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TopicLions are still the most Alpha animals of all time
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 10:49:27 PM
#10
modena posted...
Exactly,they lay around roaring until they get dinner served.

Male lions don't hunt because the prey will be able to easily spot their manes. They will come in to help if muscle is needed to bring down something big like a water buffalo though.

Their main job though is patrolling the pride's territory and keeping everyone safe. One male lion can take on multiple females at once and still win, that's how strong they are. Males will kill any previous cubs when they defeat the previous male and take over the pride. Very rarely can the females prevent even a single male from doing this, let alone if its brothers or cousins teaming up.

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Topicwow Blizzard. fucking wow *patch 9.1 spoilers*
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 10:32:25 PM
#17
MixedRaceBaby posted...
they're already dropping the night warrior story, with elune saying "gg" and sapping away tyrandes super powers.

Illidans in outer space lmao.

The Night Elves just can't have anything good now can they? I mean they are supposed to be by the the most powerful race on the planet based on past lore, yet somehow a couple of fucking catapults can burn down their mile high magically protected world tree with them being completely powerless to stop it. I honestly don't understand why Blizzard started hating them so much after Warcraft III.

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TopicShould property damage and vandalism be legalized?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 9:07:54 PM
#8
The-Apostle posted...
No. WTF is this flopic?

It has to do with all the extremist left wing people on this site arguing that because a cop killed a black guy it doesn't matter if stores are looted or burned to the ground because "its only property not a life."

Nevermind the fact that people's lives depend on those stores.

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Topicwow Blizzard. fucking wow *patch 9.1 spoilers*
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:56:53 PM
#8
They probably (finally) realized it was a bad idea to keep killing off all the Horde leaders. Or having them go evil and then killing them off.

I don't play anymore, but from what I know of the story for this expansion, a redemption story seems really fucking stupid. Like anyone on the Alliance is going to give a shit. The Night Elves will probably make it their mission to hunt her down and kill her no matter what anyway. Where's Illidan when you need him?

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TopicWhich Nintendo series has the best music?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:53:38 PM
#37
Mario and then Zelda.

The music in Super Mario 64 was absolutely perfect for each world in comparison to what you were doing. I have never seen a game where the world/level and the music blended as well as that.

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Topic"Future LotR films should acknowledge the book's queer leanings"
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:45:27 PM
#45
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Whichever dwarf it was and Evangeline Lilly's character was the invented romance.

Not to mention the invented character as well. Of course the more Evangeline Lilly the better.

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TopicChild Slender Man STABBER will be RELEASED because she's No Longer a THREAT!!
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:42:45 PM
#24
40 years seems insane considering she was only 12 and the girl didn't die. I mean adults who actually commit murder and with the intent to commit murder don't usually get 40 years.

I don't understand why one got 40 years though and the other only 25. Didn't they both stab the third girl?

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TopicCould you be roommates with Sheldon Cooper?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:35:13 PM
#30
The_Korey posted...
Wait, so does this include topics on how we'd hypothetically deal with Leather Face and other fictional killers?

@Error1355 explain this malarky.

Who the fuck knows. I was modded for saying I would strangle a preachy vegan if I was locked in a room with them. And not an actual named person mind you, but just if you were hypothetically locked in a room with a made up vegan. And then the circus voted to uphold that moderation.

Ignore whatever the "rules" are here. Aside from being vague and poorly defined, you generally only get modded based on how much the mods like or dislike you. Of course you don't get to see the invisible list to know if you are on it or not, and if you are why you are on it.

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TopicTeacher who said it's her RIGHT to have SEX with STUDENTS gets 18 MONTHS!!
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:27:12 PM
#7
I suppose you have to give it to her for originality. Out of all these teacher/student sex scandals over the years I don't think I have ever once heard one of them argue that it's her right to have sex with her students.

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TopicWhy do people want to kill child molesters?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 8:11:21 PM
#68
PoundGarden posted...
Well obviously, the point I was making was I don't believe anyone chooses to be a pedophile, any more than someone chooses to be gay, straight etc.

You're not wrong, but isn't it a double edged sword? Meaning most people who molest children really don't do much time at all. So with these softball sentences of 6-24 months, doesn't it stand to reason they would see that as a "fair trade"? Doesn't that remove any incentive to not reoffend when they know they can be out in as little as a few months with good behavior? But to your point, even if we implemented stricter sentences like a 5 or 10 year minimum, wouldn't that also incentivize them to kill the child and hide their crime?

