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TopicYour at gamefaqs and this guy walks up and slaps your BELLY what would you do?
TeaMilk
04/25/20 10:40:45 PM
#13
TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/25/20 10:39:55 PM
#37
M_Live posted...


Keto friendly pizza
Oh god why not just use cauliflower crust or something

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TopicWhy does CE hate dese users?
TeaMilk
04/25/20 2:03:42 AM
#21
TopicIs it transphobic to not date a trans person?
TeaMilk
04/25/20 1:19:07 AM
#7
TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 11:55:22 PM
#28
JimCarrysToe posted...
@TeaMilk so was that the right one? I found it on google images and it looked familiar.
No I can say for certain that wasnt cornman's pizza. Still a great pic tho

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TopicYour at gamefaqs and this guy walks up and slaps your BELLY what would you do?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 9:26:59 PM
#11
SSJGrimReaper posted...
teamilk makes cornman slap his belly during video calls
I make him do it during audio calls just so I can hear it

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TopicYour at gamefaqs and this guy walks up and slaps your BELLY what would you do?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 9:26:26 PM
#10
p-m posted...
He bites my belly though
Wtf ouch!

IfGodCouldDie posted...
It's not often my wife actually finds many things funny on this board, but this one got her good.
Do me a favor and slap your wife's belly

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TopicShould I fight this dude who is slandering me on FB?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 9:20:43 PM
#84
TopicYour at gamefaqs and this guy walks up and slaps your BELLY what would you do?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 9:02:51 PM
#5
HagenEx posted...
I'd slap his.

Gently, though, I love cats.
Aww :)

CreepySmile posted...
I actually expected a picture of your belly, aka Cornman's

I play this meme:

https://i.imgur.com/FSktNmd.jpg
Is that duncans cat

Houston posted...
I like that picture TC. Is that your cat? How did you get it to sit like that?
Aw no I wish I had a cat. I just think it's a nice pic too

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TopicYour at gamefaqs and this guy walks up and slaps your BELLY what would you do?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 8:53:26 PM
#1
TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 8:43:53 PM
#17
M_Live posted...
How horrible was it

Excerpts from the topic:
That is without a doubt the nastiest pizza I've laid eyes on.

Lost my appetite u r a disgrace to all tc u should feel bad cause ur pizza looks bad like u , ugly n bad..

people always say even bad pizza is alright, this is the first time thats not the case

close your account

i had to look at the image twice (in detail) to fully process how disgusting this is thanks i hate it


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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/24/20 8:36:19 PM
#57
NOM posted...
What if they're exceptionally hairy titties? Like, hair on nipples exceptional >_>
I mean I can and have dealt with hair, but it'd be cool if you wanna shave or trim a little

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TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/24/20 8:35:29 PM
#12
malenz posted...
weird I couldn't find the topic. sorry! was it "rate my dinner"??
It might have been? If you have a pizza pic from it, post it

i know the topic mentioned in OP exists on that site, and it seemed like the right one based on the posts

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TopicEyes are the best thing on a female tbh..
TeaMilk
04/24/20 3:22:34 AM
#6
TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 10:22:09 PM
#10
Choco posted...
why he gotta be mexican

OffTempo posted...
why he gotta be mexican tho?

i can tell by the butt imprint, i have a lot of experience, okay?


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TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 10:13:26 PM
#7
malenz posted...
I got you one sec, oh, I thought this was the more recent topic, sorry
wait do you have a different one? post it anyway tbh, im not 100% positive that was the right topic

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TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 10:12:48 PM
#6
JimCarrysToe posted...
No, but hopefully this can tide you over until you get what you need.


aww thanks man. The bottom one looks fine, just like it was sat on by a 350 lb mexican man

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TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 10:01:09 PM
#3
SSJGrimReaper posted...
no but i have his nudes
So does whoever found his phone in that walmart parking lot!

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TopicDoes anyone have DocileOrangeCup's horrible pizza pic saved?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 9:58:39 PM
#1
From the topic titled "Rate my pizza dinner for tonight pizza" posted 8/5/2018

Unfortunately it was uploaded directly to imgtc which is now defunct. The phone he took the pic on also fell out of his pants in a Walmart parking lot about a year ago so that's not an option either. Thanks everyone

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 9:52:57 PM
#53
Suchomimus posted...
I've gained weight during the quarantine. I'll sell you my man boob pictures for $1 per pic!
Hey c'mon man dont undervalue yourself! You're worth more than that

...so how much have you gained?

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TopicFound a frozen chicken breast in my fridge dated best by June 2017
TeaMilk
04/23/20 9:39:50 PM
#7
TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 9:39:13 PM
#50
ZeroX91 posted...
TMI
quarantines rough for everybody

malenz posted...
Where is cornboy??
hes asleep or something. the new animal crossing update is out today and everything...

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 9:14:29 PM
#47
CreepySmile posted...
*raises hand*
does Happy! have cute ladypec sweat?

