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This is the end, my only friend

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

mooreandrew58 posted...

It's still absurd it even crossed lawmakers minds.

Oh, I think they know how absurd it is. Pols. live to propose laws that will please their constituents, even when they know they are inane, and unconstitutional. It allows them to look like they are serving the citizens without having to expend any political capital. They can also say I tried, but the other side blocked me!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

F1areaGaman posted...

Theres a large difference between forcing a trial vaccine to enter somewhere and telling someone not to smoke in the building.

Instead of beating the trial label like a dead horse, why not open your eyes, and youll see that 70% of Americans have at least one dose, and statistically insignificant numbers of serious side effects mean the vaccines are in fact very safe.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Dis topic reminds me, I need to start watching The Orville again. I liked the first season, but fell off because I didnt have Hulu at the time. Ill probably just start over from the beginning.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I wonder, do they have barrels full of free rifles for the taking lying around, like in the unreleased version of Bioshock Infinite?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I have no doubt an occasional strip or 2 can be part of a healthy diet. It just isnt part of mine. Although I am getting IMOs tonight, its a pre anesthesia tradition, who knows maybe I will get bacon.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

No

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Smackems posted...

Imagine caring about this shit

Go outside

I am outside, and I say screw her.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Bleuets posted...

oh we got a spicy one here, Ill take you like a man

Only if you do one thing for me big boy. Wherever you are, yell out really loud, give me liberty, and give me death!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Bleuets posted...

there is no vaccine mandate here so I guess Im following the law

Whatever, Caution. My question, if/when there is a mandate, will you take it like a man? Or will you bitch about your freedoms, thinking you are like some kind of modern day Patrick Henry?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Dark_SilverX posted...

Who needs freedom when de Blasio gonna take care of you?

Oh please, fuck off with that crap. We just want everyone to take some responsibility for the collective health of society. Funny how Republicans harp on responsibility for everyone else, but when its time for them to take a vaccine, or god forbid, wear a mask, they are like muh freedoms!!!.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Drpooplol posted...

Yeah this, I have no idea why people think this is anything new.

I know, most people hold access to the whole of human knowledge in their hands, but are unwilling, or unable to google a simple question.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

FrankJaegr posted...

You think theyd ask for your permission? LOL

They would if you have pale skin. Dats white privilege, my friend.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Houston posted...

Very, very dangerous precedent.

Not really, the Supreme Court ruled a long time ago that governments can mandate vaccines.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Complaint: youre a douche!
criticism: you are a douche because, . . .

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I held it in for over 3 hours at a concert a couple weeks back. When I finally went, I peed for 3 minutes. Felt so good!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

What if a cop came up to you and said, my K9 wants to tongue your bunghole, would you consent?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

DeadBankerDream posted...

Why is her never smoking relevant

Probably because upwards of 80% of lung cancers are attributable to smoking.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Nintendoomed89 posted...

Kindergarten Cop, but mostly because it was the most recent movie of his that I watched.

It is not a tuma!!!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

We never had an answering machine. Didnt need one, there was always someone home.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8d0x1WcAc

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Feline_Heart posted...

I used to watch that a lot. The people who made that also made another series called Superbook but that one wasnt as good

I remember that one too, couldn't remember what it was called. I haven't seen them since I was 8, were they Japanese? I remember assuming they were, because of the animation.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Lol

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I dont remember the last time I used it.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Anyone here remember an old Christian cartoon called Flying House?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

MrFingers07 posted...

My wallpaper is something called Fluid.

https://paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-Fluid-Simulation/

My ringtone is the default one, I hate talking to people on the phone. Anyone who tries to call me will just get declined, if you want to talk to me then text me. Fuck that lol

Man, I could have played with that for hours back in my acid days.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Both were default, that is till I got a load of wii_shakers sweet Bowser pic.
I would love to get the ringtone from the phones in CTU(24), I looked in the store, and it wasnt there.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Just seems a little odd for mr. half mil. condo. But then, what am I saying? All your topics are stealth brags.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Yall really dont know what an answering machine is?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Is she the one from that ad where ale kicks the phone out of some guys hand (with a ball), then is like, eat at Subway?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Dude, bragging about saving a couple bucks on laundry?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

It means she knows you from here, Vegy.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Patty_Fleur posted...

She fucking quit. He's passionate about his play. It's not the same.

Dude, you should set up a booth at a douche convention. Youd make bank!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I haven been to a barber since my old one retired almost 20 years ago. Now I go to SportsClips.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

SiO4 posted...

Right...It's just another stunt gimmick structure that is fucking up NYC's Skyline.

Its a 150 foot tall structure in Manhattan, how can it fuck up the skyline?
It was reminding me of something, and I couldnt put my finger on it, but then it ho me, the cover of Tommy!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

But what is it? Something to climb?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Southernfatman posted...

They're all named Bruce.

Chances are one or two changed its name to Caitlyn.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I just can't find any motivation to turn on my PS4, and I bought a couple of games back in march that I never started up.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Does it have helicopters?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

No shit, he works for CarShield now. WOOOOOOOOO!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Keep doing shows? They stopped doing shows 4 years before they broke up.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I go to bed between 8:30 and 9, and get up around 4:15.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

wackyteen posted...

<____< That's a long fucking time to walk. That's like... 4 hours or something >_>

Took me 3 hours 17 minutes. I averaged 1351 per mile. I usually do about 13 and a half minutes per mile, though.

I usually like to walk 20 miles, but my hip wont let me.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

I like to take really long walks, but my left hip has been bothering me lately. Today I only got 14 miles in

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Dat picture reminds me of a Grunt standing next to an Elite.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

StarDestroyer posted...

Even ENT started to grow on me after awhile. I'm still waiting to see if the Star wars sequels will.

I rewatched it a while back, and two things stuck out to me. First, its much better than I remember, and secondly, TPol is hot as fuck.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

ssj3vegeta posted...

no

Are you denying that you or dirty? Or that youre old, or that you are a man?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

Dumb ass site, I was going to post the simpsons clip, but can't, the URL has fuck without a c in it.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

One of my fav. Doors songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.

SauI_Goodman posted...

give me a parachute and i'll do it

I don't think they go that high.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.