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Topici never see electricbugs2 post
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:40:15 PM
#7
He is p cool.
TopicDenmark is showing off its superiority to the US
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:36:39 PM
#11
Sometimes i wish Bernie had got the nom just so i could see the fireworks. I want the excitement.
TopicAs a Republican, I feel I don't even recognize my party anymore
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:22:38 PM
#87
marthsheretoo posted...
Showing so much of your own ass itp that they should charge you with public indecency.

Oh my

Solar_Crimson posted...
A wet fart would have made more sense than this post.

Why you bully me?
Topic2020 justin bieber looking
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:10:45 PM
#5
Wally the walrus lookinass mo fucker


TopicAs a Republican, I feel I don't even recognize my party anymore
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:07:45 PM
#78
Vote for Joebama.

Make America Fun. Whats he gonna do? I dont fuckin know, who cares? Why dont they just arrest Bezos and give everyone $57,000 dollars?

Then let him out so he can make us more money, then we'll lock up that Facebook guy and beat his ass too. Give us all that wealth you didnt earn you bourgeois scumbag. You didnt invent Facebook, the American people did. Gimme the loot
TopicGuys, don't pay attention to me. I had better not catch anybody looking at me.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 7:01:54 PM
#4

Topicwhat ever happened to Skye Reynolds?
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:59:08 PM
#10
GoldKnightSkye posted...
I deleted my main to avoid my criminal history catching up to me. Shh. Don't tell anyone. :v

And I don't apologize for my comments on Tifa. She needed a better overall design in the remake; starting with but not limited to her bust. The programmers of the remake just wanted dead girl Aeris to be the star over her. She never will be.

She looks incredible in the remake. Whats not to like?
TopicWhere can I go to get more attention? I'm lonely AF.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:57:38 PM
#26
There is only one way to fill the hole in a womans heart.
Topichottest nipple color iyo?
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:54:32 PM
#7
Lime green .

Mmmm
TopicIt's really fucked up that most people can't say anything after 25
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:19:37 PM
#18
joe40001 posted...
Seriously, life after 25 is either cancer, or my brain has problems.

I haven't felt anything in ages.

So much so I forget what feelings feel like.

You ever slap yourself in the face, hard, to feel the sensation? Just BAMM, slap the sense into yourself right on the meat of your cheek. The initial pain cools into tingles.
TopicIm a Corrola man
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:14:44 PM
#2
Smackems posted...
I don't know shit about cars other than these little bastards just keep going

I've done paper routes for years in them going hard af and they just KEPT GOING

I used to make fun of Kias...

*puts on black sunglasses*

Until I got behind the fuckin wheel of one.

Speed. Handling. Gas mileage. Style. Its got it all.
TopicWhere can I go to get more attention? I'm lonely AF.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 6:11:13 PM
#5
Dont you have a boyfriend, go ask him.
Topiclmao at all the sex-negative people on this board
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:37:36 PM
#16
a-c-a-b posted...
Obsessing about sex on the internet like a teenage boy when you're in your 30s and still never experienced it before will always be creepy and pathetic.

I dont think its creepy, that woukd ve quite normal. The other.... unfortunate.

Gotta hit the gym or have stellar personality. There was some not very good looking comic who would use his status to get with hot women, but he woukd always say "i personality the shit out of them".
Topicisn't it kinda weird how you can't hide your comment and post history on reddit
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:34:56 PM
#25
They do that to keep people accountable. And so you can see who you are dealing with if necessary.

But when someone brings up some obscure shit you said, you know theyre a loser who just spent 15 minutes scrolling your comments for something to complain about.
TopicAs a Republican, I feel I don't even recognize my party anymore
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:24:08 PM
#43
ChocoboMog123 posted...
And you wonder why no one took you seriously in that topic the other day.
Making posts like this does not reflect well on yourself and people who align with you. TC complains about racism in his former party and your response is, "Good we don't want you."

Which topic?

Go ahead and get all huffy. That post was bait and your ass got hooked. Look at it ffs.
TopicAs a Republican, I feel I don't even recognize my party anymore
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:12:49 PM
#28
GhettoFlip posted...
Honestly, how dumb are you guys to believe in QAnon? @ThePrinceFish @Keith_Valentine . You two are nuts

WWG1WGA ? whats that?
TopicAs a Republican, I feel I don't even recognize my party anymore
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:03:57 PM
#11
Its not your party anymore.

Its OUR party.


Topichey CE!!
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 4:58:01 PM
#207
TheDogfather posted...
*looks at picture* Is that your mom? @Keith_Valentine

You the typea dude to wait 4 years and PM tc "Hey can we talk?!"

Eliza-Schuyler posted...
jeez thats a little mean but ok

Just a joke bro.


