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TopicIf the US reinstated the draft, would you fear being recruited?
JlM
01/25/22 5:39:55 PM
#10
36, terrible shape, -8.5 eye prescription, alcoholic, pacifist.

But yeah I'd still be worried tbh.

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TopicNever listened to any podcasts before, what would you recommend?
JlM
01/25/22 5:35:01 PM
#28
ultimate reaver posted...
podcast about list

Hardcore Listing?

Edit: Nevermind.

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TopicNever listened to any podcasts before, what would you recommend?
JlM
01/25/22 5:23:02 PM
#23
No Such Thing As A Fish - Four researches for the humor/fact television show QI discuss the four most interesting and strange facts they've learned in the past week in a humorous way.

Films To Be Buried With - Brett Goldstein (Ted Lasso, SuperBob), informs a guest that they've died and asks them about their life through the medium of film, asking them questions such as the first film they remember seeing film that made them cry the most, laugh the most etc.

Off-Menu - James Acaster and Ed Gamble sit down with a guest and discuss their dream menu, including favorite starter, main course, side dish, dessert, drink and more.

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Host Jamie discovers his Dad has written erotic fiction. Reluctantly, he reads it aloud with cohosts James and Alex.

Working It Out - Comedian Mike Birbiglia speaks with a guest to try and work on and receive feedback on new material.

Apologies. I'm a bit of an anglophile and prefer to have English voices in my head so I tend to look for English comedy pods.

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TopicCan someone explain to me the appeal of soft tacos ?
JlM
01/23/22 8:32:29 PM
#13
I don't like hard tacos because of the way they fall apart and everything falls out. Also I don't need the roof of my mouth being all cut up.

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TopicWhich state has the best lottery logo?
JlM
01/23/22 3:45:00 PM
#14
The Oklahoma one has a bird spraying a massive trail of shit across the state.

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TopicWhich state has the best lottery logo?
JlM
01/23/22 3:42:17 PM
#12
The Pennsylvania lottery is indepently audited by Zelenkofske Axelrod!


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TopicBill Hader and Anna Kendrick have been banging apparently
JlM
01/22/22 7:00:46 PM
#46
I'd like to watch her pee.

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TopicI feel like SMTV isn't as hard as everyone says
JlM
01/22/22 6:59:18 PM
#2
Super Mario (Taylor's Version)??

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TopicDo you remember it as Berenstain or Berenstein
JlM
01/21/22 11:50:02 AM
#14
I remember never reading them because of the extremely off-putting art.

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TopicRIP Meat Loaf
JlM
01/21/22 11:43:05 AM
#85
mustachedmystic posted...
Fight Club is a great movie, but If you like to read, check out the book, and anything else by Chuck Palahniuk.

I've probably read Choke a dozen or more times. Shame about the movie, but there's no way to make that movie properly.

Survivor was good too. I don't remember Invisible Monsters much, but I recall liking it Lullaby was a bit strange but alright. After Lullaby I don't think I ever enjoyed anything. Reading Pygmy was just a headache.

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TopicLouie Anderson dead at 68 - RIP
JlM
01/21/22 10:41:46 AM
#9
If you asked me this morning, I would have insisted he died a solid 5-10 years ago.

Anyway, fuck cancer.

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TopicJust found out my wife poops.
JlM
01/21/22 10:38:43 AM
#13
That's hot.

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TopicI've seen the light
JlM
01/21/22 9:52:20 AM
#5
https://youtu.be/zMOBuRz8SX0

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TopicRIP Meat Loaf
JlM
01/21/22 9:46:46 AM
#58
Ivany2008 posted...
While his name might have been Robert Paulson, he was known as Meatloaf. Besides, Robert Paulsen is the name of Yakko Warners voice actor, so people might get confused.

In Project Mayhem, we have no names. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. HIS name, is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

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TopicRIP Meat Loaf
JlM
01/21/22 7:59:15 AM
#35
His name was Robert Paulson.

