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People talk about this all the time

Ryuko_Chan posted...

actually hes ok

makes a mean burger

Im glad you liked it, son.

I mean, pal.

BakonBitz posted...

I'll be honest, I work there and it's a pain in the ass for me as well when nobody comes to the locked cases when called. I don't have the keys so there's nothing I can do other than keep calling on the intercom.

And THATS fuckin annoying as well! I push the thing and wait patiently. Somebody else walks up and pushes it and makes a jokey small talk thing at me. I go and try to find somebody, five aisles down I find somebody. Theyre like uhhh I dont have a key, lemme call somebody.

this shit should not take fucking ten minutes

BakonBitz posted...

Maybe he acted that way because they know who you are and you keep giving them a hard time.

Or that previous post you made was a shitpost copypasta.

Lmao I wish I was cool enough to be known as a problem for Walmart where theyre sitting there like here he comes.. send out security.

and also hard lmao at the fact that a post of mine could possibly be a shitpost copypasta

as I already said, I know Im being irrational about the receipt checking thing, but I stand by all of it and FUCK Walmart. Theyre the only ones that do it!

Axiom posted...

This and the amount of "bad experiences" you claim to have had makes me think the problem is you and not them

Oh wait I just saw you admitting to being a karen. Yeah you're definitely the problem

This is only bad experience I have ever had that involved an employee. My bad experiences at Walmart are their liquor being locked up and I push the button and nobody comes and I have to go find somebody. Or that they have one check stand open, with a million self checkouts, but you have to go through the check stand if you have alcohol, but they wont open another one even if theres ten people in line. Or the fact that they close down the media aisle at night, when sometimes I wanna buy some media after work, and it is apparently closed because of.. fucking no reason whatsoever. Or the fact that they have the audacity to check my receipt.

I literally put my headphones in the second I get to the grocery and try not to interact with anybody.

walmart brings out a special beast in me

LordMarshal posted...

I save all my walmart receipts so when they ask i give them around 56. Dont worry i put the most recent one in the middle.

Ive literally thought about doing this.

I dont shop at Walmart anymore though. Had my final bad experience at the start of covid when an employee yelled at me that they were closed and to get out at 6:45 pm and I was like what time do you close? And he was like SEVEN! And I got fucking hot and told him he doesnt have to be an asshole and he needs to learn how to talk to people

No

I turn into an asshole whenever anybody asks to check my receipt. Its one of the only things that legitimately makes me mad.

you have a person watching us at self checkout, you have another person watching that person, you have cameras, and then you want to check my receipt as I leave? You can fuck right off. I have given you my money, this is now my property. It is no longer your property.

if they are getting robbed so much from self checkout that they need this, then GET RID OF SELF CHECKOUT! Pay people to check people out!

target has self checkout, Safeway has self checkout, fuckin Home Depot has self checkout, none of them check your receipt at the door.

I have taken to doing things like handing them the wrong receipt as I walk out, or when they say can I see your receipt I just say no and keep walking, and the one time a guy really tried to stop me after I said no (he stepped in front of my cart) I threw a hissy fit and went Karen and started talking shit till the manager told me he was sorry and I left.

I know Im being irrational, I know its not the employees fault, but it literally pisses me off so much that Walmart of all places is the one that does this. They lock of their liquor, they lock up their hair products for Black people, they lock up condoms, they lock up shaving razors, they lock up batteries, they make more money than any other grocery store, they ruin communities and take advantage of their employees, and then have the audacity to ask for my receipt?

MrDrMan posted...

The best Tony Hawk is Tony Hawk Underground.

Creating your skater and going through the story man I loved that shit.

please remake thug

I have told you over and over, Im not a bad guy. Im not trying to replace your dad. Your mom and I are just very compatible. I make her happy, and she makes me happy. And I know she would be happy to see us getting along.

Please, pal. Lets just go to the movies, or bowling, or hell, we can even go to one of those.. pony conventions youre always talking about!

Do you have little kids around you often?

xGhostchantx posted...

yeah swasi.

Your homie really sticks it to nazis constantly. He literally fucks a swastika

xGhostchantx posted...

That's my friend's girlfriend's name.

In any case the swastika isn't necessarily for nazis, but let's be realistic in who's probably buying them.... it's not the hindus.. because they know what it means to the western world.

Does she go by a nickname?

sticka? Swasy? Sway?

ClarkDuke posted...

personally i was going to go by the honor system, but i could get behind it being streamed, ok?

Honor system?

Thats a paddlin

Mead posted...

