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TopicTrump: they should use giant vacuum cleaners to suck the virus up!
Complete_Idi0t
03/23/20 4:24:38 PM
#1
Must act quickly!
TopicMS Governor does exactly what you would imagine the MS Governor would do
Complete_Idi0t
03/23/20 4:03:19 PM
#15
l FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT
TopicI feel like there is a real opportunity to open more drive-in movie theaters.
Complete_Idi0t
03/22/20 7:44:38 PM
#2
But I don't want to be stuck in line for 2 hours because the guy in front of me hasn't finished watching a movie yet
TopicStimulus bill fails because GOP wouldn't let Democrats help make it
Complete_Idi0t
03/22/20 7:44:01 PM
#4
Fox news: obstructionist Democrats block stimulus
TopicWhat's that TV show where something crazy happens at the last 2 mins of each ep?
Complete_Idi0t
03/22/20 7:30:21 PM
#1
I love that one.
TopicHave had a new car for not even a week and some moron cracked my front bumper
Complete_Idi0t
03/22/20 6:03:09 PM
#14
Remember when bumpers were made in such a way that they could actually bump into things without exploding?
TopicI just found out my best friend was a billion viruses in a trenchcoat
Complete_Idi0t
03/22/20 3:43:31 PM
#1
Fooled me again, viruses :\

TopicGreat news! President Trump & VP Pence test NEGATIVE for Coronavirus!
Complete_Idi0t
03/21/20 10:52:33 PM
#8
Why did God create the coronavirus in the first place
TopicPeople who think the coronavirus fears are overblown should watch Chernobyl
Complete_Idi0t
03/21/20 7:54:38 PM
#1
That's what happens when these sort of things get out of control.
TopicThey gotta find the monkey responsible for the original virus
Complete_Idi0t
03/21/20 2:37:34 PM
#1
Then it'll take them 30 seconds to synthesize an antidote, tops
TopicSo is Amazon gonna refund me for Prime?
Complete_Idi0t
03/21/20 2:29:01 PM
#6
Oh no it took 3 extra days to get my pookachu action figure
Topicfuck vaccines for now, is there even anything atm that can treat it at least?
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 10:53:24 PM
#10
I hear if you go into a room that's 1000 degrees it will kill all viruses inside you
TopicI just won a $22,500 STEM scholarship
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 10:02:04 PM
#5
Congratulations, you can now go to college for one quarter
Topic2000 dollar fine to anyone who was traveling and does not isolate.
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 7:01:32 PM
#12
go Riders
Topic2000 dollar fine to anyone who was traveling and does not isolate.
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 6:41:36 PM
#2
But that's $5 in US money
Topichow are we gonna get out Trump bucks?
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 6:31:47 PM
#4
Trump will say that he gave everyone the money and that's good enough for me
TopicThe media frenzy over Ebola is just a distraction from the election
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 6:29:44 PM
#1
Over the entire course of this outbreak, 4800 people have died. Cigarettes alone kill 1300 Americans every day. It's awfully convenient that the upcoming election has had almost no press because OMG THERE'S EBOLA IN THE USA WE'RE ALL SCREWED. I bet congressmen don't want people to realize that they have the ability to vote them out of office, so they got the media to go crazy over a very small outbreak. Again, you are thousands of times more likely to die in a car accident or be shot then get ebola.

TopicWhat does this light mean in my car?
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 5:47:51 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/MvLJzQR.jpg

