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TopicImagine this: You have a wife, and she's 9 months pregnant.
JlM
12/03/21 6:21:15 PM
#16
I've literally been in a situation where I took my wife to the hospital because of nonstop, unbearable, stomach pain.

Turned out to be gas.
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TopicLucy Hale trailer; girl kidnapped by drug smugglers
JlM
12/03/21 4:59:18 PM
#4
Is this the next Far Cry game or something? Also STILL can't tell if Lucy Hale is hot or weird looking. Also, Pretty Little Liars is by far the worst show I watched to completion because I hate myself.
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TopicBut Seriously, Mr Ass
JlM
12/03/21 7:18:29 AM
#21
I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em
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TopicWhy do you wear a mask
JlM
12/02/21 12:39:17 PM
#3
So people don't think I'm republican.
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TopicRock "The Dwayne" Sonjohn.
JlM
12/02/21 12:38:40 PM
#16
Sailor Twift
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TopicOldest car you've driven?
JlM
12/01/21 6:53:12 PM
#43
Kastrada posted...
JlM posted...
Three Cutlasses already. Nice. I wish I remembered exactly what year mine was. I know it had a hilarious "futuristic" all digital dash that I was always certain wasn't correct.

The early 90's one had digital clusters. They even had a button to switch all the measurements to metric.

Source: I owned three Cutlass Supremes.


Yeah, I thought mine was 89 but my wife insists that it was 93 or 94.
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TopicPost a 90s album you like
JlM
12/01/21 6:04:12 PM
#22
mustachedmystic posted...
No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0MpEMBzxzM

Tragic Kingdom and Return Of Saturn are criminally underrated, probably because what became of No Doubt and Gwen later.

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TopicPost a 90s album you like
JlM
12/01/21 6:02:36 PM
#21
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One of the greatest albums ever. I get railed right in my nostalgia as soon as I hear that first riff and the harmonica kicks in. It's also one of only three albums that I've owned on cassette, CD, and vinyl. The other two being Dokie by Green Day and What's The Story Morning Glory by Oasis, which are both also 90s gems.
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TopicWhat is your favorite space object?
JlM
12/01/21 6:01:34 PM
#23
Nebulas fuck hard.

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Topichow many people have you had sex with in 2021?
JlM
12/01/21 11:56:10 AM
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Topic2021 Spotify Wrapped
JlM
12/01/21 11:17:54 AM
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Topic2021 Spotify Wrapped
JlM
12/01/21 11:17:08 AM
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TopicMy roommate loves doing two things: coughing her lungs out at 9 AM, and smoking
JlM
12/01/21 9:17:45 AM
#10
Every morning at work there's a group of smokers on the walking path by the entrance. I always make a big circle around them so I don't have to walk through their shitty smoke cloud. They act like I'm being dramatic for not wanting to walk through their stench wall.
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TopicIf it was revealed Undertaker and Kane had a third brother, who should it be?
JlM
11/30/21 10:48:36 PM
#9
Jand, The Nudertaker
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TopicWhat was your very first username? Here or online in general.
JlM
11/30/21 6:06:08 PM
#25
I was ROCKHAMMER737 on Lycos chat. I pretended to be a 21 year old with a black Firebird.

Of course it got me endless pussy.
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TopicRate dis pussy
JlM
11/29/21 10:26:55 PM
#10
Grey tabbies are top tier.
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TopicTroll on
JlM
11/29/21 10:16:06 PM
#8
Keep TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN
Keep TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN
Keep TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN

Now I know why y'all be lovin this shitpost right here!!
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TopicOldest car you've driven?
JlM
11/29/21 10:08:13 PM
#23
Fishstick posted...
JlM posted...
Three Cutlasses already. Nice. I wish I remembered exactly what year mine was. I know it had a hilarious "futuristic" all digital dash that I was always certain wasn't correct.

I loved my cutlass. Really wish I would have kept it.


I unfortunately only had mine for a year or so. I tried to accelerate up my friend's steep driveway. But I was in reverse. So I smashed my entire passenger side into his Dad's old beater truck's bumper.

I was gutted about totaling my first car, but forever thankful that his dad was understanding and cool about it.
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TopicOldest car you've driven?
JlM
11/29/21 9:56:50 PM
#13
Three Cutlasses already. Nice. I wish I remembered exactly what year mine was. I know it had a hilarious "futuristic" all digital dash that I was always certain wasn't correct.
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TopicOldest car you've driven?
JlM
11/29/21 9:54:15 PM
#9
My first car was, I think, an 89' Cutlass Supreme.
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TopicRecommend places that experience a variety of seasonal weather changes
JlM
11/29/21 9:42:42 PM
#4
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

I imagine it's a pleasant place to live.


Yeah, driving through the steep ass Pittsburgh hills in the snow is so fucking pleasant.
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TopicWalmart PS5 and Xbox Series X drop at 12 pm ET today
JlM
11/29/21 5:30:07 PM
#28
One of the moms I work with just text me "My kids want the new XBox. What am I looking for?".

A miracle, Mindy, a miracle. Told her that they're going to be disappointed but they're gonna have to settle for a Series S most likely.

Tried to sell her my PS5 but apparently her kids are set on XBOX.
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TopicWhich of these FLAGS is NOT from ASIA?? Can you figure it out??
JlM
11/28/21 4:07:34 PM
#4
Amateur vexillologist/flag nerd here.