Also no really, I'm not as grossed out as I should be. But ladypecs > mantitties
Well they play tennis a lot so theres sweaty girls. Maybe Okiku will remind you of Rhonda somewhat

Ladypecs sound like they're gonna be all muscly and hard, no thanks

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TopicWho here owns a macbook and used to use windows?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 7:30:15 PM
#5
TopicWho here owns a macbook and used to use windows?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 7:18:10 PM
#3
I got a macbook pro for a steal and just installed windows 10. It still has high Sierra if I ever need it back

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TopicWho the fuck is DocileOrangeCup
TeaMilk
04/23/20 7:12:30 PM
#11
TopicDid you know Koala Bears are awesome?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 4:09:23 PM
#5
Smooth brained dumbasses cant even figure out how to eat leafs on the ground

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:06:59 PM
#44
V-E-G-Y- posted...
You like dat underboob sweat?
No I'm not into nasty depraved shit -_-

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:55:27 PM
#42
Ivynn posted...
What about fat guy toes
Nah not enough meat also feet r gross

CreepySmile posted...
What if said fat guy hasn't washed yet because he's too fat to bathe
Hell no, I'd rather suck a clean titty than a fat one. Uncleanliness is a huge turnoff

Ivynn posted...
What if the fat guy brushes his teeth with a towel on a stick
I'd offer to buy him a toothbrush?

Spellcaster posted...
"Rescue cornman from the dangerous cannibal cegals" sounds like quite the DnD adventure
I said SUCK not eat!! Maybe I'll use a little teeth but I'm not tearing off chunks of flesh here

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:40:58 PM
#37
CreepySmile posted...
I regularly talk about wanting to drink Ronda Rousey's titty sweat
Now that's just gross dude? Think of the bacteria

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:18:18 PM
#35
Harpie posted...
Use your fingers and some lube or something idk

I believe in you, you can make it work
ok got it to work, but broke my neck & spine in the process

AssGender posted...
butt
buttgender...

Benify posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mGQsTnlr7g

This video might be right up your alley, TC.
yeah no, that guys fucking nasty and saggy all over with a massive hard visceral fat gut. I need my titties THICK and soft

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 4:35:22 AM
#27
Harpie posted...
Suck on your own titties and pretend theyre actually cute guy nipple
mine aren't even close to that big v_v

trappedunderice posted...

what the hell are you trying to say

CosmicShadows posted...
Watcha think tea? <__<
i didn't see any titties!!!

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:43:18 AM
#17
gunplagirl posted...
We can call it eloping then, we'll live in the woods and starve because I don't know anything about what plants are edible, but will die of exposure from the rain before hunger can finish us off. It'll be a romantic tragedy for the ages.
can cornman come with us? He's big and we can probably use him for shelter and a food source for a while

Damn_Underscore posted...
I miss sucking on cute

cheese drinking
Crisco bathing
lard gargling

fat guy titties
i like my tiddies to be hygenic

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:40:21 AM
#12
CosmicShadows posted...
I got cute fat guy boobs. Sup tea? <__<
oh you got pics bro?

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:37:40 AM
#10
gunplagirl posted...
Well then, hey, I have some fat titties and >.>
Gunplagirl we can't!!! It's not social distancing!!!

CreepySmile posted...
Das racist

Plus I don't have any. Though I could send me mum out for some
NO dont send your "mum" out, whatever that is. You can boil anything and its tea, technically

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:28:53 AM
#8
gunplagirl posted...
What about cute girl fat titties?
Cant miss it if I've never done it. Only sucked on skinny girl titties ;_; still pretty good

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:26:27 AM
#5
CreepySmile posted...
I have not fully woken up yet.
Can you wake me up so I don't see terrifying topics
Have a nice hot mug of irish breakfast tea

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:24:06 AM
#3
coh posted...
You must be a Boogie fan
Boogie is pathetic and like twice my age

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TopicI miss sucking on cute fat guy titties
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:22:51 AM
#1
Topic[Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin.
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:14:20 AM
#28
Topic[Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin.
TeaMilk
04/23/20 3:00:13 AM
#22
TopicGive me some good short stories I can find online!
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:58:57 AM
#7
JimCarrysToe posted...
@TeaMilk how the fuck did you find this? What is this? WHY IS IT INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR ME TO BOOKMARK AND READ THE REST OF THE STORIES LATER?

WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL OF THIS CLING WRAP COME FROM?!
iirc it was a reference in kingdom of loathing, and I had to look up wtf they were talking about https://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Roy_Orbison_Disguise

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Topic[Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin.
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:26:45 AM
#20
TopicGod DAMN I wish this was me
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:25:37 AM
#3
TopicGive me some good short stories I can find online!
TeaMilk
04/23/20 2:24:48 AM
#3
Topic[Serious] I'm short and ugly and still a virgin.
TeaMilk
04/23/20 1:10:24 AM
#2
TopicShort guy with big D vs tall guy with small D v2.0
TeaMilk
04/23/20 12:34:04 AM
#4
TopicWhat sort of stuff are you working on during quarantine?
TeaMilk
04/23/20 12:28:18 AM
#30
daddychomsky posted...
In terms of art stuff its mostly just doodling
https://i.postimg.cc/3wjbLM7t/image.png
https://i.postimg.cc/90y49Byw/face-thing.jpg

I absolutely suck at drawing bodies though although love drawing faces from imagination
oh these are sweet, i like the elf lady-looking one. yeah im way better at just drawing heads too lol, bodies take a lot of practice

trappedunderice posted...
Yeah post your artworks daddychomsky @TeaMilk
heres some from my current sketch doc, drawing based on pics from my phone

and some gordie pokemon fanart @_@


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Topic@Harpie
TeaMilk
04/22/20 11:45:21 PM
#13
AirFresh posted...
*straightens hair, checks my breath*

Um! I think you're just the cutest little button in the world! I have some of your posts printed and pinned on my refridgerator! I might have a small penis but I make up for it with my huge personality!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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TopicDoes bigger butt = stronger farts?
TeaMilk
04/22/20 5:21:09 AM
#10
my bf is 4x my size and he does like 1-2 HUGE farts per day with deafening reverb. I probably expell the same amount of fart but it is in several smaller packets throughout the day

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