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TopicPost memes here 2.0
masticatingman
07/23/20 3:43:54 PM
#430
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Ah, good old prequel memes

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Topicunemployment send me an overpayment notice?
masticatingman
07/18/20 12:17:04 PM
#21
Sexypwnstar posted...
Call them Daddy and they might forgive you
This is kind of deserved tbh

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TopicI'm about to spend over 500 dollars on frozen pizza
masticatingman
07/18/20 12:16:18 PM
#29
Yeah, this method of getting "frozen pizza" blew up a few months ago when Dave Portnoy on Barstool was just doing frozen pizza reviews for a couple months in his NY apartment. Restaurants that did this would just send him stuff free so he'd review it.

There's an app called Goldbelly devoted to shipping premium stuff like this.

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TopicWhich jobs would you say are guaranteed to be gone due to COVID-19?
masticatingman
07/18/20 10:47:16 AM
#24
Hard to tell since the hardest hit jobs like being a bartender are going to come back. The masses will definitely be going back to bars.

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TopicIt was the best of times....it was the blurst of times!?
masticatingman
07/18/20 10:15:40 AM
#10
Dankmus is so good, discovered his channel a few months ago

I think my fav is the one with the kid Flanders getting spanked

Edit - this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHcqNVjGJN4

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TopicHoly crap its hard to run outside with a mask on in 91 degree weather
masticatingman
07/18/20 9:23:26 AM
#15
Your state probably has a caveat that you dont need a mask if exercising outside or if you maintain social distance. Id double check the actual government website.


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TopicZoomers doing blow, eating tons of ass, and getting corona lmao
masticatingman
07/18/20 9:18:48 AM
#3
Careful, this video might induce seizures for some posters.

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TopicSo i can easily give up soda and bread but cheese?
masticatingman
07/18/20 8:47:34 AM
#16
Use hot sauce. Has some sodium but low calories.


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TopicDetroit style pizza > NY or Chicago
masticatingman
07/18/20 1:14:31 AM
#48
Meh. NY style is easily the top dog. And I think Chicago deep dish is legit, but I do like Detroit style too. Its strength is its weakness though - the best pieces are the corner pieces since theyre all crispy but that leaves the inner pieces lacking. While with both NY or Chicago style, youre getting an even experience throughout.

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TopicWoman i had sex with 3 weeks ago tested positive for gonorrhoea
masticatingman
07/17/20 9:17:00 PM
#36
mech dragon posted...
How is herpes worse than gonorrhoea? Herpes is like the common cold of STI's.
Having a herpes outbreak isnt that attractive

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TopicIs a smart TV really needed if you have a Xbox one or PS4?
masticatingman
07/17/20 10:20:03 AM
#6
Flockaveli posted...
No. Do they even make non-smart tvs anymore?
Pretty sure yes but not positive major manufacturers bother with them anymore. I know in the last year or two Ive seen smaller new lcds for cheap at retailers. And of course you can get lcd tvs or tv monitors at (some) thrift stores or pawn shops.

I got a gaming/streaming setup in my room with a recent 20 inch pc monitor that you can plug in for sound. Just trade out hdmi between my Apple TV, gaming console, and blu ray player as needed.


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TopicRapper Logic announces his retirement.
masticatingman
07/17/20 9:35:17 AM
#6
Rappers have a short shelf life anyway, hes just slightly ahead of the curve on this call imo

Hell probably drop an album in a few years though. Im sure hell not be able to help himself

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TopicReally popular movies that practically everyone saw, but you haven't?
masticatingman
07/16/20 9:18:47 PM
#6
A ton of blockbusters. Most of them seem corny as hell

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TopicSo I might be unemployed because a recruiter lied to me
masticatingman
07/16/20 9:06:12 PM
#13
RadiantAdolin posted...
Employers excluding thc is very common here.
That may be but what I said still stands.

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TopicSo I might be unemployed because a recruiter lied to me
masticatingman
07/16/20 9:04:13 PM
#7
Lol. You do realize that marijuana is still federally illegal so potential employers have impunity to test you for marijuana, correct?

If I heard there was a drug test and knew I (likely) had THC in my system, Id have just declined to go further.

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TopicClassic rock fans, I need your advice.
masticatingman
07/16/20 8:59:47 PM
#9
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
David Bowie - Life On Mars?
The Who - Baba ORiley
The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset
13th Floor Elevators - Youre Gonna Miss Me
The Doors - LA Woman
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
Deep Purple - Hush
Mason Williams - Classical Gas
Yes - Roundabout

And dont be afraid to listen to whole albums. If its 60s/70s in particular, the artists actually wanted you to listen to the whole album.

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TopicDo you frown upon people who vote third party?
masticatingman
07/16/20 8:53:29 PM
#45
No but its a waste currently. Which kinda sucks since we probably have around 5-6 very distinct factions spread out over both main parties right now.

