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TopicMy wife wants to leave me :(
lordofmud
08/06/21 2:17:06 AM
#17
Look, your wife has realized you're a loser. She might still love you. Might not. But the fact is that if you stay on the couch, don't get a job and just play video games you'll lose everything.

It's not her. It's you. You learn things one of two ways banging your head on a wall till it's bloody or a sudden burst of clarity. Looks like your head is about to a little more torn up. Good luck.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMy life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
lordofmud
08/06/21 2:11:44 AM
#31
Attitude_Era posted...
Hunt as in hunted to death?

Lets not worry about the details.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicBlack Teacher is told to REMOVE Pic of him KISSING his WHITE WIFE!! She a MILF??
lordofmud
08/06/21 12:12:46 AM
#20
one of the pics looks a little too sexual for an office photo.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicThree pitbulls MAUL 60yo woman to death. Her crime? Babysitting them
lordofmud
08/05/21 10:58:23 PM
#11
The pitbulls saw into her soul and judged her...guilty.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMy life sucks. Stuck in third world hell.
lordofmud
08/05/21 10:55:57 PM
#15
If you would allow me to hunt you I will pay you or your designated beneficiary 100,000. I will provide more details if you are interested. Must be able to get a passport and be allowed entry into the country of Borneo.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMy account ACTUALLY is likely older than yours.
lordofmud
08/04/21 10:58:33 PM
#17
One of the oldest accounts. I think I first saw you on Deus Ex board.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicScenario: You see a pit bull being chased by an angry mob.
lordofmud
08/04/21 10:45:31 AM
#15
You might want to put that it is a talking pitbull in the topic title.

If I find a frog in my house I'm taking it outside. If it is Michigan J. Frog I'm taking it to Broadway.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFirst movie that pops in your head just now when you hear Arnold Schwarzenegger
lordofmud
08/03/21 10:50:43 AM
#24
I want it to be T2 or Predator so much.

But it's Commando.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWould you have sex with a fat girl?
lordofmud
08/03/21 8:59:03 AM
#55
Huge turnoff. no way do I do it.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicName an old game that hasn't been 'topped' yet
lordofmud
07/25/21 6:12:53 PM
#111
Planescape: Torment
System Shock 2


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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCrazy question- Is everything we know about China true or American propaganda?
lordofmud
07/23/21 11:09:20 AM
#12
You just have to look at Hong Kong.

Hell man, you just have to talk to people who have made it out of the country with no family left there for revenge. The stories are HORRIFIC.

Falun Gong
Uighurs
1 child policy
Taiwan
Forced Labor Camps

Any of those stories will yield some good reading.

Plus the writings of Mao are pretty rough.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicNexusMods replacing lifetime membership with $70/year subscription.
lordofmud
07/19/21 3:27:47 PM
#12
Who cares. You spend one evening downloading all the Skyrim mods and then never think about the site again.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHave you ever lost your temper and become violent towards a Karen?
lordofmud
07/19/21 3:26:13 PM
#4
15 years ago this woman was yelling at the store clerk and manager. I think they wouldn't give her a return. I wanted to pay for my stuff.

I picked up one of those weighted metal dividers and smashed it into the back of the complainers head. Hard. Then dropped my stuff and walked out of the store.

Good times. But also, I had to go to another convenient store. Sad.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicYou guys ever get professional massages?
lordofmud
07/19/21 8:55:30 AM
#3
Once when I hurt my shoulder. It was great.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicScenario: Your new neighbor is a prostitute.
lordofmud
07/19/21 8:51:45 AM
#30
Since you can't know what is going to jump off with her clients I'd do everything I could to get her to move.

Video the cars arriving. Posting a running blog of the whores customers. Neighborhood meeting to get them all on board.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhat item did you used to buy, that they subsequently quit making?
lordofmud
07/15/21 11:18:51 PM
#53
Tang

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDrew Barrymore hits on Leonardo DiCaprio. People are rooting for her.
lordofmud
07/15/21 9:27:14 PM
#17
Drew Barrymore is a fat pig.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHow much are you supposed to tip your escort?
lordofmud
07/05/21 3:47:37 PM
#7
Ive found that if the agency says $200 for 1 hour that's how much I pay. However, if I go off reservation and add anal, rough stuff or another girl im going to have to go into my pocket.

I always get the number up front first and I always like when the girls travel to me because if they want to jack the price up too much I just tell them to split.

Only other thing I can tell you is don't pay for an hour if you are a 2 pump chump. The clock starts once people start getting naked not while you make her a drink or are discussing how the evening is going to go.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topic100 million or 100 years more of life?
lordofmud
06/29/21 7:41:37 AM
#30
Do I keep getting older but unable to die?

Like if I'm 40 now in 100 years will have a 140 year old decrepit body?

If so the only thing I have to worry about is the government figuring out I'm 100 years old with 40 yo body and put me in the dissection lab.

So probably the money.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDid you know this Actor FAKED his BROKEN ENGLISH in a popular movie??
lordofmud
06/19/21 12:18:09 PM
#6
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
It's called acting.


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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCO Baker refuses to make trans birthday cake, fined $500
lordofmud
06/19/21 12:15:49 PM
#51
As a business owner you can choose whom they want to serve. The market sorts out this kind of thing.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicThat Bevelaqua kid was a real dumbass.
lordofmud
06/06/21 10:05:45 PM
#374
Either it has meaning or no meaning.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicBrooklyn 99 isn't the best by any means, but it does have the best cold open of
lordofmud
06/03/21 1:08:37 AM
#20
Still like the hula hooping class.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCould 2nd amendment gun huggers win against the government?
lordofmud
06/01/21 10:36:14 PM
#15
If the US government decided to institute marshal law and declared civilian gun owners enemies of the state to be shot on site it would be over in a month. I mean a true purge. Air strikes, drone strikes, collateral damage expected and allowed. Once he got done firebombing west Virginia people would turn their .357s over so fast it would make your head spin.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicAs a straight man, I've done a lot of gay shit with friends in college >_>
lordofmud
06/01/21 10:30:43 PM
#35
One time in college I got a ride home from this guy and I ended up sleeping over at his house and he butt fucked me.

