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| Topic | Ivanka hot as FUCK Trump is butt naked and knocking on your door |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 4:54:37 PM #6 | I wouldn't recognize her at all so I would likely just allow her to use the shower. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 4:46:23 PM #78 | Started Crash 2. Why is Crash agreeable to helping Cortex lmao Just beat the first stage. Cortex said there's a great evil. That's enough for meeeeee --- |
| Topic | I always hated the Mario All-Stars version of the SMB1 graphics. |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 2:43:25 PM #14 | pojr posted... The camera in Super Mario Bros 3 seems more wonky in all stars than it does in the original. Otherwise I see no differences in physics I'm talking almost exclusively about SMB1. I'll have to go back and check, but I think it had some physics changes. --- |
| Topic | I always hated the Mario All-Stars version of the SMB1 graphics. |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 1:39:55 PM #9 | Choco posted... wait they changed the physics? why the fuck I think they did at least. I could be totally wrong though. --- |
| Topic | I always hated the Mario All-Stars version of the SMB1 graphics. |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 1:37:26 PM #6 | Balrog0 posted... I liked it If you completely remove my biases towards the art that I have based on the flash games I experienced as a kid, I'd agree. From an objective standpoint, and when I try to forget about the flash games, the sprites look good. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with them really. They just evoke such strong strong feelings of "these are cheap and not right and feel weird and aren't good" in me. --- |
| Topic | I always hated the Mario All-Stars version of the SMB1 graphics. |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 1:32:31 PM #1 | My first exposure to those graphics was in flash games on the internet, so they always just had a weird janky feel to them. Like they were fan-made, and not remotely official. then you couple that with the fact that the All-Stars version has a different feel to its physics, and the All-Stars version is by far my least favorite version. Weird sounding music, weird graphics, weird physics... It all just feels wrong to me and I don't like it at all. Does anyone else share similar thoughts? --- |
| Topic | Do you smoke? |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 4:58:39 AM #38 | Tobacco? Absolutely fucking not. My dad smoked his whole life, got diagnosed with stage IV lung cancer and died less than a year later at age 50. It's also just fuckin gross However I will partake of weed sometimes. Usually go for non-smokeables tho. --- |
| Topic | So I never played Spelunky. Should I buy the second one or nah |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 4:43:47 AM #3 | FF_Redux posted... I wanna get the second but Im totally worthless on the first game for some reason so it would be waste of money for me. That's a shame. Do you not think you can get better? --- |
| Topic | So I never played Spelunky. Should I buy the second one or nah |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 3:50:55 AM #1 | Would I be missing anything by completely skipping the first one? --- |
| Topic | Watching Adventure Time for the first time P2! *Immediate and Gradual Spoilers* |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 12:36:27 AM #91 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... S6E26 : Gold Stars - Sweet Pig-Trunks (who is The Lich remember) goes to school for the first time! ... except the kids make fun of him and he goes with the King of Ooo and his lawyer Toronto to "learn"... how to steal. Sweet P finds out about how he has been used, and then The Lich channels through Sweet-P and tells of the time before time. "Before time there were monsters." O_oI wasn't a huge fan of Sweet P before this episode. The Lich/Sweet P's speech at the end of the episode is my favorite monologue in the show. Fuckin metal --- |
| Topic | Watching Adventure Time for the first time P2! *Immediate and Gradual Spoilers* |
| Timohtep 09/28/20 12:01:47 AM #87 | Evergreen is the specific episode I've been waiting for you to get to. I think it's my favorite. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 6:08:53 PM #76 | kingdrake2 posted... Timohtep posted...No biggie really. I never thought I'd say this, but in this case I think I'm grateful for the fact that the switch doesn't have proper system-level achievements. So I don't even have to worry about that at all lmao --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 5:12:40 PM #72 | Jabodie posted... Timohtep posted...I... don't think the turtles have any RNG. What about them is RNG dependent?103% from all level completion+gems including stormy ascent. However, if you don't get the gem for stormy ascent and one of the hog levels before fighting Cortex, your file will be glitched to 102% because one of the gems doesn't raise your percentage. Looks like I'm stuck at 102% then. No biggie really. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 5:06:25 PM #70 | Maybe I'll do those some day. Prob not tho --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 1:03:53 PM #68 | I... don't think the turtles have any RNG. What about them is RNG dependent? Also, someone above said that the max is 105%, but I only have 102. Is the remaining three percent just from time trials or is 102 the max --- |