The Democrats especially could splinter into 3-4 parties without issue.

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TopicTheyll make Target customers wear masks now....
masticatingman
07/16/20 8:46:57 PM
#6
ScazarMeltex posted...
That's more of a Wal-Mart thing.
This is true, coming from somebody who goes back and forth between the two.

I actually prefer Walmart for some basic items. Theyre about the easiest place to get video games or random electronics.

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Topicso I watched TITANIC for the first time in decades...10/10 was fucking great
masticatingman
07/16/20 8:43:31 PM
#20
The period piece part of it is really great but I just dont care about the love story.

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TopicMinimum wage workers cannot afford rent in any U.S. state
masticatingman
07/16/20 5:52:05 PM
#146
pikachupwnage posted...
Honestly we should outlaw evictions entirely for the next year.

Only

1. People who have committed violent crimes against others in the apartment or made themselves a serious nuisance with repeated or extreme offenses(dog violations such as late and excessive barking, no leash failure to control no cleaning poop, loud parties, smoking on the property, harassment, propping open the security door when not actively using it, damaging common areas through gross negligence or malice etc.)
2. Have caused signigant damage out of malice or negelience
3. Are making illegal or dangerous drugs/chemicals on the property and/or making other illegal and/or dangerous transactions on the property.
4. Have especially on more then one occasion recently taken actions that flagrantly risk the safety of the property and residents.

Should cover most exceptions. There will need to be more to it but yeah.
It doesnt matter tbh. People still wont have the money to cover back pay of however many months.

Unless something is done regarding the back payments themselves those evictions will definitely be served. The court system is still very alive and well.

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TopicDilemma: You catch your son cheating on his wife
masticatingman
07/16/20 4:51:00 PM
#36
Parent etiquette would be to side with your kid over your in law unless were talking about a legitimate crime, which we arent here in the case of adultery. And that would be doubled down by how were talking a dad/son relationship here. Cant really imagine any dad ratting out his son to his daughter in law.

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TopicWhat's your favorite type of music?
masticatingman
07/16/20 4:48:02 PM
#17
Cant stand country beyond hearing it occasionally.

But I only like rap when I choose what to listen to. Too much variation.

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TopicLow Tier God says men shouldn't lick ice cream.
masticatingman
07/16/20 4:46:49 PM
#30
Makes me think of how Wiz Khalifa said that guys shouldnt eat bananas.

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TopicMaajid Nawaz declared a hunger strike for the Uigers
masticatingman
07/16/20 3:09:49 PM
#4
Would honestly classify that as a sacrificial move, having had to read up on the Muslim situation in the northwest area of China before.

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TopicCE's Hottest Woman Tournament II #6: Jennifer Connelly vs. Sabrina Lynn
masticatingman
07/15/20 11:30:16 PM
#19
Jennifer by a mile.

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TopicGreat cities in the world?
masticatingman
07/15/20 11:14:37 PM
#5
If you're talking modern day, I'd say London and Tokyo are at the top of the list. Maybe Seoul too.

If you're talking about historically significant great cities, that's a really long list.


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TopicITT we post absurdist/morbid/dark humor jokes
masticatingman
07/15/20 11:09:46 PM
#18
Only the best people in the world can enjoy dark humor imo.

If you're the type to get shocked by it, I'm guessing you're also the type of person who never wants to ponder life's absurdities in general.

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Topicfavorite old band?
masticatingman
07/15/20 10:37:10 PM
#25
Any band post 90s isnt old yet by rock standards.

80s was just becoming classic rock around late 2000s.

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TopicWoman said we can bang but I have to get a BJ from her BF first
masticatingman
07/15/20 9:40:27 PM
#25
Yeah, Im not surprised they have a hard time finding guys willing to do that, bit of a niche role in the porn sphere.

The key part here is not that you can fuck the girl eventually, its that you will have to fuck that guy. And do a real fuck, on camera. Thats the important part lol.

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TopicWhat do people do for fun besides video games?
masticatingman
07/15/20 9:27:54 PM
#14
Mostly consume audio/visual media in some way or form.

Create media if youre that type of person.

Be with an SO.

Engage in lively conversations as you get older especially.

Work out and be healthy and hopefully trade in that hard work for hot sex.

Obviously the big one is raise a family. Take fun in being in that environment in general.

Oh, and parties.

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TopicMan fan died at room shot up to 97 degrees
masticatingman
07/15/20 5:09:46 PM
#8
PatrickMahomes posted...


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Topicwould Alexander the Great be a chad
masticatingman
07/15/20 5:02:46 PM
#20
Julius Caesar is pretty much the definition of a chad in terms of life success.

