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TopicHow many miles should I do on my treadmill this morning?
JlM
07/13/21 8:38:42 AM
#8
69 lmao
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TopicCE. PSA: Never start a group text with a bunch of phone numbers close to yours
JlM
07/12/21 10:14:35 AM
#4
For a while this kept happening to me but I guess I never got the original message, because it sounds like someone sent out porn or something.

For days id get messages to 50 people in my number range like "Fuck you sick fuck I'm calling the cops", "send this to my daughter's phone again and I'll kill you" etc.

The first one I got was at 3 a.m. and was very confusing.
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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/11/21 2:08:13 PM
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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/11/21 2:02:13 PM
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TopicAsians of CE. Help a white brother out.
JlM
07/10/21 9:53:20 AM
#8
Maybe just politely ask her in person to pronounce it? This is at least what all of the woke memes on my Instagram feed say to do.
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Topic"new music sucks now"
JlM
07/09/21 9:42:12 AM
#9
I've found that the people who pretty much only listen to Zeppelin/Beatles/Floyd/Stones stuff have the absolute most boring personalities as a whole.
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TopicI finally listened to Billie Eilish sing
JlM
07/09/21 8:02:57 AM
#2
wow dude ur tuff
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TopicWendy Williams gives a crash course on burying the lede about a TikTok star.
JlM
07/09/21 7:34:57 AM
#14
Holy shit. I'm watching like "yeah this is pretty dismissive and self serving what a dumb bitch" and then....wow....
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TopicDoes Connor have a chance at Poirier?
JlM
07/08/21 5:44:13 PM
#8
I just want this punchball game to be over so I can stop seeing that commercial.
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TopicEx-Nickelodeon Producer Dan Schneider Denies Foot Fetish on Old Shows
JlM
07/08/21 8:43:49 AM
#26
Godnorgosh posted...
Directed by Dan Schneider

https://youtu.be/tIRzUKyJtMg


Lmao "GIVE UP THE JUUUUICE!!"
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TopicWhat was the last full album you listened to?
JlM
07/08/21 6:56:58 AM
#125


My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges

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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
07/07/21 5:32:06 PM
#491
Sterling just never fucking runs out of steam wtf
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
07/07/21 5:13:28 PM
#477
Soft pen. Once again, Yay for England, boo floppy arm Sterling. Schmichael should have been able to hold that though.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
07/07/21 4:55:04 PM
#473
England has/had all the momentum and couldn't bury it. I just hope SOMEONE gets it in extra time. I hate when it comes down to penalties.
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TopicProfessions/jobs that you have zero respect for.
JlM
07/06/21 10:27:29 PM
#24
WilliamPorygon posted...

Anything related to the advertising industry

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TopicBo Burnham's Inside is so good.
JlM
07/06/21 6:09:38 PM
#14
That Funny Feeling is a legitimately good song.
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TopicMitt "I don't understand why plane windows don't open" Romney
JlM
07/06/21 11:52:28 AM
#18
Mitt "Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater" Romney
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TopicWhat was the last full album you listened to?
JlM
07/05/21 11:54:36 AM
#116
At any given time the odds are high that my answer is Folklore by Taylor Swift.

That is the answer right now.
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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/04/21 8:38:00 PM
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TopicJust went to the store. Didn't get shot.
JlM
07/04/21 8:29:02 PM
#5
Sounds like white privilege to me. Check your privilege.

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TopicWhen did you first see Pixar's WALL-E?
JlM
07/04/21 8:25:06 PM
#9
wackyteen posted...
Do you also fail to emotionally connect with other animated movies?

Sobbed like a fucking baby at Up. Still need to watch Coco.

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TopicWhen did you first see Pixar's WALL-E?
JlM
07/04/21 8:21:03 PM
#6
My friend insisted I watch it. Hated it. I can't feel an emotional connection to some shitty robot.

Same friend also made me watch Prometheus. What a pile of shit that movie was.

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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/04/21 7:34:28 PM
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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/04/21 7:28:39 PM
#90
https://i.imgur.com/q1Ke3cA.gif

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TopicI'm your little butterfly
JlM
07/04/21 1:01:49 PM
#2
Come my lady, come, come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar baby.
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TopicSaddam Hussein
JlM
07/03/21 7:21:21 PM
#75
Thia topic went places. Tag.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
07/02/21 5:13:13 PM
#340
Yeah, I don't see anyone left beating Italy.
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TopicHoneycrisp Apples are the best
JlM
07/02/21 12:01:08 PM
#13
Sweettango.

Cross between Honeycrisp and Zestar.
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TopicCanada Day should have been canceled long before cancel culture was trendy
JlM
07/01/21 5:20:47 PM
#10
I thought this said Canada Dry and was totally on board.

