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| Topic | Best of these ten famous dragons? |
| synth_real 01/09/22 4:03:38 PM #70 | FortuneCookie posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/4/AAdlC_AACyhE.jpg Xethuminra posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/1/AAatkdAACyhL.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/0/AARb7LAACyhy.jpg --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I tried the Last Dab hot sauce |
| synth_real 01/09/22 2:15:54 PM #10 | The difference is that Last Dab doesn't have capsaicin extract in it, but those other sauces you named do. It's the extract that makes Mad Dog and Da Bomb so hot, but also taste bad. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Best of these ten famous dragons? |
| synth_real 01/09/22 2:00:38 PM #67 | I picked King Ghidorah because I have a dildo based on him --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Biggest fuck up at work that you've done that was hilarious? |
| synth_real 01/09/22 1:33:00 PM #9 | I drank a bottle of whiskey and kicked holes in the wall. I still work there to this day and never got in trouble for it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Remember Bananas in Pyjamas? |
| synth_real 01/08/22 8:02:15 PM #7 | DandyQuackShot posted... Thats all I can remember about them tooThey're also coming down in pairs --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Can someone explain to me why fighter jets have dynamic pressure vs static? |
| synth_real 01/08/22 12:59:33 PM #2 | I'm just tossing a guess out there, but it may have something to do with the strong G-forces during turning and banking --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | '90 Day Fiance' star is NO LONGER selling her farts in a jar. |
| synth_real 01/04/22 8:01:59 PM #9 | voldothegr8 posted... Matto was told that her pain was the result of her steady diet of gas-inducing beans and eggs.Huh, she was actually farting in them and not just selling empty jars --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Last time you went boom boom? |
| synth_real 01/04/22 7:55:12 PM #3 | Trumble posted... We don't "go boom boom" anymore. We "make some soup" now.Never mind soup, earlier today I was brewing up the world's worst latte, complete with foam on top. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she's super into crystals |
| synth_real 01/02/22 8:25:46 PM #16 | As long as she doesn't mess around too much with my crystal collection or my Satanic altars, we're all good. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Milwaukee woman busted for DUI twice in one day |
| synth_real 01/02/22 12:46:30 PM #9 | How DUI stops work can vary across locations and situations. Here in Canada, I know a guy who got caught at a RIDE program, and the cops let him call a friend to pick up his vehicle before they took him to the station to book him. They may have let him go home that night with a promise to appear too. It took his buddy almost an hour to show up to get the car, while he was being held in police custody waiting to be taken to the station. The officers dealing with him never recorded the reason for this delay, which led to his DUI charges being thrown out of court because it's against a person's rights to be held in police custody for too long without being charged. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Tomorrow I'll be making fudge. |
| synth_real 12/26/21 12:09:28 AM #6 | Shall you be packing it into tubes? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Lucifer sounds evil as fuck but the name means Morning Star |
| synth_real 12/22/21 9:57:27 PM #24 | The original reference in the Old Testament (Ben Sahar) that got translated into Latin as Lucifer isn't even about the Devil, it's a political statement about a local king at the time it was written. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why are there no Canadian cuisine restaurants? |
| synth_real 12/15/21 10:50:38 PM #8 | https://smokespoutinerie.com/ --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your new job is watching paint dry. |
| synth_real 12/15/21 8:59:22 PM #25 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] You were an inspector. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your new job is watching paint dry. |
| synth_real 12/15/21 8:51:20 PM #23 | Why has nobody mentioned the paint fumes yet? If you're being paid to sit in a hotbox of airborne chemicals, you're probably a human guinea pig. No way. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | It really is an anomaly that November Rain has nearly 2 BILLION views on YT |
| synth_real 12/03/21 5:14:08 PM #16 | November Rain does have some of the best solos Slash has ever played, but otherwise I don't care for the rest of the song --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If you could punch one punctuation mark in the face which would it be? |
| synth_real 11/17/21 6:23:10 PM #5 | OVERGOATED posted... Question mark seems the obvious choice for me. She's such a snotty bitch, but which would CE pick?Question mark already looks like it got punched in the face --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/16/21 7:27:40 PM #315 | Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine, Mr. Bond? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/13/21 3:19:01 AM #265 | Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES, Mr. Bond. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/12/21 11:10:33 AM #252 | You'd be a lot cooler if you did, Mr. Bond --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is Oblivion or Skyrim better? |
| synth_real 11/11/21 6:41:59 PM #13 | Skyrim has the better gameplay, but Oblivion has a lot of things going for it, including the aforementioned better quests. It also has the better DLC homes. Building a cozy house in the woods is cool and all, but in Oblivion you could have a castle or a pirate cove. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Horror Survival! Choose Three Numbers: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) |
| synth_real 11/10/21 10:51:32 PM #19 | I'm being chased by Chucky, and Willy Wonka just handed me a tomahawk. I just assume it's needed for one of his magical machines and go with it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/08/21 7:11:41 PM #145 | Stay a while and listen, Mr. Bond --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/06/21 8:24:42 PM #106 | We're here for a good time, not a long time, Mr. Bond. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/06/21 4:36:22 PM #94 | It's only gay if balls touch, Mr. Bond. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Never played KOTOR before |