| Topic | Just finished the Skull Kid DLC for Cadence of Hyrule. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 1:02:06 PM #6 | Jabodie posted... I pre ordered the physical release. Comes out late October so I'm hyped. I would have loved the physical copy but I got it on launch digitally so I can't justify the physical :( --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 5:47:19 AM #64 | Just hit 102%. All gems in every level, including Stormy Ascent or whatever it was called. What else is there to do besides the time trials? Did I finish it completely? Also what were those keys for lmao I don't think I saw them actually be used --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 2:42:08 AM #59 | BlazinBlue88 posted... Timohtep posted......cortex was ridiculously easy >_>Story is always easy. 100% is where the real difficulty lies. Special gems obtained. They weren't that bad. 11 more normal gems and I'll have everything besides time trials and I dunno how interested I am in those lmao Smackems posted... No carrot but y'all making me wanna play it. I have a tiny bit of nostalgia for the og though I never really played it (watched brother play) The second to last level seems to have some locked off stuff that is only available after getting all gems. So that's something of a carrot. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 1:45:01 AM #56 | ...cortex was ridiculously easy >_> But now I'm compelled to get 100%. And then I'll move on to 2 --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 1:24:25 AM #55 | I did not expect to be gifted like 25 lives and just skip an entire fuckin level because I got the green gem lmfao I was already at max lives anyway lol --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/26/20 12:16:10 AM #52 | High Road wasn't even that hard tho lmao --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 11:54:58 PM #51 | Got the blue gem on Toxic Waste on my first replay of the level as well. Dunno why I was having so much goddamn trouble with that one earlier lmao --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 10:52:45 PM #49 | Jetblackmoon posted... Trilogy is great. Look forward to hearing your opinions on the harder levels. Those were already on the cart actually. Didn't even have to update. I'm really enjoying it so far. Good game. Definitely gonna aim for 100%, excepting getting plat for all the time trials. oddly enough, I actually played a lot of crash team racing when I was younger, on my daycare center's PlayStation. I pretty much don't remember anything about it though, and the physical switch version is pretty cheap I think. I'm almost assuredly going to pick that up as well at some point. I'll probably get the Spyro trilogy as well eventually... --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 10:38:38 PM #46 | Just got the special gem on the generator room and it was mega easy lmao I'm actually really liking these factory levels tbh. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 9:45:55 PM #39 | I'm pretty committed to finishing this one at this point, lol. I generally have a pretty good handle on the gameplay at this point so I'm not really all that worried about finishing it. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 9:41:36 PM #36 | BlazinBlue88 posted... It's very faithful to the originals in that PS1 games didn't do much hand holding. I'm down for faithfulness and a lack of handholding, but when it's like "get all crates without dying" it should be like "(you can die in bonus stages tho)" Or something. A lack of knowledge of that kind of thing is only frustrating. Regardless, I got the green gem, thanks god. I didn't die at all in the bonus stages for it either actually. Discovered the safe strat for the double layer bouncy boy bonus area is to just spin-destroy the ceiling. Anyway, that one is out of the way so that's nice. --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 9:28:17 PM #33 | DeadBankerDream posted... Dying in bonus stages doesn't disqualify you from getting the no-death gems. Bruh This game does not do a very good job of making things clear to the player, I'm noticing <_< I'm having fun but like god damn guys --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 9:21:32 PM #29 | Why the FUCK isn't there a visual indicator on these multi hit crates telling me how many hits are left? Like for real this bonus stage is kind of infuriating me with this shit god damn --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 8:51:15 PM #28 | I'm grinding Lost City for the green gem because you have to get all crates without dying. The jumpy lizard bois you have to bounce on for a couple boxes at some point. I didn't need one of them so I wanted to just kill him but he instead just fuckin yeeted me off the stage Like bruh you need to make it clear what enemies you can and can't attack. It shouldn't have to be trial and error like that >_> Also as a side note, the bonus area where you bounce between a 2-thick floor and ceiling made of the 5-hit Wumpa crates is awful. Especially when it's like right at the end of the stage. At least I'm getting hella lives for grinding this stage out lmao --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 8:42:12 PM #26 | The lack of telegraphing of what enemies are and aren't vulnerable to each kind of attack is frankly fucking infuriating. I just died right near the end to an enemy that just bounces me away when I try to spin him. But I can bounce on their heads. But they're spiky? Like wtf is up with that shit it's so unclear --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 8:13:47 PM #24 | Ah yeah I overlooked the green gem indicator for a stage in the second world. Get all boxes without dying tho :l Really wish I could pause and restart the level tho when I die Instead of having to quit or finish the level to try that specific challenge again --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 7:57:07 PM #21 | BlazinBlue88 posted... Timohtep posted..."Unlock a hidden path by finding a blue gem elsewhere"Yup. Certain levels will have a secret exit that leads to a colored gem. Those gems will make those wireframe platforms you're seeing standable. Which leads to secret areas with more colored gems. So... Is there any indication at all where I should be looking for this gem? >_> Like will it be marked as a collectable for