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TopicGuys, tell me what to draw.
Schwarz
05/13/21 5:19:03 PM
#27
A green anole lizard dressed like a 50s noir detective smoking a cig under a streetlamp

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TopicGod remember the ladder in MGS3?
Schwarz
05/13/21 4:51:07 PM
#3
GameGodOfAll posted...
Remember what a thrill it was? It was darkness and silence through the night.


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TopicHow is Outer Worlds really
Schwarz
05/13/21 2:40:02 PM
#5
Barely any items are worth picking up and there's a billion of them
Companions have the potential to be cool, but they only spent time on Parvati
On (whatever their term for nightmare difficulty is), combat is really tough on the first planet and back to being a walk in the park for the rest of the game
Big ol empty planets with nothing to do and a tiny smattering of environmental storytelling
Exploration and questlines feel extremely linear because if you're not doing a quest in an area, there's nothing there
Extreme focus on CORPORATIONS BAD that doesn't really go anywhere or evolve at all

Good music
Nice graphics
Good voice acting

Yeah, I was mad because the potential was there and it was wasted. And I know they can do it because of FO:NV so it was extra aggravating.

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TopicStinkPrincess is back??
Schwarz
05/13/21 1:17:46 AM
#6
Hail her royal stankiness

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TopicHas the $300 boost on unemployment made people lazy to work IYO?
Schwarz
05/12/21 4:43:10 AM
#15
Joker98 posted...
Unemployment is barely like 30k a year at the most. Maybe the jobs should offer a liveable wage if they want to be competitive with unemployment benefits. XFD
Yeah, why is that more than I get working 40h a week -_-

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TopicWhat female has the sexiest regular speaking voice?
Schwarz
05/12/21 1:22:46 AM
#26
Scar Jo is pretty great.

Watched Scott Pilgrim for the first time a little while ago and Mary Elizabeth Winstead has a really good voice too. I dunno if I'd say sexy, but she's very enjoyable to listen to.

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TopicDo you like Limp Bizkit?
Schwarz
05/11/21 2:56:01 PM
#10
Significant Other was great

Never really cared to pursue anything else of theirs

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Topicbloodborne what weapon to use?
Schwarz
05/09/21 3:23:00 PM
#14
2h Hunter's Axe is my favorite
Trying the Kirkhammer currently in mostly 1h mode. Not too bad

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TopicA list of all the Resident Evil characters who have had sex
Schwarz
05/08/21 3:20:55 PM
#9
Turbam posted...
Ashley Graham- was ovulating, probably had sex with someone
???

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Topic*fires up the spider signal*
Schwarz
05/07/21 2:44:16 PM
#3
She says
"haha!
yes, steatoda is what i was finding too
fun! thanks for asking!
i feel embarrassed for my graveyard"

Thanks man :D

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TopicWhat HS group were you associated with?
Schwarz
05/06/21 10:55:13 PM
#27
Goths, rockers, and stoners mostly

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Topic*fires up the spider signal*
Schwarz
05/06/21 10:52:36 PM
#1
@dolomedes ! I require your assistance please!

My sister has this lovely lady living in the corner of her bathroom window. She's been chilling there for around 2 years I think she said? And I guess it's time to have a clutch of babies.

Sister's curious what kind of spider this is (they're up in northern California if that helps narrow it down), and if there's a good way to relocate the egg sac because while she is on good terms with the mom, she's a little iffy on having a bunch of mini-spides running around the place. Egg sac and an absolute graveyard of insect corpses are in pic 3 >_> Apparently her latest kill was a mayfly.

Thank you for your help :>

http://puu.sh/HEBXe/3930ab2ba2.jpg
http://puu.sh/HEBXu/d2e1dcb15f.jpg
http://puu.sh/HEBXI/2dca849d21.jpg

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TopicIs Dark Souls 3 easier than the others?
Schwarz
05/06/21 8:54:34 PM
#27
Did Demon Prince feel like a straight up Bloodborne boss to anyone else?

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TopicDid you know that Meatwad isn't a meatball?
Schwarz
05/06/21 12:23:41 AM
#9
Is he supposed to be a flat disc like a hamburger patty? Do we ever see him from the side?

