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The motorcycle highway chase from MI Rogue Nation

I saw it in a small local theater that I had to myself, and the lack of distractions really helped. The sensation of speed was crazy.

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Nice datamining

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I only recognize one of those

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LordFarquad1312 posted...

Stuff.

You asked for no spoilers.

Fair enough

Thanks for reminding me lol

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ThePhantomMedic posted...

dont need to

Yes, you do

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ThePhantomMedic posted...

includes people like you

Care to explain this generalization?

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Will she include her own cult?

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I think female Cardinals are prettier than either of those

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I dunno what yall are arguing about, but I saw an ad for a...device...that a person puts in their mouth, and it forces their mouth to stay open. It's like a giant pacifier with a giant hole in the middle. Fucking creepy.

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LordFarquad1312 posted...

The eye bandages are supposed to be symbolic.

Of what?


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Battle of the Angry Nerds: Round 2084748 FIGHT

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harley2280 posted...

Nah the best true Crime stuff is when it's just the person giving you facts.

Yeah but why

Why the fascination with how terrible people are

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Can someone explain this true crime fad? I don't get it.

My wife spends most of her free time listening to it on YouTube. Its literally just fucking vultures like duckbear interjecting their worthless opinions into depressing stories.

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It's a fair point

Ban one gotta ban em all

Or, by using lefty logic, by not banning genocidal dictators Twitter is condoning their actions

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I regret every second I spent watching that shit

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Not a fan of a private corporation censoring anyone, but on the other hand, he's already proved he can't behave so fair next

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Yeah I died at least 3 times in the prologue before I got the hang of evading. That shit is op, you can dodge through all attacks I think, and you can spam the ever loving shit out of it.


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I've been thinking about getting some for my family's vehicles. So what do you do with all the video? Does it automatically delete, or manually? I'm assuming just a USB to pc for backup?

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I just finished it. Would not have known until 9S getting demolished otherwise.

What's with the black eye coverings? They "sleep" without them and put them on when they're active

If the answer to that is a spoiler, don't answer lol

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sauceje posted...

I thought it was pretty neat, but the demo was quite short and there wasn't a lot to do that I could see. It was basically a series of rooms, with a handful of enemies and I think a small puzzle, and then a boss battle. Everything was neat enough and the game is quite pretty within its art style.

So just the basic gameplay? No rolls anything?

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On topic, I left the game on the title screen while i was eating, and spoilers apparently they're all androids or something, because of course

I guess that comment that she's not "real" is a real can of worms lol

Plz no spoilers, I'll post if I wanna talk about stuff

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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

lol, OP is having a mini-melty over an obviously, heavily anime influenced game while having a borderlands quote as his sig

its okay to like other stuffs but my dude...its downright lulzy to act like this game is something to cringe at when you have a series focused on lowbrow humor and pew pew shootin' as its focus

You're projecting my dude, no melty for me

But yes Borderlands is typically less cringe than anime shit, and if you're playing Borderlands for the jokes you're doing it wrong, so get blocked I guess

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indica posted...

Cop out :/

I just took some tylenol, and I'm about to lay down to try and sleep it off

After that I'm gonna give it another go

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MrKapowski posted...

If you're just gonna shitpost I'm gonna block you

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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

Whatever you say dudebro :^)

If you're just gonna shitpost I'm gonna block you

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Choco posted...

How Can She Be Beautiful If She Isn't Real

I feel like there's an interesting philosophical discussion to be had here, but I've got a migraine so I'm trying to avoid thinking too hard

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sauceje posted...

I've been interested and tried out the demo during that one event on Steam, but it is taking its sweet time lol

How was it?

The link mentions that Shouldice hired a few more people, so hopefully 2021 is the year lol. It's been a loooooong 3 years and I'm getting all antsy in my pantsy.

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BakonBitz posted...

1. Yes.
2. Because Yoko Taro likes beautiful women.
3. Because he's a doofy sidekick.
4. For variety's sake.
5. Because you secretly enjoy it.

...she's not real
Ok
Ok
Maybe lol, I still want to play it even tho it's making me cringe a bit

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

Just shut up and go play dudebro CoD if the game triggers you this much already lol

I know it's hard to understand, but being annoyed by weeb shit does not mean I'm a dudebro

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Why is this girls dress so short? Why does this sidekick doofus keep calling her ma'am? Why does the goddamn camera keep shifting from fixed to following? Why am I bothering with this weeb shit?


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...will let me reclaim my manhood


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Click the link and check it out

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It's sad that no one else cares about this game

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https://www.ign.com/articles/tunic-a-long-awaited-update-on-xboxs-adorable-zelda-like#click=https://t.co/LAv1FtXhCN

I need this game in my life, stat

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TroutPaste posted...

If you suck at Halo, like I always have... don't use the n00b spray gun. Get some headshots and melees.

Uuhhhhh

Those statements contradict each other. Did you mean nade + headshot?

Because the strategy with spray guns is to spray until melee range and then hope you did enough damage for a melee to 1 hit

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Eliza3 posted...

Would you like to deny it?

So no source then? Just baseless assumptions and accusations?

I'm shocked.

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The first Borderlands had some great decapitations and limb damage, and 3 has some too

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ThePusher posted...

you sound like a trump cultist

MrKapowski posted...

Gonna need a source on that, that isn't your ass

Pointing out and laughing at the hypocrisy of lefty cultists does not mean I support Trump

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Eliza3 posted...

You support Trump

Gonna need a source on that, that isn't your ass

Pointing out and laughing at the hypocrisy of lefty cultists does not mean I support Trump

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_MorningStar posted...

The irony is dripping from this post

Eliza3 posted...

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project

Lmao

What cult am I a part of

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Yikes at the cult itt

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Fairest of nexts

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Yeah but it has a stellar soundtrack

The Blastplains battle music like a top 3 Borderlands track imo

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https://youtu.be/ShDWDzTXYgk

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The cult is still going strong I see

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If you're trying to lift the cars you're doing it wrong

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Zen

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Usually I just laugh, but if they're obviously really angry I'll try to bait em to see how far they'll go.


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Nobody else is impressed?

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No thanks

My wife watches Greys Anatomy and it's the most obnoxious show ever.

Every character talks the same. The most outlandish shit happens every episode. Its fucking trash.

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https://youtu.be/CiR4Rc3kjBs

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