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xp1337 posted...

Tennessee's governor just signed a bill that will require any business that shows transgender customers basic dignity to post signs warning people of that fact.

https://twitter.com/AriDrennen/status/1394699249422508032

Also signed bills that opens public schools open to lawsuits if they allow transgender students or staff to use the bathroom or locker room of their gender. As well as requiring a 30-day advance notice if sexual orientation or gender identity will be mentioned in class and allow parents to opt-out their children.

...............

the fuck

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Heroic Bigpun posted...

Yall know damn well they're gonna sell EB separately for maximum profits

and for a limited time lmao

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... wha, Switch is very much the combo-breaker in that regard

retro support wasn't a thing until the Wii, and the Wii U is the absolute best home console for retro gaming, supporting systems Wii does not.

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You're right hand comes off?

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i like how the last time I checked the Wii U VC I realized how much stuff is on their from the Wii eShop that I've got a buncha discounted $2 prices for

some day i'll have to beef up my Wii U VC catalogue

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https://twitter.com/CNBCPolitics/status/1394650913000861696

i-... what?

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and then it came with the webguide and it was like aww rad

i would never in the world expect the game to ever come out on Switch Online tho, this service can't even dream to cover a fifth of VC's offerings

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i've definitely started forgetting names by now

if they were all buzzwole and guzzlord quality tho

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I'd count Battle Revolution with Stadiums but Colosseum/XD are definitely their own kinda story focused games instead

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prepare your concerns

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1394756356947775490

JUST IN: The FBI is investigating what it calls a massive scheme to illegally finance Sen. Susan Collins' 2020 reelection bid, Axios has learned.

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yesss conquest good

but XD/Colosseum should count no? together even

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always makes me think back to by brother coming back from the pub at uni complaining about not being allowed to speak because he's a straight white man - when i know full well that he whines about feminists, SJWs, and black activism and that's much more likely the reason he'd get shut down

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jackie chan is very much not american

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polly's testimony in the movie is both parts horrifying and excruciating

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as much as I love robot devil and voted for him, hypno toad winning is the only result

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Final Cross obviously

Speed Shift
Double Wind
Double Blade
Mag Storm despite its entirely novelty use

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let's try...

3D Dot Game Heroes
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Bomberman 64
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
Donkey Kong '94
E.V.O.: Search for Eden
Final Fantasy VI
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Heavy Gear II
I-Ninja
Jump Ultimate Stars
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Lost Kingdoms II
Mega Man X
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber
Pokmon Heart Gold
... Quest 64
Resident Evil 4
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Tales of Symphonia
... The Urbz: Sims in the City
VVVVVV
Worms
Xenoblade
Yoshi's Story
Zangeki no Reginleiv

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Jesse_Custer posted...

Cant think of anything with 1 in the title

half-life 2 episode one

strong bad's cool game for attractive people episode one

sonic 4 episode I

one piece

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Lopen posted...

To me where it gets a bit confusing is when it's further apart. Like say it's Monday and you say "next Saturday" does that mean 5 days later or 12?

yeah this is when I'd go "this one coming, or the next one?"

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Suprak the Stud posted...

...I'm sure I'm missing something, but what is the argument to being OPPOSED to a ceasefire?

Jakyl25 posted...

Gotta wipe out terrorists, I imagine

https://twitter.com/SenTomCotton/status/1394369520266055688

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andylt posted...

You held too long, you fool.

I came in for Alvis this morning!

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backslash always

getting one in in smash bros always so good too

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dammit

sm64

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I never even got around to them lol

for Zelda it's also Spirit Tracks which... yeah I also never got to either

woop woop 15 is cursed

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Xenoblade Chronicles
Lost Kingdoms 2
Seiken Densetsu 3
Resident Evil 4
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Final Fantasy VI
Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Mega Man 9
Tales of Vesperia
Dragon Quest XI
Final Fantasy XII
King of Fighters XIII
Final Fantasy XIV
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Fire Emblem: The Three Houses
The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
The Legend of Zelda: Tri-Force Heroes
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
...
Super Mario Bros. 35
...
Tetris 99
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The Wonderful 101

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will anyone be voting arglas tho

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just realizing hermana's over zelos woop that's not right

oh well I can fix after DotN which is next and say it bumped him back up aww yeah

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yoooo ruca i'm sorry i failed to give you best costume

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Already covered overall game impressions so now I can talk a bit more about characters. Right off the bat I can just call out the ancient timeline cast being pretty whatever, that portion of the game was kind of a slow teasing drag as I mentioned. I really like Sakuya tho, poor Asura picking inferior girl thus dooming the heavens. Nevertheless it's hard not to still like Asura decently like "man if only Ruca actually was cool" - but Orifiel's at least there to be more legitimately interesting (although Asura's story ended really well). Himmel through Vulcan are eh likeable charicatures... I can't quite tell why I kinda like Vritra but it's probably more Hermana bias tbqh. Hypnos whatever, really hurt by being so inn rest skit heavy but Durandal and Inanna are pretty shitty so have a free bye - Senate & Gae Bolg are such insignificant non-personalities they can't pass that bar though!

