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TopicCE's official Iowa Caucus topic
darkprince45
02/03/20 9:41:45 PM
#54
Politics posted...
I'm listening to MSBNC and it seems like Sanders isn't doing as well as we predicted? Or do I misunderstand?
? Hes essentially winning all of them

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TopicImagine if Shakira had a penis
darkprince45
02/03/20 9:04:29 PM
#9
TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 8:56:43 PM
#27
not when she giving out the sex

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 8:54:54 PM
#25
LinkPizza posted...
In the military, the only time I've dealt with other nude men due to it, it was in basic and tech school. Either way, I don't really know many who would call it gross to be around other nude guys...
What would you call it then lol? And did you ever deploy? Saw lot of penis

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TopicBiden really kissed his granddaughter on the lips
darkprince45
02/03/20 12:10:11 PM
#17
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Less creepy than Tom Brady, who is a Trump supporter
Wtf completely different. Ones a baby basically the other is a teen

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TopicBiden really kissed his granddaughter on the lips
darkprince45
02/03/20 10:32:32 AM
#1
TopicRate the Halftime Show
darkprince45
02/03/20 10:28:03 AM
#6
The ass shaking and outfits were top notch. Best show ever

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 10:21:38 AM
#29
eston posted...
I thought you weren't supposed to tase people while they're running.
Or were you just counting on him not knowing that? lol
I could if I needed to but given the circumstances I would have got a slap on the wrist for it

but its the second thing you said. A show of force, as soon as I pulled the taser out he gave up

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 9:19:01 AM
#24
Smashingpmkns posted...
There was like 6 or 8 cops outside the Target I went to today lol
That was probably me lol

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 2:08:55 AM
#19
Orlando_Jordan posted...
And then Target fired you because you're not actually allowed to chase or attack the guy.
Well Im police, so target called me for that exact reason

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 2:06:36 AM
#17
butthole666 posted...
yeah you sure saved the day for that mega corporation that doesnt give a single fuck about what you did and would be entirely unfazed by the loss

good job slugger go get em
A victim is a victim. Youre not a good person for trying to decide who is a victim

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 2:02:00 AM
#14
Nah, no force no injuries. Cop 101

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 2:00:34 AM
#10
Omnislasher posted...
Usain Bolt: 64, 207lbs
Also a world class athlete. This guy, a lanky
meth head lol

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:25:58 AM
#14
Gay is attracted to men not penis, dildos, etc

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:22:58 AM
#5
gunplagirl posted...
Limping to the shower which is a car in a Target parking lot?
What? This happened earlier. My other topic just happened

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:22:32 AM
#4
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Thats you giving back after Target gave us that sweet 90% off glitch last year.
Thats true, I saved them about the same amount I spent

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:21:08 AM
#12
Spooking posted...
Just because The Fiend and Daniel Bryan had a strap match doesn't mean you have to too, TC!
I had to let her in

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:20:50 AM
#11
Chicken posted...
Grats youre bisexual
I have no attraction to men at all. I think its gross. Ive had to deal with it in the army for 8 and thorough a police academy. Makes me sick

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TopicA guy stole from Target and tried running away from me
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:19:42 AM
#1
Went in the store with a magnet release tool, and unlocked a couple 5TB external hard drives. Runs out the target right into the front of my car.

I chased him and Ive always been a slow runner my whole life but this guy is like 64 200 pounds. It was like chasing groot. I heard a passerby yell at him, homie youre slow as hell hes got you. Im like a foot behind him and Im like dude Im just gonna tase you at this point, while Im running.

he looks back and sees the taser and is like okay I give up.

I saved the day guys

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:16:42 AM
#4
Umbreon posted...
You know you liked it...
It does in a sweet spot, or else it fucking hurts

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TopicDamn, my wife used the strap tonight
darkprince45
02/03/20 1:15:07 AM
#1
Limping to the shower

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TopicThis is the gif of 2020(Halftime)
darkprince45
02/02/20 10:54:26 PM
#3
It looks HD in my gallery, imgur killed it

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TopicThis is the gif of 2020(Halftime)
darkprince45
02/02/20 10:53:10 PM
#1
Topicover 70 characters in Smash and less than 8 females
darkprince45
02/02/20 10:34:36 PM
#5
Topic500 LOL's for 49ers losing tonight
darkprince45
02/02/20 9:54:01 PM
#5
Wut u mean, 2 minute warning just hit and they got 3 time outs

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TopicImagine if Shakira had a penis
darkprince45
02/02/20 9:49:16 PM
#3
Ive always liked feminine penis, since the big Samus days

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TopicImagine if Shakira had a penis
darkprince45
02/02/20 9:46:13 PM
#1
TopicHonestly pretty fucked up JLo didn't bring Pitbull to the halftime show
darkprince45
02/02/20 9:36:32 PM
#12
Did you purposely pick some bad songs? I YouTubed him just now and none of those were even in the first 30 results

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TopicHonestly pretty fucked up JLo didn't bring Pitbull to the halftime show
darkprince45
02/02/20 9:26:26 PM
#10
Vicious_Dios posted...
What the fuck is Bad Bunny?
Famous singer did songs with drake and cardi b

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TopicI rate this halftime show...
darkprince45
02/02/20 8:45:39 PM
#7
Gamerguymass posted...
It was every bit as awful as I thought it would be. Maroon 5 may have been bad but at least they were current. Or at least currentish. I would call Lopez a has been but that would imply she was ever a big deal to begin with. The most famous thing she ever did was spread her legs for Ben Affleck. And I like Shakira, but she hasn't really been a big deal in the American music scene in over a decade.

