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TopicYour signature on old posts now gets updated
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 5:10:38 PM
#2
What I want is the ability to have multiple signatures, and the system would randomly pick one when you post.

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TopicIs Far Cry 5 good?
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 5:03:45 PM
#15
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qv6d8hx1rk

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TopicTheres people that dont bathe daily?
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 4:23:07 PM
#12
If Im not dirty/sweaty, and Im not going anywhere, then theres no reason to.

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TopicWhat did you have for lunch today CE?
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 12:39:23 PM
#2
They say the customer is always right, even if he dodged the draft.

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TopicHave you ever stuffed a shower head full of vaseline before
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 12:25:36 PM
#2
Vaseline in my shower head
sometimes it blows my mind
keep getting slimed here all the time

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TopicRepublicans leaders are killing children
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 12:14:32 PM
#22
Republicans: we are against big government, unless its us!

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TopicIs Pepsi okay? Should be pepsi's slogan
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 12:11:41 PM
#3
Pepsi:When The Restaurant Doesnt Carry Coke Products

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Topic"Workers will take a pay cut to stay remote"
mustachedmystic
08/05/21 12:02:19 PM
#31
Duncanwii posted...
It doesnt matter in the long run. Oil based cars are being phased out in order to bring in the far inferior electric ones. You'd probably waste more time charging the thing then you would driving to work.
where did you get your BA in BS?

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TopicNyc expected to require proof of vaccination for indoor dining, gyms
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:08:26 PM
#151
SauI_Goodman posted...
I just took a picture of mine. I aint carrying that thing around everywhere.


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TopicWow, Siri thinks Uranus is not important
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 7:53:05 PM
#2
Thats dumb

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TopicWTF is this garbage?
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 4:47:50 PM
#17
It should be obvious not to take someone seriously when they cannot spell the word crow correctly.

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TopicOlivia Rodrigo has some nice pair of titties and cute face
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 11:12:24 AM
#8
What_ posted...
Hey its Latino Hilary swank
I totally see it.

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TopicOlivia Rodrigo has some nice pair of titties and cute face
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 11:11:25 AM
#7
TC, you are a strange duck. Making a look at dis hot chick topic, den signing in wit an alt to say yeah! Id fuck her!!.

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TopicAn Olympic shot putter in action
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 11:06:31 AM
#8
KILBOTz posted...
hes probably spinning really fast
I dont remember people in dat NASA centrifuge thingy having eyelids dat look like dat.

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TopicHow do your politics compare to 10 years ago?
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 10:58:28 AM
#7
Probably the same, but now a days I cant even look in the rights direction without being repulsed.

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TopicDa Baby was tryna buy NBC
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 10:56:27 AM
#27
thronedfire2 posted...
hah, buy NBC? like he's got 4 million dollars just laying around
You think NBC is only worth 4 million? Tell me you meant billion.

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TopicThere are some big titties on local LA news
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 10:55:01 AM
#19
In LA large breasts are required if you even want to get close to a TV camera.

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TopicAre sports exciting to you?
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 10:52:49 AM
#19
They are a lot more fun to watch with friends than alone.

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TopicCollege students are buying fake vaccine cards to circumvent shot requirements
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 9:36:38 AM
#46
Dollars to donuts all this has been explained totropicalwood a dozen times, but he will be asking the same questions in the next topic.

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TopicITT: It's 2006
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 9:01:07 AM
#4
Back then they were handing out 300k mortgages like candy to anyone with a pulse and a paycheck.

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TopicIsraeli Woman Donates Her Kidney to a 3-Year-old Palestinian Boy
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:55:48 AM
#13
Lairen posted...
I wonder if such age difference can have any negative effects. Like when the boys 50 his kidneys 97?
I dont know, but he can always get another one down the road.

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TopicIsraeli Woman Donates Her Kidney to a 3-Year-old Palestinian Boy
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:54:28 AM
#10
Antifar posted...
I don't know how kidneys work, but wouldn't that be like, too big?
Post #8

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TopicRepublicans have a new consp
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:53:16 AM
#16
Heineken14 posted...
Don't forget that in between blaming Nancy and the democrats he would admit that he shot the guy too.
I shot this poor bastard, but Nancy made me do it! Therefore Im no more guilty of the crime than this gun I am holding!

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TopicIsraeli Woman Donates Her Kidney to a 3-Year-old Palestinian Boy
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:49:55 AM
#8
Lairen posted...
So a 3 year old has a 50 year old kidney?
I think they only take part of the doners kidney in cases such as this one.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicRepublicans have a new consp
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:47:01 AM
#13
I could come up with another long winded analogy, but it isnt necessary, all that needs to be said is, Republican voters will believe literally anything their politicians tell them.

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TopicWhy do you think black people make up almost 75% of NBA players?
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:41:30 AM
#47
pinky0926 posted...
aussie rules football
So, Aussie Football is akin to rugby?