Others I mean they're very much miscelanious others - but what's not to love about an old nudist man in a forest wanting people to listen to his songs and then your standard butler assistant Hartman. Eddie & Nino were surprisingly likeable, not just school bullies tormenting Ruca but just actual school friends who razz on him but ultimately stick up for the guy. The bouncer had a cool twister turning out to be a nice guy (tho wow he drops the ball on his only job later), Ruca's dad seemed like a jerk at first but like the school bullies made for a heartfelt turn standing up for Ruca and hoping for his son's safe return later. Coda the mascot character eh, he's just annoying and typically something about food. Basically Tales's Tatsu from Xenoblade X - the rest of this group whatever. Albert is listed on the wiki as an antagonist but he's hardly presented as such and he's just trash dragging down Ange which I'll get to later.

Main baddies are all fun and/or interesting or surprise good dudes - that's Hasta to Sian. Hasta's as completely nuts as he speaks lmao but then woah Garam. Shame his previous life is so lame though... As far as Tales main villains go, Mathias is definitely one of the more interesting ones with a personality which tbf isn't saying much with Tales villains. Thitose though definitely has the most presence of 'em, engaging with the cast, a great previous life, it's hard not to root for her actually being nice to Ruca. I didn't really get her siding with Mathias tho... until the reveal made sense. Gardle & Sian are close... I'm kinda surprised I have Gardle over Sian but the spoiler reveal and relationship with Ricardo was a good plotline. Still, Sian's the nice baddie, a lone feral kid mistakenly trusting Mathias - Hermana is the mom he needs.

With that I can talk about the playables! Hermana has me sold with her intro, a bandit kid in the slums looking after other orphan kids. She's still very much just a kid herself but with the soul of Vritra she also makes for a mature loving parent type as well. Yet Ange's also there still giving her the kind of parenting love she needs - I was surprised how likeable Ange turned out to be for a priestess character but she's also very level-headed as she is caring, yet still quirky (yo how is she the victim of all these fat jokes tho). Unfortunately... Albert exists and wow that plot was dumb pointless geez, it's single-handedly responsible for keeping Ange out of the S tier, still I also wanna mention she surprisingly took charge a lot for the party despite being one of the last members. Illia was really great to start as was Spada but they didn't really keep it up. Spada's still ultimate bff at least but damn why did they have to keep Illia leaning 100% on the tsun side of tsundere.

Ricardo's a bit the opposite, not interested to start with him being such an adult mercenary trope member. That started to shift though around Grigori as his bonds with the group are tested and he comes out of it a castmate that wants to be there now which he needed - plus the Gardle story arising at this point. Ricardo's a much better tsundere than Illia, but Illia still had her fun early sinister personality. What I can add about Ruca... I mean he's lame, which as an Emil fan might seem odd but like he's just also such a poor protagonist just going along with things until the end and he just feels like a kid til then.

New additions Kongwai & QQ! Very different characters too, but lmao both top tier. Kongwai's definitely the more serious character and he adds a whole lot of mystery on just wth he's adding. He's clearly knowledgeable and has other motives for helping the party and I still don't know! He's a mystery man for sure, but it's interesting and whatever he's doing seems carefully planned. QQ at least as it seems is nothing like that, just woop here I am let me come with you! It might seem shallow then to rank her so high but she's an absolute joy to have around immediately since her first time spinning cicles. She's honest, friendly, and oh god especially in a language barrier playthrough her own language barriers were super relatable... also the post-credits scene leaves some mystery for her true intentions as well hmmm hmmm. Somehow I could actually put QQ over Hermana already but I'll give her some space for Hearts to lift up.