I always assumed he was a sphere but now I'm doubting myself

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TopicIs Dark Souls 3 easier than the others?
Schwarz
05/05/21 6:44:08 PM
#3
Specifically bosses, I don't know, but the game just makes more sense. They've had time to clean up their old mistakes and wonkiness and get some good, fluid controls.

And that's part of why I hate 3 so much. It's so boring compared to the other two :| It's like cute face but no personality.

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TopicWhy do people hate The Nostalgia Critic again?
Schwarz
05/05/21 5:31:53 PM
#7
Personally, I think his content's okay

But he's ugly to look at, I don't like the way he talks, and he doesn't give himself enough headspace in his framing which makes me uncomfortable.

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TopicHere comes gun control.....
Schwarz
05/05/21 4:20:37 PM
#31
Fade2black001 posted...
Guns DO NOT kill people
They sure do make it real fuckin easy tho

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TopicFinally, the Avatar 2 trailer you've been waiting for
Schwarz
05/05/21 12:50:59 PM
#2
*sees thumbnail*
*slowly backs out of topic*

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TopicIs anyone afraid of potentially being attractive?
Schwarz
05/05/21 2:00:07 AM
#4
nothanks1 posted...
Nah
physically I'm about a 1 but my personality is a 0 so naturally I'm just a 10


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TopicWhat is the best ps4 game?
Schwarz
05/05/21 1:59:00 AM
#6
Murphiroth posted...
g0ldie posted...

Bloodborne, IMO.



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TopicDo the suits go in a certain order in Solitaire?
Schwarz
05/05/21 1:40:40 AM
#4
Spades Clubs Diamonds Hearts
or backwards, just gotta have hearts or spades at either end and then same color next to them.

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TopicFloridians wait in line for disgusting onion burgers found in Costco freezer
Schwarz
05/03/21 3:25:01 PM
#9
Giant_Aspirin posted...


also, fresh is always superior to frozen, c'mon now
I dunno, fresh White Castle and frozen->microwaved White Castle taste pretty damn samey.

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TopicMaking a vegan chili. Just need some seasoning ideas, please.
Schwarz
04/29/21 6:00:10 AM
#8
Lots of cumin
Chili powder
Onion powder
Garlic powder
Pepper, salt
Little bit of cayenne
Tiny bit of cocoa powder or cinnamon

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TopicRecommend me some great country music
Schwarz
04/29/21 12:04:52 AM
#11
https://youtu.be/CKTOvHw8qFM

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TopicYou have a threesome with any 2 resident evil characters. Who are they?
Schwarz
04/28/21 8:49:17 PM
#32
RE5 Wesker
RE6 Leon

I'll die and I'll like it

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TopicHow do you feel about tats on girls?
Schwarz
04/24/21 11:23:31 PM
#13
Questionmarktarius posted...
Your children can't inherit your tattoos.
They can get their own, the rite bastids.

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TopicI'm gonna watch "Drive"
Schwarz
04/24/21 1:28:57 AM
#7
I really wish I liked the soundtrack more. I love the movie and I love synthwave, but the picks they made are just yucko.

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TopicMy boyfriend has corona
Schwarz
04/23/21 4:13:53 AM
#51
FF_Redux posted...


Yeah thats how math works


Get well soon, BF_Redux

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TopicSave That Elder (Round 60) RULE CHANGE
Schwarz
04/21/21 8:56:40 PM
#51
Bruce

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TopicResident Evil 4 VR General
Schwarz
04/21/21 7:11:00 PM
#8
I can't wait until VR creates a good dais/platform/treadmill/rig of some kind that means when you walk in real life you walk in the game. That's what I want. IMMERSIVE EXERCISE GIVE IT TO ME BABY

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Topicworst parts of some of your favorite games
Schwarz
04/21/21 6:32:45 PM
#24
DeadBankerDream posted...
Controls are inverted if you use the D-pad instead of analogue controls.
That's the thing :( I always play inverted. But for that part, because you're moving around on a flat vertical plane, I want the controls normal. I don't know, maybe there's a way, but I've never found it. Maybe I'm dumb.