TopicFucking pay me - Beyonce
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 8:59:05 AM
#24
Please be kidding

Please be kidding

WWToadsworthDo?
TopicSome str8 men seem to idealize gay male dating.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 8:54:11 AM
#5
BalanceLost posted...
I see/hear the opinion being voiced from time to time. This belief that dating as a gay man is like having a bro you also happen to have sex with. And that gay men care less about physical traits than straight women. Which is very wrong on average. Gay men are probably even more specific in what they want than straight women to be honest. Things like height and dick size, especially for a hook-up, are key factors being assessed. If you have a big D then youre far more likely to get with someone who might otherwise be considered out of your league. The same goes if youre tall. Having above average muscle mass is also a highly coveted physical trait. And your face gotta be either pretty or stereotypically handsome in a masculine way (a top who can grow good facial hair will have an advantage with good looking bottoms). There is a reason why body issues are more common with gay men than straight men.

And dating a guy is generally very different from hanging out with your mates. The dynamics are different when romance enters the picture. A gay guy who can be really confident and chill can have high expectations to feel protected by their boyfriend for example.

Just some Sunday thoughts and ramblings

#blogfaqs

Bullshit.
TopicI'm back, bitches!
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 8:39:33 AM
#13
Parappa09 posted...
youre not gavi right?

Hahaha.

That user was entertaining.

https://youtu.be/TL470fJMi7w

TopicHow old were you when you had your first kiss?
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 8:35:50 AM
#19
Still waiting uWu
TopicYouTuber Leafy's Account Terminated
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 8:34:34 AM
#111
Leafy said what millions of people think.

Keem talks about drama and people love it.

Tons of people do the same shit, theyre just less direct.

Like crit1kal. I like crit, but instead of calling people a dumb r word like Leafy, hes sarcastic with his insults. Leafy is more 'masculine' , he says i dont like you, you fucking suck, fuck yourself. But its what so many people think.

That wont stop without Leafy, it will just be a vacuum. All they did was make Leafy a martyr, he wont go away. Its the same thing as DrDisrespect and xQc . lots of people love crazy toxic shit, but modern standards constrain it.
TopicHave you ever sleep in your car before?
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:11:59 AM
#14
Slept in my car for several months last year when i got out of jail. Didnt wana live at home so i figured i take a shot at being homeless. Wasnt that bad at all but tbf lots of homeless people dont have their own vehicle and that helped me a lot. I love my car. And i stayed at this girls house often so that was fun.

I like tight spaces so sleeping in the backseat was fine. Used to sleep on the floor under my bed. But anyways, once winter rolled around i had saved enough for a studio. Sleeping in your car in summer/fall is urban camping, in the winter its terrible . and between jobs i would also take a nap in the ride.
Topichey CE!!
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 5:03:07 AM
#165
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
oh god...do i really want to know?...
what pokmon?...

I dont play pokemon, and if i did i wouldnt name one of my squad after some turd rando.


TopicJesus Loves Me and I Love Jesus
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 4:57:12 AM
#7
Jesus is pretty cool
TopicRemember when the fat orange idiot hid from unarmed protesters in a bunker lmao
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 2:53:24 AM
#3
Which is it this week, pussy coward or strong arm dictator?
TopicI feel like my whole life is one giant QTE fail compilation.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 2:13:52 AM
#3
Dont take things so serious or be hard on yourself. If you dont believe in yourself, youre fucked and what you perceive as failure becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. None of this matters that much so find some happiness.
TopicCEmen, do most of you browse this site by mobile or by PC (web)?
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 2:06:03 AM
#5
I dont have a pc and dont want one, so mobile.
TopicWhy didn't nobody tell me how pretty Utah is
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 2:04:46 AM
#17
What you aint where you said you is?
TopicI'm smashing beers. Will bump this topic everytime I pee
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 1:52:12 AM
#21
Is the Boop topic over or what? I havent seen Betty Boop in a month and im sad.
TopicDamn, friend got married after 4 months of dating.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 1:43:58 AM
#16
I dont see any need to get married these days. High risk low reward.
TopicZoom is way more stressful than in person class because of the CAMERA.
Keith_Valentine
08/23/20 1:01:16 AM
#3
You should wear a different outfit everyday to make it fun. And just play it off like nothings happening. Like one day wear of those Goofy hats with the ears that hang down you get from Disney World. And some aviators with no shirt on. Next day like a bandana with some face paint etc. People would love it . and smoke weed the whole class
Topichey CE!!
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 7:57:07 PM
#152
I named a pokemons after you too tc.
TopicSocialism is when [*describes Capitalism*]
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 2:13:03 PM
#176
ssjevot posted...
The things you don't like from big government are products of left and right wing authoritarianism. The things that lead to fascist states. Those are not present in social democracies. Police aren't brutalizing protestors, they aren't rigging votes, they aren't doing mass imprisonment in Nordic countries. The US and the so called "socialist" countries like Soviet Union, PRC, North Korea, etc. All have mass imprisonment (the US has the most in the world by number and percentage), police brutality, and voter manipulation (admittedly in the US it is much more fair, but it is not at all a representative system thanks to gerrymandering and various hopes put in place to make voting harder and prevent 3rd parties from competing).

It's weird people feel like they have to pick a shitty regime and defend it though. Have you ever considered just not defending countries that do bad things (or at least when they do bad things)? Especially if you don't even live there.

Um im not defending countries that do things I perceive as bad. How do you get that from me claiming i dont like big government?