| synth_real 11/06/21 11:21:11 AM #13 | In KOTOR 1, don't level up past level 5 until after you finish with the first world --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/06/21 10:54:42 AM #89 | Are you on the square? Are you on the level? Are you ready to swear right here, right now, before the Devil, Mr. Bond? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You Only Shitpost Twice, Mr. Bond. |
| synth_real 11/04/21 8:20:11 PM #63 | And boom goes the dynamite, Mr. Bond --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Follow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat. |
| synth_real 11/03/21 11:58:31 PM #438 | What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, Mr. Bond --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Follow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat. |
| synth_real 11/03/21 6:22:25 PM #400 | You must gather your party before venturing forth, Mr. Bond. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Follow a phrase with ", Mr. Bond." to turn it into a threat. |
| synth_real 11/02/21 9:14:10 PM #327 | Who is your daddy, and what does he do, Mr. Bond? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Rage for the Machine. Mean Day. Blink 180 Who |
| synth_real 10/31/21 2:33:13 PM #116 | Shitknot --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you live a fart positive lifestyle? |
| synth_real 10/24/21 10:02:49 PM #5 | I once had a job on an assembly line with a big drum fan at one end. I didn't like my coworkers there, so I made a massive pot of chili and would hold in my shit all day just so I could rip the foulest farts into the fan and watch the wave of disgusted faces as it traveled down the line --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | *Unpopular food opinions* |
| synth_real 10/24/21 9:31:53 PM #58 | Kami_no_Kami posted... Bacon is a super overrated meme food that doesnt mesh well with anything other than eggs. Bacon sweets are especially bad.It goes well in salad too. I might just be saying that because I had a salad with bacon for dinner tonight. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Been waiting my whole life to meet the right woman |
| synth_real 10/24/21 7:54:04 PM #5 | And when you finally meet her, you'll find out that you're not the right man --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | *Unpopular food opinions* |
| synth_real 10/24/21 7:16:34 PM #42 | Captain_Qwark posted... Cole slaw is garbageDepends on what you mean by coleslaw. The green slime shit from KFC? Yeah, that's awful. The real deal, made with fresh cabbage and creamy dressing? Favourite kind of salad --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Watching Blues Brothers (Spoilers) |
| synth_real 10/24/21 11:13:52 AM #13 | Slayer_22 posted... And, of course, Soul Man is probably one of the best covers of the song ever.It certainly helps when you have some of the guys who played on the original recording on stage with you. If you want more Blues Brothers and haven't watched this yet, check out Live At Winterland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OMWW25Fzc --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Returning the grocery store cart? Which are you. |
| synth_real 10/24/21 1:16:25 AM #91 | I leave it in the far corner of the parking lot. I normally walk home from the grocery store with my bags over my shoulders, so I go as far as I can in the parking lot before I start carrying them. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Vaccination rates... sorted by Zodiac signs. |
| synth_real 10/22/21 11:55:02 PM #51 | Ratchetrockon posted... What the heck. Leos are getting too cockyPride is a major Leo trait --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Vaccination rates... sorted by Zodiac signs. |
| synth_real 10/22/21 2:03:27 PM #25 | Turbam posted... Chad Leos win yet again!The strongest leader of the signs --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Vaccination rates... sorted by Zodiac signs. |
| synth_real 10/22/21 12:45:46 PM #19 | Ratchetrockon posted... Damn why taurus only averageThey're stubborn --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $424,000 but all women think you are gay |
| synth_real 10/22/21 12:35:19 PM #37 | UnfairRepresent posted... Inverse to guys think you're straight if you're that way inclinedSo I get the money, and gay dudes all thirsting after my dick because they think they can't have it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you think the covid vaccine is the doing of God, or of Satan? |
| synth_real 10/22/21 1:18:44 AM #14 | Zikten posted... Maybe it's from ZeusIf it's any of the Greek gods, it's Asclepius, the god of medicine --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Vaccination rates... sorted by Zodiac signs. |
| synth_real 10/22/21 1:14:02 AM #5 | Curious that the fire signs are all at the top, and the bottom are earth and water signs. I'm a Pisces, and had both shots back in the summer. Once something other than the AstraZeneca vax was widely available here in Canada, I went for it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Trumps new social media platform taken down after just 2 hours. |
| synth_real 10/21/21 6:48:16 PM #57 | Tyranthraxus posted... IIRC it turned out he wasn't hacked on Twitter and it was just a disgruntled employee. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you like panties? |
| synth_real 10/18/21 9:45:46 PM #5 | I love panties. Too bad my nuts keep slipping out of them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How the hell was The Rocky Horror Picture Show made? |
| synth_real 10/15/21 9:46:47 PM #8 | It was a live stage show before they made the movie, and that is still the superior format for Rocky Horror. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Tell me a part of the body that begins with the letter "T" |
| synth_real 10/14/21 6:40:15 PM #16 | Thumb --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Scenario: You're offered $100 for each alternate Universe you destroy. |
| synth_real 10/13/21 7:02:16 PM #19 | I've played one of those clicker games before, I'm ready for this moment --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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