Had the same problem in KH III with the gummi flight (I like it inverted here because you're in a 3D space) and then it switching to battle mode (I like it normal because you're in a 2D space). At least that allowed a control change but it was still a pain in the keister to go dig through settings every time.

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TopicSave That Elder (Round 60) RULE CHANGE
Schwarz
04/21/21 6:28:12 PM
#24
Obi-Wan
Raziel

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TopicFrozen yogurt shop slams Demi Lovato.......
Schwarz
04/21/21 6:25:40 PM
#29
One time I took an Uber to the airport and the guy played Demi Lovato songs the entire way and that was the worst Uber ride I've ever had for that reason. Thank you.

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Topicworst parts of some of your favorite games
Schwarz
04/21/21 6:22:24 PM
#21
Dark Souls 2 - Shrine of Amana, Iron Passage, Frigid Outskirts, the run up to Smelter Demon and Executioner's Chariot

TES IV: Oblivion - The bullshit leveling system and the entire main quest lol

Devil May Cry - The inability to change camera controls specifically for the first phase of the final boss

Okami - Unskippable forty minute long dialogue/cutscene at the beginning of the game

Castlevania SOTN - The music in the inverted castle

Primal - The damsel in distress character is an ugly whiny bitch that I don't want to save

Bioshock - Everything after the confrontation in Hephaestus

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TopicHot take: Resident Evil 5 is the best in the series
Schwarz
04/21/21 3:12:37 AM
#2
It's a very fun game for sure. Maybe not a great RE, but I love it.

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TopicWhat are your favourite songs from The Simpsons?
Schwarz
04/17/21 3:30:30 AM
#24
TopicRecommend me more dark synthwave like this:
Schwarz
04/15/21 11:22:31 PM
#11
TopicI'm gonna make a CE playlist, need 8 hours of music
Schwarz
04/15/21 11:16:30 PM
#17
TopicBaby born with 3 penises
Schwarz
04/15/21 11:10:01 PM
#46
Huh, expected India

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TopicDo you think there's a big difference between walmart and costco shoes and Nikes
Schwarz
04/15/21 10:06:36 PM
#21
Just don't buy Target shoes. Friggin insoles feel like they're made out of wood planks.

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Topicfemale driver washes car with gasoline
Schwarz
04/15/21 2:52:14 PM
#12
Giant_Aspirin posted...
not really sure why the title needed to point out the gender of the person involved.
Because WOMEN DRIVERS! amirite??? XD

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TopicITT: Name a food and I'll tell you if I ated it.
Schwarz
04/15/21 2:51:08 PM
#47
BloodMoon7 posted...
No. No. No.
Please fix this :(

BloodMoon7 posted...
There's a food called poke?
Yeah, pronounced poh-kay. It's a Hawaiian raw fish dish with sauce and sesame seeds and seaweed. There's also a mainland style and both are delicious.

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TopicITT: Name a food and I'll tell you if I ated it.
Schwarz
04/15/21 5:29:29 AM
#40
Poke
Pad thai
Pirozhkis


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TopicDo you care what other people wear?
Schwarz
04/10/21 3:13:29 AM
#12
If you've got the essentials covered, you're alright.

Only thing that really makes me go hrghf is flesh-colored yoga pants and guys that sag their pants more than halfway down their ass. You look like a fool.

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TopicDid The Powerpuff Girls ever have any chill?
Schwarz
04/08/21 3:13:53 PM
#4
saspa posted...
I think you meant to say did the ppg ever have any chili
And the answer is yes
http://puu.sh/Hwyo9/122a39fb2f.jpg

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TopicHave you ever eaten an endangered species?
Schwarz
04/07/21 8:19:56 PM
#8
Heartomaton posted...
That's not from an endangered species.
Yeah, there's 7 billion of the stupid fuckers runnin around

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TopicWouöd ypu eat Swedish potato and pork dumplings?
Schwarz
04/07/21 4:17:13 PM
#5
Go a little easy on the allspice and YES OF COURSE

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Topicremember to use weight-neutral language around kids
Schwarz
04/07/21 1:49:14 AM
#12
Yeh, what the heck's wrong with the last two? Cake is garbage and broccoli is nutritious. Is this controversial or something?

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