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Tell her the whole sordid story of mayhem naysa. That always make for interesting conversation.

Smackems posted...

Damn. Hope all turns out alright dude

Thanks man.

*scratches smackems off walters to do list*

Smackems posted...

When did this happen?

Two days ago but I only found out yesterday. And since a bobcat did it and I didn't bother insuring it when it ran out last month neither did my poor car.

Smackems posted...

Is that bad?

I'm bout sobered up despite trying to get fuckered up. Shouldn't have started so early I guess

I think that's good in terms of muscle control and whatnot. Little beast.

Maybe he's the next bobby knuckles, tre.

Ugh. I might be getting a blazer. But then I'd have payments. Fuck I don't know what to do.

Not that any of you even cared ny beautiful sunfire I've owned forever got fuck smashed by a plow or anything. >_<

Lol. For real though I realized I legit love that car but might be making a deal with the dude who mashed it thus the blazer with a rebuilt 4.3 liter.

The only way the Oscar's could possibly be watchable is if Eric Andre hosts.

MabusIncarnate posted...

They make timed laser pointers that stick to the ceiling that will whip around a dot for a few minutes every hour to entertain your cat while you aren't home. I'd have to look into if you can program or set where it shines, or you might come home to a lot of broken shit.

That sounds pretty cool but yeah you'd definitely want to be sure where it went

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Now I got deja vu. I even remember you gotta hide your hand so he can't tell where it's coming from. Slighhht movements and he won't know where fuck is shit.

Even deja vu has a contagious variant now.

Naysaspace posted...

@CanuckCowboy listen to this asinine "assignment" i have for a class.

It's a totally asynchronous online class which means no video lectures, just read weekly material. The prof's "icebreaker" is to make a shared google doc where everyone uploads a photo and a few facts about themselves. This is a 1st year general education course (I'm 4th year finance so pretty much just deal with numbers at this point), it's wild.

Yes, that's right. I need to upload a selfie of myself.

Since they'll never meet me i'm really considering using the classic CJayC photo from gamefaqs selfie topics.

i've also considered this b/c i have a lot of resemblances to charlie day

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/0/AAZUkRAACzhi.jpg

Though, i must say, and idk if this is sexist or real or whatever. All the 20ish year old ladies JUMPED at this assignment and it's full of superfiltered, ass-out, knee-out, glam pics. you know the style.

Holy shit that's the most asinine thing I've heard. Lol. Then again i had to do an about me text assignment too... no selfie though. Any about me thing is just the worst.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Also laser pointers. I got my cat to scale up the wall chasing that never ending prey.

Walter traces it back to me everytime and either attacks my hand or loses interest.

I just gave up on the laser pointer and started hand fighting him.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I got my cats a tiny little drone thing for like $10 thinkin they would think it was a bird and i'd fly it around inside and they'd go ape shit trying to take it down. They got scared as fuck of the little buzzing noise and wouldn't go anywhere near it.

I need this.

Walter might actually hate it too but I'd love to see how it goes down.

I think you mentioned that before. Got a sense of deja vu now

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Even the chick on tv was like "Hollly shit"

Lol. She is lookin that way. Honestly I have to watch yellowjackets over from the beginning. I'm on ep 5 and I don't know who that is unless its middle of the timeline nat. I'm not even sure its been explained.... its probly cause I watch it drunk though.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah those things don't last long. You should try one of those cardboard scratchers and see if he likes it, both of mine go apeshit for theirs, it's a big cleanup but worth it.

Yeah I've gone through so many different fishing rod or springy pole toys with him its ridiculous.

I've never tried the cardboard things. He probly would love it. Wrecking shit is one of his favorite things.

I'm gonna get one.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/3/AANJGaAACzhR.jpg

Walter just Mr Miyagid the fuck out of this toy and half broke it.

It had a suction cup at first and I thought it would never stick, but it turned out it was a really good suction cup and the plastic holding the stick in was pretty shit and he just broke that almost immediately so it became a fishing rod.

Now its half a stick and the dangly thing is almost ripped off.

Naysaspace posted...

no it isnt

I'd bet a lot of dispensaries are closing if it was anything like here where a town of 5000 has 11. Then my town is 1500 and has two. Then another 15 mins south theres more than I could be fucked to count.