I just saw that so I pulled over. is it safe to drive?
TopicWhy is everyone talking about New Horizons all of a sudden?
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 4:16:46 PM
#1
I thought it already went by Pluto several years ago.
TopicNASA says ansteroid is on its way towards Earth
Complete_Idi0t
03/20/20 3:10:13 PM
#17
Pfft, that happens all the time. Go to https://spaceweather.com/ and go down to the near earth asteroids table
TopicIs this bigger for the US than September 11th?
Complete_Idi0t
03/19/20 10:25:16 PM
#10
September 11th happens every year so were used to it
TopicAre you or your family still working normally?
Complete_Idi0t
03/19/20 12:51:16 PM
#6
Just got put on 14 day quarantine because my coworker's husband was on a quarantined naval ship
TopicDo viruses even really exist?
Complete_Idi0t
03/18/20 1:34:37 PM
#1
I bet it's all a ploy by Big Hand Sanitizer
TopicNevada closing aside from nonessential business
Complete_Idi0t
03/17/20 11:03:24 PM
#5
But how will the aliens find earth without the Luxor beam?
TopicIf every American got 1000 dollars that'd be over FIVE MILLION DOLLARS
Complete_Idi0t
03/17/20 2:43:57 PM
#1
who is going to pay for that?
TopicWhy don't they just keep the stocks at the same price
Complete_Idi0t
03/17/20 11:23:47 AM
#1
rather than going up and down all the time? It seems it'd make things a lot simpler.
TopicNot gonna lie, labeling it as the "Wuhan Flu/Virus" is pathetic.
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 11:07:17 PM
#119
Look, all I'm saying is my opponent is afraid to use the phrase 'radical Islamic terrorism'
TopicThe internet has been cancelled until further notice
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 10:55:27 PM
#1
Remain calm
TopicElections are delayed and Trump remains president indefinitely.
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 10:22:12 PM
#2
Can the stocks go negative?
TopicNBA Stands To Lose Nearly $500M If Season Canceled
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 10:13:10 PM
#9
Wow that's almost as much as LeBron's salary
TopicPractice safe sex
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 9:12:55 PM
#1
Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away at all times
TopicWrestlemania won't have a live crowd.
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 7:19:22 PM
#4
I hope the undertaker doesn't lose his streak without a crowd there
TopicThe CDC only seems to care about corona virus cases in the US
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 4:29:33 PM
#1
I guess the rest of the world doesn't matter to them. What a disgusting organization.
TopicCuomo just told me they're closing the gyms tonight. We're gonna lose our gains
Complete_Idi0t
03/16/20 11:09:34 AM
#5
Iift cases of water whilst putting them in your cart
Topic$280 for round-trip to Rome from NYC?!
Complete_Idi0t
03/15/20 10:26:57 PM
#2
Wow I thought a time machine would cost more
Topicif hospitals are forced to decide who lives and who goes untreated
Complete_Idi0t
03/15/20 7:01:55 PM
#11
They should treat Donald trump first and who cares about everyone else?
TopicThese NBA storylines have gotten really lame lately
Complete_Idi0t
03/15/20 11:07:58 AM
#1
A player gets coronavirus? Really original storyline there NBA. Where did you think of that one?
TopicMars has 0 cases of coronavirus
Complete_Idi0t
03/14/20 10:02:58 PM
#1
Trump needs to research this immediately!!!
TopicTom Hanks has Coronavirus. He is 63. Coronavirus mortality for age 60-69 is 3.6%
Complete_Idi0t
03/14/20 5:36:19 PM
#18
I thought he looked kinda crazy when he was jumping on Oprah's couch
Topicwhat's the worst team name in sports?
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 8:50:03 PM
#32
Las Vegas Golden Knights
TopicLast night's Jeopardy had 'corona' as an answer to one of the questions
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 5:20:48 PM
#4
Cheater87 posted...
Beer or virus?

The sun
TopicLast night's Jeopardy had 'corona' as an answer to one of the questions
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 3:37:02 PM
#1
I hope someone was fired for being so insensitive
TopicTrump to hold press briefing at 3pm ET
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 3:33:26 PM
#135
Coronavirus is a Chinese hoax designed to make the us incompetative
TopicNBC/CBS suspends production of late night shows
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 2:40:50 PM
#10
That's what they diserve for getting rid of Conan Christopher O'Brien
TopicNew AVGN episode out
Complete_Idi0t
03/13/20 12:14:45 AM
#49
He needs to censor out the names of the games he reviews so nobody thinks he's advertising them
TopicNew AVGN episode out
Complete_Idi0t
03/12/20 10:30:01 PM
#35
List of people who beat Silver Surfer and Battletoads:

-Bootsy
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