Lurker > Keith_Valentine

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

All you haters with no plan of your own.

I liked your plan.

I would fuck one of the tellers for months before hand and make her fall in love with me. Then I would use her as a mole to find the best time to strike, like when everyone leaves for lunch except her. Then id move in and rob the bank and have her tell the cops it was someone who looks nothing like me. This would be a small rural bank btw. Then id cut her a piece of the action and leave the state for awhile.

Thats like dudes in jail who watch cops.

Reddit is full of bitches, makes gfaqs look good by comparison.

I dont like Iran but that guy has a point. Trump campaigned on pulling us OUT of middle eastern wars. Now hes getting ready to send over 3000 troops. What the fuck? We are already crippling Iran with sanctions, why do we have to kill more people? I dont get it.

DrizztLink posted...

Thats awesome.

Sex date, seemsgood.

Biggest badass on CE right here. * except for No U L7

Its his small dick. Tell em if you got a short bat, step up to the plate.

Pansexual means they fuck people And animals.

Lmao

Last of Us

Where do you get your money?

Trump couldnt join because his dick was too big for the fatigues.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Being single at 38 is kind of a red flag. There's something kicking around under her hood. Be careful getting too invested. I dated a 36 year old woman about a year and a half ago who was a total trainwreck. Every time she did something insane, she'd blame one of her four self-diagnosed mental illnesses.

Not saying that's this woman, or that there's anything necessarily wrong with her, just know...the unhinged ones can be really sweet at first. Play it safe, play it slow, don't dive into the deep end. Wade in.

Good advice. Its funny cuz it kinda seems like tc just wants sex too, poor girl! She just wants to be loved but shes past her prime.

Why is AirFresh so awesome?

Not impressed/10

Take a chill pill dude. You gonna be ok

L. Graham is a little bitch. He bugs me

He held a gun to his own kids head over Dr Pepper? Thats ridiculous

Trump should get in the octagon with the Ayatollah. Grab him by the beard and slam his ass on the mat.

Spicy tenders, red beans and rice.

Flockaveli posted...

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has been sentenced to 35 years for a string of child sex offences including the attempted rape of a baby.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-25412675

Holy shit. Rape of a baby?! That is so fucked up its hard to believe.

Sick bastards.

I love Jacks pizza, and its cheap. They used to have a Naturally Self Rising type that was so delicious, but they discontinued it and that makes me sad.

pojr posted...

One of the first things I did, especially the toilet. You wouldn't believe how shitty that toilet can get, no pun intended

You should wait until right before shes about to arrive, then take a huge shit and stink up the place. Then when she gets there make her wait a couple minutes, then answer the door and say 'sorry babe I was just taking a huge shit'.

This dominance will make her moist.

Good job tc.

My hot chocolate is the shit.

I dont want war with Iran.

But i do not like Iran.

'Trump has suggested some were not attractive enough for him to sexually assault'

Lmao. Thats my boy! Come up to my office so we can kiss, baby

Profound.

They would be killing each other like crazy. Proly start eating each other too.

I'm rootin for Boogie, even though hes a salad dodging lard gargler.

Just learn from your mistakes gamepimp, dont beat yourself up. Thats easy to do and helps nothing.