QQ also absolute raddest casual costume tho


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Tales Character Update, INNOCENCE EDITION



top tier
Kratos Aurion
Sheena Fujibayashi
Hermana Larmo
Zelos Wilder
QQ Selezneva
Maronne Buruqano
Nanaly Fletcher
Judas
Kongwai Tao
Yuan Ka-Fai
Norma Beatty
Jade Curtiss
Tilkis Barone
Harold Berselius
Meredy
Eugene Gallardo
Arche Klein
Dhaos
Presea Combatir
Tytree Crowe
Iron Will Rodyle
Claire Bennett
Arria Eikberg
Hasta Ekstermi
Farah Oersted
Mithos Yggdrasill
Keele Zeibel
Guy Cecil
Konohana Sakuya
Wonder Chef
Thitose Cxarma
Rutee Katrea
Dist the Rose Reaper
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear
Edward D. Morisson
Noelle

cool
Will Raynard
Regal Bryant
Hilda Rhambling
Ange Serena
Forest Ledoyen
Chloe Valens
Spada Belforma
Grune
Princess Arende
Mao
Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX
Botta
Mathias
Illia Animi
Tear Grants
Lloyd Irving
Raine Sage
Colette Brunel
Corrine
Dirk
Mint Adenade
Astor
Tabatha
Excia
Karyl Sheeden
Mary Argent
Garr Kelvin
Chelsea Torn
Fon Master Ion
Mimi Baker
Veigue Lungberg
Jay
Orifiel
Ramrus Qualls
Ricardo Soldato
Reid Hershel
Dark Wings (Abyss)
Dymlos Timber
Old Nudist
Chat
Rassius Luine
Curia
Walto
Asura
Mieu
Karell Berselius
Dark Wings (Rebirth)
Philia Felice
Pierre de Chaltier
Suzu Fujibayashi
Alicia Combatir
Kyle Dunamis
Misha

decent
Agarte Lindblum
Fenimore Xelhes
Arietta the Wild
Marius Raiker
Chocolat
Loni Dunamis
Gardle
Sian Tenebro
Igol
Bantam Bouncers
Lukius Bridges
Vulcan
Hartman
George
Shaorune
Altessa
Kate
Marble
Rommy
Field Marshal McGovern
Himmel
Zapie
Professor Mazet
Stahn Aileron
Max
Seles Wilder
Trinicus D. Morrison
Lilith Aileron
Martel Yggdrasill
Thols
Oresoren
Susie Quess
Cerberus
Frantz
Ayla
Militsa
Caius Qualls
Claus F. Lester
Sync the Tempest
Atwight Eks
Corina Solgente
Barbatos Goetia
Pietro
Maxwell
Asch the Bloody
Vritra

acceptable
Leon Magnus
Aslan Frings
Elraine
Saleh
King Areulla VIII
Luke fon Fabre
Shizel
Abyssion
Tiga
Neil
Albert Mueller
Bruiser Khang
Marian Fustel
Eddie & Nino
Virginia Sage
Platia
Ruca Milda
Laville Clemente
Moses Sandor
Bouncer
Ilene Rembrandt
Noishe
Kilia
Hack
Pope Vincent Bridges
Van Grants
Phaidra Brunel
Sebastian
Twilight Pronyma
Legretta the Quick
Kvar the Fury Tempest
Jozette Cecille
Ruca's Dad
Minima
Demitel
Fenia
Hypnos
Coda
Seyfert
Walter Delques
Kuchinawa Azumi
Koton
Gord Natwick
Orochi Azumi
Governor-General Dorr

eh
Cress Albane
Durandal
Magnius the Pyroclasm
Randgriz
Donnell
Inanna
Roen Lamoa
Batista Diego
Genis Sage
Giet
Milhaust Selkirk
Dalis Vincent
Hyades
Anise Tatlin
King of Tethe'alla
Tohma
Remiel
Quickie
Selena Crowe
Zilva Madigan
Couber
Vaclav Bolud
Hugo Gilchrist
Claudio Zosimos
Forcystus the Gnashing Gale
Igtenos Minarde
Oswald fan Kuruela
Shane Rembrandt
Chief Igaguri Fujibayasi
Nephry Osborne
Rubia Natwick
Gae Bolg
Fortuna
Maurits Welnes
Duchess Susanne fon Fabre
Sven
Schwartz
King Ingobert VI
Senel Coolidge
Largo the Black Lion
Teodore Grants
Vharley
Eephon
Harriet Campbell
Duke Crimson Herzog fon Fabre
Shirley Fennes

worthless
Solon
Clara Dorr
Princess Hilda
Gilione
Lydon Bernhardt
Chester Burklight
Wontiga
Geyorkias
Nereid
Harold D. Morrison
Tiberius Terazzi
Transon Balir
Melanie the Crimson
Baruk Songram
Ku Hou
Nerifes
Madame Musette
Cashel the Phantom

shit
Reala
Albert Grandeioza
Arnold Alcott
Annie Barrs
Kronos
Zamaran
Pope of Tethe'alla
Yuris
Grand Maestro Mohs
Scarab
Iga
Iselia Mayor
Wan Gin