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Topici wish there was a way i could relive my gory years
JlM
01/20/22 7:07:30 PM
#6
Brah, if you didn't see, TSwizz is the global ambassador for Record Store Day this year. April 23rd. There's an exclusive being dropped that day.

It could be just another variant of Evermore or Red or a 7", but the 13 purple stars on the stamp on the press releases give "Speak Now" (Taylor's Version) vibes.

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TopicRIP my sweet dog
JlM
01/20/22 5:50:22 PM
#5
Godspeed, goodboi.

My best ever went down January 31st, 2020. I thought "Well, this year can't get any worse". And I was right.

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TopicThy're making the Green M&M less sexy
JlM
01/20/22 12:42:59 PM
#34
"The green ones make you horny" was a really stupid myth growing up, but, as much as I hate advertising as a whole, I thought it was clever that when they anthropomorphized the M&Ms they made the green one "sexy".

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TopicRecommend me something terrible to watch on Netflix.
JlM
01/19/22 5:15:50 PM
#9
BuckVanHammer posted...
adam sandler

Uncut Gems is fantastic tho

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TopicMan jailed for two years for owning a book you can buy on Amazon
JlM
01/19/22 12:50:59 PM
#48
Damn, in middle school everyone had this on their computer.

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TopicDrink your milk
JlM
01/19/22 9:06:51 AM
#16
I. Drink. YOUR. milkshake!

I DRINK IT UP!

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TopicCE Wordle topic
JlM
01/19/22 8:18:33 AM
#416
Wordle 214 2/6




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Topicsmall flaccid dick= small erect dick
JlM
01/19/22 7:22:05 AM
#17
What does it matter what it looks like? As long as it tastes good who cares?

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TopicMary Tyler Moore was HOT
JlM
01/19/22 7:10:32 AM
#17
Laura Petrie, one of my all time hardest crushes.

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TopicMusic in general is pretty awesome.
JlM
01/18/22 8:42:11 PM
#8
I've found that people who say they don't care about music are almost always hardcore baseball fans.

It's made me hate baseball more than I already did and makes me assume bad things about baseball enthusiasts.

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TopicI've purchased Cosmic Crisp apples
JlM
01/18/22 8:33:06 PM
#3
Still not as good as SweeTango.

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TopicCE Wordle topic
JlM
01/18/22 7:49:12 AM
#400
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TopicWhat's your favorite Wu-Tang solo album?
JlM
01/17/22 11:43:14 PM
#10
Street_Genius posted...
BobanMarjanovic posted...
Only built for Cuban linx



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TopicFap misery
JlM
01/17/22 5:55:44 PM
#6
Rachel "Literally a Goddess" Riley

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TopicPost your top 10 favorite music artists
JlM
01/17/22 10:30:02 AM
#23
Taylor Swift
Mogwai
Margot and the Nuclear So & Sos
The Mountain Goats
The Decemberists
If These Trees Could Talk
Iron & Wine
Caspian
Jason Isbell
Sage Francis
Neutral Milk Hotel

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Topicdoes getting my **** ****ed count as losing virginity?
JlM
01/17/22 6:54:18 AM
#5
No, getting your lamb seared doesn't equate to losing your virginity.

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TopicCE Wordle topic
JlM
01/17/22 4:26:19 AM
#378
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TopicAh fuck, I think I might be developing a banana allergy
JlM
01/16/22 9:32:59 PM
#22
lolife67 posted...
I developed one at 25. One day I had one and just started breaking out in hives smh and I used to love bananas. Funny thing is, it's only raw bananas. If they're cooked, I can eat them with no problem.

Sounds pretty much exactly like me. I've at least been told cooked is fine. Banana yogurt, thankfully, is fine. My wife made me a banana cream pie that made my lips swell a bit but I was otherwise okay. Aside from the yogurt though, I've made the choice not to fuck around.

