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It looks even more stupid when you see that a good chunk of them are wearing masks.

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Why would you pour milk first? I don't understand.

Some people say that they pour milk first so that when they pour the cereal after, it will float to the top resulting in less cereal which is what they want.

But if that's the case just don't give yourself too much cereal ya dumbasses

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We did it boys. We managed to make 2020 even worse.

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lookin like Chun-li

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Tsukasa1891 posted...

Ok but what the fuck does Pot of Greed do?

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You are Vegy, the heart and soul of CE and all of what's left of it's population. You have a lot to live up to.

The next day you wake up with your head pounding and feel like you're going into shock from the pain. Your eyes are still blurry but you can see clearly enough that you're in a small room with no windows. The door is shut tight and locked. You hear someone walking around outside though you don't know who or why they might be coming for you.

Maybe it was all just a dream, maybe it wasn't. You feel pretty certain you were attacked in the middle of the night and had to be brought here. You try to remember what happened last night but can only come up with vague recollections of going out for a walk in the woods and getting lost.
You hear a voice in a distance whisper, "she's ready."

Then you remember, you were the target and you were rescued by those crazy folks who live in the tower. You can only hope that they'll show up and get you out of here before those cultists do.

"Please, someone save me!" You shout.

Then you hear the door open and see two people enter your room. One is a woman with long curly brown hair and bright green eyes.

> You say "Who dis?"
"Don't you recognize me?" She says.
"Should I know you?" You ask.
"It's Velzix, we met a while back when I saved your life."

> You say "Are you a hot white chick?"
"Shut up and listen!" She says. "I'm here to rescue you from being a sacrifice to the Dark God. He's not going to take no for an answer, so we've got to stop this now!"

> You say "Ok"
"Good, now follow me."
You do as she asks and follow her out of the room. As you come out of your room, you hear an announcement being made over the intercom.

> You listen to the intercom.
"The sacrifice is ready! Come and get him!"
"Come on, we have to get this door locked so they can't get in." She says as she runs over to the door and begins locking the lock.

> You say "What da hell???"
"I'm sorry." She says as she runs over and begins locking the door.
At this moment the group of demons that were trying to get into your room come pouring in and begin beating on the door.

> You say "Guess I'll die."
The woman gives you one last look before she turns and runs back the way she came. You aren't sure what to do.

Should you try to escape? Should you try to help the demons?

> You open the door.
You run out of the room and see the demons beating on the door. They're trying to enter and you have to stop them before they kill you.

> You summon the almighty God, SBAllen.
With all your might, you slam the door shut on the heads of two demons. The door doesn't give at first but then cracks under the pressure of their weight.

> You say "Oh god, oh frick, oh fuck."
They manage to get the door open and start pouring in. Some of them see you and begin advancing towards you.
What will you do?

> You active Mastered Ultra Instint.
Suddenly you begin to feel a lot stronger. You push a few of the demons away and land some good hits on some of them. The Instint kicks in and you begin to feel a great satisfaction.

> You say "It's time to end this ..."
You charge at one of the demons and stab him a few times before he lands a good blow on you. You are sent flying into a nearby table, breaking it and yourself into several pieces.

> You get back up.
You rise up and see the woman from before standing there. She holds your sword out to you.
"Thank you." She says. "Now I have to go."
You stand up and nod.

> You grab the sword.
The sword seems to be of demonic origins, filling your head with hazy dreams. You see images of Hell and satan appearing. You don't feel anything while holding it but then again you were expecting to feel something.

> You fight the demons.
As soon as you stand up, you feel a great urge to fight the demons. You nod at the woman and begin fighting. You manage to land a few good blows on some of the demons before you feel a great force slam you back into the ground. You try to get up but the woman is quickly overwhelmed by the demons and hacked to death.

> You say "NOOOOOOOO!"
You begin crying for the woman. You start beating your head against the ground in frustration and anger. The demons notice this and laugh.
"See? Weak and pathetic. Why the Master let you live is beyond me." One of them says.
"Shut up!" You shout.
"Why? So you can cry about your broken ideals?"
You continue to cry and beat your head against the floor until they eventually stop you.
"Enough!" The leader says.
"I think you've proven your point."
"You know, you could've fought a little better. I thought you'd be better than this."
"Better than what? Fighting like a girl? This is how we fight."
"This is how you fight? This is how you're going to be remembered? You don't know how to fight a woman? You won't live to see twenty! I'll see to that."
"I'll show you twenty!