#4 is Monaco
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TopicWhy is Cupid/Eros always depicted as a baby?
JlM
11/28/21 3:42:53 PM
#3
Because sex makes more babies. Building and army of archery proficient infants.
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TopicWhich horror villain has the most "don't give a shit" attitude?
JlM
11/28/21 2:20:56 PM
#7
George Howard Scubb
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TopicDamn, my barber died.
JlM
11/28/21 2:12:06 PM
#3
I always longed for a consistent barber that I liked. Haircuts were always very stressful for me because I didn't know what to do with my hair.

Once I finally found someone I liked and made me look okay, I only had three or four sessions until my hair was thinning to the point that I just started shaving it.

Although it was a little awkward because she was an absolute smoke show Italian chick who talked very freely about sex.
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TopicDont grow up and be like Bill from King of the Hill
JlM
11/28/21 1:38:09 PM
#12
Bill episodes are usually a channel changer for me.
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TopicGetting my 3rd shot tomorrow. Phizer this time.
JlM
11/28/21 10:10:00 AM
#18
I'm about 18 hours in. My arm pain is the worst part. I have a very mild body ache and feel very dry, but overall, not bad.

With the first two shots, the 17 hour mark was when I felt the worst so hopefully this is as bad as it gets.
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TopicGetting my 3rd shot tomorrow. Phizer this time.
JlM
11/26/21 5:03:18 PM
#2
Yeah I'm getting boosted tomorrow too. Triple Moderna gang here I come. I'm getting my flu shot too so I expect to feel like shit Sunday.
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Topicdammit joe
JlM
11/26/21 2:11:31 PM
#8
"Price is on the can tho....."
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Topicamericans dont like british comedies yet the office is the most popular comedy
JlM
11/26/21 11:34:59 AM
#25
The_Hat posted...
My wife and I have been binging Task Master which is amazing.


Probably my favorite show ever. Fucking hilarious.
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TopicYellow is the color of Sun rays
JlM
11/26/21 10:59:52 AM
#6
Green was the grass in Centennial Park
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TopicIn Mean Girls, when Gretchen was trying to make Fetch happen
JlM
11/26/21 10:49:26 AM
#3
That would be pretty fetch tbh
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TopicDoes Sony or Bose make better headphones?
JlM
11/26/21 8:07:24 AM
#6
Bose is shit.
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TopicI have the high ground, Charlie Brown.
JlM
11/26/21 7:20:05 AM
#24
I want you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open with only me to help. And then I want you strong again. You're not going to die. You might wish you're going to die, but you're not going to, Charlie Brown.
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TopicWhat does green bean casserole taste like?
JlM
11/26/21 6:43:21 AM
#25
It's alright. I'd much rather just have some roasted fresh green beans though.
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TopicCE's Cats #7
JlM
11/25/21 8:34:38 PM
#311


HEWWO I AM SLEEP

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TopicMessssssy!!! NYT reports Taylor Swift and Kanye added to Grammy noms last minute
JlM
11/25/21 1:12:13 PM
#2
As much as I want Evermore to win, neither her or Kanye are winning. Probably going to Billie or Olivia.
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TopicPlease don't touch my nut sack.
JlM
11/25/21 10:48:41 AM
#6
Can I at least smell your nutsack?
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TopicItt: old lady names
JlM
11/25/21 9:14:02 AM
#63
Mary-Rose Sue-Ellen
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TopicYou're in a life or death situation and 1 family member has to die for everyone
JlM
11/24/21 7:33:49 PM
#16
DocileOrangeCup posted...
My pedophilic uncle

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TopicAnyone recognize this poster and what it is for?
JlM
11/24/21 12:45:02 PM
#3
It definitely says Lucifer. I've found a couple of thing with a very similar font, but they seem to be comic books and fan made art for a potential movie?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/a/a3/Lucifer_Vol_1_32.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150414202356

https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11131/111319005/5991596-rco001_1495039159.jpg
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TopicTrial: The Murder of Ahmaud Arbery
JlM
11/24/21 12:10:59 PM
#278
Tag
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TopicRiddle: 2 girls are trapped for a year in a bank.
JlM
11/24/21 12:10:23 PM
#4
One of them walked out with a one(1) United States dollar Susan B. Anthony coin.
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TopicI have two types of females I like
JlM
11/23/21 5:34:45 PM
#10
On a lark, on a whim
I said, "there's two kinds of men in this world and you're neither of them."
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TopicThe Dark Side of the Moon vs. Wish You Were Here vs. Animals vs. The Wall
JlM
11/23/21 10:37:27 AM
#10
Animals > WYWH > The Wall > TDSOTM
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TopicMost overused excuses for losing at online games?
JlM
11/23/21 9:05:51 AM
#8
Sorry I'm too busy having a life to learn everything little thing about the game.
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TopicWhat is your favorite thing to touch
JlM
11/22/21 10:12:02 PM
#19
Cat ears
Wife earlobes
Spinner ring
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TopicPlayStation 5 instantly sold out as soon as sales started.
JlM
11/22/21 9:32:02 PM
#47
Who wants to buy mine? Used a few times to play Just Dance. One controller. No box.
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