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There's a report out saying the shooter claimed he targeted these places not because they're Asian but because he is a sex addict. So it doesn't appear race-motivated, if that report holds up.

I don't know how he could possibly feel that murdering innocent people would cure his addiction. What an awful, tragic story.

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You're vaccinated for anthrax?

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

peggy carter says otherwise

I mean...

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I feel like you've told a story like this about the liquor store. Something about a customer altercation in the parking lot/entrance.

Also

argonautweakend posted...

I recognize them from a previous job as being annoying.

^ I read this as it was your job to be annoying lol

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Is Mike Judge attached?

Edit: Sorry commented before following the link I'm stoked!

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Went through and upvoted a bunch of your stuff duders

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It happened to me a while back. They'll get bored eventually and forget.

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I'm getting really good at plunging toilets. Must be all the massive turds I drop #thinlyveiledbrag

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Zikten posted...

I barely felt it

Bet you hear that a lot

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adjl posted...

$20 a year*

Oops. Yeah that

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Who tf said anything about sex dude this topic is about entering holes.

Physically penetrating their hot, musky depths and leaving the dripping caves underwhelmed with our stature and disappointed in our spelunking performance

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My kids use the Switch more than I do, and they love the virtual consoles. My oldest has been super into Mario Maker 2 as well, which has multiplayer so I pay for it for that mostly

I have a Super Nintendo as well as a SNES and NES mini, with most of the games we play on the VC, so I could probably ditch it, but like adjl says it's only $20 a month so I don't mind

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Or you could get this:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/941005486/marine-steampunk-gothic-lighter

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captpackrat posted...

I just wish they made them in brass as well as chrome.

Might want to check etsy or some shit. There's probably someone out there who makes replicas in brass

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GTurtlte posted...

Where the sequel at

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Trouble-Little-China-Vol/dp/1608867161

I love Eric Powell's work with The Goon but unfortunately this comic is just sort of "okay"

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Cacciato posted...

get a cheap gym membership somewhere like Planet Fitness. Unlimited showers for like 20 bucks a month

Plus the added benefit of getting swole af

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Heads up Mead first injection goes in the left testicle, second dose in the right.

Wish someone had told me ahead of time when I got mine out of the back of a minivan by the Home Depot loading dock

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Lokarin posted...

I kinda wish there was a Bob Ross for anime... A tutorial where you're expected to draw along and it's presented in that way.

https://youtu.be/GlebP_Duflc

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Just hit yourself with delousing powder and Axe body spray every couple of days you'll be straight

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streamofthesky posted...

Even sadder that people are such sheep lining up to buy something just b/c it's new an shiny despite having no actual reason to own the damn thing.

"I checked twitter every day for 2 months and needed 6 failed attempts before I was finally granted the incredible honor of spending $500 for exclusive access to a remaster of a 10 year old game."

If this is directed at me, I bought mine for my brother who is a combat veteran with severe PTSD, and video games is one of the few things that bring him any joy. He lost his father in December and both of his dogs shortly after that and has been in a pretty terrible state. I was adamant about not buying from a scalper, so I used the method listed above to get one as soon as possible. Was hoping for Christmas but I didn't get one until a few weeks after Christmas.

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Mead posted...

Love that movie

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Blighboy posted...

Did you post a pic of a girl getting fucked by Crash

lmao

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I have a double burner griddle that's great for pancakes I'll check the brand...

Cuisinart 10"x18" has a possible product code "MCP45-25NS"

I'd prefer cast iron but with a family of 5 having this double burner griddle is great. Wonder if they make a cast iron double

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Pffft no fucking way, you guys are pushing some liberal agenda put forward by Big Calculator and funded by baby-eating George Soros

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Clench281 posted...

You only got 3.14 right

Prove it

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I'm a big math nerd. Some would even call me a mathiac

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I can recite pi to 100 numerals or some shit from memory look:

3.147652689865411356789086547897432356799865432113 -space because this website sucks like that- 456788988887644445566788532345894247995432467643468864456

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I'll have to try those I just bought some buttermilk for a cake.

