Lurker > MrKapowski

Choco posted...

ok so you were a psycho

Nah, it a lack of perspective

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Irony posted...

Yeah, the vagina never fully recovers

C section

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Like me, for example.

Watched a movie called Homefront yesterday. Fairly entertaining, but holy shit when it came time for the bad guys to threaten the kid I was so stressed. Even knowing it's a movie and Jason Statham will save the day, I could barely watch.

A few weeks ago I watched a movie called Lucky Day iirc, anyways at the end the little girl gets locked in a safe. That shit made me physically ill, I still don't know how that movie ended.

A decade ago, I'd have laughed this shit off. Seeing stuff in movies, tv, the news. Parents being protective, "I'd do anything for my child" type stuff...

...nowadays, I understand. I would do anything. Anything to make sure my kiddo grows up, happy and healthy, well adjusted, etc etc etc

Looking back, there was a time I didn't want kids. But now, even knowing how hard it's been, I wouldn't change anything if I could.



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https://youtu.be/u0yT5XWjldo

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Heavy_D_Forever posted...

What's the deal with Cpt? I see all the weird shit he posts about his wife and sister that he made up, but maybe he has a perfectly normal life and just likes to make weird topics lol

Dedicating years to shitty, creepy gimmicks says alot about a person.

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https://youtu.be/b6UazdAlqhs

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Drpooplol posted...

dude, Radiant is not a new user.

He sure is posting like one

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RadiantJoyrock posted...

If you don't recognize my username, that's entirely on you.

If I see a new user shitposting, that's entirely on them

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RadiantJoyrock posted...

Bruh I'm one of the oldest users on this board. I left and came back, still been around longer than you lol

riiiiiggghhttt

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Ok new user

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Heath is a poor man's Skor

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The cult strikes again

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The-19th-Sparta posted...

Vegy has a pickup truck that he uses to pickup hot women, ofc he's gotten laid.

Knocking them out and throwing them in the back doesn't count

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https://youtu.be/-gSO5VUyKAY

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https://youtu.be/BG5sFUROGX0

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SquirtleSkwad posted...

I did this with New Vegas with that insane amount of gold bars.

Totally against the point of the DLC, but fuck it.

Same lol

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DuneMan posted...

Modded game? There shouldn't be Khajiit prisoners. If anything the Thalmor are more likely to hire Khajiit, sending them after Malborn and the player.

Dunno, I didn't see it happen. She's playing on Xbox, mod free. And its entirely possible she meant something else, she was distracted when we were talking.

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Khajiit posted...

Khajiit is thankful towards your daughter.

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DrizztLink posted...

Why bring up the arrows?

I thought it really highlighted the issue at hand

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The Trent posted...

i like this TC guy

Aw shucks

Btw @DuneMan I asked her this morning where she got all the armor, and I quote "I took em off those imperial elf jerks. They had some poor cat guy as a prisoner and when i talked to him they attacked me so i killed them all".

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DuneMan posted...

Were they all true Elven armor, or were they the Light version worn by Thalmor patrols(defense rating and gold value of Leather).

don't know where she got them

The chestpieces have 29 armor

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The most Michael Bay if Michael Bay could Michael Bay

What a waste of 2 hours

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Tyranthraxus posted...

You can't just say war pigs and not say who.

Cake

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War Pigs

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Frizzurd posted...

Lucky kid, I wish my dad/stepdad liked videogames.

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Dorfmann_ posted...

My wife once frantically called me at work because my 6 year old was stuck in Skyrim. I could hear him wailing in the background. Apparently, the game autosaved on him after he attacked a guard or something. He thought his save was eternally stuck in an infinite-death gameplay loop. Poor kids life was just over in that moment.

Lmao

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LincolnDuncan posted...

Seriously. This. And you don't even have to worry about their weight limits either, you just talk to them tell them to do something "pick up that ____" and they'll pick it up no matter the weight.

Yeah, I've already been through that with her. She doesn't like followers

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DrizztLink posted...

Arrows don't have weight tho

And?

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SteveNasti posted...

I feel like if I ever stupidly have a kid, I'd hope he or she would be like that XD

Shut the fuck up

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Also my kiddo: "no I will not drop any of my loot. I NEED those 3 dragon bones, 3 dragon scales, 7 full sets of Elven armor, my steel cuffed boots, steel chest piece, steel shield, steel great sword AND longsword, 300 arrows even tho I don't have a bow..."

Me: ok, have fun snail walking back to civilization

Kiddo:

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

The lefties were right, and you were and are wrong. Change your opinions accordingly.

No, cults are bad no matter who is being worshipped.

Unknown5uspect posted...

Bro we all know you're only calling it a cult because you wanna project bullshit onto others. It's all your ilk ever do. Stop it. You fool no one.

Generalizing and assuming, lol. Be better than that.

Unknown760 posted...

You tell me Mr. Pro Life.

Nice deflection

Ving_Rhames posted...

Fear mongering? Have you been paying attention to literally anything or are you not just pretending to be stupid?

Yes I have been paying attention, hence my concern about this new cult that apparently is just fine because it's a lefty cult.

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Solar_Crimson posted...

Like it or not, it's a serious issue right now being empowered by the right-wing.

You can't say this after what happened on the 6th.

I just listened to 4 years of lefties fear mongering about cults, and now suddenly cults are ok because it's a lefty cult? Lmao get the fuck out of here.

Unknown760 posted...

400,000+ Americans died under Trump and Republicans.

How is that relevant to AOCs cult? Furthermore, how many do you think would have died if Hillary was president?

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Yikes the cult of AOC is getting out of hand

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Theres nothing funny about this

It's been bugging me for years

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ScofieldReturns posted...

Point out where I am referring to her sexually as a 14 year old

when she was younger I always thought she'd grow up to be hot but then she grew up to be awkward looking

This is important because in your next post you specify that her awkward phase is 18, which means that your previous post was referring to her as younger than 18.

Big yikes, mods plz ban and contact the authorities


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I've heard snippets of a song I think might be JT, but I've never heard the full thing and nobody has told me what it is.

The only lyrics I can remember are something like "I cry every time time time"

Anybody know what the fuck that is

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DarthAragorn posted...

No, he was very much talking about before she was 18

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked, that a creep like TC is a creep.

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Eliza3 posted...

The only thing you said correctly about AOC is young. She's incredibly well-connected with younger voting bases and that's undeniable.

Your opinions about her can't be trusted because you're part of her cult

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Blue_Inigo posted...

Get these fucking old, out of touch weirdos outta here. Im tired of em

How is a young, out of touch weirdo any better?

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DuranOfForcena posted...

yes

True lol

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Isn't he the almost 30 dude that hangs out with teenagers

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Why is she getting angry at a member of her cult?

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Sometimes i wish I was a dog

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E32005 posted...

so sad seeing this delusion

Right? It's one thing to like her politics, her energy, whatever. Its another thing entirely to worship her like alot of people do.

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Machete posted...

You dont need a source

Sadly, I can see that's true. Just say whatever you want and get your echo chamber to back you up to ruin people. It's strange that y'all don't realize how fucked up this shit is.

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AOC cultists

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https://youtu.be/i93Z7zljQ7I

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