As men we need to stop this frivolous infighting and work together to shame Jen for having a female body at all

That sounds like the first five years Jen was here

Flauros posted...

Cops dont even do chalk lines of dead bodies.

Did they ever?

Yeah, thats how the find the murder.

well he died in this position, so that means the murderer must be.. JIM!

Dakimakura posted...

Which one? A lot of them seem to subtlety implicate incest.

The one where morty wishes that incest porn became more popular

Goldenpoodle 007

The rise in incest porn came from that one episode of Rick and morty

I only drink Dr Pepper 23

its Dr Pepper FOR MEN

Ive never played gta online and I never finished the single player

RDR2 best game ever

TroutPaste posted...

That's on my backlog

Actually borrowed it from a CEman... who died in the past few years. I still have his copy ;_; but it found a good home

Sounds haunted, I wouldnt play it if I were you

Ive heard that some of the women want everybody to touch it to show respect, but others say its too sensitive of a subject and nobody should be touching it directly

RedWhiteBlue posted...

People itt seriously forgetting Pikmin 1 and 2 exist

Neither one is a 9/10 game, IMO

3 is though

Oh yeah animal crossing definitely

Viewtiful Joe

I grind other peoples peppercorns

Distant bump

Kimbos_Egg posted...

You never played with javik. hes HILARIOUS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtNzxB_Exbw

Yes. And the other one can die in 3. I'm actually up to that part.

The other one can die in two. I shot ashley in the face as dickshep

As opposed to the creep who made this topic

Mead posted...

i thought one of them died in ME1 no matter what

He was answering you cant have them both dead

You dont even need to watch the movies in order. Any order is fine/

totalnerdken posted...

Do I need to finish watching the series before I get into these Distant Lands specials? I stopped watching A LONG time ago.

No, just because the timeline is so wonky. You can finish everything and watch these and be like wait when does this take place who wait what?

watch them.

if you put a gun to my head and said rank them, Id way pb and marcy > bmo > Finn and Jake, but theyre all amazing

Rod was probably the first person I legitimately disliked on the Internet. Theres like three others.

so fuckin good. The show is so good. The movies are so good. The comic is so good.

if the venture bros wasnt a thing adventure time would be the greatest animated thing ever.

and the timeline is so fucking wonky. And what the FUCK was up with pb and pep butt?!? There is so much stuff though that even that question very well may have been answered already. I was saying OMG its Tiffany! And slime princess! And that was mr pig! And my girlfriend was like how the fuck do you remember all this and I was like mathematical, bitch

Sarcasthma posted...

I'm already married to him and we signed a prenup. That means half of all his steaks are MY steaks.

We signed a prenup so that Id get to keep all the steaks after we divorced, you misread the stakes of the steaks clause

wolfy42 posted...

You had me at the steak. I'll totally be your date.

The steak was great, but the artichoke was

AWinterJ posted...

The kid was shot not the mum and yeah the mum was at fault here. Why do you think antagonising people is acceptable?

The mom was at fault of her son dying because she moved her hand a certain way?

jesus bro

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

okay now this is convincing me to buy you the plane ticket to the wedding.

Lmaoooooo

I do.

Its not a weird fixation, Im responding to the topic just you like are. The weird fixation is the shrine of bubblegum I made of duckbear in my closet.

anyways people shouldnt be shot for giving other people the finger, lunatics shouldnt be able to get guns so easily in America, and healthcare needs to be free so that people who need help can get help without worry of it bankrupting them.

And before you answer this is tonights dinner
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Zeus posted...

Oh BS0 trolling again. Get out of here with that nonsense.

You literally blamed the victim

Damn

would smash, for sure

hey I have this friends wedding coming up and I cant seem to get a date

nfearurspecimn posted...

People still play PS1 games.

People still play..

final fantasy. Thats literally it.

helIy posted...

he's just so

he's from like gears of war

he is a weirdly large man

he literally looks exactly like a gears of war guy.

I remember when I beat his ass down there in the ships basement when he was talking shit.

I was always super evil though.. I remember when I shot ashley and fucking killed her and told my friend and he was like what the fuck how did you even get to that point?

pretty sure I killed groot or whatever the lizard guys name was too

You fuckin bitch where is jack?

ClarkDuke posted...

i might be interested, but i have very specific conditions, ok?

the first being, jen will have to stay in character as peggy hill for the entirety of the trip. also there will be no breaking of her character, ok?

yo Ill chip in for this if its live-streamed

this just got interesting