The industry isn't going anywhere but at least half the shops are fucked. Maybe more like 75%

Especially with the price difference with unregulated shops on the res and the black market.

What a great day.

Woke up with the kind of anxiety I haven't felt in ages, puked a couple times from the anxiety, managed to get my shit together enough to go to work since I had no fuckin choice... then my neighbour comes in and tells me someone hit my car.

Some fuck ran into with a plow on a bobcat which means it was either my landlord or the meth head mechanic next door.

And since I've been working next door I didn't bother to renew my insurance. And since my landlord uses the parking lot as his own personal fucking lumber yard and sea can storage my car was parked just outside the fence in visitor where it shouldn't have fucking been to begin with.

I can't do stouts personally.

But awesome can mediocre beer is like a plauge on the industry. Lol.

I got some Stanley Park hazy ipa today.

Its decent.

MabusIncarnate posted...

How was your first sip of gin?

Tbf it also tastes like chewing on a juniper branch.

https://youtu.be/4p_bqtmrw-E

I challenge everyone to a game of duck duck goose. Especially jim.

https://youtu.be/DsSQ6NrHuRQ

Ruvan22 posted...

Wait is that real?!

I was wondering too... like it certainly could be, but it seems like its just riffing on the sorbo tweets.

MabusIncarnate posted...

They could make a killing selling this on ebay. People would pay tens of thousands for Harambe's gorilla glue.

If I was disgustingly wealthy you better believe Walter would be on the shoulder of a harambe jr as we went around. He'd wear a super stylish but militaristic red beret too.

Rich people never do anything awesome.

Habs won the most important trophy of 2021. Never forget.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AANJGaAACzRJ.jpg

tommybel89 posted...

The best dramatic show ever.

I go with bb but its 2nd for sure. Oz 3rd.

Kingbuffet posted...

Messed up, insatiable greed, he wont stop til $1 trillion

Why would he even stop at a trillion?

When you can do literally anything you want for the rest of your life and you just choose the pursuit of more numbers its not a thing you're ever gonna stop doing.

He could burn half his wealth and then do an ounce of cocaine, drink several 10k bottles of liquor, and crash a lambo in a different country every single day and die absurdly rich.

Lairen posted...

Thats one yearly earning....

400mill net worth

That makes more sense.

WingsOfGood posted...

See screenshot.

Pierce Brosnan sold a home for 100 million last year iirc.

Probably cause he couldn't afford to own it anymore but regardless....

This is the best Marchand moment of the season though. Stolen from Jagr_68 off the nhl board

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/4/AANJGaAACzQG.jpg

Yeah I got a cheap wireless keyboard with a track pad back when I started physically hooking my laptop up to my TV... I gotta say my laptop is annoying but its a solid enough setup.

Oh that's what they run on now. I see. Between games and the fact it would he an upgrade on my laptop that takes 5 plus minutes to go from startup to do anything itd be worthwhile probly.

_____Cait posted...

Why does a pillow salesman have so much political clout

I'm not sure he does have any clout.

Even fox News had enough of that guy.

I've always meant to get one of those but never have.

Honestly I'd probly use it like crazy for a month or two and then just never think about it again.

Maybe its become sentient...

My first playthrough was for sure over 8 hours id imagine.

It was close to 10 on re2make

I wonder how much dominion is gonna win in their lawsuit against this idiot?

Also if his countersuit has been thrown out yet.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Habs getting killed already

Yeah ivr been checking then score while in class.

Yellowjackets it is.

Ruvan22 posted...

I take it you didn't send Walter after your roommate or he'd really know what fear was!!!

Seriously though - are you scary? Like you seem pretty friendly on here at least!

Hahaha. If ibhad Walter then he probly wouldn't have pulled half the shit he did.

And nah I'm not scary. I had a temper back then and if it things did get physical between us it woulda been super one sided in my favor... but I never once threatened him or put my hands on him.

I've been told I'm intimidating by the odd person but I think its just cause of how I look/looked.

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Wtf that dude sounds like a clown

He was the worst.

He never cleaned either. I finally got pissed about that and stopped cleaning up his shit and one day my gf told me she was gonna clean our place. So that was another fight we had because of him. But eventually she and I deep cleaned the place and he never did clean.