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TopicWhy am I a Cowboys fan
JlM
01/16/22 8:30:19 PM
#40
MFW someone is a Cowboys fan :

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/2/AAeQkrAAAX8Y.jpg

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TopicWhat happen at the end of the Cowboys game .
JlM
01/16/22 8:25:25 PM
#2
Cowboys were driving with VERY little time. Dak scrambled with barely any time left instead of throwing. Time ran out. Cowboys lost. Lol.

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TopicAh fuck, I think I might be developing a banana allergy
JlM
01/16/22 7:19:38 PM
#8
Bananas were my favorite fruit my entire life. Then randomly one day when I was 23, I ate a banana an laid down for a nap. About 30 minutes later I woke up with my entire body itchy, face swollen, slightly hard to breathe. Drove the two minutes to my mom's (nurse).

"Mom what the fuck is this?"

Now I can't eat bananas. Or kiwi. In fact most fruit gives me a little bit of some weird swelling and mouth pain.

Fuck.


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TopicCE Wordle topic
JlM
01/16/22 5:18:21 PM
#370
Finally figured out how to share these things.

I consider myself a bit if a Wheel Of Fortune vet. In the few weeks these have been given to me, I've yet to take more than three attempts.

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TopicFilms I've seen for the first time in 2022.
JlM
01/16/22 2:30:02 PM
#5
Sunhawk posted...
Nope. Do people even still use that?


Idk. I was only recently told about it because I kept my "to watch list" in a disorganized and ill-updated word doc.

But I also only really got into film over the past 9ish months after listening to the podcast "Films To Be Buried With" with Brett Goldstein. I've probably watched more in that time period than the rest of my 35 years total.

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TopicDey come up to you and say ''Hey peasant, choose 2 of us you want to fuck''
JlM
01/16/22 10:37:39 AM
#5
Can I just do left girl twice?

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TopicFilms I've seen for the first time in 2022.
JlM
01/16/22 9:54:47 AM
#3
Snu do you have a Letterboxd7

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TopicVideo game related words/titles/names that will never exist.
JlM
01/16/22 1:07:13 AM
#27
Uniracers Remastered

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TopicPelicans
JlM
01/14/22 6:38:39 AM
#7

https://youtu.be/yorP__90ogs

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TopicWait, Kingsman 3 came and went... and no topic about it?
JlM
01/10/22 11:31:18 AM
#7
Conflicted on if I care. Secret Service was so fucking good. Then Golden Circle or whatever was hot runny dogshit.


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TopicAre Steelers really going to make it to the playoffs today?
JlM
01/09/22 4:54:18 PM
#24
The "most Steelers thing" would to once again fall in the post season to either New England or Tom Brady.

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TopicWould you invite this board to your wedding reception?
JlM
01/07/22 12:30:11 PM
#14
"Id like to make a toast to da bride and da groom. Dese two right dere are READY TO FUCK. Deir gonna have a long night ahead of dem. Raise your glass den, and toast to da happy couple"

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TopicDon't Look Up but it's the moon falling to earth instead of a meteor
JlM
01/06/22 10:40:32 PM
#8
Melancholia had my head messed up for days.

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TopicGonna start Horizon Zero Dawn for the first time *no spoilers*
JlM
01/06/22 12:26:08 PM
#6
Probably the only game with fast travel that I never once used fast travel. I really loved that game.

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TopicAnybody remember that one porn star that broke that one guys dick?
JlM
01/06/22 12:24:51 PM
#13
Years ago my Mom called me at 2:30 in the morning. I woke up, answered, and she told me my Dad was having surgery.

"Fuck, is he okay? What happened?"

"He.....broke his...he broke his penis".

I just sighed and hung up. I didn't need that shit.

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TopicPeople like to shit on Little Caesars , but...
JlM
01/06/22 7:13:36 AM
#14
The thought of taking Little Cesar's pizza home from a kids party is weird as hell.

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TopicWhat's the best place to live in Indiana?
JlM
01/06/22 7:10:54 AM
#2
Indiana sucks and the people there drive like fucking morons.

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