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HylianFox posted...

And we haven't been back to the moon since then

That's not true we also went there in 1970

Did you have pants explosion?

Why is Trump even having these press conferences since it it supposed to be up to the governors to figure it out?

The governors are NOT a king! Start complaining to the mayors who have not done the right thing. Get on their case.

That's just because he doesn't want to be stuck at home with Melania

I thought they closed the jails to make sure everyone was 6 feet apart

Should breathing difficulties be a factor in deciding who gets a ventilator?

iono they gave one to Darth Vader didn't they?

Get outta there!!!

I don't want to read anything anyone else posted

I want to be a sexual too

But it's in Puerto Rico which isn't even part of America

I don't even know what 'bidet' means

Go fishing in the sewer

It's just videos of people having sex, right? What's the difference? You've seen one video you've seen them all

They always ran out of time and we only got to world war II by the end of the school year

No, it will happen in NEGATIVE 10 years

Make sure to wait to microwave your burritos until AFTER you buy them

You know, you go into major hospitals, sometimes theyll have two ventilators. And now all of a sudden they're saying, 'can we order 30,000 ventilators?'"

Look, its a bad situation. We havent seen anything like it. But the end result is we have to get back to work and I think we can start by opening up certain parts of the country.

And you know theyd say, like Gov. Cuomo and others, theyd say we want 30,000 of them. Thirty thousand? Think of this, you know you go to hospitals that have one in a hospital and now all of a sudden everyones asking for these vast numbers.

no because half of the viruses were killed aswell

Canned food protip: Don't open the cans until you want to eat what's inside

Good since I have 5 social security numbers

I thought only crossers from Mexico could catch it

I think anyone who does not have a blood type is unknown to science so they should be studied immediately

January 20, 2021

Each side launches a bunch of nukes at the other side

Life is hard I have a $100,000 car :/

How did Trump being a moron become a partisan issue

He means the old system he put in place when he became president 3 years ago

Still not as bad as "I like people who weren't captured" about McCain

It's the most accurate test yet

But I thought he was planning to build a wall to close the country off

Look on the plus side. You can now eat at McDonald's

But I thought we weren't supposed to have meetings because they spread the virus

But the banks turn away customers with masks. You can't win ;_;

I hope the government shuts them down immediatley

I'll just have to do the landlord instead

How are they promoting social distancing? Everyone portrayed is waaay too close.

Because of Trump's bigly efforts to stop the virus

That's just Arnold Schwarzenegger visiting NYC

I thought we couldn't predict earthquakes in advance

I don't want a hockey player to slam me against the boards for $1000

Because of the year 2038 computer bug?

Because we ran out of space to put planes on the ground so there must be a certain number in the air at all times