It's weird when people compare the system of governance and attitudes towsrds society based on countries a fraction I ff our popuoation
TopicAmericans really think this way
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:34:55 PM
#119
Topics like this are depressing because it highlights the resistance so many people have to the idea of even trying.

Its So much easier to say the system is fucked and broken than it is to put yourself out there and try hard. Stuff like this is why i know we are in deep trouble socially. Because if the variables were so much better, guys like you would still find a way to complain. Because its deep in your psyche. No switch is gonna flip and you would be like, wow, i love my country and i want to care and work hard now.

Its busted. At this point I have to keep accumulating as much as possible so when the ship sinks im way above all of you. And tbh it wont be hard
TopicAmericans really think this way
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:27:26 PM
#117
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
But the OP literally mentions unpaid internships.

The problem is that this advice is stupid in the context of a global pandemic where most of the people currently on unemployment already had jobs and are just looking for ways to pay their bills.

OP isnt talking about it the way you are. Hes saying people could go unpaid for the fuck of it and shoot their shot. Not because they were coerced by a company, because they chose to so they could potentially gain an advantage. Which is the only way that practice is legal.

You say its stupid, but you missed the point. Youre unemployed on unemployment no matter what. Flying resumes already. He suggests an unpaid position to sweeten your deal on top of the bennies youre getting, so its extra effort instead of sitting on your ass sending the resumes you already were .

Theres literally no downside. If you started and didnt like it, wow, youre unpaid walk the fuck out. There is no downside whatsoever to you as a worker. No obligation, no nothing. And so many people are saying "in all likelihood, probably wouldn't, pretty much never, basically have to" which is nothing more than all of you talking out your asses and shooting down an idea before you give it any chance.

And tbh it isnt surprising but its just an attitude of the type who make excuses for why its something/someone elses fault they never made it.
TopicGuys ever heard of that metallica person?
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:13:44 PM
#42
So we can call people scum now and not get a mod?

That would be nice.
TopicBritish racist gets knocked the fuck out.
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:11:15 PM
#134
eston posted...
You're certainly welcome to disagree but it's pretty clear to me that the racist guy escalated every part of this including the physical part

He puffed up because they were mad dogging him over whatever shit he said. Theres a difference.

Was the assailant in danger? Was he freely leaving the subway car? Yes.

This wasnt self defense, he blasted the guy. I dont care he did but the rationalizong is weak. Letting him get away with physically assaulting dude first isnt enough, you gotta lie and say the racist started it by puffing out his chest and clenching?

He was already out the traincar and he slipped a punch in. He wasnt in danger.
TopicI've been wearing these boxers for three weeks straight, AMA
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:03:57 PM
#8
How many farts have you ripped in them? Blown any holes out yet?
TopicWhat is the best clever retort to ''what, were you born yesterday?''
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 1:01:23 PM
#29
Cheater87 posted...
"Well yes, but see how much I have grown in just 24 hours?"

"I was born yesterday, but look how huge my dick is. This is impressive growth. Imagine how i will make you squirt a week from now."

Drpooplol posted...
No, but I was leaving your momma's pussy last night

This is really winner though .
TopicSocialism is when [*describes Capitalism*]
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 12:57:55 PM
#153
** im actually quite moderate tbf but who gives a fuck, carry on . especially on social issues. I just resent and distrust big government
TopicSocialism is when [*describes Capitalism*]
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 12:55:58 PM
#152
ssjevot posted...
I explained it multiple times in this topic. Social democracy advocates for a strong welfare state in a capitalist society. It doesn't advocate for elimination of private property or ownership or shifting means of production to the workers. It simply advocates for a strong welfare state. Many social democratic countries have freer economies than the US even when ranked by conservative institutes.

Well said. Gotcha

ssjevot posted...
You never showed me a single definition calling social democracy socialism. You tried to redefine it to that yourself. You also claimed the US somehow meets the criterion for socialism which is an absurd claim.

McCarthy was a conservative. Red fascism was a term originating from leftists to describe the Soviet Union and the eventual bromance between Hitler and Stalin until Hitler betrayed him.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fascism

I don't like conservatives or fascists of any kind. I already said I have no problem with leftists who don't advocate fascism. That you can't comprehend more than two ideologies isn't my problem.

Smoked his ass like a roach . we conservatives arent all bad though
Topic23 y/o Drove to TEXAS to KILL an 18 y/o Kid for PISSING HIM OFF on XBOX LIVE!!
Keith_Valentine
08/22/20 12:50:44 PM
#39
Conflict posted...
Nah you're just soft tbh. Shit talk over a video game is pretty tame, you can easily laugh that shit off

If it escalates to harassment then that's a different story

Yea.

I love toxic trash talk. When someone says theyre gonna come kill you, thats kinda funny. Ive had like 4 dudes threaten to beat my ass irl. But when someone really means it, or does it in this case, holy shit.

That Curnow dude, from Injustice? His stalker damn near wants to kill his ass, it is fucking wild. BatmanBeatsCap is a psychopath. He proly wouldnt now but a few years ago 100% he would kill Curnow.
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