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TopicThe media is unfair to President Trump.
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 12:16:04 PM
#4
Why does the media even care what the president is saying!?

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TopicKaren goes off in a boba cafe
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 12:07:18 PM
#44
Touch posted...
The amazing thing about this is she's the one recording it and uploading it, probably thinking she's gonna get internet validation and...nope lol.
She will from her echo chamber

As someone else said the only downside for her is if she goes viral and gets fired.

But all the people she wants to see this will support her.

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TopicDo you understand the whole plot of Metal Gear?
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 11:18:09 AM
#56
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Is it really that easy to convert enemy soldiers to join you?

I mean, I guess being persuaded to join Big Bosses' army wouldn't be too hard since apparently BB is a legend and people idolize the fuck out of him?
The implication is Ocelot drugs and tortures the fuck out of them

Also they recruit children

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TopicHoo boy this comedy video has not aged well
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 11:16:54 AM
#21
Choco posted...
is a cashier checking your money to see if it's real a common occurrence in america
Yeah

There are tons of fakes around

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TopicMy girlfriend treats our relationship like a math test
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:17:35 AM
#3
She always gets a D?

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TopicHoo boy this comedy video has not aged well
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:13:02 AM
#11
IndustrialTrudg posted...
....I still dont get it....
George Floyd was brutally murdered in the street by cops for allegedly giving a cashier a fake $20

Which caused mass protests and riots across the US (and other countries) that are still going on to this day.

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TopicHoo boy this comedy video has not aged well
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:10:41 AM
#4
IndustrialTrudg posted...
I dont get it...
The video is from 2017

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TopicRemember this song from Metal Gear Solid 3?
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:09:50 AM
#6
Some days you feed on a TREE FROG!

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TopicDo you understand the whole plot of Metal Gear?
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:09:09 AM
#26
Squall28 posted...
It was nanomachines all along.
Yeah that sums up the plot

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TopicHoo boy this comedy video has not aged well
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 9:07:47 AM
#1
TopicTrump Campaign Advisor Jason Miller Facing Criminal Contempt of Court Charges
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 6:49:03 AM
#4
008Zulu posted...
the best people


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TopicHave we forgiven the Kaiser Chiefs for rhyming 'beaten' with 'policeman'?
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 5:32:25 AM
#3
Error1355 posted...
oh

It's not very pretty I tell thee

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Topicscenario: a cruel spider wizard shrunk you
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 5:27:32 AM
#1
he put the antidote in here
https://i.imgur.com/863RSR8.jpg
do you try and get it?

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Topicscenario: a cruel spider witch shrunk you
Guns_of_Verdun
09/01/20 5:27:24 AM
#12
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Warlock means oath breaker.

It is common knowledge that male spider witches *always* keep their promises.

TC got owned

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TopicHave we forgiven the Kaiser Chiefs for rhyming 'beaten' with 'policeman'?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 1:38:17 PM
#1
In the classic song "I predict a riot"?


Beeeeeeeeee-tan
and
Policeeeeeeeeeeeee-man

Dont rhyme, they don't even flow together .They're not even the same syllables.

No matter how many 'e's you put in there

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TopicBrad Pitt is dating a married woman in an open-relationship
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 4:56:06 AM
#6
_____Cait posted...
Who cares


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Topicscenario: a cruel spider witch shrunk you
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 4:18:32 AM
#4
Why a she?

TC is sexist

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TopicWtf? Apparently trump polls 40% with Latinos?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 4:01:30 AM
#74
It's a mistake to assume all people of a race think alike

Many "latinos" are incredibly hostile to illegal immigration

Especially the ones who spent years coming legally

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TopicIs there a Mexican Superman?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 3:52:32 AM
#12
Middle hope posted...
Isn't there a Mexican green lantern?
There's a million Green Lanterns tho

At this point who hasn't had a lantern ring? Wouldn't surprise me if Bullock got one

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TopicDo you ever feel like your brain has a mind of its own?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 3:45:23 AM
#3
Yes

Sometimes I have discussions with my brain like Homer and it creeps me out later

My brain is smarter than me

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TopicIs there a Mexican Superman?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/31/20 3:38:55 AM
#1
Or any Mexican superheroes for that matter

