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TopicCorn nuts
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 6:08:11 AM
#1
Corn nuts


Corn nuts

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TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:47:46 AM
#15
bobaban posted...
You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name
I know this is a joke, but real talk, I don't tell women where I live until after I get a feel for their mental state. I had a girl I was seeing, well, three dates and a few rounds of fucking in the car, and she got real, real crazy. Threatened to kill me, was trying to find where my family lived and shit.

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TopicThe movie Cuck makes $0 at the box office
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:45:31 AM
#20
Smashingpmkns posted...
Still not as bad as "Daenerys"
Or all the little girls named Bella/Isabella because of the twilight craze years ago.

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TopicWhat's the difference between hand sanitizer and soap?
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:44:18 AM
#18
Again, alcohol(main disinfecting agent in sanitizer) does absolutely nothing against the coronavirus. Soap and bleach are the only household things that work against it, and I don't recommend putting bleach on your skin.

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TopicIf the first 6 star wars movies didn't exist, how would that impact the new
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:42:51 AM
#2
They would be completely generic, overwrought Sci fantasy films.

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TopicDoes dish sanitizer work against Covid-19?
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:42:07 AM
#2
All antibacterial soaps, including dish detergent, are effective against covid 19, alcohol doesn't do a goddamn thing to it.

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TopicWhat the F*** are you doing?
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:41:17 AM
#7
Working now, then going home and getting drunk, cooking an oven bake pizza from Costco, and playing elder scrolls online.

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TopicGameplay cliches that annoy you
pres_madagascar
04/04/20 4:40:10 AM
#55
Rika_Furude posted...
Long tutorials that arent entertaining

And tutorials that force you to take certain actions (fire emblem for GBA as an example, dictates what spaces you move to, what items you use, who you attack etc quite often)

Achievements and especially system notifications doing popupa and shit.
Sony can fuck right off with their popup during cutscenes that says "recording is restricted" or whatever. Thats probably actually illegal, not to mention how immersion breaking it is
Xbox does it too, it just doesn't tell you it's doing it.

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TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 7:04:19 PM
#12
TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 11:13:56 AM
#11
Austin_Era_III posted...
Enjoy your STIs.
Lol I ain't been laid in a year bro, I'm good

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TopicNyc child citizens at work
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 11:12:41 AM
#11
ThunderTrain posted...
I feel so bad for the cops there. Gotta deal with so many idiots.
Frankly, NYC is the litmus test for how this is all going to go. If they end up activating the guard and doing Marshall law, shits a wrap.

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TopicNyc child citizens at work
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 11:11:38 AM
#10
WizardPowers posted...
What was in that building?
My question too


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TopicDo you believe you or someone you care about will die from covid-19 this year?
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:58:14 AM
#9
If I lose my sister or my nephews, I'm done. They're all I've really got left in the world anymore on any sort of consistent basis.

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TopicDo you believe you or someone you care about will die from covid-19 this year?
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:55:02 AM
#7
Gheb posted...
So there are about only two people I really care about that are heavily in the "at-risk" area and would very likely die if they get it, my 84 year old grandma and my 90 year old great aunt. But like they literally have no reason to go out at all so it is entirely possible they shelter through the whole thing.

If they get it I'm likely losing them, but they might just dodge the whole thing.

I also have an immunocompromised aunt and uncle (both have MS), but they are kind of the worst so I could take it or leave it beyond being sad for my mom.
My mom is very at risk to it, as is my dad. My sister is a nurse in a covid ward at the hospital, I'm the only help she's got with my nephews right now and I still go to work too.

I'm about ready to drink myself unconscious and sleep for two days this weekend. I'm so tired and stressed.

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TopicDo you believe you or someone you care about will die from covid-19 this year?
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:53:12 AM
#6
Resaix posted...
Uh, no. Worst case was in the millions. Best case right now is 100-200k
Yeah last worst case numbers I saw were 1-3 million

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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Persona 5 Royal so far? >_>
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:52:06 AM
#17
NeonOctopus posted...
You're probably only like 15% through the game lol
Exactly lol. My backlog is so massive.

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TopicHow's everyone enjoying Persona 5 Royal so far? >_>
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:42:24 AM
#14
I wont get royal. I never finished the base game. I'm still in the artist dude's dungeon in that, and have been for a year now. I can't justify buying the game again for such a minimal content upgrade, tbqh.

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TopicDo you believe you or someone you care about will die from covid-19 this year?
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:37:33 AM
#1
Do you believe you or someone you care about will die from this virus?


Obviously none of us can be 100% sure, but out of curiosity. Kind of an optimism/realism/pessimism exercise if you will.

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TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 10:33:44 AM
#8
bknight posted...
Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now.
I know, it was a joke anyway lol.

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TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 7:48:38 AM
#5
Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms.

Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy

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TopicSupposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.
pres_madagascar
04/03/20 7:43:01 AM
#1
Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently.

https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3

So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids.

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TopicWhat's the most you've ever weighed?
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:39:02 AM
#35
CarmeIo_Anthony posted...
It would be nice to see heights as well. Because it seems to me that people here are way too skinny lol

The max I weigh was around 210, my height is 5'11

Right now I'm at 175
I am 5'10", 240lbs. Lot of muscle, but also a doughy fuck. Most of my fat goes to my ass.

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TopicIt's 8:30am and my 59 year old uncle is blasting hollaback girl.
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:37:29 AM
#7
Lost_All_Senses posted...
FEW TIMES l BEEN AROUND THAT BLOCK
Track*

It's not just gonna happen like that dude.

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TopicIt's 8:30am and my 59 year old uncle is blasting hollaback girl.
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:36:59 AM
#6
WaterLink posted...
Would you say that shit is bananas?
Yes. I just worked 11 hours overnight, I am quite tired.

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TopicIt's 8:30am and my 59 year old uncle is blasting hollaback girl.
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:36:01 AM
#2
Scratch that, now it's Marvin Gaye let's get it on.

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TopicIt's 8:30am and my 59 year old uncle is blasting hollaback girl.
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:35:42 AM
#1
Topictrump is complaining about hospitals asking for too much and being ungrateful
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:30:48 AM
#14
TwoDoorPC posted...
there are times where i really just want to punch that man in the face
Nah, punch him in his throat vagina.

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TopicWhat's the most you've ever weighed?
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:30:07 AM
#33
I've been within the same weight range for the last 15 years. I'm always between 215lbs and 240lbs. Never over, never lower.

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TopicCoronavirus 14: Extended Edition
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:28:07 AM
#294
P4wn4g3 posted...
Your cases are out of control compared to ours and your governor is useless in this situation. I can't say I'm happy he's right next door.
They aren't out of control actually, not yet anyway. But yes, Doug Douchey is a massive incompetent prick. He owns golf courses and his wife owns hair salons. Guess which two things are included in the list of essential businesses?

You guessed it.

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TopicCoronavirus 14: Extended Edition
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 11:01:31 AM
#289
P4wn4g3 posted...
Comparing this economic disaster to anything post 2000 is just laughable to me. The more accurate descriptions I've heard compare it to WW2 and the great depression. I don't see how it won't be worse than the great depression.

In other news, my mom's staff doctor (she's the nurse in charge of epidemiology protocol at a place for very sick kids) said that here in NM our pandemic surge is modeled to happen here in Albuquerque on the 20th-21st. They will be flying in a mobile hospital to balloon Fiesta Park in preparation. The governor did not disclose these details in her address but I expect if things remain on course that in fact this will be the case.
It's starting to pick up here in Arizona, particularly in Phoenix and Tuscon. Phoenix has one thing going for it compared to other cities hit so far, and that's that everything and everyone is spread out over a massive area. My sister is a nurse at the hospital, I work in long term care. They're projecting the main surge to start by the third week of this month, with the peak being third week of May.

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TopicCoronavirus 14: Extended Edition
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 10:57:40 AM
#287
So now even trump and pence are both starkly warning this is going to get very very dire, Italy dire.

Medical experts are telling people to make sure they have some sort of will in place, and that most of us will possibly lose someone we know at the very least, if not someone we love.

Economy heading for depression.

I'm still currently employed and working at work, in a long term care pharmacy, but our business has declined 40% in the last month. I just bought a car in early February, I live alone. I worry daily about my mom and sister.

I swear to god, I can weather all of this, but if I lose my sister, I'm done. She and her kids are all I got in the world these days.