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TopicAre ellipses passive aggressive iyo?
masticatingman
07/15/20 5:01:11 PM
#11
I never use them in text.

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Topicgood free mp3 program?
masticatingman
07/15/20 4:59:35 PM
#9
I use Zune by default, you can still download it online.

Otherwise, Groove

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TopicAVGN was never funny but the old episides are so comfy
masticatingman
07/15/20 12:44:05 AM
#3
I liked the old character he put on for sure. And it was believable. Mid 20's dude drinking shitty ass beer sitting in his (probably parent's) basement playing the video games he grew up with and getting pissed off. I don't know how much he was trying to be funny back in the day but he was good (or maybe Mike Matei did this) at finding so-bad-it's-funny moments to pick on in games.

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TopicWhen did this ''fuck you, I got mine'' thinking become prevalent among Americans
masticatingman
07/15/20 12:40:59 AM
#15
Gonna need to provide a bit of evidence tc to just be singling out US citizens on this one.

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TopicITT: I drink classic gin cocktails
masticatingman
07/15/20 12:35:51 AM
#10
I've done legit martinis before like you're supposed to make them. Personally a cocktail like that is just way too boozy for my taste. Although I could appreciate that it had a striking taste that was appealing if sharp.

I'll throw this video in the mix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdnj2i56Lb8

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TopicIs saki supposed to be warm or cold?
masticatingman
07/14/20 5:53:31 PM
#8
I mean, in Brazil they have a tradition of drinking warm beer. Doesnt mean its a good tradition - cultural norms with alcohol are pretty iffy imo.

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TopicCOIN Shortage is an issue, do you have some?
masticatingman
07/14/20 5:50:04 PM
#10
Yeah, I ran into it last weekend. Two stores only gave me change to the nearest dollar. Welp, guess Im going cashless for the imminent future.

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TopicNick Cannon has gone full black supremacist
masticatingman
07/14/20 5:47:55 PM
#68
If anybodys wondering, hes just parroting stuff Malcolm X said at the beginning of his career. Which is extremely racist.

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TopicDaniel Lewis Lee executed, first federal execution in 17 years
masticatingman
07/14/20 12:38:57 PM
#18
Questionmarktarius posted...
I don't know why we keep using increasingly arcane and/or dubious drug cocktails, and dance around vendors of those drugs suddenly growing a "conscience" in their PR departments, when nitrogen is essentially free.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Or just, you know, warehouse irredeemable murderers forever. It's somehow less expensive than killing them after a couple or three decades of court-wrangling.

Yeah, its all based around trying not to subject prisoners to cruel and unusual punishment...even in execution, which I think is a dubious concept really.

But honestly the guillotine is about the most humane way to execute someone, there would be no timegap between being alive and being dead. Its just that visually its a bit of a whopper.

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Topicdo you want kidds?
masticatingman
07/14/20 12:20:39 PM
#25
I would like kids but Ive already been a father figure before. Id say more than kids you just really serve as an example to other people in your actions everyday regardless.

You can have kids and be an absolute shit stain on the human race. Having kids doesnt in itself mean anything besides you came into a woman and a kid popped out.

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TopicRecommend me some hip hop albums I would like
masticatingman
07/14/20 12:17:08 PM
#11
Rawkus Records - Soundbombing II
Arrested Development- 3 Years, 5 Months, and 2 Days in the Life of...
Deltron - Deltron 3030

First one is a classic late 90s underground collection, you will see some recognizable names and its a good jump off point to look into other artists. Second one is a more old school classic, lot of good melodies and thought provoking lyrics. Third one is Dels concept album, really cool production values, hard to compare to, geeky.


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TopicI swear there's a new made up term every several months
masticatingman
07/13/20 9:18:34 PM
#6
Definitely phrases in general, English has a ludicrous amount of slang.

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Topicabout to try Halal for the first time
masticatingman
07/13/20 9:17:16 PM
#35
That doesnt speak to the foods quality per se, to be fair.

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TopicWashington Red Tails confirmed!!!
masticatingman
07/13/20 9:15:03 PM
#7
Gonna be honest, some furry bs is the first thing that comes to mind with that name.

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TopicIs Dexter any good? Should I watch it?
masticatingman
07/13/20 7:58:36 PM
#161
I enjoyed the first season, but the plot is just too ridiculous to work long term.

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TopicPeople who say "damn they were hot" when an attractive person dies
masticatingman
07/13/20 7:54:08 PM
#72
Youd probably be even more disgusted by some bodybuilders who more or less say they wanna die a beautiful corpse. Way to justify massive intake of steroids.

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TopicJust got called "chunky" on Tinder, and now my confidence is gone.
masticatingman
07/13/20 7:51:43 PM
#10
How old are you? By your late 20s/early 30s its really not difficult to rock some extra weight as a guy if you carry it well

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