the stage or what? --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:56:03 PM #14 | "Unlock a hidden path by finding a blue gem elsewhere" So says the loading screen. Looks like I'll have to find some gems before I can take certain paths. SMAP- posted... If you play the upcoming Crash 4 the value of Wumpa supposedly is changing with that game, theyll be necessary for completion fyi. A bit controversial among the fanbase Interesting. I'll have to see if I want to play it after I beat the trilogy --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:45:59 PM #12 | Daaaaaamn papu papu be thicc --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:44:54 PM #11 | BlazinBlue88 posted... Timohtep posted...Confused about a few thingsWhat things? These transparent intangible platforms. They clearly lead to where I'll find the remaining crates for 100% in each level but I have no idea how to use them. I sort of assume that I'm just unable to do those until later and the game will tell me when I can --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:40:27 PM #7 | I'm only a few levels in but I'm enjoying it so far. Confused about a few things but I assume I'll eventually figure out how they work. Also technically "first time" is a lie. I've played bits and pieces back in the day on friend's PlayStations, but this is the first time I've ever truly played it myself. --- |
| Topic | Take a photo of yourself right now and post it ITT part 3: the threequel |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:31:07 PM #83 | |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:29:48 PM #5 | The first one, in the trilogy on the switch version. Had the trilogy for a while but am only just now booting it up and playing it for the first time lmao --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:25:31 PM #3 | That's what I thought. I was a little frustrated seeing you could yeet fruit and such and it being really easy to miss fruit, but knowing they're no more valuable than coins in Mario is a load off the mind. Will massacre boxes tho --- |
| Topic | Playing Crash Bandicoot for the first time. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 6:15:35 PM #1 | Is there a reason to actually collect the Wumpa fruit, completion-wise? Or are they effectively just 1/100th of an extra life, and not worth going for completion-wise? --- |
| Topic | Beat mario Sunshine for the first time. Game sucks lol |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 2:28:11 PM #17 | imo the blue coins are an excellent idea they just weren't executed that well. Some kind of in-game list where each one is numbered would have made them perfect Otherwise I love Sunshine a lot. Gotta touch on this point tho: NeonOctopus posted... The level themes are almost the same and pretty repetitive. This is one of my favorite parts. The world is cohesive. You can see a lot of other stages in the distance from almost any stage, but they were still able to make each stage have a distinct style despite their close proximity. World design in Sunshine is top notch imo --- |
| Topic | I really hope Nintendo doesn't just randomly announce the next Smash character. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 2:01:31 PM #5 | Bump for day ce --- |
| Topic | I really hope Nintendo doesn't just randomly announce the next Smash character. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 3:00:11 AM #3 | Jabodie posted... Eh, it doesn't really matter to me but I'm not into hype culture these days. Back in like 2010 I might have agreed though. in general I'm kind of okay (but disappointed) with the hype culture slowly dying down, but smash is something that I feel very strongly should stay that way. --- |
| Topic | I really hope Nintendo doesn't just randomly announce the next Smash character. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 2:56:07 AM #1 | They've been doing that recently, just posting videos of new announcements on Twitter and YouTube with no warning. While I definitely prefer a direct in terms of announcements coming all at once, I don't really mind them doing it this way. But part of the magic of a smash reveal is getting it actually revealed to you in the trailer. If they just post it on the internet then the news will spread faster, and most people will know who the character will be before they even see the video. It just wouldn't be the same at all, and that makes me sad. I really hope that they announce the time they're going to premiere the new character's announcement instead of just announcing it out of the blue. --- |
| Topic | I have a hard time getting into the original DKC games. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 1:57:00 AM #1 | I've tried before, and the gameplay and style is rock solid and 10/10, but there's one thing that's always bothered me. The visible area is tiny. It's like the game is way too zoomed in, I can barely see anything more than a few yards up ahead. I have this problem with 2D sonic games too. It just feels so restrictive and makes me feel blind. Has anyone else had these thoughts? I'm sure I'll get over it at some point, but it's a real roadblock to my enjoyment tbh. --- |
| Topic | Just finished the Skull Kid DLC for Cadence of Hyrule. |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 1:48:40 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Donald Trump is anti-birth? |
| Timohtep 09/25/20 1:47:09 AM #11 | Didn't he say this ages ago. Still funny tho --- |
| Topic | She knocks on your door and says "wanna read this book with me?" |
| Timohtep 09/24/20 10:59:52 PM #3 | I can't read --- |
| Topic | Just finished the Skull Kid DLC for Cadence of Hyrule. |
| Timohtep 09/24/20 10:55:08 PM #1 | Was pretty good. A little short and didn't have as much music as I had hoped, but the high points were quite high. The Anyone else played through it yet? It came out today. --- |
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