Since a lot of people want to see it I think we should finally get to see Metallica play next year. Preferably with special guest The Warning so they can do a full version of Enter Sandman together.

lmao


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TopicPolice body cam footage of Boogie2988's welfare check.
darkprince45
02/02/20 8:41:16 PM
#14
TopicOh man, Jlo
darkprince45
02/02/20 8:26:05 PM
#5
Lairen posted...
Fame makes people hot. Theres endless girls hotter but they arnt j lo.
I mean shes got a sexy milf thing going on too

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TopicOh man, Jlo
darkprince45
02/02/20 8:21:06 PM
#1
Topic***OFFICIAL Superbowl LIV: 49'ers @ Chiefs Topic***
darkprince45
02/02/20 8:20:25 PM
#169
Zikten posted...
No. But I am watching with my brother, my sister, my brothers wife and her friend and my niece and nephew who are 9 and 11. The whole show isnt bad. But some of the stuff like the hip shaking makes it awkward. I wouldn't mind it if I was alone. I just dont like being in the room with my family with them watching it. It's like watching a sex scene with your parents
Lmao stop

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TopicIt's weird how we (Americans) treat the Super Bowl like a National Holliday
darkprince45
02/02/20 7:03:07 PM
#15
People having fun and being happy on a national level bad and silly

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TopicBest world in Super Mario Oddysey? *spoilers*
darkprince45
02/02/20 1:21:58 PM
#2
Topicwelp i got another DUI
darkprince45
02/02/20 12:37:45 PM
#2
TopicYeah BRO!!! Superbowl tonight!!!
darkprince45
02/02/20 11:28:31 AM
#8
Why do internet guys get so mad over sports. Friends? Fun? Alcohol? More prevalence of women?

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TopicShould more money be allocated towards homeless pets or people?
darkprince45
02/02/20 10:50:57 AM
#13
TopicShould more money be allocated towards homeless pets or people?
darkprince45
02/02/20 2:29:30 AM
#11
TopicOh my god these tiddies
darkprince45
02/02/20 1:15:41 AM
#47
Oh shit, thats Paige

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TopicShould more money be allocated towards homeless pets or people?
darkprince45
02/02/20 12:54:00 AM
#7
TopicShould more money be allocated towards homeless pets or people?
darkprince45
02/02/20 12:26:41 AM
#6
Keith_Valentine posted...
Keep in mind that animals that cant find homes are literally locked in cages ALL DAY. ok? Its like puppy/kitty jail. I used to do community service, there was this mangy old dog. I fed and walked him. But I came back again like a year later and that damn dog was still there. Thats like 7 years hard time for a dog. They hate being locked up man, almost all day every day.

You tell me whats more humane. Euthanasia or incarceration? Cuz i am not sure either way. But I would not wana be that dog.

Also it does bother me when people rant about homeless services, like we arent 'doing enough'. I used to go to a homeless shelter. Lots of em dealt drugs in the parking lot, walked around getting drunk all day, sat around smoking cigarettes, and leaving messes everywhere. Not to mention some were mentally ill, violent, dangerous, and criminally inclined. And wherever they set up the shelter, the neighborhood turns into a shithole.

Its a tricky situation. Ive tried with probably over 100 homeless people last year to get them to get resources. Theyve all declined or they would say Yes to avoid jails or ticketing. Then the next day, theyre in the same spot I stopped them the day before


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TopicShould more money be allocated towards homeless pets or people?
darkprince45
02/02/20 12:07:08 AM
#1
People or pets


The animals never made a choice and a ton of them get euthanized. They dont get a say and most of them never really had a chance.

Meanwhile, a ton of money is allocated towards fixing the homeless problem and majority just outright refuse services.

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TopicRate my new gun with custom grip
darkprince45
02/01/20 10:57:34 PM
#15
oh Stop, first tweet shows her profile

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TopicRate my new gun with custom grip
darkprince45
02/01/20 10:45:46 PM
#13
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Tacky as hell and I doubt she wants random people seeing an image of her ass.
Lmao stop, are you new to the internet. Shes an insta girl

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TopicJust beat Silent Hill 2
darkprince45
02/01/20 9:44:31 PM
#5
Hunting rifle did

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TopicJust beat Silent Hill 2
darkprince45
02/01/20 9:37:35 PM
#2
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