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| Topic | Gabby Petito's death determined to be by strangulation |
| synth_real 10/12/21 11:13:05 PM #72 | RickyTheBAWSE posted... imagine your master strangulation plan falling apart because you lost your grip and have nothing to show for the effort but incriminating DNA evidence under your fingernails.This is why people need to learn how to perform a proper chokehold. You squeeze off the bloodflow to the brain, not the supply of air to the lungs, faster and harder to break out of. You're still gonna cover the victim in DNA evidence, that kind of close contact will cover them in all kinds of hair and dead skin, murder by choking is just a bad time all around. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Andy Murray first underarm serve - is it unsportmanlike? |
| synth_real 10/11/21 11:47:17 AM #9 | He basically just lobbed it over the net. I get it, the other guy has gotta stand back and be ready for the 100 MPH serve, but if he can't dash up to even attempt to return that, what kind of professional athlete is he? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Chili with beans or without beans? |
| synth_real 10/10/21 5:57:53 PM #10 | modena posted... Yep,prefer mine with atleast pinto and black beans. (Ofcourse the right peppers to complement).Kidney, black, pinto, and maple-baked beans. The maple flavour with chipotle is a great combination, I put maple bacon in as well. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Chili with beans or without beans? |
| synth_real 10/10/21 4:26:21 PM #3 | I put 4 different kinds of beans in my chili --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Has there ever been an open-world game set in Hell or the underworld? |
| synth_real 10/10/21 4:24:10 PM #5 | Xethuminra posted... MinecraftEven after the update to it, the Nether gets boring. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Has there ever been an open-world game set in Hell or the underworld? |
| synth_real 10/10/21 12:10:39 PM #1 | Question --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is believing in Zeus any different than believing in God? |
| synth_real 10/09/21 12:01:17 PM #166 | TrollTrace posted... I been coming to this site since 2004...insisting someone is trolling when they are not is offensive. I am marking you. It took effort to write up what i did.So you're a high effort troll then. You even have troll right in your user name, and you're claiming that you're not a troll? If you've been here since 2004, what happened to your original account? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How is believing in Zeus any different than believing in God? |
| synth_real 10/08/21 11:01:21 PM #129 | pegusus123456 posted... Christians don't have to live in fear that Yahweh will come down, turn into a swan, and fuck their wives and sons.It's canon that Yahweh did that at least once --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is Slayer too metal for you? |
| synth_real 10/08/21 10:05:48 PM #25 | Other: Fuckin' Slayer! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Currently eating a burrito with Carolina Reaper hot sauce. |
| synth_real 10/06/21 7:56:27 PM #20 | theAteam posted... Aren't there sauces with synthetic capsaicin that are way above any peppers?There are, but they don't taste good for the most part. They only exist to be stupid hot, I want my heat to come with some tasty pepper flavour. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Currently eating a burrito with Carolina Reaper hot sauce. |
| synth_real 10/06/21 6:35:19 PM #13 | PrettyBoyFloyd posted... I have to look up the science behind this.At that heat level, they have to be developed through selective cultivation. While the Carolina Reaper is the current Guinness World Record holder at 2.2 Million SHU, the man who developed it has cultivated a new strain known as Pepper X which supposedly tops out close to 3 Million, but Guinness has not yet certified it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | French Vanilla is a bottom-tier coffee creamer flavor. |
| synth_real 10/05/21 9:55:48 PM #6 | All coffee creamer is bottom-tier. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If you gained anime or superhero-level strength, what would you do, |
| synth_real 10/04/21 7:08:47 PM #24 | Pepys Monster posted... Because then people would be angry and would kidnap or kill people you care about. It makes much more sense to be rich and live your life without the world against you.And then I would kill them and everybody they care about, and everybody who cares about everybody they care about. The list of people I care about is only two people, and I'm at the top of the list, I could find somewhere to hide my mother for a while with people thoroughly terrified of my retribution to watch over her. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If you gained anime or superhero-level strength, what would you do, |
| synth_real 10/04/21 6:53:17 PM #21 | Why would you just make money, when you could rule the world? If an army can't stop you, then why wouldn't you just roll into Washington DC and take control of the American government? Or round up all the world's richest people in one room, pick one at random to smash to bits, then tell the rest that they work for you now or them and their families are next? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Been a while since I've seen a motherfucking METAL topic on CE |
