggshells and delicate porcelain.

Then you wake up and the feeling still screws you up for at least an hour, guaranteed.

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CRON posted...

That looks like a cute sleep paralysis demon.

To be fair, hes freaking huge so he could probably slowly suffocate you with floof if he slept on your chest.

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I remember discovering Nine Inch Nails when I was 15. It was definitely a turning point for my musical tastes.

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You cant tell me thats not a magnificent floofy bastards!

Pearls before swine, honestly!

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This is a floof moofin

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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him pat a burning dog.

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Plump helmets!

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eston posted...

Okay so apparently this isn't the same dog I was thinking of, because that one has a wikipedia page and it died in 1943

It was a surprisingly common pet name.

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Got any Nutella?

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My mum had a horse in the late 1970s.

It was a second hand horse.

It was a second hand horse who would only answer to the N word, because the previous owner was a racist piece of shitty shit who thought that was a fine name for a horse.

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Whats the TV series like? I noticed its up on prime, watched the first 10 minutes and could smell Bad TV. Does it get better?

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JuanCarlos1 posted...

Thanks for the advice everybody. Im going sooo hungry only doing some gatorade and jello. About to start the whole prep to go into extreme diarrhea mode.

Is it bad if If go eat Popeyes after the procedure? Its gonna be the tastiest meal ever.

Its probably better to eat something fairly bland for your first meal - remember the pipes are going to be squeaky clean and youll have literally starved yourself. Avoid anything too greasy or potentially irritating.


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Civ IV was the absolute best

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I feel they became moderator just so they could drop that pun

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