We got Russian Superman, Black Superman, kid superman , girl superman, dog superman

But I think a Mexican Superman dealing with crime, the cartel and corrupt government could be interesting

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TopicYour friend turns up at your door with a big bag full of stuff that you 'lost'
Guns_of_Verdun
08/17/20 5:00:17 AM
#12
ReignFury posted...
Im tryna fuck


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TopicWhat happens if Harris becomes president and gets pregnant?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/15/20 12:44:10 PM
#21
pinky0926 posted...
Is this topic satire? lol
The world may never know

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TopicWhat happens if Harris becomes president and gets pregnant?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/13/20 2:59:29 AM
#3
berlyman101 posted...
she's 55 so probably not gonna happen
and 57 in 2022

That's a good point , she looks great for her age

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TopicWhat happens if Harris becomes president and gets pregnant?
Guns_of_Verdun
08/13/20 2:55:20 AM
#1
Say Biden wins the election but then dies in 2021.

Then Kamala gets swarm in but then pregnant in 2022.

Being president is one of the hardest, busiest, most stressful and most demanding jobs on the planet with a lot of travel and demands on your time at all hours

Can you do it while 7 months pregnant or with a newborn baby? or would you have to hand responsibilities over to the VP?

I just don't see Putin or China or Iran being respectful about it

Imagine the Corona crisis but Donald Trump was immensely hormonal and could hardly move...

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TopicDilemma: Your daughter needs you but it's the potential apex of your career.
Guns_of_Verdun
08/03/20 2:09:01 PM
#14
TopicKentucky town hires two social workers instead of more police
Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/20 4:42:27 PM
#19
averagejoel posted...
many people are, in fact, saying that. abolishing the police is the main goal of most of the protestors.

defunding should be understood as a logical first step towards this. nothing more. nothing less.
Skipperky slope is a fallacy

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TopicKentucky town hires two social workers instead of more police
Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/20 4:25:17 PM
#11
Mark_DeRosa posted...
If anything this further justifies police because social workers arent responding unless the scene is safe and secure lol. Just like the fire department and EMA workers already do

we already have a program of resources for domestic victims that respond and for calls where a relative has a deceased family member
No one is saying don't have any police

Just don't have more police and militarize them when they keep killing people and failing to do their job with 0 accountability.

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TopicNevada sheriff to library: Support Black Lives Matter? Don't bother calling 911
Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/20 8:38:59 AM
#3
lol that's literally an extortion racket

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:46:19 PM
#39
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Gulp from the Spyro remakes, apparently.

I didn't have any trouble, but I've heard of others not being as fortunate.
Really?

I played that and he seemed easy.

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:35:38 PM
#30
DeadBankerDream posted...


"Just use a tent on Gizzy"
You don't see the difference between an optional secret superboss hidden 2 screens from the end of the game with your OP team and a mandatory one near the start with Freya?

Chances are if you know about him you can beat him first time and if you don't, then you learn and beat him second. "Oh the only string to his bow was a shadow attack so I'll use Shadow Defense equipment"isn't unreasonable

"Oh he used water attacks so I'll try throwing tents at him at the start of the fight over and over until both status effects occur even though nothing in the game told me tents do thatg and nearly every boss is immune to status effects" is

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:30:25 PM
#25
DeadBankerDream posted...
Uh Ozma?

Hades

Necron

Ark

Necron is easy

Ark is easy unless you brought mages for some reason even though the game told you not too.

Hades is easy. He's one big punching bag that has 1 powerful attack which takes ages to charge and you can block/asborb.

He might catch you unprepared once but 2nd time you have no excuse and if you know where he is and how to fight him, odds are you know he will cast Doomsday.

Ozma I can sort of see because she is also a luck based battle since she can spam Meteor but the difference is by the time you reach Ozma you have incredible abilities, a powerful team, tons of equipment, OP attacks, tons of items etc. It's an optional fight you choose to battle when prepared late game.