Idk that there really is a good solution.

No because raping and killing the child IS usually a life sentence. "Just" rape depends on the age and the circumstances. There are a ton of factors that go into charges and sentencing. Contrary to the opinions of people on CE, there is a difference between teenagers and prepubescent children. You will get less time if you rape a teenager vs a ten year old. And less for a ten year old vs a five year old. You would also get less for a 17 year old vs a 12/13 year old depending what the cut off for that state is.

They also take consent into account. Even though no 15 year old is allowed to legally consent to sex in any US state with someone older then 19/20, depending on Romeo & Juliet cutoff, that doesn't mean it was against the 15 year olds will. That will be take into consideration. Also your age as well. If you are 30 having sex with a 15 year old you will probably be getting more time then a 20 year old.

Which state, and how big an asshole the judge is are also factors. There have been 18 year old high school students who have gone to prison for years for having sex with their 16/17 year old girlfriends because the judge is an asshole with no common sense. Also each state defines different acts as different things. My state considers oral sex to be rape, same as penetration. Other states only consider penetration to be rape and other things to be lesser charges like sexual assault. Abuse is also take into account. Obviously raping someone is considered abuse and is traumatic, but if you tie someone up and/or beat the shit out of them while raping them then you will get more time.

So it isn't as simple as oh they will be out in a few months. Rarely does that happen. When it does there are other factors at play or its just because the judge is a moron. Death was take off the table because there were a bunch of dead children. It's not like they just decided to do that out of the goodness of their hearts. If someone knows they are going to die if caught then they have nothing to lose and no incentive to keep anyone alive which could lead to them getting caught.

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TopicCould you be roommates with Sheldon Cooper?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:50:50 PM
#27
Xatrion posted...
I would have to strangle him immediately, if not for my own sanity, then for the good of the world.

You can't say this. Saying you would kill a fictional person is against the rules on this site according to the mods.

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TopicOur Queen and future US President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dancing
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:47:13 PM
#25
This Cult of Cortez that exists on here gets even more delusional by the day.

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TopicHow do ugly guys get hotter girls?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:44:23 PM
#2
You are forgetting one.

5). He has three legs.

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TopicWhat is the home planet for the humans in star wars?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:42:15 PM
#6
Wasn't Coruscant the Extended Universe answer so now it's just whatever the fuck Disney decides to pull out of their ass if they ever care?

Besides, according to the Disney fanboys if it's not in the movies it's not canon so technically speaking there are no humans in Star Wars as they were never called human in the movies.

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TopicWhy do people want to kill child molesters?
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:30:41 PM
#66
And this is why none of you are prosecutors, because if any of you were we would just have a bunch of dead kids.

Life in prison or the death penalty isn't a punishment for child molestation by design. The reason being if someone molests a child and is caught and they will be put to death, then they have no reason to keep that child alive and risk being caught. It is done for the specific purpose of saving children and not backing the molester into a corner where the penalty for molesting the kid is the same as for killing the kid so they might as well kill the kid so they can't tell anyone.

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Topic"Future LotR films should acknowledge the book's queer leanings"
Gamerguymass
07/06/21 7:05:14 PM
#28
Lukey_Bug posted...
I never saw anything homoerotic about any of it. Hell, a major story in the Silmarillion involves a dude accidentally boning his sister and getting her pregnant. (Besides Berien and Luthien its the best story in it)

How the fuck do you "accidentally" bone your sister?

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TopicDo women tend to be more mature than men their own age?
Gamerguymass
07/05/21 11:00:52 PM
#10
It has already been scientifically proven that girls mature about two years faster then boys.

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Topickiddy kong is donkey + dixie's child
Gamerguymass
07/05/21 2:04:37 AM
#9
Donkey and Diddy aren't even the same species, so he would be more like an adopted son.

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TopicShould voting be required by law?
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 11:01:05 PM
#12
Cheater87 posted...
Australia has vote or go to jail.

Australia suffers from heat stroke as the increasing summer temperatures fry their brains.