Interestingly enough that's the only time I've ever done gay stuff. Tried it, wasn't exciting for me. Moved on.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicIncels can't stop talking about Aloy not being hot in the PS4 and PS5 boards
lordofmud
05/31/21 1:44:37 PM
#66
I know when I play a video game I like my characters to look good. I always set up a good looking Commander Shepard be it male or female.

If horizon forbidden West sells a million billion copies then it doesn't really matter does it.

Frankly I would rather the video game industry try and fix releasing terrible buggy games on day one versus good looking characters.

Of course, I grew up on baldur's gate and daggerfall so I don't really have much to go on.

Oh and of course the worst looking character in any video game was dragon age inquisition. It's like they took pains not to make one good looking character.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicF9 box office drops 85 percent in China amid weak reviews and Cena comments
lordofmud
05/31/21 1:41:25 PM
#8
China is a totalitarian state. They are truly the enemy of democracy and freedom.

When people wake up and realize that the leaders of china are committed to worldwide hegemony the better.

Not the Chinese people, the leaders. Although I'm sure there are studies which show that the Chinese people are committed to worldwide dominance. I just don't know any.

Falun Gong baby.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicThat Bevelaqua kid was a real dumbass.
lordofmud
05/24/21 5:50:57 PM
#183
The floor is yours senator.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDays Gone is pretty good. More?
lordofmud
05/20/21 3:09:32 PM
#8
State of Decay 2 was a nice recommendation. On Gamepass too.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDays Gone is pretty good. More?
lordofmud
05/20/21 2:59:08 PM
#3
Right, right. Fallout 4 certainly has base building. So something similar to that.

Even the Far Cry series has the outposts which you can capture.

I've never played a Zombie game and liked the suspense.

So I guess the Fallout 4 mechanic but zombie style.

I looks like the in production game Dying Light 2 has this but the first does not.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDays Gone is pretty good. More?
lordofmud
05/20/21 2:50:12 PM
#1
So I was over at a friend's house and played the game Days Gone. I liked it. I usually don't play games like that can finding myself normally to the crpg stuff.

I was wondering if anyone knows a game similar to that kind of zombie survival where you actually have sort of a base and are helping to rebuild the world. Like as the game progresses your base or village kind of spreads out and maybe you get to make a another area.


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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicYoutube seems slow tonight
lordofmud
05/18/21 11:48:29 PM
#1
Everything else running smooth.

Youtube stops videos after just a minute. Might try VPN in from Canada.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHaving sex with a trans woman is straight
lordofmud
05/15/21 10:13:15 PM
#70
It's funny, you literally will be modded if you disagree with the op's premise.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicAre there any RPGs where the luck stat is actually useful? >_>
lordofmud
04/18/21 3:43:55 PM
#19
Fallout and Fallout 2 for sure. Only way to get the alien blaster and more cool encounters.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topicwhat is the best godfather quote?
lordofmud
04/10/21 1:20:18 PM
#47
It's just business.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicScenario: You're not the real you. You're only a clone.
lordofmud
03/23/21 9:59:14 AM
#8
Is it gay that I want to fuck the clone?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topic$1 million but only if your browser history has no anime crap
lordofmud
03/16/21 11:13:35 PM
#11
Does that include Hentai? Also, does it magically pull up your incognito history as well?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCandace Owens on making sandwiches and popping vaginas into other vaginas
lordofmud
03/16/21 11:12:28 PM
#38
what is popping vaginas?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicChina busy committing genocide, indoctrinating and raping Uyghur Muslims but...
lordofmud
03/16/21 11:10:29 PM
#20
I care. China is absolutely an enemy of the United States and Western democracy.

Unlike Russia they actually make policies that work and have the drive to look to the long term win.

So incredibly dangerous. Not in my lifetime but in 100 years you better believe there is going to be a serious problem there.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCould you bang a chick on the spot
lordofmud
03/16/21 9:58:43 PM
#11
Your call man.

Btw, I'm a no for sure. Maybe I have low sex drive but I'd be too intimidated to bring it home if I was put on the spot like that.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDo you think Yaphet Kotto had a great performance in the movie Alien?
lordofmud
03/16/21 9:53:38 PM
#3
There were no bit parts in alien. Everyone played their character to a T.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicCould you bang a chick on the spot
lordofmud
03/16/21 9:50:13 PM
#1
You're at a party and a girl walks up to you. She is pretty but not crazy hot. Let's say an 8 on your personal attractiveness scale.

She asks you to step into a room and have sex with her. You won't be disturbed and you'll have privacy but you have to go right to it.

Could you get it up on the spot and be ready?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMy Porn Folder is 981 GB
lordofmud
03/01/21 11:35:31 AM
#12
Do you categorize? Or is everything loose?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFuck Return of the Jedi
lordofmud
02/27/21 3:40:23 AM
#12
That scene was added in by Lucas. It wasn't in the movie.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicMartin Luther King cheated on his wife, Coretta, a LOT.
lordofmud
02/22/21 4:45:46 PM
#35
Also, he was a terrible tipper. Like less than 10% usually. It's the reason it has now become part of the culture.

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