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TopicRepublicans have a new consp
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:35:12 AM
#8
Remember how Donald trump said he could shoot someone in the street? Well, he could do that, then hold a news conference covered in blood, holding the gun and standing on the corpse, claiming Nancy Pelosi shot the poor guy, and his supporters would be demanding her arrest.

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TopicLOL our entire pharmacy is quitting
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:21:58 AM
#193
DrizztLink posted...
It's fucking ASTRONOMICAL.

A vial of insulin costs at most $7 to produce and can be sold for $300.
yes I know the drug companies make bank. I am asking about the pharmacies profit margin.

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TopicLOL our entire pharmacy is quitting
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 8:12:34 AM
#191
Prismsblade posted...
With how much big phermas charge Idk why they can't pay they're employees more.
Can anyone here enlighten us on the profit margin on prescription meds? I cant imagine its very much, but what do I know.
edit: I am talking about the pharmacies margin, in case anyone didnt understand.

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TopicWhy does our hair get greasy and why do we wash it out?
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 7:35:27 AM
#33
https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU

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TopicCollege students are buying fake vaccine cards to circumvent shot requirements
mustachedmystic
08/04/21 1:24:58 AM
#20
Tropicalwood posted...
If they were as safe as the government presents
If they werent as safe as government presents there would be tens of thousands of people dying and suffering from severe side effects. Yet, there is a only a mere handful.

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TopicPopular things mostly everyone seems to like that you don't?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 8:44:35 PM
#42
Weezer, it's like I'm allergic to The Sweater Song.

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TopicThis is the best picture ill ever take.
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 7:59:08 PM
#7
No offense, but that picture wouldnt even get a passing grade in a high school photography class.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicYoutuber refers to LGBTQ as "the alphabet people"
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 7:51:48 PM
#85
Is dat anything like da letter people?
https://youtu.be/QMxkevtel-k

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicIf you never had jack in the box or Whataburger before you are missing out.
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 7:49:07 PM
#19
I dont know if there are any Whataburger in St. Louis. As for Jack, Ive had their crappy tacos one or twice.

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TopicChris Cuomo is still better than Trump
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 6:28:59 PM
#5
Vicious_Dios posted...
Almost Fall season, and these blokies still have Trump running through their minds. Give it a rest, fam.
Yall were mobsessed with Hilary for years after she became irrelevant, not to mention Hunter Biden, and he never was. Trump on the other hand is still material, due to the fact that hes still considered the GOP leader, and will most likely run again in 2024.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhy does our hair get greasy and why do we wash it out?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 6:21:07 PM
#22
LeoRavus posted...
When I showered daily and skipped deodorant for a day I'd smell myself.
Dats cause it takes more than a day for nose blindness to kick in.

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TopicThere's something about fishnets that really does something for me
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:53:57 PM
#6
See, Im the opposite, just the thought of them makes me picture 80s Cher.

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TopicIf giving a chance would you want to be a male prostitute servicing women?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:52:02 PM
#5
Are you saying the move Bruce Bigalo: Male Gigalo lied to me?

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TopicCE's Cats #5
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:49:09 PM
#38
I love a black kitty! We had one back on the day, he was the size of a small dog, sometimes people would mistake him for one.

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Topicanyone here knows how to change a tire?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:45:10 PM
#29
smoke_break posted...
It's easy if the lug nuts aren't too tight. If they are fuck it, I'll just call someone instead fighting to get them loose.
Whatever you do, dont try homemade thermite, youll regret it. For some reason I have BBT on the head today.

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Topicanyone here knows how to change a tire?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:41:08 PM
#25
MrDrMan posted...
Mine too. Star pattern is burned into my mind.
I believe if you go in a circle, you will end up over tightening the first ones, and under tightening the last ones.

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TopicI think i got covid
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:34:50 PM
#20
Fantastic!

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Topicanyone here knows how to change a tire?
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:30:27 PM
#13
The hardest part woul be knowing where to place the jack

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TopicCinderella official trailer
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 5:07:33 PM
#7
https://youtu.be/MCOrtJMQmVs

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TopicAstronomers spot light from behind a Black Hole. Proving Einstein right.
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 4:55:37 PM
#2
For some reason, that picture made me think of when Pennys bf thought the nerds were going to blow up the moon. I dont have anything intelligent to say


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TopicIsraeli Woman Donates Her Kidney to a 3-Year-old Palestinian Boy
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 4:48:58 PM
#4
I'd like to think I could give a kidney to a stranger, but I probably couldnt. Now, Id donate to family without a second thought.

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TopicIt seems that people who have blocked others are having issues
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 4:30:18 PM
#21
BlackOmnimon posted...
You have all blocked people... from your hearts.
Test quote

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TopicIt seems that people who have blocked others are having issues
mustachedmystic
08/03/21 4:29:40 PM
#20
Im not having any issues, or at least I dont think I am.

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