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TopicAndrew Cuomo's Youngest Daughter comes out as DEMISEXUAL!! Is She Hot??
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 10:44:46 PM
#8
I don't know why she would think everyone's sexuality should be seen as fluid when 95% of the human population is straight.

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TopicDo you know the DIFFERENCE between a CHEETAH, JAGUAR and LEOPARD??
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 10:40:00 PM
#11
I hit the wrong circle option by accident in the poll.

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TopicCoca-Cola ironically bans the word 'lesbian' from customisable Gay Pride bottles
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 7:09:20 PM
#28
UnfairRepresent posted...
As a rule of thumb, conservatives are more hostile towards creativity and fun

There's a reason why the Lego movie focuses on Batman and fluffy unicorns and girls with rainbow hair and not Robert E. Lee and Jesus

Ok so no actual reason, just the one you pulled out of your ass. Gotcha.

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TopicCoca-Cola ironically bans the word 'lesbian' from customisable Gay Pride bottles
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 3:01:05 PM
#24
UnfairRepresent posted...
They're assholes but they're not wrong when they point out that the companies don't really care

LGBT "pride" support is all marketing.

Only one that seems to actually be trying to support LGBT is Lego and I think that's just because market reseach shows SJWs fucking love Lego and conservatives don't.

Why would SJWs love Lego and conservatives don't? Unless I'm missing something I can't think of anything they have done that would make one group love them and the other not care.

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Topicthoughts on this fan art of Miranda Lawson?
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 2:56:26 PM
#17
Not enough whining about her daddy issues.

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TopicI still think its fucking weird to manage your daughter as a sex symbol
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 12:47:17 PM
#7
Thora Birch was 17 in American Beauty so her parents had to be there by law I believe.

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TopicReminder this 4th that the US doesnt deserve to be celebrated.
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 12:32:12 PM
#64
The amount of ignorance about World War II in this thread is depressing.

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TopicNew Jersey is the #1 state in
Gamerguymass
07/04/21 12:23:32 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
Where's Texas rank?!?

Number one obviously. Only the most Patriotic of Patriots that ever Patriated could live in such a Patriotic state.

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Topic27 y/o Guard Cut a HOLE in her PANTS to have SEX with an INMATE! Is She Hot??
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 7:37:08 PM
#14
First off, she's hot. I can't believe she was actually a prison guard.

Secondly, if you are just going to fuck in full view of all the other prisoners then what's the point of cutting a hole in your pants? Wouldn't it just be easier to pull them down?

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TopicLol, mods gave someone who said 'deport all ____ to Africa' only a warning
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 7:32:20 PM
#13
So just so we can all plan ahead, how many alts do you have that you are planning on getting banned tonight?

Just for scheduling purposes.

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TopicHow would you fix the gun violence in Chicago and Detroit?
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 6:57:24 PM
#79
Well damn, I can't believe that account still exists.

Anyway at this point in time there is unfortunately probably only one way to get rid of all the gang crime and related violence in Chicago, but its not something anyone wants to actually do or see happen.

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TopicDear americans. What do you think about drinking age being lower in Canada
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 6:46:04 PM
#49
Robot2600 posted...
Almost everyone in America thinks it should be 18 ("If you can join the Army you can have a beer.")

Why did Republicans ban flavored vaping? Our politicians like to go after stupid stuff like this.

They didn't go far enough. ALL smoking and vaping should be banned and the production of such materials made illegal.

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TopicUS Olympian that protested anthem joked about rape, mocked Asians in old tweets
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 6:32:36 PM
#43
DeadBankerDream posted...
Imagine thinking "I'm gonna rape my lunch" is a smoking gun tweet to criticize someone with.

Since when are rape jokes considered acceptable? Any time someone makes one Twitter rips their head off about it. I mean you wouldn't say "This porn is so hot I'm going to go sexually assault myself!" So how is this fine when she could have literally used a whole host of other words that would have been no big deal? It has to do with being in bad taste. Obviously the other racist stuff she said is worse, but that doesn't all of a sudden make this appropriate.

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TopicUS Olympian that protested anthem joked about rape, mocked Asians in old tweets
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 4:13:35 PM
#22
Opisseus posted...
She can be a piece of shit and also well within her right to not respect the anthem. You rightists are insane

What does this have to do with right wingers? A racist is still a racist regardless of skin color, and calling them out on it isn't a left or right issue. Nor is calling her a hypocrite which she is.

