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They didn't last year. I'm assuming that this year won't be any different.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Do you masturbate frequently? This can cause issues with finishing during intercourse. You can train your body to finish with a speed, friction and grip that can not be achieved with intercourse.

There are positions that can help. But I fear going into those details would result in a deleted post.

As far as condoms go, try the Lifestyles Skyn Elite. Those are the only condoms that I've been able to finish while wearing. They're not latex. They transfer heat and sensation much better than latex condoms.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Yeah, I've been saying for months it won't happen. Both sides have their own plan so they can say "See? We're trying to help. But the other side keeps denying you the help we're trying to give you." And they can both keep playing that game because they each know the other group won't concede and accept the other plan.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I used to rely on auto correct. But after a system update it kept changing vulgar and swear words, despite me having added them to my dictionary multiple times. It was making some other stupid changes too.

I turned off auto correct and fix them myself now. I use the touch screen to go to the error and fix it.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

SmokeMassTree posted...

I love that yall still talk about me btw.

living rent free in your heads and I havent been here in who even knows how long

You're acting like they talk about you regularly. But it's just a case of some dipshit in a video reminding them of you. They haven't been actively talking about you until this topic. They saw something stupid and it made them remember you. If that makes you feel special then more power to you.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

The wording of the currency one is a little unclear.

"A device that allows you to obtain any currency inside of any video game free."

The way that it's phrased makes it seem like it's essentially just a cheat code for currency inside the game. So is it unlimited currency in the game? Or does it allow me to get currency from a game, here in the real world?

If it's the latter, that could be awesome. Some games use currency with properties that could have some very interesting effects and applications here.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

No. We bought candy last year but nobody came by. Not gonna bother this year.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I've hand an entire hand in there before.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

5, 2, 4, 1, 3.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Jen0125 posted...

Doesn't feel like it >_>

It never does. Not at first. Especially when you still see that person on a daily basis.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Almost always my nose. Unless I've been exerting myself. Then I will breathe through my mouth.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I wouldn't be surprised if this came about because he expressed some jealousy or insecurity over your friendship with her. This may simply be her way of trying to put him at ease over it. She may figure if you're his friend too then he'll get over it.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Didn't we have some goober here not too long ago, who's entire schtick was how much they lived this chick?


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Absolutely. It's a little late in life for me. But up until about a hear ago I didn't expect it to happen. It also wasn't something that I was really looking for. But now I have found the one person that I truly want to soend the rest of my life with.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Pinhead. I think I'm ok. Unless that Rubik's cube I was playing with earlier counts. But I didn't come close to solving it so he's probably not here for me.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

VideoboysaysCube posted...

Tailgating is the worst. At least with the others, you can just drive defensively and keep away from them. But if someone is riding your ass, you can't do anything. You feel like you've lost the ability to use your brakes. All those other things can at least be attributed to laziness or stupidity, but tailgating is an act of pure malice. The person who does it gains absolutely nothing while putting everyone else at risk.

Tailgaters are easy to deal with. Simply slow down. I don't mean brake check them and potentially cause an accident. Just gently ease off the throttle and let your vehicle slow by a few mph. If they don't take the hint, continue to slowly and safely reduce your speed. They will back off or go around.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

No level of violence has ever been "too much" for me in a video game.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Not anymore. My car got wrecked and I'm stuck driving a shitty four cylinder that doesn't move unless I floor it. :(


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

*high five*

I just wrecked mine Friday morning!!


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

My car and phone uave bluetooth. Why would I need to do either of those things?


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Anything I'm willing to confess has already been talked about. The rest is stuff that I have enough sense to keep to myself.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

It'll be two years on December 4 since we started seeing each other. We've been living together just over a year. We have sex 2 to 4 times a week. I'm good with the frequency. A little more would be nice, if she'd start it sometimes though. Before we moved in together we only got to see each other two days a week. We'd have sex two or three times each of those days.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

It's kind of shocking how many people in this topic are scared of driving. But considering that this is PotD, perhaps it shouldn't be. Regardless, if driving frightens you you probably shouldn't be behind the wheel. Frightened, anxious people are more likely to make mistakes than those who are comfortable in that role. So kudos to those who know their limits and let their girlfriends drive them everywhere.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

ParanoidObsessive posted...

A friend of mine basically had to do this years ago. He was actually starting to suffer kidney damage from it until he got it fixed.

Ah. Well, mine are just for fun.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Preposterous.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I ket them know I couldn't view it and just move on. I don't expect the to resend it but I'm notngoing to bother looking for another version. I just want them to know I didn't see it so there's no point inntrying to discuss whatever it was.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Sounding rods. You can get a nice set of stainless steel Pratt dilators from Amazon.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I'd say she was decent looking.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Once they are no longer required I will stop wearing one.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Depends on the drive. I enjoy the winding roads through the canyon and I enjoy wide open roads where I can drive fast. Other than that, it's just something that I have to do.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I was just listening to their Painkiller album while doing errands today.

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Seems ridiculous to me.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

wolfy42 posted...

In general what's it about? Is it sci fi, distopian etc?

Check out the trailer.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXIH8oSWEU

Ibwatched the whole thing. I want more.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

My brother's fake wedding, about 14 years ago.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I knew from a pretty young age that I didn't want that responsibility. I love spending time with my nieces but I also love being able to send them home when I'm tired of being responsible for them. I'm too selfish with my time to give as mush as would be needed to a child of my own. I don't want ro stop my movie or game to help you with homework. I don't want to cancel my night out because you got sick or the babysitter canceled. I don't want to deal with you misbehaving.

I am a great Uncle. But would not make for a good father.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Steal the sould from a child. It won't last long, but you can always kways steal another when that one burns out.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

LeetCheet posted...

I weld together shit with other shit.

Gross...


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I started It earlier today. Currently on episode 6. I mostly checked it out because of Rainn Wilson.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Private security. Currently a shift supervisor at the Amazon fulfillment center that just opened here in Bakersfield.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Let me know when you make children cordon bleu.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Thanks for the reminder. I had completely forgotten about that.

I was really enjoying his series Training Day before that happened.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I enjoyed his show early on. Haven't listened in well over a decade though.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

Did he keep trying after that? Or did he move on to someone else?


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuimGSDGtPU

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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

I give it about 20 seconds before driving away if there wasn't any response at the speaker.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

It wpuld be cool if it weren't for the clue that doesn't even help. As is it's just "Hey, I hid something somewhere in your house. You'll probably eventually find it." A proper treasure hunt would have likely been more fun for them. A real clue leading to a series of other real clues with the treasure at the end.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

OhhhJa posted...

Don't apartments pretty much always have tons of signs telling you exactly where to go. It's not hard really

Upscale apartments generally do. It's pretty hit or miss with ghetto apartments.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

papercup posted...

Probably never. A month ago it looked like a sure thing. Now it looks like it's not going to happen.

Yeah. It feels like neither side really wants to do it, they just want to look like they do. So they'll keep bickering back and forth and blaming the other side for it not happening until they can all throw their arms up and say "Well, we don't need it now and it's their fault you didn't get it when you did need it."


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."

It was pretty awful here in Bakersfield. It looked like it was foggy all day with as much smoke as we had blowing in over here. That thick smoky haze helped keep us out of triple digit temperatures though.


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"Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell."