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I know. I'm oddly enthralling.

Thx for the follow Slayer. Happy marking.

I hope the bald guy with patchy pubic facial hair doesn't call me a virgin next.

Tell her that filter ain't fooling anyone.

MrMallard posted...

You can't touch a single thing I've said thus far

Yes, because you're mentally deranged.

Hard cope for being a baldcel. :/

I'd look to see how far back your hairline is but the sun is reflecting off your dome to the point of blinding me.

What does that guy have that you don't?

Hair

Not as much as your noggin.

MrMallard posted...

I don't believe in any religious institutions, least of all a hackjob corporation run by a bunch of bigoted carnies. I find the philosophical side of Satanism to be interesting, in its preaching of personal freedom alongside one's responsibility to others. Nothing about philosophical satanism is anti-religion, moreso about understanding the way religions work and looking out for yourself.

Your parent must be proud.

Look at this moxie you're putting on display against a guy you will never see in your life. Yet you fail to display this same level of aggression when getting clowned on by Lt. Dan's grampa. Oh wait, because that shit never happened and you're big pissed that I'm not buying into it.

Why don't you post this story to your friends on FB or personal Twitter or somewhere else small and contained where more than one person might give a shit? Oh no, that won't get you that CE clout will it? Also because you'd have your mom chime in awkwardly, "But honey, you were home all day playing EVE Online?"

Pathetic. Now I'm thirsty.

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"Philosophical Satanist"

lmao

TC thinks having a guy friend makes you gay.

Slayer1030 posted...

The fuck is your actual problem? You troll this board often? I havent added anyone to my block list in over 10 years, what was I supposed to do? Punch a man almost 50 years older than me in a wheelchair in the face? I let him have his fucking opinion just like I'm letting you have yours however dumb it may be

My problem is you made up a dumb thread about an easy topic to drum up Internet validation points over on a heavy liberal message board, probably expecting everyone to be happy and pat you on the back. It's corny as fuck and because you suck at telling stories you come out worse here because yes, if some geriatric boomer can run his mouth on you then that means ANYONE can. You look like a geek to your girlfriend now.

But we all know this is made up and you just wanted to announce to the world you're into interracial dating. c00l flex br000

Go back to 4chan.

ModLogic posted...

imagine thinking a movie is a good tradeoff for all the war crimes america commited in vietnam and the suffering the locals had to endure

Traitors like you should be put on a raft with a machete, a rock to sharpen that machete, a canteen of water, and an American salute as you are sent to discover uncharted lands. Godspeed.

Slayer1030 posted...

It did

Sorry I somehow didn't give enough details I thought I was pretty descriptive

Here's a pic of us

Now show video of the evil old man who literally made you look like a sissy in front of your girl.

Shit that didn't happen.

More CE cringe.

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Shablagoo posted...

The Vietnam War is one of the most egregious atrocities in world history. There was also literally no good reason for U.S. troops to ever step foot on Vietnamese soil in the first place. You dont have to hate America to know that.

Fuck off hippie, it gave us Predator.

God, please set California aflame.

WingsOfGood posted...

Well her and destiny have an open relationship

authorized cheating lmao

Benzo Bimbo

DarthSungKang posted...

TC is Canadian.

Explains a lot.

Leave America if you hate it so much.

Or better yet, get a job.

Based lawmaker.

If there was more God worship the world would be a better place.

Too skinny = copium.

Dating fatties don't mean they got curves

Anyone that uses one washcloth for their entire body over and over is gross as fuck.

The best way to get muscle mass is by doing manual labor if you're serious about it. Guys that do things like installing flooring almost always have arms/shoulders that resemble boulders.

Best part is you get paid as well. Gyms are just some dumb trendy shit that most people do to try and hit on girls and fail repeatedly while lifting 20 lbs pink dumbbells.

Scared of spiders wow you must wanna fuck them lmao lmao got u rightie

ledbowman posted...

i know a man named ashley lol

Must be a riot.

AVGN at least kept in his own lane and never crossed that line of being so annoying that you wish a piano dropped on his skull.

Look at Nostalgia Critic and his crew or other Internet examples of these e-celebs becoming utter marks for themselves and turning into lolcows. I think people became upset when they learned James was a normal guy and isn't some phony streamer personality you see everywhere today that say "poggers" and "pepega" like it's common speech among people in reality.

industrializeit posted...

I feel like praying before sex would equal very boring sex. Boring sex is boring, no matter how hot she or he is. Lol it would only make sense if she was trying to get pregnant imo. If not, you pray after the "sin", not before.

Stop getting your sexual experiences from porn pls

Your friend sounds like he watched Carrie and imagined that happening to him.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Christianity isn't accepting homosexuality, civilization is accepting homosexuality and Christians in civilized societies are having to choose between begrudgingly coming along for the ride against their will or dying off.

Stunning and brave. Your dad and mom are going to be so upset when they find this insanely courageous post of yours. You can borrow my Slayer vinyls any time.

Choco posted...

why are 2005 accounts indistinguishable from shitty 2021 alts

User Since: Oct 2012

I wish the Mayans were right.

Why does every anti-Republican come off like a bratty teenager that never got over that time their dad ripped up their concert tickets to some shitty emo band?

I mean, yeah dude! Stick it to 'em! Fuckin' MAGAs!

Feline_Heart posted...

Remind me again what Christians think about homosexuality

Probably something based.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Dude. If anything its more common among religious girls.

Religious girls grew up in proper homes, not broken down remnants of what was once a family unit.

So she's gorgeous, totally devoted to you, follows a religion that preaches love and acceptance and likely because of all this does not suffer from daddy issues?

Easy yes. More Christianity in society would be a boon these days.

EnvoyOfTheLight posted...

"physically optimal"

ask me how i know you don't fuck

Funcoland posted...

I spotted the person that doesn't have sex but likes to pretend they do on the internet.

I've had sex with so many 18-21 year olds that at this point I have nicknamed my cock The Daddy. Because it will take care of you. By "you" I mean the 19-21 year old hotties, not the boomers that have been potty-trained to settle for saggers and paperbaggers. Word.

Over the hill and down she goes.

Not dating physically optimal 19-20 year olds and settling for the used up desperados post 25 is sad shit and makes me feel for my fellow man.

I know ever since I began wearing my mask proudly in public (I'm always sure to have it around my ears and prepared to go up even when not out just in case) I have felt this overwhelming urge to create a Twitter account and have gained a secondary perk skill which lets me whip out my smartphone like I'm Clint Eastwood in a Sergio Leone film to record any and all of these goddamn KARENS.

The mask will magically protect you from any and all. It's not just a thin piece of fabric you likely bought off some shitty fashionista site that advertised different colors and whimsical, express-yourself designs, oh no. These items have magical properties, like in D&D.