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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Hahahaha. Holy fuck this is amazing.

I somehow napped from 7 till 2am. Good thing I have fuck all to do tomorrow.

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Did you contact a lawyer after this? She can't do that shit but I dont think it's a thing where calling the cops can resolve it either.

A decent lawyer can make this not happen barring extenuating circumstances. At least in canada. But also men are at a huge disadvantage in the courts unfortunately.


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BuckVanHammer posted...

I'd be hilarious to have Floyd's only loss be this walking cringe...

Its an exhibition match so it won't count on his record either way. Which is the one reason maybe something really crazy happens.

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Jiek_Fafn posted...

Mayweather is always willing to give fans a show if he's confident he can win. He'll purposefully drag out fights to do so. Hopefully he realizes that people interested in this fight want to see him beat the shit out of Jake Paul. Like a first round massacre would be exactly what we all want to see here.

I'll take 3 rounds of just humiliation and then a brutal finish ideally.

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50/50.

Floyd was legitimately pissed and its exactly the kind shit jake would do but also they desperately need to build hype for the floyd v Logan fight.

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Wtf did I read that. My stomach hurts.

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

to give the mods a hard time about their hypocrisy here. i dont expect anything to be actually modded.

but i think you're right that its unhelpful and petty, i'm just a bit salty right now about how stupid this is.

Thats fair.

But if the drinking topic ends up getting deleted we'll have to fight to the death. Lol

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Giant_Aspirin posted...

im gonna start reporting every topic about booze as "recreational drug use" and see how many get deleted

Why?

Not being able to talk about weed ia dumb but thats a wildly unhelpful and petty response to it imo

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Smackems posted...

FF6 is mediocre

This opinion is not like the others.

This one is wrong.

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J03can posted...

Is this one or 2 cats??

Lol. Just Walter. =)

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MabusIncarnate posted...

So idk if I brought this story up, but my wife's sister told me about this. They live in a small little area, and all her neighbors have kids, and they all play outside together. So the mom that lives next door, apparently left her top drawer unlocked, and her daughter found a new, uh, toy in the shape of a big rubber fist. So they brought it outside to show everyone and play with it like a sword. That mom got like 5 phone calls from all the other mothers in town asking why their kid knows what a rubber fist is now. I feel so bad for the mom but at the same time it's ridiculously funny.

This is gonna sound naive but i don't think I'd even immediately associate that as a sex toy and I'm not a kid. Lol.

That us hilarious though

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I love worms. Great game.

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Just ordered a giant poutine and 2lbs of wings.

Like two weeks ago I decided i was gonna drop some weight. Exercise wise I'm killing it. Food and beer wise its been downhill for two weeks. Lol

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah he's full on a deep, deep sleeper. Like i'll shake him a few times because it looks like he's dead and non responsive. he's not a very old cat, but the vet thinks he like 11 years old or so. I'm pretty confident half the time I can pick him up and move him to another chair without waking him up. I wish I could sleep that way.

Right?

I'd kill to sleep like Walter.

He fucking passes out in my lap and I can pick him up, set him down, take a piss, pick him up and put him in my lap again and he doesn't wake up.

He passes out with his head against the speaker when I'm blaring mayhem or deicide or some shit. That's a super power.

Now that I'm old the idea of sleeping anywhere but my own bed is basically fuckin crazy talk.

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Also tom Wilson is a total bitch

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Nice.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Does anyone else's cats have really odd sleeping habits? I was just watching my cat sleep, and one eye went wide open and it was rattling back and forth and I thought he was having a seizure, so I shook him awake and he's perfectly fine and gave me a "wtf did you wake me for" look.

Walter will pass pass out hard and ill pick him up and carry him somewhere else and snuggle him and he wakes up while he's being moved, immediately crashes back out when I set him down again.... the wakes up for real 3 minutes later and freaks out.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Okay okay here we go. Drunk gardening at it's best


Peas, turnips/turnip greens


Chamomile, violet, rose/rose hips, idk what the shit on the right is I was drinking

Broccoli, green peppers, banana peppers, pepperoncini peppers


Potatoes, sweet potatoes, purple potatoes


Tomatoes and literally no idea what the small ones are, we'll see when it grows

Nice. Solid garden. I miss having the space for more of that.


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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Walters all fuckered up.

He mighta had a nip or three.

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Smackems posted...

Damn. I want to pet a donkey

This.

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Doe posted...

Another great one: INCEL CAT

https://youtu.be/H8UHgIQuuCc

Incel? That dude was smooth af.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

The other night I ordered house fried rice, orange chicken and sushi. There's a 10 year old kid that delivers it here on his bicycle and always wants to pet my cats so I tip him like $20 and we talk about Pokemon. He basically rides 3 miles on his bike with a bag of food on his arm bars, you gotta treat a kid like that good.

Thats crazy but what a great kid. Thats awesome. Id do the same. Good shit.

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TreyFlowers posted...

@CanuckCowboy in the other topic you mentioned Chinese, I've been craving Chinese for like 2 weeks

God I still want some so bad. I'll probly get some tomorow.