This is the pancake recipe I've been making. Not at all like buttermilk pancakes though, but they're still good.

https://www.superhealthykids.com/recipes/brain-booster-pancake-recipe/

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lmao wth

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Aculo posted...

@Far-Queue
any suggestions? i'm bad at twittering, ok?

Find some restock accounts (I followed Supply Ninja, King of Restock, Target PS5 Alerts, PlayStation 5 Restock and Rumors, and a couple others) and follow them, and make sure you turn on notifications for ALL notifications.

It's kinda annoying, especially because some of them tweet restocks for sneakers and fad toys that no one gives a shit about, but you gotta enable full notifications or you risk missing out.

Then just wait for the tweets and have your credit card ready. Supply Ninja and King of Restock were really good about giving people tips. They say it's good if you set up Apple Pay if you have an iPhone (speeds up the checkout process), they recommend having multiple browser windows for Playstation Direct (not sure if Xbox has something similar).

But basically you just need to be quick. Try to get it in your cart and check out as fast as possible. More than once I had a PS5 in my cart and it would "disappear" before I could finish checking out. But I didn't get discouraged. I knew what I was up against. Took me about a week but I managed to get one from Target.

Also, Newegg does these "shuffle" raffles occasionally and it's sort of a free lottery where you can put in for a chance to get a console (or graphics card, etc) and if you "win" its basically a guaranteed purchase.

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Aculo posted...

i'm trying to buy a friend a series x for his birthday, but it's been stupidly difficult to do, and probably won't make it before the day comes, ok?

Those restock Twitter accounts do series X, too ;)

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Zikten posted...

The needle was smallest I ever saw.

Bet you hear that a lot

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FatalAccident posted...

Not really, mass effect changed dramatically from 1 to 2 and from 3 to andromeda and all were great changes.

honestly if andromedas story and cast were a bit more engaging, it might be the best game in the franchise cos combat was fantastic

This. If I wanted to play the same game over and over, I'd play the same game over and over. I expect a sequel to make tweaks and improvements. Sometimes the changes work, sometimes they don't. But keeping the same formula will just make the sequels feel dated and stale.

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Riptor posted...

Methinks it's pretty obvious...

The dinosaur from Rugrats, of course

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Hole 6:


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Hole 1:


Hole 2:


Hole 3:


Hole 4:


Hole 5:


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Sarcasthma posted...

Well mine's at 420%.

You can probably jumpstart a car with your phone


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That was the dummy who couldn't even keep his own gimmick straight, right? The "violent fascist liberal pansies" dummy?

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I'd probably play Rayman Legends in front of friends. Especially the music levels those are a blast.

There's nothing I wouldn't play in front of friends.

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blu posted...

I want a TMNT game with combat that feels like dead cells.

That'd be dope

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

probably be a pro model

This is why I'm waiting on one. I did get one for my brother, though.

Here's a tip if you're looking: If you follow restock Twitter pages it's fairly easy to get one. Just gotta be quick. When they tweet out a restock you gotta drop what you're doing and try to buy one. I got one after a few days following like a half dozen Twitter accounts dedicated to restocks.

You could also probably program your own bot to scout for restocks (or even to buy a PS5 when they restock) but I'm too lazy for that and lack the programming knowledge to begin with

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Went to the RMV, they were serving ticket no. B23 and my ticket was B48 and I was like "Man, far queue, this sucks!"

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Sarcasthma posted...

It's a very dangerous meme, to be sure.

Marked for abusive behavior for making my sides ache from loling out loud

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Mead posted...

@shadowsword87 what is that?

all I know is that it is something in a vise

It's shock and coil, probably for an off-road vehicle. That spring is under a lot of pressure. Looks like they're trying to straighten it out or adjust it somehow, and if any of those vices slips it could go shooting off in some random direction.

The fear is that you could get brained by a flying metal vice popping off of that set-up

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Only angsty dipshits care about console wars lmao

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Only if you use Monsanto bags with GMOs in them

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