Lurker > Ryven

UnholyMudcrab posted...

That Little Caesars ad that begins with an earsplitting "CHEESER CHEESER, PEPPERONI CHEESER"

i havent had the pleasure yet

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

That stupid Wealthsimple ad with the grandma saying You should get out more! Get out!

......is making my ears bleed.

What about you?

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Has Been Gone 60 seconds

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

*writes Sucker on forehead*

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

BloodMoon7 posted...

They didn't poop or pee though. They farted.

Women don't fart either. Still fake news.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

That doesn't look like Bret Hart vs Mr Perfect at Summerslam.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

zado19 posted...

this is "abuse"?

Is this is a serious question? Jfc

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
A Good Day To Die Hard
Dumb And Dumber To

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Vinegar FTW.

Tabasco or Sriracha after that.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

The-Apostle posted...

Is it okay if it means keeping someone from dying?

Not against the rules so yeah.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

lemondrop7 posted...

Youre just asking to die on year 9 if you wait

I mean id probably be in a bunker for a year myself lol

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I've got a Goldfinger, if you know what i mean.

The Dark Knight Rises, if you know what i mean.

Id 310 her to Yuma, if you know what i mean.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I dont know how people can eat blue rare but to each their own.

I have a friend who only eats blue rare and anything past that cooked wise she thinks is disgusting.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Bass_X0 posted...

so time travel is okay?

Time travel is okay if its not related to bending the rules to get more wishes.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Silver Bearings posted...

Can I use one in 10 years to go back in time 10 years?

I guess so? But you can't bring the other 9 wishes with you. (Adding that to the rules above )

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

1. No wishing for more wishes
2. No bringing someone back from the dead
3. No killing somebody
4. No making someone fall in love with you

5. ADDED RULE: No timejumping to bend the rules, ie no using your one wish to jump ahead ten years, then using one of your ten to jump back 9 years with your other nine wishes
Heard about this hypothetical yesterday. Curious which one everybody would take.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Cinderforge posted...

Hmm yes I see the problem. Just need to learn to drive, get a degree and meet someone special.

Ok so getting a degree can be tricky, not so much the other two.

Driving is the only one of those that isnt tricky.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Yes, we are headed in a bad direction.

It happens whenever somebody buys a Maple Leafs jersey

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Celcius or Farenheit?

.....oh wait, theres only a three degree difference between them at -45

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

^ To add to that, Bruce Timm said BTAS wouldnt exist if it wasnt for Tim Burton's Batman in 1989. A lot of things in the series were inspired by the dark tone as well as other elements.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

'Sister's friend'

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

BeyondWalls posted...

I dont know about the worst, but Eerie and SharpieGate were the funniest.

Id agree, but then i thought of how Trump said he had a great sit down with the president of Puerto Rico (which is him) and now thats my answer.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Meh

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

https://youtu.be/8-wIg90lagk

I love the hell out of this track. So powerful.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Rika_Furude posted...

Hades

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

WilliamPorygon posted...

I reply, "Well you would know, dog-fucker"

Expected "Well you would know, bitch" but that works

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

What did you do for work?

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Im 37 and i still havent decided lol

Ive had the same job for 12 years now......but to me a job and a career are two completely different things.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

powerman1426 posted...

I'm da pahty poopah

First one that came to mind.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Yessir, for about 8 years now.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Phoenixeater posted...

What is the episode about?

IIRC Batman gets knocked out with gas, kids rescue him and hide him in the basement and then it turns into Home Alone when the villains show up.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I confess i did buy a few christmas gifts over the years from businesses that went on Shark Tank.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Giant_Aspirin posted...

whenn i go pee in public i push it out so i can finish asap and get outta there. but i also usually aim away from the water, if applicable, because i dont want people to hear it so

Oh thank god, i thought i was the only one who did this >_>

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

GranolaPanic posted...

No, but I miss the $100 you owe us.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Blue_Target posted...

I was hoping for a scene similar to how the Winslows were preventing Steve Urkel from entering the house.

Only its AOC in tall pants and suspenders.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Well for fucks sakes. Thanks for ruining it. Hope you're happy.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

I still like this one better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZxyWlu25c

lol

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Had a 2012 Fusion once. Good car.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Ive watched this like ten times now. Laughed hard every time.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Unless she's tossing a salad between her ass cheeks, SHE AINT PREPARIN SHIT

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Bump

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

He also goes by just 'Slade' in TT since they thought 'Deathstroke' was a little much for the cartoon.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1349829956579127298?s=09



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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I can imagine Vince going ehhuahuahua this is gonna be great and everyone in the writing room biting down on their tongues.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Night Of The Ninja is really good too.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Kids go through metal detectors at school and these dipshits complain about their rights lmao

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

And Austin still gave his fat ass the stunner.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

https://youtu.be/xFU2HL-PQNo

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'