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TopicCoronavirus 14: Extended Edition
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 10:34:30 AM
#277
10,000,000 unemployment claims in two weeks.

This is going to ultimately lead to a depression, isn't it?

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TopicGas is less than $2 a gallon these days...
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 10:32:45 AM
#2
Topictrump is complaining about hospitals asking for too much and being ungrateful
pres_madagascar
04/02/20 10:32:16 AM
#7
Squall28 posted...
How do you get to be 73 years old, and still see the world as a 3 year old would?
Never being told no once in your life.

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TopicNieR Replicant remaster just announced
pres_madagascar
03/30/20 4:21:57 PM
#61
apolloooo posted...
I prefer the gestalt :(

Dad nier > incestuous oni chan nier


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TopicToilet paper with angel babies laying on clouds on the packaging
pres_madagascar
03/28/20 10:30:21 PM
#10
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Thank you. Some here wouldn't even come close to agreeing with that but as long as there is just one.
Men need to positively encourage and emotionally support men more often.

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TopicToilet paper with angel babies laying on clouds on the packaging
pres_madagascar
03/28/20 3:21:01 AM
#3
TopicThe new Dua Lipa album is a pretty fun pop album.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:16:29 PM
#18
Cool and hallucinate are the highlights imo.

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TopicFacemasks dont work bro
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:40:20 AM
#2
TopicGamestop permanently closing 300 stores
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:39:55 AM
#18
Vyrulisse posted...
Reggie isn't even on the board yet. At this rate he won't get the chance to do anything for them.
If the rumors are true, they won't survive if the console launches aren't stellar for them. Supposedly they're trying to hold on until then but they really aren't going to survive for much longer. I'd estimate within 5 years they'll be gone.

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TopicGamestop permanently closing 300 stores
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:38:42 AM
#17
EffectAndCause posted...
Seriously.

Gamestop is like kind of annoying when they ask about pre-orders so I HOPE THEY DIE!
I haven't set foot in one for 4 years.

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TopicGamestop permanently closing 300 stores
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:11:41 AM
#6
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
My governor ripped up the retail license recently lol. Fuck them.
I saw that, they didn't close stores until that lol

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TopicGamestop permanently closing 300 stores
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:02:55 AM
#3
Topicthey took our comics away from us
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 7:00:43 AM
#17
TopicGamestop permanently closing 300 stores
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 6:53:45 AM
#1
TopicI'm 32 and live in Little Canada, Arizona. Ask me a thing.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 6:11:21 AM
#17
DocDelicious posted...
Arizona is the best. Sedona in particular.
If I wasn't living in PA that's where I'd be.
Flagstaff and the grand canyon are pretty rad too.

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TopicI'm 32 and live in Little Canada, Arizona. Ask me a thing.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 5:51:17 AM
#13
TimeLady0 posted...
Has Trump sent the Army to build the wall around your town yet?
No. Phoenix is the capital. The border is 4 hours south of Phoenix.

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TopicI'm 32 and live in Little Canada, Arizona. Ask me a thing.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 5:50:50 AM
#12
Freddie_Mercury posted...
phoenix sucks

this post was made by the tucson gang
Tuscon is nothing but hookers and meth, and you know it.

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TopicThe new Dua Lipa album is a pretty fun pop album.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 5:49:55 AM
#9
Parappa09 posted...
i was just about to bring up charli xcx too

i was going to see both of them at glastonbury in june before it was cancelled :(
Damn. I saw charli, hell of a show. Shit load of energy. Charli is definitely the most inventive and groundbreaking artist in mainstream pop right now. Her production alone is fucking ridiculous. Pop 2 and Charli albums both sound fucking bonkers.

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TopicI'm 32 and live in Little Canada, Arizona. Ask me a thing.
pres_madagascar
03/27/20 5:47:36 AM
#9
LeperMessiahXX posted...
My uncle lives in Buckeye, I'm hoping to go visit him after all this is over. How bad is the coronavirus hitting the area? I'm a little nervous for him because he needs to go into the hospital because of his pacemaker, so I figured I would ask.
My best friend is a nurse in a covid ward at the hospital, I work in long term care pharmacy. It's starting to hit the senior community hard now. By mid next week it's expected to explode, with the peak of cases in mid may.

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