(absolutely sure)
Symphonia > Rebirth
(can mix around)
Innocence > Abyss > Destiny 2 > Eternia
(close but confident)
Phantasia > Destiny > Tempest
(defffinitely)
Legendia

... can mix around tier continues to get mixed around. also did some shifts in the character rankings for a few older characters i came across (also Tear already indeed)

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yeah I certainly agree it could've been worded better nonetheless

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https://news-runefactory.marv.jp/article/11503/

absolutely required

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woah Doug and Margaret

... Marg is good but fuck Doug

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soundtrack with a big 'ole Fuka decal for a cover lmao

they know

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The good is definitely alongside some politispeak, but the addressing of settlements and evictions definitely isn't being bothsides'd there. Rockets are being related to airstrikes yeah, but it's hard not to without being attacked for supporting Hamas

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Ludmila's VA at the desk there such babby oh gosh (second from the left)

still must wife Fuka because god damn... plz at the very least allow cosmetic mc gender swap againnn

*edit* d'awwww tandem monster riding

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... true

mom does some times but dad so much

plus some times tech support for aunts and uncles way off in the easy coast of the country

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the never ending pain of being in computer science so anything to do with any electronics obv means i gotta be a complete expert on to my family (dad in this case)

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I'm shocked Buster isn't running away with it

Smash Bros. Jump and Smash in shambles

alsoalso another Monado poll could simply be best Monado (initial, unleashed, replicas, meyneth's, true)

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I wanted to give Meyneth a vote but yeahhh I like Alvis. Definitive Edition's small design tweak made him even more interesting but you won't get why without playing XB2!

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I would not date a literal child, no

tho as I said in the other related topic people fresh out of high school are also like children to me, so maybe ask in another 20-30 years (atm I can't imagine my answer will be yes)

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yeahhh the email he sent gmom was such a sad sight to see, straight up THE GOVERNMENT and THE MEDIA conspiracy to keep us locked up and afraid (he ofc also hates sheeple wearing masks)!!! My mom was buying into it at first since she's a) generally gullible [aka used to listen to Dr. Oz & Goop stuff] and b) somehow trusts gbro despite every reason obviously not to. Buuuut I'm very thankful our psych quickly snapped her out of it dear lord.

gmom's at least been fully vaccinated since March since she works at the hospital, gdad got his first shot early last month, this week has been gsis & gsishubby's first shots... I'll finally be able to see about my bookings next week!

speaking of gsis tho, less than a week to go for her baby's due date! due 19th, this week's doctor appointment says she might be coming over the weekend instead.... my predix was on the 16th so :O

and lastly Tales Update: Innocence R BEATED

Some tricky thoughts but over all a really good entry. Keeping it quick here: top class gameplay

• love Guard Cancel
• mix-ups and combos are very aerial-friendly which is fun
• expansive Skills system (styles) bumping up arte cancels
• ^ especially with how rad you can make Overdrives with no-TP use fully chaining any tier artes
• good damn god in the final dungeon I reached a 160-something combo holy moly

Characters are also great all around, protags & antags for the most part. The story... eh most the game it's kind of a drag tbh but since the characters are good and gameplay's great I didn't mind. It closes out pretty well, the last few significant storypieces were great I just wish it didn't feel like the rest of the game was slowly teasing you along to get there.

Still got bonus bit about Kongwai/QQ to do... I do wonder what changes their added role made, kinda wanna check some cutscenes from the original. Since it's bonus endgame stuff I don't expect to rush right to it but I have been more explorative in this game's side-content (as much as I can with the language barrier)

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I think I updated on how his covid rage has led him into the antivax movement! He was sharing a buncha bull to my mom who's easily swayed so it was ridiculously getting to her until she spoke to our psychologist who cleared it up

and now since then gmom's offered to pay a month's rent if gbro got the vaccine... to which he literally responded something along the lines of "you'd pay over a thousand dollars to have my killed?!"

sigh

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best person who's wielded a monado poll go go go

Dunban Dickson Reyn Shulk Alvis Meyneth Zanza Arglas Bionis

I think you can technically add Fiora to this now for a full 10 poll? With the new cosmetic option unlock

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https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1393223398793355264

literally any other job in the world you'd be kicked out right on your ass but american politicians really have absolutely no standards

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Think I'm in the upper-30s with Florio complete, and day/nights of the jungle almost done.... I think completed Requests were in the 50s tho lol

diamond completion will wait til Request completion

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