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| Topic | Beautiful Asses: Return of the Booty |
| Kakapo 05/09/21 7:45:24 PM #459 | Ta! --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Beautiful Asses: Return of the Booty |
| Kakapo 05/09/21 7:40:35 PM #457 | Flockaveli posted... https://i.imgur.com/h1mN9jp.mp4 Whos this? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | DuncanWii is WARNED. |
| Kakapo 02/13/21 5:04:04 PM #217 | PoundGarden posted... How does "stuffed her up the stink tube" or "pounded out the fart box" sit with you?Ploughing the muddy field? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | ME3's indoctrination theory is incorrect |
| Kakapo 02/12/21 4:52:30 PM #5 | This is one of those situations they shoulda just kept quiet --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | This is how CE feels these days |
| Kakapo 02/10/21 7:44:19 PM #2 | Wahh wahh I cant say shitty things wahh wahh. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Streamer stabs her white claw. |
| Kakapo 02/08/21 4:00:39 AM #14 | viewmaster_pi posted... that naruto crapIve actually seen one of those in the wild. Being worn by what I can only describe as an alpha neckbeard. He had the full neckbeard, this scruffy mop of hair that hed tried to spike up. These bleh-coloured cargo shorts, Pokmon socks, what I can only describe as a dragonball z themed Hawaiian shirt (which I never even imagined could be a thing) and a naruto headband. He had this zone of BO around him, too. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Sauerkraut is truly the most disgusting condiment ever. |
| Kakapo 02/08/21 3:16:24 AM #10 | Aaaaaa big bowl of sauerkraut. Every single morning! --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Israeli rabbi called black people monkeys |
| Kakapo 02/08/21 12:25:23 AM #5 | Religious leader shows theyre a narrow minded bigot. Its hardly surprising, but its still fucked up. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Maki Itoh tells her opponent her vagina smells |
| Kakapo 02/07/21 7:42:48 PM #11 | What the hell did I just watch? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Unpopular Hills You'd Die On? |
| Kakapo 02/07/21 4:39:52 PM #25 | Joker was an absolute garbage film. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Describe your favourite runin with the police. |
| Kakapo 02/07/21 7:32:54 AM #8 | A team of cops with sniffer dogs were going through a pub a few mates and I were drinking in. Me, being me, started talking about a study I read on the biases of cops triggering false positives with their sniffer dogs. Sure enough, the handler and the dog stopped at me. I didnt touch drugs at all, ever. I did have half a pack of m&ms in my bag, though. They pulled me aside, patted me down and went through my bag. The whole time they were really hostile and downright rude, despite the fact I was being incredibly respectful, if a bit bemused. They asked if I had anything in the bag the dog would be interested in and I replied that I had the m&ms, to which they replied the dog doesnt detect m&ms. Sure enough there was absolutely nothing in my bag, and the asshats were basically you got lucky this time. Its like, ok, so either the Labrador could smell the m&ms, or the handler had his head up his arse and thought I looked like Id be carrying something. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | the car chase scenes in terminator wouldn't work today |
| Kakapo 02/07/21 5:40:12 AM #4 | Well, yeah. Thats so the shock of the impact is absorbed by the car, not the squishy sack of meat and blood in the drivers seat --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why are pitbulls not banned. |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:11:52 PM #44 | monkmith posted... worst bite i ever got was from a kid, little bastard flipped his shit in elementary school and just latched onto my arm. he ended up being sent to some troubled children school and i had to go on antibiotics for half a fucking month... Same here. Ive got a scar on the bridge of my nose and one below my left nipple from bitey kids back when I was in primary school. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Imagine having kids to feed everyday |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:10:41 PM #20 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Most of us here, I can guarantee couldn't cope with having kids and not losing our shit. Most of us only have experience with the fun parts and walk away when they need actual busy work parenting. Like, we get them a juice or watch them for an hour sure, but it becomes psychological when you gotta do literally everything for them. When you get to go home away from them at the end, you have no real experience imo. The experience is never being able to have your alone time when you want it. Never being able to tag out. Even in healthy relationships, you'll barely ever tag out to do anything just for yourself. Id try. But I'm pretty sure Id start getting super irritable The real reason for super early bedtimes for kids. If I didnt have an hour or two without kids around each night, Id go nuts. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Imagine having kids to feed everyday |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 9:10:52 PM #16 | My little dude is obsessed with chickie nuggies and my daughter has to have tomato sauce on everything --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Yall demand respect huh? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 9:08:57 PM #20 | ReggieBush09 posted...