Which I brought up with him leading to him telling his gf he was scared of me again and then making his gf and my gf mad at me all over for being a bully or something.

I never even laid a hand on the guy but anytime I called him out on his shit he would go tell his gf he's scared of me and he doesn't know what I might do.

Fuck was I glad when he finally moved out. Lol.

Also I asked if I could choose a different psychological disorder to do a report on than the list we were given in class and my instructor is letting me do cowards syndrome.

This is gonna be a fun project. And I'm definitely referencing dead and mayhem in it. Lol.

*cot... ards syndrome. aka walking corpse syndrome.

Holy fuck gfaqs won't be even let me post the name of the disease cause is has part of that word in it.

Inedible is practically incredible.

Questionmarktarius posted...

My couch-loafing laptop is suffering hard trying to cast a second display to my tv.

My laptop is so slow these days its even an option for me. Gotta use an hdmi cable if I want it to be watchable.

COVxy posted...

Scream didn't deserve any more than 1 movie.

1 was fucking awesome

2 was pretty ok.

3 was trash.

4 was surprisingly good.

Questionmarktarius posted...

ESPN+ doesn't seem to believe the Habs game exists, despite it being listed this morning.

I end up having to *gfaqs edit* just to watch Habs games fairly often.

AlCalavicci posted...

whats your fastest time?

This is back when it was a relatively new game but iirc 1 hour 46 was my best.

Which I'm sure has been smashed repeatedly by actual speed runners but at the time I got some mag that had a buncha people run it and I was 6 minutes faster than anyone in the magazines runs.

Holy crap its been done in sub 50 mins.

Maybe an hour and 46 mins isn't even a speed run. Lol

Habs at Boston getting underway.

But the question is will I be able to stop bringing yellowjackets to watch it.

Naysaspace posted...

the bullshit with most modern phones is they are manufactured in such a way that it is easy to manufacture, but not easy to repair. i've repaired my phone twice (replaced the charging port, due to a manufacturer software defect)

-most motherboards are attached to the screen. it's not just a screen anymore, the screen IS the phone. So you used to be able to replace a screen for like 80 bucks. Not anymore.

-Most phones are sealed under the guise of "Water resistance". Not only is that a load of shit, but it also makes it such that you need a new piece of glue-tape every time you disassemble the phone! You COULD use the old one, if you are careful, but it's not the best.

-parts are oem, and especially for iphone or high end samsung, the aftermarket usually lags. phones are one of the FEW devices i encourage purchasing an extended warranty on -- at least to last the duration of your phone plan.

Yeah I found this put when Walter broke my s9. It was way cheaper to get another s9 than replace the screen.

Reviewbrah is easily the best youtube food reviewer.

Which is like saying the Ford pinto is the best piece of shit car.

NoxObscuras posted...

Nah, these things started rising in popularity recently. "Athletes use them"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAQgjdAACzOi.jpg

Oh. I've never even seen on of those before.

Like a Hitachi wand?

Does anyone actually use them as a massager is the real question.

SSJPurple posted...

No surprise really. That beyond/impossible stuff is just highly processed crap no different or healthier than a real fast food chicken nugget.

Plus $7 for 6 nuggetsnot even a biscuit or a drink with it? Keep that s*** lol

Yeah anyone getting it for health reasons is a moron and if its for ethical reasons why are you even giving KFC your money?

Smackems posted...

Y'all ok

Were we ever?

Lol.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Best go to the Walmart and make another $30 investment toward your new phone for the next 3 years. That's what I do.

I just buy an unlocked used phone for 200 to 250.

I had some budget phone for a while and it was so slow and the camera was shit. But 90% of my posting on gfaqs is on my phone and i take a lot of pics... otherwise I wouldn't care as much.

LeadPipeCinche posted...

But HE ISN'T WRONG.
You can get the vax and still get covid.
And if you do it proves it doesn't work.

Shut the fuck up bud.

Axiom posted...

For sure. Imagine having to go to a street dealer and getting a bunch of seeds and stems of some babbage weed like a savage

Lol.

I can get quads from my buddy for a fraction of what they'd cost in a dispensary.

I don't know where you'd even find dealers with garbage weed anymore.

Actually I do know where. Dispensaries. The only shit they sell thats not exponentially more than on the black market is straight trash 90% of the time.