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Dude, I don't even trust people not to walk into me at a grocery store when they're looking directly at me. So no, I don't trust that people will automatically stop if I'm in a crossswalk. -_-

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Wonder what she'd say if her daughter got it and either died or had permanent health problems.

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Soup_or_Science posted...

Welp, as far as the Astral Plane goes, I'd assume just about anything you can imagine exists.

Just recently I was jumped by rapper Waka Flaka flame and two goons on bicycles in a dream -.-

Not that he is a fictional character (arguable), but is not outside the realm of the image he portrays, so...

Stuff like interacting with fictional characters or worlds has always been an interest of mine when it comes to the Astral realm

Take it further: what if all fiction is real? By that I mean, what if all authors do is somehow tap into an alternate reality and describe the events that happen there? They think they're being creative, but it's just interacting with the multiverse.

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Top 3 (alphabetical)

"Carol of the Bells"

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

"O Holy Night"

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Of these, CCR for me. I would have said Other - "I Love A Rainy Night", but I thought about it for a moment and decided CCR took it.

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ungubby posted...

She was way too young to play a "mom" in stranger things. She's not a bad actor but jesus christ, she was acting way older than she looks and it was a bit silly to watch.

She was in her mid-40s, playing a character ostensibly in her late-30s, with 17 & 11 year old kids. What's wrong with that?

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harley2280 posted...

Sounds about right. The town it was filmed in has a ton of meth heads in it.

Pretty sure it wasn't meth back then, though. ^_^

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So_Hajile posted...

They stayed there at night because people broke into the cabin where they left the power tools and film equipment. One morning, they discovered the power tools were gone yet the more expensive film equipment was left. At least one person had to stay each night to make sure it didn't happen again.

This. They rented a house a few miles away where they all stayed initially until the theft, then one person always had to camp out at the cabin until the next morning.

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I suppose technically it's partly stolen since I got "Discord" from a Spider-Man 2099 villain. "The Lunatic" was given to me by my friends (we all had modifiers after our names), and I just mixed up the upper case-lower case to make it look distinctive.

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Both Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones were playing the Joker in that movie

I've always said, if Tommy Lee Jones had played Two-Face to the fullest of his abilities, we might be saying "Aaron Eckhart was pretty good, but Tommy Lee Jones was AMAZING."

Jones problem was that for whatever reason, his Two-Face was trying to keep up with Carrey, which is impossible and should never be tried. Carrey's typical acting style is to be bombastic and over-the-top; you would have needed a cold, calculating Two-Face to offset that.

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Calling this movie a "Classic" is a stretch.

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DoubleOSnake posted...

you really think it's fun?

I do. Seeing people lose their minds over shit I wouldn't give ten dollars for was always highly amusing.


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IronBornCorps posted...

Turns out the placenta attached to the cervix as opposed to the walls of the uterus. Since the cervix becomes softer over the course of a pregnancy, as well as contracts and expands much more than uterine walls, it's a very unstable place for the placenta to be.

Oof, placenta previa. That's never a good thing.

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Technically yes, but I work at Walmart and had to work last night, so it was only by default.

Didn't see a thing I couldn't live without. Not even some of the cheap blu-rays.

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Well, I'll be darned. O_o

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Super Mario Arse

Arse Raider

Rise of the Arse Raider

Shadow of the Arse Raider

Knights of the Arse Republic

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Medussa posted...

i believe this is why they invented the phrase "mysterious ways". "i don't need to reflect on what i'm praying for or even who i'm praying to. i just have to dismiss the cognitive dissonance somehow"

George Carlin had a great bit about this tendency. Starts at 5:34 below, but here's the most relevant part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo&t=391s

"And I say fine, pray for anything you want, pray for anything. But: what about the divine plan? Remember that? The divine plan. Long time ago, God made a divine plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the divine plan has been doing just fine.

Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in God's divine plan. What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan! What's the use of being God if every rundown schmuck with a two-dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have. Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will. Thy will be done." Fine. But if it's God's will and He's gonna do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me. Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His will? It's all very confusing."

