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| Topic | Someone literally PMed me this |
| Kakapo 02/05/21 4:13:03 AM #36 | Thats a joke, right? Nobody could be that sad. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I'm stuck give me some writing prompts, CE |
| Kakapo 02/05/21 1:38:10 AM #3 | A goat knows the next mega jackpot lottery numbers. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Suspended. |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 7:36:57 PM #8 | Irony posted... On the nipples?Nah, probably just the back --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Suspended. |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 7:36:07 PM #5 | I wanna try suspension piercing one day --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | left or right? |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 3:41:56 PM #10 | Questionmarktarius posted... The hell is going on with that tree?Looks like a fig. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | do girls fist bump? |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 6:08:36 AM #7 | They boob mash instead. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Fuck people that brake-check others |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 3:28:04 AM #4 | I regularly do that to people who tailgate me when Im going exactly over the speed limit (or admittedly a little bit over). --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | What was your worst Oneitis Experience |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 1:32:50 AM #2 | I always read Oneitis as Onanitis. Same diff, really --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Capitol Rioter LOVES using the N-WORD cause it was used in GONE WITH THE WIND!! |
| Kakapo 02/04/21 12:37:57 AM #5 | Thats cute, bullhorn creature thinks shes people. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why do conservatives act like they're always the victim? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 11:22:11 PM #9 | Dont forget that the left are simultaneously ineffectual wimps and violent masterminds. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 11:17:10 PM #4 | No, but I went out with a girl who was a little bi-furious once. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I used to think banning cigarettes was unnecessary paternalism |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 11:15:04 PM #14 | Starting smoking was one of the silliest things Ive ever done --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Post COVID pregnancy rates bout to skyrocket |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 11:13:38 PM #8 | I know a crazy number of people who had babies or got pregnant over the past year. I guess theres not much to do when youre stuck at home --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I've never heard the Tears for Fears version of Mad World and I don't want to |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 11:12:36 PM #12 | Itachi157 posted... My dad used to have a Tears for Fears CD he'd always have playing in the car while he drove us around so I heard it probably 1000 times. I hope the Smiths CD didnt have There is a Light that Never Goes Out on it. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I am the only dad dropping off and picking up their kid |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 10:30:56 PM #3 | Flauros posted... they are probably workingStrangely enough, I have a 9-5 as well. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I am the only dad dropping off and picking up their kid |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 10:29:41 PM #1 | Its really weird. Ive been dropping off and picking up my daughter every day since she started kindy on Monday, and aside from the first day Ive seen one other dad doing the drop off and pickup. Are there that many women who are stay at home parents, or do guys just not care and make their wives do it? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I only have one person blocked aka brutal. |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 10:25:02 PM #17 | MabusIncarnate posted... a-c-a-b came up with it and it triggers brutai so much. It's also been made clear to Vegy that if he was held on the same tier he would be called Florida Brutai, but we don't because Vegy is a better person. lol, that makes perfect sense --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I only have one person blocked aka brutal. |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 10:22:26 PM #13 | Dark_SilverX posted... isn't he the wonderful teacher?Creepy IT guy I think --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I only have one person blocked aka brutal. |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 10:20:12 PM #9 | Why Irish vegy? Lol --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Reminder that Rabies is 100% lethal if not treated early |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 9:52:11 PM #5 | Dont pat bats --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why wont you date transgendered people? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 9:51:41 PM #42 | googs19 posted... My wife would be unhappy. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Swampland, a CYOA |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 9:43:00 PM #25 | As much as I enjoyed a good bacon sandwich I didnt want to be in one, so trying to run past them was out of the option. So was appealing to their better natures. From experience, I knew they didnt have one. I decided to be devious. Crafty and suchlike. I put on a concerned citizen face. Worried, slightly pedantic. I approached them. Excuse me, I said, trying to put that I pay your taxes tone into my voice that would make sure they didnt mark me as prey. They stopped their conversation on last nights sports game or whatever and looked at me, their heads swivelling in unison. In their slate grey uniforms, it was like being targeted by a small flock of belligerent pigeons. Did you know there is someone doing graffitis at entrance? A slight touch of outrage in my tone, an unspoken implication they werent doing their job properly. They harrumphed and grizzled among themselves and stalked off like hounds on a scent. Consequence: transit cops now view you with suspicion. As soon as they were out of eyeshot, I vaulted the turnstiles with a self satisfied ayup! and scampered down the stairs to the platform. As luck would have it, a train was just pulling in and I breezed on board. I found the least sticky seat and sat. The train resumed its journey with a jolt. The doors at the end of the carriage opened and a homeless man entered the carriage. I assumed he was homeless, with a large unkempt beard and clothes that had seen better decades, but it could have been a new hipster thing for all I knew. Anyway, he shuffled up to me in that flat-footed gait one adopts when walking through a moving carriage. Could you spare a few dollars, sir? He asked. I knew for a fact I only had a handful of change left, that would have paid for the bacon sandwich that never was. A) Give him all my change B) Give him some of my change C) Refuse politely D) Refuse obnoxiously E) Other --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Country Star Morgan Wallen removed from radio playlists after he used the n-word |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 6:32:44 PM #38 | AllegraD posted... Everyone in this topic: "I have never said the N-word amongst my friends, and if you ever have, ever ever, you are racist and scum"Nah, its more like Everyone in this topic, after seeing your posting history: explains a lot --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Country Star Morgan Wallen removed from radio playlists after he used the n-word |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 6:24:15 PM #24 | TheGoldenEel posted... whose alt is AllegraD, btw?I dont know, but theyre getting pretty infamous for bad takes --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Scenario: Your daughter marries for money. |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 6:18:13 PM #19 | Theyre just lucky I dont use the spoon like Im in a Bruegel painting --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Got stood up by a dominatrix :( |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 6:14:40 PM #5 | Hexenherz posted... She's so good she fucking owned your timeI giggled. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | How do you not get depressed about looks? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 6:05:12 PM #37 | Master Kazuya posted... Aside from what you said, how could you not see the indication here? If the class average is a 50 and I'm getting 70s, 80s, and 90s, I'm doing well. Maybe we're both under Ryan Gosling but there's still relative differences. I'm more athletic than an 80 yr man on average but we're nothing compared to Usain Bolt. I've been complimented a few times in my life but they are so far and few in between that I can memorize every whole interaction. But idk, saying that you make 80k a year and are starving just seems disingenuous to everyone making 20k even if there are millionaires that exist. Im not saying that Im making 80k a year and am starving, thats not an apt analogy. Im saying that Im not an attractive guy. Im not unattractive, but to be honest Im fairly middle of the road and I dont have the height advantage that most guys have. Wit and charm count for a hell of a lot more with people than youd expect. Ill give you an example. A few New Years ago, I started chatting with a girl at a party my mate was holding. We got on well and were just pressing the post button too early. lol We just talked about books and music, crap like that at first. Stuff that interested her. (Top tip: people love talking about themselves and what they like). She was good looking, far better looking than I am. She ended up giving me her number, but she was a bit too young for me, not really my type, and I was in a sort-of relationship and felt bad about screwing around. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | How do you not get depressed about looks? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 4:03:50 PM #30 | Its 70% presentation, unless youre already Ryan Gosling tier. Much of that is grooming. Make an effort - wash your clothes, was yourself. Wear clothes that look decent. It doesnt have to be designer, but cargo pants and polo shirts bought at bargain basement prices arent gonna cut it. Figure out what you look good in. If you cant grow a decent beard and commit to keeping it groomed, for the love of god, shave. Thats just general advice in regards to taking pride in your appearance - itll make you feel better at the very least. Confidence without arrogance is also important. Im no super hot person by any means - the most favourable comment about my appearance is that I often get compared to David Tennant (if he was 58, lol). Id never attract a 10/10 in my dating days, but Id been hit on by enough 7/10s and 8/10s and a few 9/10s to know that it cant be all about looks in terms of the raw materials. Youve just got to refine yourself. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Give me an album to listen to at work? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 3:50:53 PM #55 | It sounds like youve got enough music to listen to for a few days, but if youve got the time and inclination: The Indelicates - Songs for Swinging Lovers --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Are you currently less homophobic/racist than you were as a teenager? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 1:24:53 AM #10 | Well, I make a whole lot less harmless jokes that were actually pretty damn horrible. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Are there any good new switch games? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:42:45 AM #2 | Bermp --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | wow Israel gives vaccines to everyone there, except the Palestines living there. |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:40:37 AM #9 | RebelElite791 posted... Almost like Israel is an apartheid state or something I used to be a stalwart Zionist when I was younger and wanted to spend my gap year on a kibbutz. Now its like... dudes, could you even try to be more evil? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | CYOA: You are Merlin the Muscle Wizard |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:37:22 AM #62 | A --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Swampland, a CYOA |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:32:34 AM #20 | I decided to clean myself up a tad and swing by Pickmans Models. The name was familiar, but I couldnt place it. That card was fancy, though and smelled like a big pay day. I dropped my wallet on my desk as I looked for my keys. I finally found them hiding beneath a fistful of mint wrappers and paper serviettes from Zafs. My heart sank as I recalled the bacon sandwich I never had chance to eat. I locked up my office. Didnt want anyone stealing my coffee cups while I was out, after all. Down in the lobby Frank was busy launching an archaeological expedition of his left nostril with a tarry, gnarled nail and he didnt even notice as I passed. I strode down the street and down the block to the entrance to Saint Fiacres station. The underground station was appointed in dirty cream and dark green tiles, tarnished brass and chipped wood. A relic of a bygone age. I knew the feeling. It was empty, aside from a gaggle transit cops loitering with intent near the ticket gates and a homeless looking guy playing a kids recorder. He was absolutely nailing a rendition of Ode to Joy. With a sinking feeling, I realised I didnt have enough money on my rail pass for the journey, and my wallet was back at the office. A) Appeal to their better natures B) Run, run like the wind C) Stage a diversion D) Other --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Swampland, a CYOA |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:08:01 AM #19 | Thanks for the bump! --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Are there any good new switch games? |
| Kakapo 02/03/21 12:06:35 AM #1 | My fingers so off the pulse these days Ive got no idea --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | How old were you when you first started visiting CE? |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:35:36 PM #7 | Probably about 19, with many long absences. First time around I was more on LUE, but I closed the account that had access. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | ESPN uses more of that naruto crap to reference sports |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:27:44 PM #11 | Why is the basketball throwing off a swastika shaped glow? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | What's wrong with "Boys Will Be Boys"? How is it Toxic Masculinity? |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:25:40 PM #79 | Stop it, you seething mass of spiders --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | I still wish Red Dead Redemption 1 would come to PC |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:18:52 PM #2 | Ugh. What did you *eat*? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Sounds dat gamers will never forget...how many do you recognize? |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:17:18 PM #6 | The camel noises in Doom --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Have you ever said something cringey on CE? |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 11:13:09 PM #22 | Well, until I got bored with the whole thing finally, major cringe was pretty much part of my whole schtick. That, and feigning outrage when people pointed out the cringe. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | lesser known good AC/DC songs? |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 9:35:28 PM #8 | Shes got balls. Or whatever its called. Havent listened to AC/DC since I was 16 --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | Why are Wanda's urges exclusively taboo?? (Spoiles)) |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 9:23:49 PM #4 | Wat at the first one. Is this canon? --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
| Topic | A story about blowervacs |
| Kakapo 02/02/21 9:12:03 PM #2 | My wife bought him a lawnmower. He wouldnt touch it and went riffling though his toys. Why arent you playing with your mower First things first! He pulls out a safety helmet and puts it on. Little dude is obsessed with garden tools. He wants to be a lawnmower man when he grows up. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot |
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