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ArianaGrandSlam posted...

DrizztLink posted...

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https://twitter.com/ihavefourballs/status/1233863725565829120?s=21

LMAO
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I was never sure how to feel about the ending.

On one hand, it was really sweet how the family acknowledges in such matter of fact terms that Malcom is a brilliant kid with no ceiling.

On the other hand, they reject his true dreams and pressure him to shoot for an extremely difficult career that he doesn't want, for the benefit of themselves and people like them.
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J-Lo is the George Washington of ass.
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Back then I would have taken Tiny Toons easily. Now I would probably take Animaniacs
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1. John Vanderslice in some dude's living room.
2. The first time I saw Margot & The Nuclear So And Sos, totally hammered, at the Grog Shop.
3. Neutral Milk Hotel three nights in a row.
4. Coheed & Cambria with Dredg for the Star IV tour.
5. My first real concert, Opeth during the Blackwater Park tour.
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Machete posted...

VigorouslySwish posted...

She 100% voted for trump

I really doubt they voted at all.
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Ugh I hate when I syrup piss and my wife is like "Next time you spray diarrhea all over the bowl clean it for fucks sake".

So then I just piss in the shower but it's still too thick and soon I'm standing in 18 inches of my syrupy piss water.

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What fucking year is this.
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I'm triggered by the mentions of Mila, Cameron and Amanda Seyfried.
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Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are thought to be attractive, yeah?

No thanks.
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

That chick with the alien eyes

Emma Stone?
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How does a Canadian have such an annoying, weasley New England accent?
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EffectAndCause posted...

So we should #cancel my grandma?

My grandma has been very much cancelled for a solid 20 years at least.
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SomeGuyUO posted...

Is tickling unwanted touching? No one likes being tickled.

I once kicked my grandma in the face for tickling me. I told her not to do it, then told her to stop.

I refused to apologize. I warned the bitch.
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GameRaven masterace
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I like From Under The Cork Tree and Infinity On High. Everything after that has been very bad.
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Spinach-Artichoke dip or queso dip.

But of the options available, good ol' french fries
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Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches
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I'd suck it.
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HighOnSolar posted...

any radio station that edits out the and when the plane came in part is a big fat PHONY just wanted to throw that out there

I've never heard this line edited. Why would they edit that line??
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Someone left a bunch of handwritten then photocopied notes all over our brewery that said "LEARN THE FACTS DITCH THE MAKS(sic)".

That's all they said. No fact, no website, just poorly written babble.
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I played a cricket video game hoping that it would help me better understand the sport. I played for about 5 hours and at no point did I have a fucking clue what was happening.

The Anglophile in me is disappointed.
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Candace Owens and her stinky ass pussy
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Then :

Today :


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A GLOWING PIECE OF THE RADICAL ROOOOOOCK!!! Let's take it down to Mo!

Yes Mike, Krisoff from the Ukraine finished Bungie Basketball with a whopping 13 baskets.
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https://youtu.be/2AaVzo6Xwvo

It never stops being funny to me.
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If more people watched Jelle's Marble Runs, there would be more O'Rangers fans. OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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My completely helpless wife installed ours, so I'm going to assume they are not hard to install.
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I read it wrong. I thought I was picking the one I wanted. Was super confused why grits were so high.

Sorry, eggs, I fucked up.
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Questionmarktarius posted...

JlM posted...

They didn't like being told to pretend to play

Screwing around on Top of the Pops had been an art form for decades already, though.

Lol nice. Are there any other examples of this deliberate fuckery? I love it.
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Questionmarktarius posted...

BignutzisBack posted...

To be fair they weren't even using their own voices, it wasn't like they were lip-syncing to a track they themselves sang.

This.
Lip-synching and "miming" is how American Bandstand and Top of the Pops functioned, but it was the band pretending to be itself - outside of Pink Floyd or Beach Boys appearances where the vocalist was already insane, and some other guy in the band mimed the vocals.

https://youtu.be/DzRAZ1uS-Ao

I was never a huge Nirvana fan, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Nirvana on Top Of The Pops. They didn't like being told to pretend to play, so Cobain deliberately sings over the top with wrong lyrics, while Dave and Krist's "miming" is so absurd that it's obviously not them playing.

The behind shot with Dave just poking at the sky with the drum sticks kills me every time.
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*Frank Reynolds likes this*
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I don't even know the names of individuals in most of the bands I enjoy. Why would I know the ones in a group I have no interest in?
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I just made new ice, so don't jostle they trays.
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I played the fuck out of it at the start of pandemic. Really loved it. Did about as much as I could and then fell into the insanely boring and pointless Animal Crossing for a few months.

I just recently picked Stardew up again and play it for hours at a time. The new update added a good amount and now I want to try and 100% it, which will take forever.

Definitely one of my all time favorite games, but I'm a boring person, so not sure what that says.

My text alert is even a SDV sound effect.
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An 8" pee-pee.
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Replace the i with an l.
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Kitt posted...

A recording was played over the phone of Fuller's brother-in-law of Snoop Dogg attempting to convince him to surrender to no avail.

I can't figure out what this means.
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Just my balls.
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TommyG663513 posted...

But I do eat her poop

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Zlatan has a long history of being an annoying, cringy doofus just for the sake of being an annoying, cringy doofus.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Anyone whose introduction to Hugh Laurie was House is missing out

Blackadder/Fry and Laurie were banger

A Bit Of Fry And Laurie is one of my favorite shows ever.

Also, after watching The Wire and The Office, finding out that Idris Elba was English was kinda wild.
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I have both and never play either of them. :/
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Sold out already. Glad I snagged it this morning.
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I can't believe a guy that goes by "Danny Sexbang" would sleep with groupies.
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Three movies my wife begged me to go see with her, with her in the end agreeing they were shit :

Spy Game
The Lovely Bones
Freedomland
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Prestoff posted...

Luke Kane

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