Schweppes gang for life.
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TopicWhen nudes of an actress exist but its looong after you lost interest in her
JlM
07/01/21 6:43:20 AM
#21
Effy! R.I.P. Freddie McClair

Wake me up when Grace Violet Blood has nudes.
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TopicCream cheese in sushi
JlM
06/30/21 7:46:15 PM
#14
I LOVE cream cheese. But not on sushi. Ruins both the taste and texture.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/29/21 3:17:24 PM
#300
Im having a hard time getting into this match. And the commentary on ESPN for it is abysmal.

Go Sweden. I'll check back in later.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/29/21 1:43:18 PM
#288
MaxEffingBemis posted...
JlM posted...
Yay England. Boo Sterling.
Boo you. Sterling the goat


Don't mind me, I'm just a salty Liverpool supporter. So floppy arms boy is on my shit list. I'll boo KDB too.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/29/21 1:39:03 PM
#284
Lmao Muller bottled that one HARD
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/29/21 1:34:31 PM
#282
Yay England. Boo Sterling.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/28/21 5:46:14 PM
#260
Wooooooow.
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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
JlM
06/28/21 4:48:41 PM
#255
Oh shit Switzerlaaaaaaaand!

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TopicWhat was the last full album you listened to?
JlM
06/28/21 4:05:56 PM
#67
Explosions In The Sky - All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone







Cool etching on side D.

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TopicHas anyone made a Superbad edit where it removes 90% of the cop scenes?
JlM
06/25/21 11:53:18 AM
#6
The way way Cera delivers "What were you doing smoking with those cops?" gets me every time.
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TopicThey combined mayonnaise with an Oreo.
JlM
06/24/21 8:40:33 PM
#26
What_ posted...
JlM posted...
I'm at the store right now, gonna send this to my wife and see if she falls for it.
Well?


She didn't :(
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TopicBased on usernames, we guess what others users are sexually turned on by.
JlM
06/24/21 12:44:30 PM
#18
TheFuriousInch posted...
apolloooo posted...
Big titty elves
Moon landings.


Any relatively shallow crevice
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TopicThey combined mayonnaise with an Oreo.
JlM
06/24/21 11:50:58 AM
#22
I'm at the store right now, gonna send this to my wife and see if she falls for it.
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TopicThe Mountain Goats/JD appreciation topic
JlM
06/24/21 10:33:48 AM
#12
For a while I was a little bummed that I didn't make a better effort to talk to him, but a couple of years later I actually saw him again, literally in the same stairwell.

But this time there was another fan in front of me. He started bowing to John and really freaking out, and John, visibly uncomfortable, kept begging the guy to stop. I felt relieved that my interaction was simple.

Also, if you haven't listened to the I Only Listen To The Mountain Goats podcast, I recommend it, although I assume you have. The vinyl pressing of the songs from it is one of the crispest, clearest, best sounding records I have.

They played a really heavy version of Family Happiness at one show that sticks out on my brain. I've asked John if they could do it again but he doesn't really recall what I mean. Kind of a bummer. I occasionally look in hopes of finding a bootleg of that show.

No Children, while not our actual wedding song, was one of the first songs played at our reception and and resulted in some very confused faces. Lol.
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TopicThe Mountain Goats/JD appreciation topic
JlM
06/24/21 10:15:10 AM
#10
I don't have much to write right now, but Goats are one of my favorite bands and is my wife's all time favorite.

We have pretty much everything in vinyl aside from Zopilote Machine, which I'm planning on getting her for her birthday or Christmas this year.

I've probably seen them more than any other band/artist, the only other one that I may have seen more would be John Vanderslice. I'm assuming you already are familiar with him from their work together. Moon Colony Bloodbath is the jewel of my record collection.

It's hard to pick out a single album as a favorite. All Eternals Deck is a really good one for me. If I'm being honest with myself though, it's probably Sunset Tree. It's the album that hot me into them and the only album that I could recite every word of no problem. I think Pale Green Things is one of the first songs to ever make me cry.

Heel Turn 2 and Damn These Vampires go back and forth as my favorite bstand alone track. And Sax Rohmer. And Lovecraft In Brooklyn. And Broom People. And Oceanographers Choice....and....you get it.

I met John in an empty staircase once before a concert. I didn't know what to say. So I just said "Thanks" and kept walking and he said "Thank you too". And that was that.

I guess I had more to write than I thought.
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TopicHow the hell do people rack up followers on social media?
JlM
06/24/21 7:07:15 AM
#17
Hashtags of everything. Even ones that barely or don't at all relate to the content you post.

Follow everyone.

Tag people in stories.

Buy followers.
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TopicWomen are so fascinating
JlM
06/24/21 7:05:30 AM
#11
But can women see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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TopicA girl asked a boy if she was pretty and he said "no".
JlM
06/23/21 7:25:52 PM
#26
One time we did a topic of increasingly stupid versions of the motorcycle one. I can't remember it verbatim but eventually one had him stooping completely telling her to get off, then driving into a wall.

Great thread, that.
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