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TopicWhat do you think about people who live with their parents into their 30's?
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 3:27:04 PM
#31
Dakimakura posted...
I would say 100% of people live at home.

Well not the homeless.

But that should say over 50% of people over 30 still live at home. As in with their parents.

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TopicHow do I deal with a friend who wouldn't stop buying me drinks?
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 3:25:21 PM
#10
Beg him to buy you all the fancy watches you pretend to be able to afford.

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TopicElder Squirrels Online is the best console MMO
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 3:20:40 PM
#2
Don't you mean Guild Walruses 2?

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TopicWhat do you think about people who live with their parents into their 30's?
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 3:19:12 PM
#28
Aren't the current statistics that something like over 50% of people still live at home now?

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TopicPatricia Hernandez is Kotaku's new editor-in-chief.
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 12:04:55 PM
#49
CyricZ posted...
Yeah, there was a harassment campaign against developer Zoe Quinn and accusations of favoritism because she had dated one of the people who reviewed her game, Gone Home.

Between that and the harassment of Anita Sarkeesian earlier in the year, there was a response from game journos in the form of articles about the gamer identity.

And that started Gamergate.

More like it was found out that those responsible for reviewing indie games were also contributing to the Patreons for those games to be developed. Gaming "journalists" then tried to make it about gamers being in the wrong when people got rightfully pissed about this truth coming out. And of course at the time people were still clueless enough to believe the scam artist who was playing the victim card.

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TopicI paid for premium, 2 days later she blocked me LMAO
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 11:55:27 AM
#11
1 - Pick your favorite search engine

2 - Search the term "porn"

3 - Be absolutely amazed

4 - Come back in a few months to tell us how things went

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TopicMy gf wont show me her mommy milkers while skyping :(
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 11:50:26 AM
#24
Duncanwii posted...
People may try to record the skype and use it for blackmail. Her words.

How many people are joining you in this Skype conversation?

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Topicwhat exactly killed rock?
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 11:22:38 AM
#137
Here's my favorite 'new' rock band. I say 'new' because this song is from their upcoming third studio album but it will be their first album signed to a label. Jason Flom himself signed them to a five record deal. For anyone that knows who that is you know he has signed some bands/singers that have gone on to become hugely popular.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TlOy0XbFVlM

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TopicSmashfaqs prefers butts over boobs
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 8:40:29 AM
#24
lilORANG posted...
Boobs are for actual literal children. They exist to feed children.

Boobs exist to sexually attract men. That is why our ancestors evolved them. Human females are the only mammals on earth that have boobs regardless of child status. All other mammals develop breasts while pregnant for the purpose of nursing and then when they stop nursing the breasts go away. In humans breasts start developing in girls before they even can get pregnant then stay with a woman her entire life, even beyond menopause when she can no longer have children and breasts serve no purpose in relation to feeding children.

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TopicSmashfaqs prefers butts over boobs
Gamerguymass
07/03/21 8:09:19 AM
#16
AmericaTheBrave posted...
When every boy enters puberty, what's the stereotypical thing they are obsessed with? Boobs.

Boobs are for children. Ass is for mature adults.

Ass was for our unevolved prehuman ancestors. Women literally started to evolve breasts to attract men when they started walking upright and losing body hair.

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TopicTom Holland and Zendaya spotted kissing in public
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07/02/21 5:12:23 PM
#18
NeonOctopus posted...
So what happens if they have a break up but still have to work together and fake a relationship in the movies? >_>

I mean this is exactly what happened with Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galeki on The Big Bang Theory.

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TopicSpace Jam game free for game pass out today!
Gamerguymass
07/01/21 6:39:26 PM
#7
Oh, it's with LeBron and not Jordan?

Pass.

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TopicNebraska MOM gets 102 YEARS for having SEX with her DAUGHTER'S 12 y/o FRIEND!!
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07/01/21 6:30:11 PM
#50
Well this is certainly an absurdly excessive sentence.

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Topicman, some people do way too much
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07/01/21 6:18:24 PM
#16
I'm hoping those guns are fake because this could have ended up with her being so pissed off she grabs one of them and shoots her dumbass boyfriend for being such a dumbass.

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