Where as Gizamaluke you're still a baby fighting a mandatory one out of nowhere. You might not even have Quina or the 2nd tier magic spells on your first playthrough. FFIX is an easy game, every other boss is a pushover but Gizamaluke actually fights back

Sure if you're playing your 19th playthrough with full knowledge of the game and everyone's attacks/strats, Ozma might be harder. But 1st time blind playthrough? Gizamaluke was the only time I died in the entire game. Even on the 2nd he seemed bizarrely tough compared to everyone else. It's very out of place

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:23:41 PM
#22
Paper_Okami posted...


the next boss is worse and so is the ice boss, with jansen, the queen, and the kids
Disagree. Those are easy. You've got a million abilities and experience with the game by that point.

Grilgan is right at the start, can spam Down Burst and there's literally nothing you can do unless you spent ages grinding.

It's boarderline pure luck.

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:20:52 PM
#17
Reiss posted...
lmao
What boss is harder?

And don't say "Just use a tent" who is going to do that let alone first try unless they looked it up first?

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:13:06 PM
#11
RetsuZaiZen posted...
First time I faced Jinpachi from Tekken I laughed. It's ridiculous how overpowered he is.
Lol I remember his teleporting across the screen and firing 2 giant nearly impossible to dodge fireballs.

Shao Khan too.

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:11:29 PM
#6
sabin017 posted...
the final boss in Red Faction 2
I think final bosses can be as hard as they want. I mean they are the final boss

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TopicITT: Boss fights that are harder than they have any right to be
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 4:06:29 PM
#1
Grilgan in Lost Odyssey springs to mind.

First boss in the game and also the hardest.

Gizamaluke too. Okay he's not that hard but he's the hardest boss in FFIX and is just random filler boss like 18% of the way through the game

The Blaze sisters in Streets of Rage. They do massive damage and just block/dodge your attacks.

What where they thinking?

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TopicHow's Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 3:57:57 PM
#14
It's a great game with some major flaws like the Sewer section

In fact all the combat sucks

But the writing and custimization is fun.

Mods are fantastic too but sadly the official patch made most of them not work

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TopicNew Lincoln project ad
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 10:22:37 AM
#5
Caution999 posted...
Taking propaganda talking points from Communist China?

Damn.
They're not wrong.

The virus came from China sure but the reason it hit the US so hard is because the US had such a poor response to it. At this point it's no longer fair to blame China for the consequences of the Trump Administration.

If someone thows a frisbee through your window and your response to is destroy your bathroom and kitchen. That's not Frisbee guy's fault.

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TopicAlt-right Joe Rogan is spreading transphobic hate speech
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 10:11:04 AM
#5
boxington posted...
I only skimmed the article, but it seems like their claim is that Rogan can sometimes give a platform to people with hateful/dangerous ideologies (in this case, transphobia), and because he chooses which guests to host, he might share culpability
That's dumb

He's had Bernie Sanders and Ted Nugent on the show. He invites like everyone you can think of

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TopicRemember when video games were fun?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 10:08:22 AM
#18
save_me posted...
Yeah it sounds like you would enjoy gaming on the PC TC. You could browse/work/watch a video and then let the client update the game in the background.
That's the thing though, when I want to play a game I want to play the game. Not watch Netflix for 4 hours while it updates and installs.

And in many respects console games are better. My Genesis games? They still work on my Genesis. My PS1 games? They still work on my PS2. I don't need an internet connection or updates or to install them or buy extra ammo or lives or levels with real money.

Neverwinter Nights doesn't work anymore because of some bullshit Windows update. I spent hours trying to get it fixed/ReInstalling and nothing.

Empire Earth works but it took me over an hour to get it working after modern PCs decided it doesn't work anymore.

Vampire The Masqurade "works" but all of the mods don't because now it forces you to install a patched version which fucks up every single mod created before the patch, which is 99% of them.

Fallout New Vegas "works" but it crashes all the time.

And modern games made since those days all suffer from all the things I listed in the OP.

Games aren't fun anymore, they feel like a part time job. A game, an amusement should not require maintenance or hours of waiting around to get working.

Monopoly doesn't close the board by itself for 5 hours when you want to play it to update. Then when you play it you find out the cards are all blank now unless you pay an extra $6 and instead of properties you buy child corpses in front of their crying parents or something.