| synth_real 10/04/21 4:14:35 PM #16 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQdE96MQ65Y I've been digging First Fragment, can't wait for this album to drop at the end of the month --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Death Grips haven't dropped since 2018 |
| synth_real 10/04/21 12:54:00 PM #14 | They're still waiting to drop their newest material. One could say that they have a death grip on it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Are throwing knives a good weapon? |
| synth_real 10/03/21 8:28:33 PM #21 | People can keep fighting you with a stab wound, even if you get them somewhere vital it's still gonna take some time for them to bleed out. I know people who have been stabbed, they all told me it hurts about as much as getting punched. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | what are bands that'll make me look cool for listening to them |
| synth_real 10/03/21 3:08:17 AM #11 | King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Who is the most overrated bass player? |
| synth_real 10/02/21 5:34:31 PM #34 | No such thing as an overrated bass player. Most people can't even name a bass player who isn't also a lead singer, and the few who can will all say Cliff. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | quebec wants independence but keeping all the benefits of being part of canada? |
| synth_real 09/30/21 6:57:34 PM #20 | Mearcstapa posted... They should just give Quebec back to France, imo. Their problem nowFrance doesn't want them back, they've even said so in the past. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The perfect woman but she makes you wear her panties. |
| synth_real 09/28/21 6:19:12 PM #8 | Are they boring granny panties, or sexy lacy thongs? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you get a cybernetic implant to your brain? |
| synth_real 09/26/21 7:53:45 PM #11 | gunplagirl posted... So it wouldn't make me into the dumb bimbo slut I try so hard to be only to fail at?You could download all the hypno directly into your brain --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is the whole Star Wars franchise a Dune rip off? |
| synth_real 09/26/21 2:30:41 PM #12 | https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051808/ This should be the first response to any topic about Star Wars ripping off anything. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $1 million or you get wings |
| synth_real 09/26/21 1:56:58 PM #5 | Is it just one order of wings, or do I get unlimited wings for life? What sauce can I get on them? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you buy a modern day Rock Band or Guitar Hero? |
| synth_real 09/26/21 2:36:12 AM #10 | I'd much rather spend the time playing my real guitar --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Rank by plausibility: Aliens, Ghosts, Bigfoot, Loch Ness, Zombies, Mermaids |
| synth_real 09/26/21 2:28:52 AM #40 | 1) Aliens. The universe is such a massive place that intelligent life has to have evolved somewhere else. However, the chance that we've been visited by them here in FTL spaceships is very low, Earth is just one planet out of innumerable ones out there, and everything we currently understand about physics indicates that interstellar travel would require extremely immense amounts of energy. Even if there was a highly advanced civilization out there that had the capability to accomplish that, the resource cost of traveling to another planet would mandate a damn good reason for them to visit it. 2) Ghosts. It's such a widely reported phenomenon over all of written history that there has to be something to it, especially the numerous sightings that occur in particular places. It's probably not the actual souls of the dead, but instead some kind of energetic anomaly that affects certain people's brains and causes them to see things that aren't there. I've personally never seen a ghost or the activities of one, but I've been a few places that gave me an inexplicable spooky feeling. 3) Zombies. Many posters here have pointed out that such a thing does exist in the insect world. You'll never see a rotten corpse shambling down the street, however, the process of decomposition would render the muscles inoperative long before then, let alone all of the organs that provide the necessary energy and oxygen for those muscles to work. Theoretically, something like a cordyceps fungus could reanimate a freshly dead human, but our nervous system is much more complex than an insect. 4) Bigfoot. An upright bipedal simian of that size is unlikely to exist, humans with gigantism in that size range usually suffer their entire lives with significant medical problems. It's well known that Andre the Giant drank so much because it was the only way he could deal with his back pain caused by his enormous size. Other giants often have heart problems because of the amount of work it takes to circulate blood through a body of that size. A new species could have evolved solutions to those problems, but we'd have found at least skeletal remains from them were that the case. Upright hominid anatomy just doesn't scale up well beyond normal human size. 5) Nessie. Creatures like that did exist millions of years ago, but conditions on Earth have changed significantly since then. Megalodons couldn't even survive in todays oceans, let alone something like the Loch Ness monster in a lake. Just the amount of food it would require alone would be far more than what Loch Ness could provide it. 6) Mermaids. Completely fantastic, would require a very bizarre evolutionary branch from the earliest hominids. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Songs where the censored version is better than the uncensored version. |