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xjayguyx posted...

See the thing is with the left they will ALWAYS follow the herd. People on the right will admit when they are beaten. Joe could have stood there and just said "Look" .. "Come on man!" the whole debate and the left would still think he was the winner.

Imagine saying this unironically when Trump spends most of his time at debates just repeating catchphrases. Not to mention his oft-used tactic of claiming there some kind of plan to solve some issue, without ever giving more details than that the plan supposedly exists.

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Final Fantasy2389 posted...

They also do lose elasticity quickly. I started using a new one 3 days ago and can already tell it's starting to stretch.

Yeah, I get maybe a week or so out of one.

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Linda Sejic's Punderworld is really good.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

What does this even mean

With a comma, it would read "Good luck changing a racist state, liberal."

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313800 posted...

Strange how if it was an online order that you paid for when ordering they couldnt just refund you easily that way.

Sometimes the stores don't have access to the online department like that. They get the order and the payment, but can't actually do anything about refunding money because it's a separate system.

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Zangulus posted...

Thats pretty common everywhere. So when they do things like this theyre hurting the conservative voters more...

I have no problem with that. Go ahead, boys, shoot yourselves in the foot.

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SeahorseCpt89 posted...

My only worry is Trump and his followers are going to cry about how the moderator of the next debate kept censoring him, even if the only time he gets silenced is when he breaks the rules and continues to interrupt Biden. Its a good rule, it should be implemented, but he will still be a bitch about it.

Well, he's a bitch in general, so that's not surprising.

My mom was complaining that Biden kept interrupting Trump and was rude to him, all I could do was shake my head.

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I believe it was Clara Barton who wrote about unattended wounded soldiers in the Civil War being killed by lice infestations (because they were too weak to try and remove them) so yeah, I knew it could happen.

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Zeus posted...

Pretty excited. Normally the first general election debate is good, but Trump debates are always great.

Considering he's been in over 20 debates now and that hasn't happened, you're probably going to have to wait a very, very long time. But hey, if they repeal presidential term limits, maybe the 5th or 6th re-election might have that. =p

If one of them is likely to completely lose it during a debate, it might be Biden at this point considering he started yelling and challenged a guy to a push-up contest after being asked about Hunter Biden allegations during a town hall.

Biden vs Trump in the Octagon for the presidency.

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She needs to gain like 20 pounds.


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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

I thought this was going to be someone covering "The Scatman" in Gollum's voice, and now I'm disappointed. :(

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Haha that's the appropriate Jake face for the situation

I try. ^_^

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Jen0125 posted...

Fresh hair

https://i.imgur.com/wR9NcQf.jpg

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

3 years ago. Was pulling out of a residential street onto a 4-lane (4 both ways), with virtually no traffic going either way on it. The Jeep ahead of me began to go, so I did too, but then I checked left one more time and the woman driving the Jeep chose that moment to stop for some reason (there was one car coming, but it was in the farthest lane from the one we were turning into.) Needless to say I ran into her. Buckled my hood, wrecked my bumper, broke a headlight. Her rear bumper had a scuff mark. :/

$3K to get it fixed.



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wolfy42 posted...

I'm inviting a few multi-dimensional tentacles creatures over for an orgy in between playing Witcher 3 and creating anti-smoke rings.

Make sure you've got condoms and lube. Last thing 2020 needs is an outbreak of STDs from another dimension.

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

Go to my buddy's house, sleep most of the day, wake up this evening and finish watching Picard with him and my other buddy, stay up late watching Toonami, sleep, laze around Sunday morning, go to my LCS, go home, watch the UFC replay, eat, sleep some more, get up like 1 a.m. Monday to game, go to the gym about 7.

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

Metalsonic66 posted...

Depends on the continuity.

DCAU WW can fly but she still uses a jet on occasion. Movie WW can't fly as far as I know but she did hover for like 3 seconds

Yeah, and in the WW84 trailer, she's shown lassoing lightning bolts to cover distance

I won't be surprised if she learns how to fly by the end of the movie.

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

BlackScythe0 posted...

It's like he is on a mission to outdo himself every day leading up to election.

In the lead up to the 2016 election, I saw someone post this on Twitter:

Satan: "So tomorrow, you have to...kick a dog."
Trump: "Fine. I'm a tremendous dog kicker."
Satan: "I'm really running out of ideas here."

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

wolfy42 posted...

IF SUPERMAN ACTED THE SAME WAY BUT NOT IN THE COMIC UNIVERSE.

Tony: "Dude your right, damn, he did come"
Superman "Stop right there criminals, you can not rob a bank in my town!!!"
Jim. "Hell yeah, I called it, that 6k is coming outta your cut now Tony."
Jim. "Yo, Superman, sup bro, I'm a total fan, but ya know, times are hard, we need money for drugs and stuff."
Tony "and girls!! Drugs and girls!!"
Jim *sighs* "I said and stuff Tony, seriously you don't need to mention the girls every freaking time"
Superman "Um, you guys are not going to get drugs, or ..........girls, you are going to jail."
Jim "Well, I don't think we are, you see, we heard you can't see through led, like this bank vault over here"
Superman: ............"Um, yeah, what does that matter?"
Jim "Well you see we bought this led box, was pretty freaking cheap actually got it at a discount store for 25$!!"
Jim "That was the cheap part" Jim opens the box which has a nice chunk of green krytonite inside.
Jim "this baby cost us freaking 6 grand!! I had to convince Tony over here it was worth it. Figured if you didn't show
we would get enough from the robbery to cover it, and if you did, it comes out of Tony's share lol".
Superman collapses and gurgles a bit from the radiation.

Jim "I'm like really sorry dude, but we can't chance you coming at us after we leave, if someone removes this so...."
Jim shoots superman 3 times in the head, kicks him over and shoots him 2 more times in the chest, then shoves the rock down his throat.

Tony "Dude, I didn't know you were gonna kill him, what about the next time the world needs savin?"
Jim "I don't care about that, think about all the drugs (and girls) we can buy with this money!! We are rich!!"
Tony "Oh yeah, sweeeeeet" kicks superman himself a few times.
Jim "Lets blow this join and get some blow!!

Tony "oh yeaaaah!!"

And thus ends the adventures of superman because he has a big freaking mouth.

WTF did I just read. O_o

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Monopoman posted...

It's pretty commonly known that a reasonable number of cops were people that were either abused heavily by family or bullied at school heavily. Pretty easy way to get even with the world where you have more power in most interactions.

I remember once seeing someone say "All those guys who would reset the Super Nintendo when you were whipping their ass at Street Fighter 2 are cops now."

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"Context is everything, and you're not as clever as you think you are just because you're technically correct." -- ParanoidObsessive

ParanoidObsessive posted...

The Chinese just don't like Finn in general. They're super anti-black there.

Yeah, I remember when Black Panther was released there, and some Chinese people were claiming the story was hard to follow because they couldn't tell the actors apart.

And I'm like, that's one of the stereotypically racist things to say in America (they all look alike, or words to that effect), but I'd never really thought people bought into that. :/

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

She really wasn't, because so much of her character was tied into all of the other things wrong with the movie.

If you cut out all the bad moments and poor writing, she has almost no personality and no justification to exist.

In theory, she could have been salvaged if they'd actually fleshed out her personality, gave her something useful to do, introduced her in an effective way, and didn't tie her to a terrible and utterly pointless sideplot. But in that scenario she'd also be an almost entirely different character.

If anything, I have a sneaking suspicion the ONLY reason she was introduced into the story at all was solely to HAVE the shoehorned romance with Finn just so they could defuse any assumption that Finn might be gay. Because we certainly can't have that!

Either that or they didn't want to hook him up with Rey. Interracial relationships still don't play very well to a significant portion of the population.

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