Don't you see what I'm saying? Times have changed and the notion of quantity has won out over quality and the notion of sucking you dry has won out over having fun.

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TopicWoman teaches you uninformed CEmen on how to properly fuck a woman(doggystyle)
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 8:42:34 AM
#12
Seems reasonable to me. I don't get why people are so opposed to sex talk/advice.

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TopicRemember when video games were fun?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/20 8:40:05 AM
#1
You put the game into your fun machine, then played it. Had fun, then got on with your life.

Now you boot up your PC/Console, wait for it to load, it loads, have to update it, then go to the gaming section, load the game, takes 2 minutes to load like it's a commadore game, then the game needs to install, game installs but then it needs to update.

Then you load the game but it's only 1 of the 5 different editions of the game so content is missing, then it asks if you want DLC and brings up the shop menu for buying in game items/currency.

Then the game starts. 2 hour cutscene/tutorials before you get to just go ham and push buttons. Then you get game over for not following the mission as the game intended.

7 hours of content are stretched over 40. Also needlessly depressing with swearing and death and blood and misery because this isn't fun it's "art" and art apparently can't be fun.

I think you could complete every 90s sonic game in the time it takes to turn on a PS4, update it, install/load Days Gone.

And have a much better time doing it.

Remember Crash Bandicoot? And Spyro? And Mario? And Goldeneye?

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TopicAnti maskers be like
Guns_of_Verdun
07/21/20 1:01:54 PM
#8
Why restrooms specifically?

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TopicUbisoft leadership: "Women don't sell"
Guns_of_Verdun
07/21/20 1:01:03 PM
#21
Blue_Inigo posted...
If a game has quality and is marketed right, it will sell. Especially if its got Assassin's Creed in the name. Horizon Zero Dawn was one of Sony's best selling PS4 games
Sure but the reality is that it's a risk.


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TopicWTF where the FF7 Devs thinking when programming of the Safer-Sephiroth fight?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/21/20 12:58:41 PM
#1
SaferSephiroth's base stats are listed in the table as the low value (except for HP which has a base of 80,000), but they change depending on many variables:
  • For every character at Level 99 (not counting Aeris), 30,000 maximum HP, 2 Attack, 20 Defense, 5 Magic Attack, and 16 Magic Defense are added to SaferSephiroth's stats.
  • If Knights of the Round was cast on JenovaSYNTHESIS, SaferSephiroth receives an extra 80,000 maximum HP.
  • For every time BizarroSephiroth's head was killed during the previous fight, SaferSephiroth's maximum HP is reduced by 100, up to a maximum reduction of 24,900 HP.


So if you're ridiculously OP he has very slightly more HP.
IF you have the most broken single attack in the game he has enough HP to tank it once.
And also can have an insignifcant amount of HP lowered due to the previous fight to a degree a player won't even notice unless on purpose.

All that effort for such pointless results. It's not like this coding makes the boss harder or easier considering the lengths you have to go to cause it.


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TopicUbisoft leadership: "Women don't sell"
Guns_of_Verdun
07/21/20 12:50:47 PM
#13
They're right

Even in Mass Effect less than 1 in 5 players play as femshep and that's a "progressive" company

How man Call of Duty players do you think respect women?

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TopicWhy do I find this video so funny?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/21/20 12:49:40 PM
#4
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Get some sleep that shit ain't funny

El Mexicano Texano posted...
Get some sleep that shit ain't funny
Guess I just have a sense of humor

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TopicWhy do I find this video so funny?
Guns_of_Verdun
07/20/20 11:14:10 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZgeIReY04c

Dunno if it's the bad acting, the typing, the "illegal site" or the screaming but I burst out laughing so hard my friend thought I was insane

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TopicI like how Trump is so terrible that freakin BIDEN may actually beat him
Guns_of_Verdun
07/20/20 11:12:55 AM
#3
hyperpowder posted...
Biden is such a bad candidate. I dont even know how he got elected in the first place.
The fact he completely dominated every single other candidate the Dems had comfortably by an utterslide is probably why.


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