| synth_real 09/25/21 5:42:25 PM #13 | Flauros posted... Forget You from C-loThat is an absolute downgrade --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you partake in a gangbang with other CEusers? |
| synth_real 09/25/21 1:43:51 PM #19 | Kitt posted... Better question is, who would be the center of it all taking it from everyone?I've already volunteered --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you partake in a gangbang with other CEusers? |
| synth_real 09/25/21 1:20:35 PM #10 | Guaranteed STD free, I'll just put on a blindfold and put some Vicks Vaporub under my nose and let everybody use me as they please --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | CE : You've been given the chance to reform Religion in the USA... |
| synth_real 09/22/21 6:23:33 PM #11 | Satanism would be the new state religion. Ave Satanas! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | if your animal crossing character is 5 shades lighter than you you're not woke |
| synth_real 09/19/21 9:32:45 PM #5 | 5 shades lighter than my skin colour would be the whitest shade of white ever discovered. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Grace Slick White Rabbit 1969 was awesome. But time was cruel |
| synth_real 09/19/21 11:59:10 AM #9 | LeoRavus posted... And my 96 year old aunt looks better than 81 year old Grace Slick.Your aunt probably didn't do anywhere even close to the amount of drugs that Grace did --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Confession time: What's the worst thing you've eaten to be polite? |
| synth_real 09/17/21 1:44:41 PM #38 | I had a friend who was paranoid about food poisoning, so he always overcooked everything on the barbecue. He did some chicken breasts one time that were so badly burnt, his mother couldn't tell the difference between them and the burgers on the plate. I ate about a third of one before I couldn't stand any more --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So... the Blue Jays have been crazy lately. |
| synth_real 09/12/21 11:18:35 PM #31 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... The way baseball is played lately is you either strike out or hit a Homer. You have big scores like this as well as a record number of no hitters this year. Power hitting and power pitching.While the Jays do lead baseball in home runs as a team, when they're playing good they're actually stringing base hits together and scoring runs that way. Vladdy is in the running for the triple crown this year because he gets a lot of base hits going to the opposite field when the opposing team puts on the shift against him. I think the rest of baseball is watching this and will start following suit in the next couple of years, load up on power hitters but also emphasize that they should cut down their swings when the situation calls for it to put pressure on the opposing defense and get some base runners, then start swinging for the fences. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | This was written by Hunter S. Thompson in 2001, one week after 9/11 happened |
| synth_real 09/12/21 10:26:02 AM #16 | Hunter lived through the Vietnam war era, he had the experience to know what he was looking at. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | THAT part in a video game that makes you not want to replay it. |
| synth_real 09/05/21 10:30:08 PM #103 | The third level of Watchers Keep in Baldur's Gate 2. I've still replayed the game tons of times, but there's a couple of fights on that floor that always give me problems with most parties, because they occur after a null-magic zone that strips all of my protection spells and then toss me into a room full of enemies tossing nasty status effects at me. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Abused girl's father kills pedophile friend |
| synth_real 09/05/21 10:41:14 AM #100 | Fam_Fam posted... people here are fucked up. murder is fine, if you have a good reason?I would argue that if there's a good reason, it's not murder. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $10,000 or the ability to poop teleport |
| synth_real 09/04/21 6:05:48 PM #18 | Guaranteed poop-free anal sex every time, yes please --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | My body is a temple.. |
| synth_real 09/03/21 5:44:20 PM #6 | My body is a temple, and I worship the Devil. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you know much about Jewish Kabbalism? |
| synth_real 09/03/21 5:43:13 PM #5 | I'm a Qliphothic practitioner, not exactly kosher with the Hebrews but it is a part of Kabbalah. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The Satanic Temple is going to try to claim abortions as part of their Religion |
| synth_real 09/03/21 5:29:49 PM #9 | Satanic Temple has always used the name of Satan for political pursuits. This is another of them, and I have no problem with it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Imagine being able to play guitar like dis. |
| synth_real 09/01/21 10:24:27 PM #11 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeooHiX4oH0 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | recommend metal to pulverize my stupid sad brain |
| synth_real 09/01/21 6:18:22 PM #2 | Serocs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOGQkWTaKM&list=OLAK5uy_kqOJ290KsNfV8twZilf6RsJgVn7WlQtGQ&index=2 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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