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If I was in a place where I could buy a cow I'd buy a cow so fuckin hard.

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https://youtu.be/K8a9eqkSqM8

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Youtube just played remains of you back to back but it was corb lunds song

https://youtu.be/JuJwKlE435w

And then 6 feet unders song

https://youtu.be/VQfeTOveiMg

I actually love both these songs but haven't listened to either band in a long time. Scruffy country to death metal. Well done youtube.


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https://files.catbox.moe/m4f8wo.mp4

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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Also johnny for reals get a savannah. I just violently puked and my buds was standing up with his paws on my shoulder almost the whole time

You can't fucking buy that kinda love.

Also this is why I normally only drink beer.

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" Adesanya's stiff tissue"
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I love that song. Don't wanna sound to basic but story of my life and ball and chain are mine. I actually discovered em through an ancient fat bald men bmx video back in the day.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Not gonna push you, but we're here for you man. You wanna talk it out, i'm here all night.

Same.


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MabusIncarnate posted...

Pus is good people, also daily reminder that I miss Jim

I fuckin miss jim too. And I really wish I knew something about what's up with hajile too

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Playing jackbox last Sunday was awesome.

Make a twitch account and start a cah stream or a jackbox right now johnny. It'll be banned by 9pm but it'll be fun.

I dont think most of us have what it takes to do that like pus does.

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Awww shit now I wish I made that pun. Nice.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Bro you have to beat me before I consider a rivalry

I'm up by one game as it stands now.

But thanks. Lol. Walter appreciates that.

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IfGodCouldDie posted...

One of my top 3 karaoke songs right here.

Stop running from our pre ordained rivalry. Or at least just say yeah sure wwre rivals. Its so close.

Throw me a fucking bone here.


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MabusIncarnate posted...

LOL or in a Gordon Ramsey voice "ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY"

Lmao. That'd also be amazing.

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Questionmarktarius posted...

and a Batman villain

Since you brought up the og batman series fuck sakes Julie Newmar was so hot.

Julie Newmar was even hotter than Kristen bell hot.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Sounds like a good bro. Pretty sure the new guy that moved in here has a donkey, so at least I can go pet a donkey.

Get drunk and yell at it like you're Shrek.

If he does an Eddie Murphy voice back you know he's the best neighbour ever.

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Today i learned that liberaces closest friends and family called him Walter.

Liberace was a bro.

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iPhone_7 posted...

Wait....Lil Nas X is gay???

Thats... did you know liberace was gay? Lol.

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I dont know what shamirs sexuality is but he's non binary and i think its criminal he didn't get more mainstream hype.

Fucking awesome lil nas x is but I wish shamir had too.

Edit-shouldnt have said he actually now that I think about it.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I feel like i'm bragging and don't want to be an ass, but when I work my ass off for a job 45 hours a week and a good bit of money falls into my lap, it's basically like FINALLY life isn't a complete ongoing struggle. Something can actually go right for once.

I don't think anyone takes it like that. Its awesome that you're able to get ahead some on it.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Officially made $10,000 on a meme crypto and it keeps going up. This shit is wild.

Fuckin awesome.

It's a mad mad mad world but sometimes its awesome.

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Omg I'm fucking... wtf. Both the shitty pizza places are closed Tuesday too. Why the fuck is every single place here closed Tuesday?

I should be thankful i have food but fuck I want to not fucking cook or at least have meat to cook.

Goodamn it i miss the ha owned pub that got shut down a couple years ago. It was supposed to open last August and still isn't open.

I dont care wtf the reason it closed is it had good food and its a nice place just fucking open it again for fuck sakes.

Damnit. I said the power is yours a few times and Walter isn't turning into battle cat.

Fuck it im getting a shitty pizza sub and some gas station samosas.

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Funcoot posted...

That's the thing, In Space wasn't all that good, but it had it's cheesy, entertaining moments. Hood was just boring.

So its like in space but without the 3 or 4 laugh out loud parts?

That does sound awful.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Youtube "Tony Hawk tells kids to kickflip" if you want something wholesome.

He just drives up to random skateboarding kids and asks to see them flip, and half the time the kids lose their shit because he's Tony Hawk.

Thats awesome as hell. Imma do that.

I ordered some poutine and a calzone to avoid dying and/or cooking. 40 fucking minutes tho. Wtf.

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Also I don't wanna get too dark but there was a 16 year old kid back in the 90s who was on pace to be a legendary dirt jumper and who had a freak crash where his handlebar impaled him and he died and fuck I was like the same age as him when it happened and looking back thats even more tragic then it seemed back then


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Questionmarktarius posted...

CTE fucked him up pretty hard.

That could well be. I dont know anything about it but it makes sense if that's what happened.

Matt hoffman reffed last weekends bug game of bike stream and christ he seems old. Like not his face or hair or anything... just how he moves and talks. Dude is 50 going on 80.

Meanwhile dmc is still winning comps and busting 900s and so is Morgan wade.

Its weird how it effects different people so differently.

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