I know, right? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Communism is what humanity needs |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:49:44 PM #7 | Its just a pity that class systems seem to be replaced by a stratification based on party membership, and whether someone is one of the party elite. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Do you care if people wear masks? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:48:18 PM #49 | We havent had any new confirmed locally acquired cases here for about 2 weeks, but Im still wearing a mask when Im out. I dont particularly care whether I get it, but if I caught it and spread it, I wouldnt be able to forgive myself. Particularly if I gave it to someone vulnerable. Id be happy if it becomes a new norm. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | $5,000,000,000 but now you shit swarms of vampire bats. |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:45:04 PM #5 | Im so goth I crap bats --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why are pitbulls not banned. |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:24:54 PM #31 | Chunkey Simmons posted... A lot of people say that about pitbulls too, that you can train them to be good and they will never be bad again - but that simply isn't true. 99% of the time pitbulls are all right, but that 1% can happen where an unprovoked attack occurs. It can happen with even the most well-trained pitbulls. I'm not sure about German shepherds though Thats when the temperament of the breed comes in, but training plays a massively important part of it. Personally, I wouldnt trust a dog originally bred at least partially for blood sports anywhere near my kids. That said, I wouldnt trust any medium to large sized dog anywhere near my kids, unless I knew it was well trained, or had trained it myself. A lot of people in my area have Staffordshire bull terriers. Theyre very popular with a certain kind of guy. They never seem to train them, which pisses me off to no end. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why are pitbulls not banned. |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:13:02 PM #21 | Chunkey Simmons posted... German shepherds are not near as badIf you train a German shepherd properly, its not bad at all, and is actually one of the most gentle dogs around. My parents had a big bear of a German shepherd when I was a baby, my mum used to just stick me on a rug on the back lawn, and the big gorgeous bear of a good boy would gently shepherd me back onto the rug if I tried to stray. Of course, theyre uh, not so gentle with trespassers. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why does classical music go so well with outer space |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:10:38 PM #2 | I blame Holst --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | You're not a real man unless you do these |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:08:05 PM #21 | I tend to dress fairly masculine and tend to rock a few days growth of beard, but thats about the extent of my masculinity. IDGAF about gender roles in the main, and have tried to bring up my kids in a similar way. Theyre still incredibly into gendered toys and clothing, which is interesting from a sociological perspective. Had an argument with my 3 year old about whether boys can wear pink. Well, I thought it was hilarious and he was quite adamant about it. So I went and put on my favourite t-shirt from when I was younger, a punky sort of electric pink number. Blew his mind. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Just thinking about this moment right now: |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 8:01:54 PM #2 | Wait, whos Notch again? Edit: ohh. minecraft guy who went full right wing idiot --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | YouTube "prank" turns fatal... |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 7:57:37 PM #31 | Play stupid games... --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why is the socially awkward jewish person a trope? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 7:55:46 PM #2 | Quality edit, TC. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Vicious_Dios is WARNED |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 7:53:48 PM #66 | Dude doesnt have a chip on his shoulder, hes got an entire potato field --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why did you move outta your psrents house? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:39:57 AM #9 | Someone needs to get Chuck Lorre in the phone stat --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Do you have RBF? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:37:28 AM #10 | Jagr_68 posted... Got it now. I have RSKF.Well, if you do a search for RBF, 90% of the images are RKSF --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Do you have RBF? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:31:56 AM #5 | https://i.imgur.com/q5WHcLo.jpg --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why did you move outta your psrents house? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:29:08 AM #5 | trappedunderice posted... You and Duncan would make natural room mates . Id watch that sitcom. Vegy could be the neighbour whos always coming over. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why did you move outta your psrents house? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:27:41 AM #2 | Whats your mums name? Just so it doesnt accidentally occupy my mouth at any moment in time. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Ok, we know it ain't gay if a hella straight guy played with his behind BUT what |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:24:26 AM #3 | Did he clean it first? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Mississippi, 2011 |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:05:34 AM #2 | Is anyone surprised? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Do you have RBF? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:02:51 AM #2 | In an alternate universe, Kirsten Stewart and I had babies and literally nobody is able to look upon their unconcealed faces without going mad at the severity of their RBF. They wear blank masks with smiley faces drawn on them. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | conservatives can be rly nice |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 10:00:26 AM #30 | Notti posted... Like really. These Jan/Feb 2021 accounts are the worst ever.I take exception to that! Admittedly, I dont make any secret of who I am --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Do you have RBF? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 9:59:00 AM #1 | Personally, my RBF is so severe, its worse than if someone set Kristen Stewarts puppy alight and then piddled on them, except rather than normal wee its lighter fluid. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | We don't have a METAL topic rn so here's a fucking metal topic |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 9:22:25 AM #37 | I dont know if this is metal these days and I used to hate HIM but now I dont and Im listening to it right now. https://youtu.be/8oYodfK4DkE --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Does doing a topless scene make Maisie Williams a thot? |
| Kakapo 02/06/21 9:17:15 AM #11 | DB_Insider posted... Is she the thicc eyebrow kid?Edit: I think so, yes --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
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