> You show them twenty.
You pull out your pistol and start firing. The leader manages to dodge a few of the shots but others are not so lucky. You run out of ammo and toss the pistol aside. The leader grins at you.

> You whip out back up gun.
You pull out your pistol and start firing. You fire a few shots at the leader but he easily evades the majority of them.

> You whip out backup backup gun.
You pull out your backup pistol and as you're fumbling to get the clip out the leader grabs your arm and punches you in the face, knocking you to the floor.
"Now then, where were we?"

What the fuck is happening lol

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Telling me not to consume it just makes me want to consume it more

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haha engine go vroom

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Yo man who's alt is this man?

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Axiom posted...

Probably the worst popular series.

Fairy Tail exists


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Stagmar posted...

Id try it if it was free.

It's free on PSN if you have PSPlus

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CasualGuy posted...

Wonky platforming is never something I've seen praised before

wonky platforming is the appeal.

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Artillatron8 posted...

Exactly. All you guys saying that I should lower my standards down to a garbage can. But none of y'all would do the same.

No one is saying they'd date her, but calling her a thing and a literal garbage can is kinda low, especially for someone you don't know.

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trappedunderice posted...

Maybe if you're a child.

Imagine thinking this lol

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FF_Redux posted...

Can I make people disapear if I try to eat them?

Can I make Earth disapear if I try to eat it?

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Patty_Fleur posted...

Where are yall at where wearing masks and social distancing aren't happening? People are doing it where I'm at. Tampa Fl.

Before I saw this I was 99% sure you were a troll. Time to add that exact 1%.

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Patty_Fleur posted...

People are wearing mask and social distancing now

lol

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OwlRammer posted...

https://youtu.be/HaMlNjzgj2E

And then we have people bitching that they'll die by wearing one lol

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I've seen this but as a voice over

https://youtu.be/MhKJffG4DTc

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but muh freedom

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It's not like I can if I wanted to. The egg cartons near me are sealed by plastic wrap lol

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Goku dies

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g0ldie posted...

then you have someone like Frieza who's already super strong, and after getting left in the dust by the others, decides to train for like a month, and now he's a beast again.

And then you have a dude like Android 17 who went from getting the good ol succ by Cell to being on the same level as Blue Goku cuz he fought a couple poachers lol

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ayane225 posted...

unempoyment and vad credit does that to you

Well don't do anything drastic. Wait it out and see if things get better, if you feel like things are at their lowest now that means things can only get better.

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@ayane225 Are you okay? This and the last topic you made seriously have me worried.

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How to get banned from GameFaqs in one post.

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Going past the limits!

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REMercsChamp posted...

New Zealand: Freaking out over 1 case in over 100 days, emergency alarms activated

America: 70,000 cases a day "Yeah well I mean, you know..."

This

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cavalierking posted...

... so your argument is that since there are worse examples of racism, corruption, not adhering to disease protocol, etc. out there in the world, that it's okay in america... ?

?

Like, zoinks Scoob.

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El Mexicano Texano posted...

You guys need to understand sarcasm/satire I got marked for trolling for that post, smh

You need to get better at sarcasm lol

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No, my father worked hard to make sure the rest of his family live a somewhat decent life in American. Saying I'm embarrassed to be an American is like saying I'm embarrassed of my father.

But Americans are dumb af lol

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3

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I'm not driving all the way to Chicago to get tear gased.

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cjs28 posted...

Im not weeb enough to know what a seifuku is >_>

What's a seifuku?

I had to Google it too lol. It's essentially a Japanese school girl uniform

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Uh oh, that's not good.

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PokemonExpert44 posted...

All the good people here

Quit fantasizing about things that aren't real.

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markconigliaro posted...

Would you rather play through Sonic 06 rather than watch other people suffer through it?

I'd rather pay to watch someone else play it than to play it myself for free. God that game is awful lol

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EffectAndCause posted...

If I could be an NFL player I would not watch NFL, I agree.

Does LeBron have stunted development for watching Kobe's final game?

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Ngl, when I first saw the new team designs and heard leaks like "Leo is the team rebel" and "Raph is the team leader now" I was completely turned off. This scene alone is compelling me to watch the show now.

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Depends on where I am tbh

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Tell them that you're a professional poster in CE at gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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Ask the 6 foot 3 toned man in a black bandana if he has seen anyone that matches the description that eeriely matches his own.

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heh those sheep may have their health but at least I have muh freedom

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I see you've discovered MeatyCanyon

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